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Show "THE FROVO HERAIJ) PHOFESSIONAL " - D.D.Houti - . 8, -- . - Cheops and the Pyramid Contract . -- 2 J PROVO Admission, 10c UTAH j "The Best"-N- occasional- ot ly but alway in groceries HERE. Uniformity in quality antt that Tniality of the highest are the main reasons of our continually increasing patron-age.- " If you were to favor us with but a share of your gro--eepatronage, we a certain that we TwilLmerit it in suppling you only with the best : ALWAYS ry ifwe-can't-ever-he-pe 47 North Academy Avenne; Both Phones 9-- 2 GOALr! "COAL!-- : cah7 anywherernd we U have an ouroi . hesitatingly. "They: will sar that we TttaTTTTrnrficTourlBtalroni au sser can gel along without then! for a year He reached into a pigeon hole in his or two, and 4the papers will accue the desk for a blue print showing the front elevation of the pyramid he proposed to Mild. "The thing for us to. do? he added, pointing to the architect's drawing, -- "Is to issue some . pyramid bondsc advertise for sealed proposals, and get 1 8,000 or 20)000 men on the Job at once. Jf wo can't get enough labor at home,' we'll bring in some Italians, "But above air things let us put up a" pyramid that .will be the goods." his and roebby Mebby nBops--go- t naa But access to the. books of the secretary to the Pyramid Building Commission have learned- some interesting things," It .Is' now conceded that practically as good a pyramid' could have been built for at least 145,000 plasters less -- t n rln a VIOIJU Yoa 'phone 226 D or 59 Red. tFREE is easier to maJUi ZlZr- money. " it muBt indeed forting to the heirs of old man Cheops, now comparatively wealthy, to know that the foundation of their resources lay In the fact' that the taxpayers of a few ' thousand years, prior to the ts some-wayv"i- best of all ia on. com--bia- . ed - ! fREt SEWlNGMACinNECOT it - ILLINOIt CHICAGO " Barton . Provo BMe & . Utrb . ChriBtlajierarer9dolng"ithoutrp - and their wearing smoking tobaccoadministration of being in with the underwear twp weeks at a Btretch in order to pay pyramid taxes that went "I don't care . what -- they think," right into the pockets of Cheops him stoned-interes- a mora perfect stitch tta any other. - is the ose-whOTiave - - and His; Private Secretary. operate than any other. . r.: snarmed Cheops, losing patience. ."Ity self. is a needed 4mprovement and I'mgo-in- g Cheops never attained his full popu to put it through. What will Egypt larity until after he became a mummy: O: "Chapman.) ; be a thousand years from now without - Copyrlght- ,- B09, br anxiously "inquired Edgar, his lirowa bunching. "Of course if you come up behind, . By HughoPftndexterf-'iv-... and skulk- an ether-wav- e Old" Trad Biglow's cousin was veno knows you'll gtt poor feed when you no matter what picture It contains, our photo will be a blank. I've tried mous ia hla activity as lie yanked the git to Freeman's' it lots oliimes." IBut-b- jnerely- - usingor trunk down-t- he stairs, Jrad had-n- o the Reflex we can overtake a wave, head and rest of to to his think surrendered Irad. ."But iged place cur Uhat-onlJtbe mostJunusual delving back to the cretaceous period! picture," and then havelhel-adiuand in front aroufld soap rent in his dodge could for Museums will pay any price uerance that stay .lengthen and--- " good half tone it face to face picture. I'll wager Edgar's home. out yet V cried Ed' it cau"is 7 figured he too . ; it fetch of the Ark would "Don't bump hard," gar. tloned,- - ?'or --you'll smash my plans-- J or fevercan we begin work?" "When "Not" yet," sighed Irad, moving ' that Primeval Radio Camera that Jim iBhlyTtskei Egnr. ' - Cousin-Treemtoward the veranda. wanfto "Just us soon as I e&n Withanrnndflgger out a ; "How. long will it take?" This be , .r "put a little money into." with an automatic tween clenched teeth. Edgar walked unsteadily to the door . And. to think of " "Not more'n'elght years- at the most. and breathed heavily. "Will you ex dodging adjuster lived who here before the learning . plain this danged camera of your n Mound Builders, v Isn't the thought a I'm positive' see" yoiTgo. Friday " muttered 'Til grand " Edgar. . VBut this Reflexer? What's that?" ICopy right. 