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Show Modem Dancer Needs Supply of Calories Takes Out Hostesses should lay In a heavy supply of refreshments when they expect to entertain guests who like to display their Charleston proficiency, says the Kansas City Star. An account of an exhaustive survey of the energy consumed in dancing made by a group of Scandinavian scientists at the physiological Institute of the University of Ilelslngfors, has Just been received at Washington which sets down In precise figures the number of calories used in different kinds of dances. Tho waltz went to the bottom of the list with 3.09 calories used per hour per kilogram of body weight The schottlsche, beloved of grandfather and grandmother, scored .02 of a point below the modern foxtrot, using 4.76 calories while the latter reThe polka, another Inquired 4.7SJ. stitution of grandmother's day, needed 7.53 calories an hour, while the mazurka, evidently the fastest dance the learned Scandinavians could get anyone to practice for them, took 10.87 calories, or almost twice the amount of energy consumed by the stonecutter plying his trade. allpain instantly COM S Dr. Scholl'i Zino-pad- s stop ai pain quicker than any other known method. Takes but a minute to quiet the worst com. Healing starts at once. When the corn is gone it never comes beck. If new shoes make the spot "touchy" again, a Zino-pa-d stops it lnstAntly. That's because rmov Zino-pad- s ' tho causa pressing and rubbing of shoes. Dr. Scholl's Zino-pad- s are medicated, antiseptic, protective. At all druggist's and shoe dealer's 35c. Dl Scholl's 'Lino-pad- s Put one cn the pain It gonel Checked Up on Father Daddy was to attend a business "What do you think of tho girls meeting at the Legion so mother and Barbara decided to go of today?" to the movies. The picture being "Oli, they're making a good shown that evening, unfortunately, depicted the somewhat common story ol a beautiful woman gaining the ad Praise miration of the other woman's "Tills book is highly spoken of.' and faflier of two children. On "Where?" home daddy had not arrived returning "On the Jacket." as jet. I'.arbara hesitated for a moment, then curiously said: "Well, mother, where Is our husband tonight?" The sntne little Barbara followed grandpa to the basement and was heard to say: "You don't need to For Indigestion, Dyspepsia, etc. worry, I'll help you, money Isn't Relieves Distress after Hurried everything." Indianapolis News. Meals or Overeating. 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Student Well, do this for me; It's a Muipslmt I took of a ulu Mr Dumb Animal. HE DIDN'T GET COLD ul l-- ,r"n Kill All Flies! "SHS" I She I'm going to have my think of evolution?" "Ion't fancy the Idea; It's too slow." dress made small. HeSmall on the bill I hope. Itii.ntii Transcript. "What do oti The bridge between Joy and Horrow Is not long. 'of "You say tieorge wrapped you up coat to keep yuu warm? N tn't (Spurge get cold?" "Wliy, Mary, you rrliiluly dldu't think Ceorge was filly enough to tuke his cont tift. do you?" new Utr that's nil. my HIM! In Ms To His Liking Dawdling Process MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL clowM kept bums mow Shakespeare. i tVERY TiMfc TWiS t HAVt TO OU-Nt- e SnetT Goer TO ATTEWTIOU Porcr nrvf wot TO A FtVJ BOWO PiAUJf SfUT TWC UAtr TWO VJEEXS tU CUwSACO LEAPWIki "CWARLTDW" AWO W MPpavma Mir PUTT1UG. tUTrTMl TXWUCr fWr-GRAPUAo-X OP Th, . Villaoe Goisii AWO OOUT SXS. WOTHIU' HERE ABOUT UAL. BOMyrTW. 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