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Show v ' i r- - ; I " - MJ I !,r If P 7 U 4i'W W ' I I i Ideni' Riannero: (ice' A ' : f " ' ' (I a x tf Have They -- Died Out ITS just m Uncle Terclval said as pushed through the doof ahead of Aunt Cynthiaj "My dear, the manners of tho present feneration are .appalling." And Aunt Cynthia, in her haste ' knocking off Uncle Perctval's glasses, replied, "Agreed, toy : own; modem manners art Indeed muddling." It would seem reasonable and not unduly forward to agree that present day courtesy ta about a plentiful aa shy moTle actors. Yott never know whether you are going to be pushed off aa elevator Into the abaft and from there toan undertakers . .Pwior or " - ii ' t ,ii,i . "Z'i 'm'1'; iri J '7'' ' s . rr fc! ttj tu turf, txr to a, i.csij KMm man had jostled a USy oa the gentlestreet finitely mors dangerous that anything and broken thru cf tar frv Persblnf devised by Way of forma- which crime, ha,wg promptly mobbed. ow coscuet i:. elevens have originated In the x5ly caat go on la Aides, tT ,a Aiuanca- - oollejs matter of gridiron attack. well, that's different To tell the truth end, of course, It ts considered tntt$ cr Um the Is essential when there's no. way truth Aw4 ttaitaf A!ia r T " ,wu P?a ta give to get out of ne drive ia the genSki tiav ass tfh it-o- v-- ash! iweaK until sa - e fefc ra1 si I rnrtirtri e"if m frfi T . -- - sia AMiml contaln under the C's the word Cour- tesy" defined as "aa antique form of conduct practiced by George Washing- ton's set but erowded out of existence wbett life became an Apache dance: AtHAst sbavav! MAmmlrraAa Vv htvri nowtime the ask can't you appointed, adayn Without a committee, to look into the," subject of present day man- ners and after rach chairman has risen to state that he is still trying to $Rd, some , samples to investigate, it 's safe to say that at the time of go- - - presr-manner- , ,u, "carry-your-ow- n" - - ns :.tuni aj ' dog-soa- oma If the preseuftrend toward rough- - the crowd knows as well as he does rider politeness is maintained all that they no sooner get home than they P her rush bour to ourt to n111 fnf or, still better, to throw a couple surance company president hold his devoutly hope you get head, That's merely an ; evening through all right tertainmepl the same as going to the Where Eave Gone! fanners JL .. movies. - ' j And one attempt to eat lunch at the And If Mary feels coy she pulls the designated as nooa.' la anyone chair swag Just as John fa about to are, virtually the popular white-tile- d food em- - ing. to sit down, which is 'considered, the 'that a minus. , pepper poriums city, Is quite height . of amusement for all those sufficient to make on modern For i'vlvtd close-u- p you order milk at present If Jobs falls on the floor. the office and enroll as a subscribing manners did you. ever try the subway, w M. B ao, member of the yi band, 'tout B:0T Some oay taae a oacaa most uproarjpus evening ensues. We might think that manners fly woodsman Into the subterranean bat- ' ' Why Is Itl south la Winter and north la Bummer tlegrouud nd 10 to 1 he will exclaim Teh. modera manners are Indeed except for the fact that neither the brightly that this must be a college ..muddling,whlch leads us to the que-- - south nor the $orta has reported any pants fght-- he - h- a- heard so much tion:: -- Why Can't the Crowd Be Cour- - sight of them. So "it is reasonable to about , , teousT' presume that the species has died out The whole scene Is like one of those It is hot necessarily or at least Is eO rare that any samples dances By "crowd" where; the gentleman stands meant that you mtift gather together a hou!d be mounted on cotton under obviously expecting something and mob to Ijave bad manners. Not at all. for the Inspection of later gen-- get it hh the lady comes hurtling .. They come both ia the singular and erationa "through ths air and Iddges around bis the plural, all shades, a yard wide. Soon to Disappear. neck. Then to show his wrath he ouv. uui iu iaw jsow u you want to nut the hinme swings her threeror four times around "crowd" we merely mean the good old on anybody some people just must his bead and lets her. go. . Whether she O. P., which in its tranlated form point a finger of scorn go to the near- is dead when she falls la "a matter of spells general public. est chewing gum machine and point to no concern to anybody. It is true that the mass formations the mirror. You belong to the scnorat Above the din Ot ripping clothes you ot the present generation of subway public and In the matter of mannars ' can hear the conductor is right and svt stormers , and bargain bugs are In- - that seems to convict you. erybody does want to get home, but haJ do Its Investing lasnionabla soda fountain tttt the matinee. Buried as you trim perfumes and silks, you en hw tbt pleasure crowd impatiently tapplat the conductor's box so families could the counter with their checks or eotu talk about it at dinner and children and ordering abruptly. "Girl girl. I be" sung loeleep" with it at bedtmie.want a lemon" hoephafljaTifi1, But the strange part of it is the lady. Be quick about It I want to pt i She will probably sit down wearing a train." the way they speak is tootA facial expression that plainly says:: to make Mabel throw the lemon pb "At last I hare got something I am phate into several broadcloth Upi But entitled to." Does she thank