1909. by W. O. Chapman.) Buy Buttdics Built ur Pko-- TO AT 5 Bo., 115 Vfr ' BT.rai y . t . -- mm - an INDEPENDENT ! ... kaa less vibration than any other. ' ?0-ye- - 't. if more beautiful than . . - - : can3?ut.u& ve now-- if -- ... TOEE any pyramids? We've got as good an all around sphinx as you will find - ..' y Smoot & Spaffqrd Lumps of : Xomf oft- -r lasts longer than any "... -- "Tdephone17 WTFaroplenty, . Sewing , M a en x a t run lighter than any ." 1.1 r- etker. Irad Biglow's Primeval Camera Casllc Gate, Qcar crcck,Rock Springs. Get it now while "ydti - .- some pyramids Cheops was the first of the Egyptian rulers to see the full possibilities ' of " pyramids In booming Egypt , One 4ay after he had finished looking. over his morning's mall Cheops' called in the assistant king and his private secretary, intimating that he desired to carry on conversation with : : thera. ' slammed as shut he he, says "Boys," and placed the door marked-"Private,his sandaled feet on top of a small filing case, .'.'what - we need here in ".' pyramids! Egypt is some first-clas- s .Not any little two hy four. pyramids, but good ones, pyramids, that'll compare favorably with any that will be put up anywhere." a moment, scratching his . He paused " left tibia with the great toe of his right foot and looked at the others to see how they were .taking his sugges- tlon. .' They shook their heads doubt ' ' fully. I know what you are thinking, "Oh, went on Cheops; "you're thinking they won't pay. But I tell you I've thought the ' whole "proposition over and it L looks-tme s o to draw trade and tourists to Egypt unless we've ..ga some" pyramids to show 'env People sort of expect to see pyramids when they tome . to Egypt,, and If we haven't got them they will go .awajJand:.knoclui "Lots of people would kick about It, though, . spoke up the assistant , king , every .Monday and Thursday ana .Bungalow Houses a iraiuman s Specialty. V OFFICE:- - 231 Bouth First tfast ' odxer. Every Evening 7 to 11 p. m. Saturday Matinee 2 to 5 p. m. Entire change of Program , XT.DAVIIX- ; mm limorists -- Moving Pictures and Illustrated Songs of i Quality, 'nj,! Architect Slogans Some of the Best Things Written by the AcknowU: edged: Masters. iomeiits Merry ELLEN THEATRE Graduate of Ontario Veterinary College " .Office at Probert livery barn Bell l9eRed Pxjne " Co, Watches and Jewelry. SUBQBON BULL PHONE 73BLK Decker & J. Beck. ; Dr. D. C. Black, - r. Fruit and produce. Farrer Block, Proyo City, UJah. VSTEBINABY C. "Trtr-- 7- ATTOBXBY-AT-LA- Nos. 1, 2 and . BUSINESS CARDS I Provo' City Utah. $109,003- - I CsxpitaJ, -- MRJECTOBSr ............... Reed 8moot .Preildeot. ; C. E. Loose.-,- . ,r.V lorPrfldenW- -' L. Holbrooke J. . Wm. Knight, By Strickland W. Gillilan Geo. Taj lor, K, Eoger Farrer, Ro"As : the cackling of geese saved Jonathan K. Corlolanus was B. Twelves. John f man dude of uncertain date. He was Rome" once, why not try it again f " T. rAWLEK out to women folks send JOS, the Let's so much of a purple-violJimmy hlm-o4f ifHyde by proclivities that his unpopu- talk "GeTral baniTof "bn7inesiTraniacte ' I Corlolanus' wife and. mother were Safe larity was tremendous. . He. wouldn t deposit poxti for rf at. even hire a valet that .badnt:Fpent at 4he headof .the - delegation, and three seasons at Newport, and he had they talked and talked . Finally his all his clothes: made at the baggiest wife, at signal agreed upon English tailor's ie could locate. When beforehand in case he was stubborn, he came out on the street with" hU turned on tjie tears and cried awhile. At. this Corlolanus threw up both "" -- 1 hands and said: --. "If this is what I'm coming back to, I dont want Rome. Where would I live if I took It? She may do this every once in.awhlle Come onVols-clans- ; ' Focus the Camera on Some let's beat it." ' erels also a very fine press-agen- t story about Corlolanus and a lion. you're in such a hurry to sell to The old version of It Is that he took Wltham for a mere pittance?" he And get them to figure on a brier out of a lion's toe In aMesert " . ; sourly demanded. elec--. cave, and that the same lion afterwiring your house for "Cousin Freeman Is in on the proj" wardjthrough.