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Show 'r "'?Twsi-r.sB- All of Them Willing to Testify to That A Little Kobcrt V. Cliniiibcrs siiitl lii ii literary argument v.t t lie Century club: school new mr Is claimed that "It " of novelists are better writers tliim the novelists of the past, but who is it rn;ikc;i this claim?" Mr. Chambers smiled smd went on: "An uninteur photographer said one (lay: "'Hero's nn article Unit says the finest work in photography is now being (iuiie by amateurs.' "'Is this stiit emetif. true?' asked his coiiiiianhm. "'Of course it's true. If you don't believe it, ask nny " " 'Any photographer?' "'No. Any .'iinaleur.' " psycho-analytic- I' The Taxi Driver If there is one thing that counts most in getting away fast to beat traffic and for ire core its two-piconstruction and its special analyus electrodes. Champion X- tor honli Champion- Care other Chan ford 75 Champion rriL ' HOME COOKING young wife tried her hand one day Scotch shortbread. 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WrU tKe. she le er bits to thitig iroin tie when s'..i s.i'd thf result s I am d. n't." .H as ,.ir ll.-- t I. IT, MIS WIFT IS OUT GACDMCr ARCJK'D I'.t oU II. i l . ).r .,,Iiy ..er-- . . I .,u t GUV A CAR WWEW H WAITO , f . :i:Hil. il,' teie.l ei; j i ( Replenishing Mail Haas 11 ALWWS TV.E V.W! AMAU VC.rsS AMD seelV t. llki' tla lady wb-'e'or to o!." e!!i: ll.e Mrs - ( Mb-- ' c-- liKhtly, la a inaniifr ituiif au f;iit: lr Tllell ispel (!, must politely, "Ki spoiid.-h il eiis plait." 7-- ; It A:'' hi r l!ps so He froi:i j.as, brb'bit.g, hrarl'iut .i, ,..:; In telai lie, fi;iusea a:id other il. ; !! d lor !u'i.e is. r.l.i.l.-AN"i::-.K i. !". Is u Larmiers pleas.mt Tested by over '.' jcjrs' ue. 'J'.e ai d I'bg-- . at nil dr.:g toivs, or -:.- -! for free Hi ,i;.ies to I'.' U I.e'., I r; '!'.". V. Y.- - jffx ASJ$ i- i ,iftt r" I. tliat pl:l'-- i c III feet., name Craee Tidior of the Woman's They Could Have It 'ot!'p'!t.:on :. frees vi'h him ::iei in- A grocery ,sa!er.:a:!it for a wholesale Ms lh..t the poof tbin.s are ol'ii'tt 11! treated. 'I'he , g.'taflafci ieiu!,l o re- - aoiise threw a bai. alia skin l.eiieiith ft e:lt uf a tfilili ill which be WilS Iilelnher Ibis wih'li they e,il. pe feat bI. W en rilitig. Uer raters. And ph. I,! s. 1T0W "Here, ir. the company won't have like b dMi . thev are loM-dthis!" said the hraketnaii. "All llKbt," ivpl'ed tie salesaiiin, Dcll-An- s Halts Over-Acidit- y "dhlde It among voii an! tlie other b ij ,." This Widely Used Sure Relief Can Be Depended On Every T.me. Sad Case How disagreeable, in.', bow iiiliarr.i-sin- ed my st.unach. I would ahnoit turn loin. I from dizziness faued l y !:,!i,;i tio!t mi l w:n J i i about to r'v" "I' "heti Tarlac was rrcom- lllet:ib'd to me. I felt "Alter taklmj Jf stronger iud tn :.p;eMte returnedt.nd I tan tnithf.tily s. y th..t T.mliC Is a fine totlie and helpi .1 buiM ir.o back lo fcealih." eon.eicl l.o'.t'es of t!lN , n.ade fro") r'"ts, ..!t ,. rfu' !. I !. Fob! rl1j. ri. , l...v. b ,ri Av..i-..iil,tie. T..keT.itil.tc. Tb.) k yur drug ri u;n ar- - ,M.?Ir.f t- -e I:'..u: a Vj1i? tist ! A'LN V n ; Orson C.Y!!lia:ii:j, owner of KosKlyn ul LA . "Evcryor.o ran hcuetit by my v. ' IIIWU" - Xuflcring From lr.di nation and .somm It 1 rouble, (eiici ct by I Ulliat: in..- - ,, I,; S :t. Rill Ib-ni- I ii c R. S. V. P. j I i. iinniN'fi Mok-,,v t v I . 'MUV'o -,.'- -- 5AIU nor sails "As lie had neither rudd Noah must have sidled In a circle.'' "Not a cdiiiplele one then we're told he sailed in tin arc." i Con- - ir S.fCSf (l,r ,S- h-rTl- , SAILED IN AN ARK "id eat belonging to for hot. tired, stable I'. .1. Wease of Fairfax county, soie. perspiring Virginia, recently lost three of her four kittens and Wease tried the expert- smarting fECT meiit of giving her three baby s.piir- rels in place of her dead progeny. The Shake cat accepted the responsibility and Is into apparently- - displaying as tmteh interest your in the foster family as In the one r- niiiining kitten. The squirrels and lilt appealed perfectly content. TMt AMiiHTif M'miMC powwa no tmi t err The same eat was sitppli-- d with :i family of three (initials bv YVea-- e two jears a"o a'.d Wot h. ml tint; fur sever, d nioiitl.H until they were to take care ef ho)!l-eies. uhiU t'l''V mill were !n-- S' er; again. left l some If the Weil her neer rli.!li.'-'folks wouldn't have very mm h l tali; Try KinJrcti on Cabbafcs about. "Neglect lobbed me of good hcaltlt i:,iting l.e.ame u trial, for I suffered fro;:) im!:i'.stion nr .Ar ZL was rolling the tennis court. The boy returned In a few minutes und said: "Much obliged for the apple butter, ma'am. Here's your piece o' board back." on!'" OHIO A Promi'ivnt A well pleased with her success that she spread a piece of shortbread with apple butter and gave it to u boy who Cat Mothers Squirrels Orson Along the Concrete ,M 1 SparlCPlugs TOLEDO. Humorou S The eleun-uof the New York stage led Newton liooth Turlington to say at nn Indianapolis reception: "A clean-uwas needed. For money - don't b deceived about high-ar- t talk for money nnd money alone our stage had become about the ugliest thing that ever happened. "Yes-- , it was so ugly that It reminds me of a story. "The story is about a very ugly man who called one afternoon on a fascinating young widow. As he sat with the widow very happily over n cup of ten nnd n cigarette her little daughter rniue in from school. "The child stared at the man for u moment in silence. Then she burst out in wide-eyeIndignation: seen you at "'Hiss for shame! the zoo yesterday without your clothe Champion is (he better spark plug became of Us rscvssu Bit One Guess as to What Animal He Resembled fpeed in fast runs it's spark plugs. I use Champions every time. OUR COMIC SECTION t I jt liM'i''" lit !. tHt ! r'fc rfc st i ii itt grt 11 I I'M 1 4 will ( O I'!1 tM ' 'iV - lHfwi! n.r Mur! I ' '' t"'i "OH m-'I", i. tie : UiV.'i KVA r ... , T ',i L.ry fcl f vl' . lHrJ , TiV-- 1 . T II I |