the gen- - if she should dare to as much si eat Ueman for his courtesy Mercy no; a sullen glance she would be it's quite beneath her. She Is busily for "discourtesy, which is a thtajl engaged In arranging her skirt so as can not stand," and her little tie i to show the improper amount of em--f week would go to somebody who tUti to being yelled at as vanilla tee cms broidered hosiery, " to chocolatesauce. take Aft.r .noft a dUmnnatrallaB of bad Bo you seejrjmarked they tn plos manners on the part of one of our tone of voice, there Is no social Sa leading feminine car riders It la hardly la tbt world of bad manners, likely the gentleman will think It is worthwhile to give up his place the o Did yon ever notice how somt p aest time, ; and, after all. you can pis behave when they're home, ui then ob the other hand, watch Qua hftrdly blame him.- It's about time the women gathered la the idea that Just when they're out Observe It ion ffihe. It comes under the heal i because you thank a man for Ire- old. Tbere'ijls for linquishing his place in. the car for p of a your, comfort : .yot don't . necessarily Smith, president " He" company. pejTto tti have to Invite him out to dinner or to hit shirt in table arrayed sportively play rummy with the family. Of the few who hive tried a little" courtesy In sleeves. ( Sometimes, on festlrs sajd the street ear none have met untimely he brings his pipe. But when he steps out for the ens-deaths as result of It, so you see it isa't U fatal as one might think from Ing you would think he' had best the unpopularlty-Jh- e sport now ea- - brought up In" a tashlonabl school. He virtually maws a arau , joys. of the "table, forcing the TadTesTiril FoantatsI the JSoda their down by violently propelling Another good Place for the commit then of chairs ggalnst the backs knees. And he almost makes a aulsauce by Insisting that the & to his .left taka the sugar when il alL really doesn't care for sugar at Hp rolats, u a It but tit protest nobody MaaM to do anyttinj about It ft (, trUt from some react cf Africa or firt oae of those vacua countries, it" was ' . miatmA Kir , o.V. v.w, m tee on manners to " 1 We AD Urzc-- t it, Large lamentations present manners can be hetrd frcat a!l day points of the compass fcy oT Scout Who wants to put la spite of til s. lag the month. , Bravo! uccasionaiiy, very, ine car aas in li a man who rises and offers his place to a lady. . Let the (ells ring out! Such a car should have a fold star on tm whether you wjll be flowed to retain you allotted spuce la the lift and therefore la the world, 0 course, inch uncertainty Is Inter- esting, but one never knowt bow ouch to draw out of the bank or for how long to count on having life to the human frame. Why there Isn't svea a gsatle reader any more. ; s maxrl Rupert, who has Just be dlslllml tiTes bis wife a terrible l meht when he keeps his hat on Betore the ce kisses her good-bremove tm moay he used to gallantly 0, scepe. headpiecj for the parting watch he also sito peacefully and wtt wreotle her hang pictures and 1 without n the folding to help her. jing the slightest effort to see s him amuses fact, it rather remarkable esf caught in one of the scteitW tortious of the ladder. His P " brain waits to see how Ii:: " the 7 cars at I o'clock. " And maybe y. there is plenty of room at the back of the car, but at the present writing nobodv ca.n ha fnnnri trhn mm mi that far at 6:30. The Aged Suffer. It would seem to an innocent observer .that all the wrath and Impoliteness of a subway mob is directed toward elderly people, and most of all toward women with children In their: arms, if yoa happen to be a Uttle'un-hou- r Fhe,-wlsteady on your feet or are burled un-der a stack. of bundles pr babies yott out will at once be'eleeted for the object Iron P Young Jenny takes the of the onslaught Here's a hefty young n Wadaesdw-fWJ-whefor politeness on man who will gladly k nock. hat comes jpoujl "her latest" ort, ana right here is a woman who meets the family.- - and, after P remarB will poke your child with an umbrella about the weather, Jenny or storm to the center of the mob tat time lightly that It's about with such force that she pushes ytu ther and mother to reUre mJZ down on the tracks. , th. a it auiU opew" Outside on the platform the race Is and If they dont move quctty:e, fo the quick or the dead, but Inside It -- fc. MVS! i- - ...U "A. Mom, f wanna" It the gross tonnage that counts, you don't ahead. You and Pop say. to bave met, of course, the dowager ia got has what me and Bill shop the taffeta, whose displacement Is JQO them The more" you. hear tons. Three undevised flappers or , . you think they are. two ordinary men caa 'be totally compensations fr are There eclipsed by such a descent and, of the" living and peeing, course, when the dreadnought fall when aU approach, the day she never thinks to offer aa apology. r.i .4 ht sna a awm.n"" ' Half an hour later when she has .. juj.-- . :', smile- t a ot uioubhuu work . it. a9 the vw the ear you happen to see BiU Jonos V ' n more ; iu twBjoe mey awara a prize lnaM. there will oe jr.rcaa acroBg the aisle and shout pleasantly thawomaa that who Just Kot off think each month for the one who can brae clothes. The only to him, as follows: "Hello, Bill; I Then there are always the men who that he didnt have to sund once dur-- e vive is a coat of mail. . step-ladd- of er -- - ln m LZTrL W- Z ' . w |