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Show Winter OUR COMIC SECTION cnms 1 tring i n' Events in the Lives of Little Men q the time good .... run ui - 6T te(vvr6on just elimination is most important sfM 7 HDHRV varied ills f VOW TOLD CAN B and COLDS, chills in tempera- "Oh, daddy," said the young lady; "Mrs. Jones said you were the hand- tfOME ture impose extra strain on our kidneys. Sluggishness of function is apt to permit some retention of in the blood somest man on our street.." "What's that?" asked the father. Thorp was a brief silence, tl.a the daughter shook her head and raid. "Well, I guess It's true, nil right." "What's true?" asked the father. "That every time you compliment a man he makes you repeat It." Christian Science Monitor. 1 I causes drowsy headaches, dizziness and often a toxic backache. Disturbed function i3 often evidenced by scanty or burning secretions. At such times a stimulant diuretic to the kidneys is indicated. Doan's Pills havebcen winning friends for more than fortyycars. Ask your neighbor! body-poiso- ns and make one more susceptible to the ills of winter. Presence of this unfiltered waste makes one listless, tired and achy TROUBLESOME VOWELS Doan's Pills Stimulant Diuretic to the Kidneys 60callJealars. Foster-Milbu- Duffalo.N.Y. Co..Mfg.Chemlsts, rn j "say, bow do you spell that name, missus?'' The puzzled young woman behind counter smiled. 'Tin sure I don't the An employee of the gas company she said. "I should think know," me a bride of who aptells foreign know, if you married him." proached her the other day to have you'd "Well." said the blushing bride, nt the gas In the new loveliest turned on. "I Just got married please turn on length, '1 go leinie and ask him ln.w to spell that name, (hen I come back." "Can't lie speak plainly? I heard the gas,'' was the way she put It. Cleveland l'laln lealer. him say certain vowels gave him "You want It In your husband' trouble." name?" the young woman behind the A Good Instrument "oh, he was referring to his L O. counter asked. The bride nodded U's." "Then write his name on this line." Customer I would like to get n baThe bride looked dumbly al her. rometer, one that works perfectly. Clerk Mere's one that we guaran"Well, what Is his name?" asked the Our Sham World other. tee, sir. It Is so sensitive that It will "All that glitters Is not uold," Hut here's the truth, though bitter; "Mike," the bride returned. "Mil;., Indicate when your wife Is going to Lots of peiiple that we know lllatikovltch " an unspellable name have a crying spell. Are snilsfleil with Klltter. Balked at Spelling of New Husband's Name MICK1E, six. f70. : (CprrttM.W.N,M.) The Lure of Printer's Ink THE PRINTER'S DEVIL oeux: auo au!s Wvi.Tne papers out KID t NWEWT TO SCHOOL WITH, LIVES 114 Akl EXPEWSIVE BERMOWD, HARRV PARK AVEK1UG, WEVJ VOR-ICAPART EUT AUD A W.CE SUPPER VWAiTTS AT HOME, JUT I'M BET YlPEP EUOuGitTO REST A FEW MIUUTESx. AUO MV OtO FR.IEUD, SITS AROUU0 -JHD4 was a STIFF LOGIC Tin? American Art s JlA BWGvtAA,OUT IIJ LOS GfXF AUT AS TiREP AS AKkJtlXS PLAYlW I AM TSWlGHT, THE A MOTHER. AlA. BAY POIWGj- - UOTHIkl, AUP "My wife bail valet id put eurrows in HS SHIRT PTTV Hoy Magazln. Accident u motor accident terday." "I'm sorry. Was there much SOFT I yesdam- age done';" "A fair amount. A smashcd-uback and several screws loose," "Your poor wife !" "Oh, you were referring to her? She only pot a broken leg." ' Kurl-kature- Oslo. Short and Sweet Simpson was on bis deathbed and the doctor had been detailed to tell Mm there was rm hope. "I hope you broke the news to him gently," sobbed the tearful wife. "oh, yes," replied the physician briskly. "I told him If he bad uny bills to pay he'd belter not wait till the first of the month." American Legion Monthly. , BUT I POWT EklW THEM 'M EV.PECT IP I WWEfirrEt? A KIWOOOKA AUO WAS fUMU PAST A FR.IWT SHOP W THE ROYAL EQUIPAGE AMD A WHIFF OP THE OPOfc OP PRJUTERS IWK MET W0STR4LS, TWEVO HAVE. TO GET A JJEW KlkKi. BECAUSE tO Be A W OL. Awo --mew eeA wevj priuter m A1ETCAWPER. POFUCKP2. BECAME A BK? AUO IS TDURIW MOVIE THE VJMEVI HE WAUTS TO WORU W MIS VA6HT GO ASHOCE, HE SETS' IUTO UlS CAK., THE 5Aw3 PLA.UK IS DROPPED AUO THE AR. GUPES SMOOTHLV DOWkl AWPAWAV- - uor post The Flirt on the Phone "Hello! who la "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSIST! Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Neuritis Toothache Headache Colds Pain Neuralgia Lumbago Rheumatism this?" that Shop.epj Fiwnklng l'eggy SAY "It's Frank, sweetheart." DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART "I can't understand you." T.lsteti- -F for Feidie. U for Robert. for Arthur, N for Nat and K for Kenneth." 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Adv. than when ordinary light Is used," The sun's temperature has run to It Isn't the obi Kong that makes you hbolil I'VJo"' d glees, but lis present weep. It Is where the memories It surface temperature Is estimated at arouses takes you to. only about I'l.'siH) degrees, es Nothing Unique About. That THE FEATHERHEADS r . 1 wmiMv'irEDTo'WE Baw marV f V out some clever 4.(trN ( 1 V -- OF WAT J V I0EA5 rDR 0UESELVE3. TmAW A wEEKf X XT vjonj't (Dc TbPAVrOR wa "And Ihe poor thin In the frightful Jam." i 7 cought Felt Like She Would Never be Well Again Denier Ditty SclLt "What happened to her?" "Mashed to. a Jelly." Word With Many Meaning FtYrt, lb in It is tl' Not wy to iUnd, too, I know. way uuht or to. I ! Sign of Age poctor Your father eem bnl nnd hen'iy nt the age of one hundred and four. Mountaineer Yep, but pap'H flippln'. T'other day I heard him say he reckoned he'd take Up the game of golf. I idea -- sto wear 5MLOFV0uR0LO PAGGEO ClCTHE? AfJO V C0A3 A T)?AMP y" mm!- Why Not? s - vouu N GET ALL ftjGGCOOO (,ik AN OVERSVfED CHMR ANDCOAS AALCLEa ( V om Mdo( ) V v Revenue Coiled. ir So yu object to paying inheritance tat? I do. The law) em got Jones-Su- re. them pay the the Inheritance-l- et WOULD w0 there beanV tiswji WHERE J TG "WAT . tax! I 2 , ! A Great Le$$on Here "Now, honey boy, got buy and maV a million dollar." a rne utites I bn 'Can't you r mliilon.dollar-t'i!k''(t do. but the mod"A little ern girl do tu t bve In a Muall way." l"e b-- " Between Girl$ rotiM tievi r like ti nt man." mt ft. gaged 'TI,m wbj nrv I'm!" "I in'tiT carry my dMiU-- lo to Stomach Woman Suffering From Trouble and Nervousness after Many Disappoint tncnts Recovers llealdu TlxanUs Tanlac The rcmnrkahle cipcrlence of Mrs. Stanley Kvana. a chnrmlnr young matron living at CI S. Ft.. Denver. Is ihe sami as thousands of others who after year (if niCcring have found relief and new strength In Tanlac. When Mrs. Fvamt i In her twenties, eh was on llm terte ot becoming an Invalid old beforo 80, her body wracked wiih pain, unnbla to cat without auffprlnit front Indigestion and gastritis, and dlzry cpelii that tnado It dan for her to go out, groiu life wan a grim trBeedr," "My aya Mrs, Kvana, "Uk day of anguish and tormenting pnln followed tleepless Mglita. 1 1! Very little anil was weak ami rundown. "I looked so bad that I ahamed to go Mil. AYIiat ha I happened to V. beajihy, happr girl I had be. n? Tliea a fri-n- d told mo hbo'il Tar: '.no. YUat a wonderful frierd i,be was to md For Tanlac paved tue. t Kgaii i Fain vanished, hen well and git tip In tha Vnonilng nfreahed. 1 tock on Wright and sircucth. Kow, thos l'enn-aylvnn- la J H dark days ara a dim tr.emnfT. Again I frl youne. tilorious health Iki brouciit m harpiness. t wiil always take Tanlac." Hencflt by Mra. Ibu Inaia this riaivcl-ejtnade from loots, harks ai d hrli Tanbid ftrconr.113 to the f,imou rimce. for inula, . ,ke )oit rd r K'Mjln otter tiling ho!tu w:il fli.i.u" yea. I health. Ci A ycur flnitglst tor Tanlac toJiyl firt |