- graUtuderefused"loJthe only ect," reminded Irad. , "It is simply a "Ctriclighto.Tins at arena In an Rome, Corlolanus kill cameraTrun by radlumthat, will- - phoclean, safe and reliable But this is the truth 6f the yarn, as tograph an object or a picture at any uvm1 vil thrSugnTcareful investiga disc method of lightbg. - ' " dlatance-JLightravels a certain dist Plutarch-- : : ; me , and tion by second."" left The light that tance, per " Office, 95 N. Actdtmy ivenut , On"cel;n""the""de'sert' Corlolanus had the- - earth on- - the jnorning of the'-cr- ir ' gone into a care for rest, when a Both rhonM .37-- 2 Kinfr atlon la just arriving at some distant large.Jlon limped inn Seeing te would 7 star. On a star that'i nearer is arrivr be eaten any wayi Corlolanus went, to lngat'tnimoffiriWeTJfllgh the lion and held out his band. .It was ture. If the people on that star had the "king of beasts," he consoled him- strong" enoughe down self. se glasses thwy now woiilirhejjgemg the awfully much in The Bocial scale. The "i Don't Want Rome." .of. the world. But my cam animal felt his fever .8ubBide;as. vCon. era can always see. Focus the camera nd on.somefaiwayfta honey-locus- t. stood stili while Corf gouged Capital Stock 525.CC3 the radium. Whiz! it overtakes ..the therejwasa jBundog. ether-wav- e thornouisJLJiIs JootThen. : fonlalalag the refletstlon of a cold snag. di ln't see the' ' of baA Jtappeaee'Wat fiflfeii tlUMjr"f.Ilfl.'wa8 r,aowiirlgfjt86r aftthe Cdry"maIe""tracks and W.'IL'Brertok; president.' and photographs it - Then we have plebeians that once ,when' the Kansas lion any mo'fe. - -. Alva Nelson, Cashier. ( -and & elmon-pur- e when he was taken, picture of wbateter . the corfticropi wa yilt Johnson. Asst. Cashier. Wtttdrtv ' radium waves overtake; there were ioiBe jr supplies In from prisoner- - and had been scheduled to W to make a lloman .. "So we wander back- - through Wsi Sicily, he got right up in the senate be eaten Interest Paid on one almost "same" as llonTbr himself an Patterass struck attdTnade the who as toryw; learning Billy big holiday," arena. In the of New York like it. was turned loose Crafts on All Parts of the World. son, who was the man In the Iron Congressman Mask, was Queen' Elizabeth pretty, dare make.. by. opposing the distrlbU' Seeing CorliJlanus he shivered,- saying; " and so forth, : Thefl "We capture an tion of this feed except among the to hlmBelfrr ether-wav- e that shows ns :haimile people who had -- engraved calling- - V" "What will that bunchifJS?L40J9. p hraBd-oircig long mbnHters grtmbollng itCtTiei5rsi cardan enjok elja-tlyata- . ray hollo wTQolnTIEat'abeen bothering Ave nuo sgas-ju- sl like thai," and he w; aid. wore silk underwear. me so much lately T before-- ; Edgars TTIIHclPveined hand to solve was . Did . trying let' him get away with JuBt as the lion ' dazed eyes,1 , that?. they this djjemma and- figure some way ta Ask: yourself; Ed"Real photographs!" rmntteTed' answer. Biff I Swat! They impeached mak good, the humane society officer gar: "Worth 5 aplece, probably him-an- d banished hlnrandwished he entered and. :tooki Corlolanuijwayi "Worth $5,000 aplectf, ye mean," ue it all oveH gating fried-- InrWdlbg'IdWn another step. "He mleht poison the Hon if it again! "We'lKsettlo ovory dispute in history, -" Turn ", CoHolanus should Volsclans to went over So he the' " whether a year jde-- a million" years ago; Hon . something 7 the and feed loose Insurrection an raised and against Think of taking a picture' of the nebuIn til co wmtwmlT o'-rrtf. or IPO rr I wholesome had he an was It Rome. ftulte army -lar hypothesis!" K tmrL threw And everybody guyed and whftn he came back to attack Rome. tnfMlUT. "Of which?" shuddered Edgar. report on ,tl. U ! sure pop bottles. : , izt:i:x:a nasfcrnff rtfffn of ii, "Of the beginning of things," eluci- The folks at home weren't quite arid his mob Thus do the common! people, .who dated Irad. . "Now we'll hustle this they could stand- off him-'' r'-f ; :' :.:'--ilong:''? "VJ?!"' hold all the offices, hand out very usually trunk" o-the swells who have came when the fruit man One story citrus would who, house one the think "Any afini by the ay you try to' tear out of out w'as justly ofetraciaed,' at the ur- fver shown' an Inclination to extend to IV Lot: protested Edgar.' "You don't gent requ't of tlie women, got up and tie proletariat, tjae frozen mltt. ....... ,,,, . : We bring the COMFORT CM. ut -- OppositeWoolen31ills..L: 'A FOR i4AT IDEA f jlOO See The "Electric CoT -- Fat-Awa- ii Do It Now ; THE WESTERN MONTHLY The only magaeine of national importance published in the inter-- mountain weet, (Utah) will issue a special edition. whtcF'will be known as "The Utah Special." V This number will - deal exclusively with the hiBtory,': inilustriesfdeVelopmenf'and other matters of interest n Utah. 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