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Show Never Was a Woman Born Who Was Satisfied By C. E. BYRNE, National Association of Music Merchants. never was a woman born who was satisfied with the mases nan oxer, or, rather she man sue mnmcu. unc mistakes his gradual disintegration for something constructive M j One KITCHEN CABINET The universal husband All riches are desirable and we are justified in necking them all; but Hie of mind and aoul give the greatest happinesa and add most to the valua of life. rk-he- Pathetic, bedraggled scarecrow in trousers. I i JTo wonder men always answer uieir country s call to arms. It is far death on the battlefield than slow death beside jjyjer to face quick the , domestic neartn. At home they are helpless, numb. Things overtake them. fW them while they are asleep. Whichever way they go, it is not the way of their choice. The are pushed along from behind, never doingasy of the thinzs they desire, never wanting any of the thines they weet Pooruniversal husband ! As the blare of trumpets and the swirl of smoke gradually die down uuuimcu eye sees, siiu oreatfunz but on tne ieiumiBi uvuuiwi, sort of scarecrow in trousers the a dead, bedraggled pathetic, spiritually 1 nniversal The husband universal husband, made dut of all the promiis warped and cheated by women from the in the world, little boys sing moment he expands his lungs at birth until he contracts them (often wilfully ) at the moment of death. Women have very little honesty, no modesty and no seme of shame. k luiuries. Real honesty, modesty and They cannot afford ucb which to catch a husband. Maiden not with are shame of things i ense ladies invariably possess some of these abnormal qualities. That is why ladies. they remain maiden A woman cannot be frail. She is not frail. She is a tigress. She is She can move mountains, and does if she is not always not helpless. own her way. If she were helpless the universal husband would given to how know provide for her, how to place her in his relation to a strughe does not know where to place her. She turns gle for existence. But up at unexpected moments, in unexpected places, and acts as & positive menace to his psychology and to his business career. .1 I u fairy-boo- Good Progress on Roads Seen During 1923 Season (Prepared k (he United atatea Department at Atrtcaltur HOT WEATHER FOODS During the sweltering months of midsummer the tubals should be as simple as possible. It to best to prepare as much of tho day's weals as can be done, early in the cool of the day. Pressed Chleke n. Take two pounds of chicken, souk until tender, season well with salt, pepper and if fat le needud, some butter. Grind fine crackers to make two cupfula, add to the m cooked clUcken, with live d eggs also ground. Dissolve a of sttlutla in enough hot broth ia w hich the chicken was cooked to make the ullxture soft. Pour Into a mold and let stand over night. Slice and serve. Garnish with parsley. This also makes a fine filling for sandwiches. Veal or beef muy be used as above hard-cooke- table-spoonf- or a combination of veal and chicken. With the tender green onions, crisp red radishes and green peas from the garden, eggs or bacon for breakfast, meat might, with an occasional pressed loaf, be Just about forgotten In hot weather. Ties, 'too, are not alwaya easy to make and are always a little hard on the digestion. Fruits, Jello, gelatin, Junkets, tapioca, sea moss, custards and frozen Ices, mousses and creams are among the best for warn weather. A small freezer which may be frozen If full with a llttie Ice, then placed la the refrigerator until serving time. Is most practical Everybody likes ice American-Born English Writer. By JANE BURR, cream and when terries are plentiful a plain Ice cream served with crashed Advertising is selling. The art of selling is as old as the world berries, Is delicious. itself. The first salesman was a woman. When Eve sold Adam the apple Orange Custard. Mix one-hacapful of sugar, one tablespooaf ul of flour, in the Garden of Eden Bhe had the satisfaction of taking the first order add gradually one cupful of hot water and we all know Adam paid a very high price for it. and oouk In the dautoe boiler until It You may not be aware that the first department store was conducted thickens. Pour the mixture over a beaten egg yolk and cook one minute. by Noah during the flood. In fact, some historians go so far as to claim it was the original Piggly Wiggly. However, it is only fair to Noah to Remove from the fire and stir In one tablespoonful of butter, six tablespoon-itate he never bucked the New York stock exchange. fuls of orange Juice, eae tablespoonful If advertising is selling, who were the greatest advertisers that ever of lemon Juice and the grated rind of lived? Just consider these names: King Tut he built a tomb in order the orange. Add the stiffly beaten white Just before serving. to get on the front page of every newspaper 3,000 years later; Cleopatra Sweet Sandwiches. Use maple she put the word "vamp" in the dictionary and helped to make the sugar, grated and mixed with cream movies popular; P. T. Barnum, who said "the people want to be and chopped nuts. Jelly, Jams, honey and candled fruits chopped. fooled"; Volstead, discoverer of the American Sahara; Bryan, press agent Advertising Is Selling, Who Are the Greatest Advertisers Ever? inventor our soft coal has been named. The reason they were so successful in winning the recognition of the public was because their advertising methods were right. They always emphasized one idea, and they emphasized it, as a chiropodist would 6ay, with both feet. Take George Washington, for example. He had a great slogan, "First in war, first in peace and first in the hearts of his countrymen," and no president 6ince his time has been able to earn a better one. Prom four things God prerv ui: a painted woman, a conceited valet, iftlt beef without mustard, and a late dinner. Italian. SUMMERY DISHES. During the summer one will like to have the luncheon or supper served out of doors, away from, home when possible, if not on the porch or in the garden. The work Is slight ail If Great Lawrence Canal, the South and the Cotton Boll Weevil JOSEPH 0. THOMPSON, American Cotton Association. some day will be tremendous terminal warehouses for the e of our cotton where it will be assembled for export by way of the Groat Liikis-S- t. Iawrence ship canal. Tlie boll weevil is destroying in one In Chi-,'- stora-- year cost hnnd cumuli wealth to build this canal three or four times, the estimated of which is $210,000,000. Th South is tremendously interested in this project as there are lend and the change does Lakes-S- t. By each iiiPinlier of the family good. As sandwiches are so well liked, piisy to serve as well hs filling and altogether satisfactory, we like to serve tlicni In various ways and with differ ent filllnirs. One need not go to any expense for sandwich rill ins; the leftovers make many of thvm the best kind. A small piece of ham, a piece or two of leftover beefsteak if put through the meat grinder and mixed with mayonnaise, adding n drop or two of onion Juice or a shaving of a clove of garlic, will provide filling for n dozen sandwiches and the seasoned meat Is most paluta-hle- . world which would be reached at a cheaper freight rate by route than by any other, and our interest is that it will afford another trade. means of competition which is the life of the cotton as well as other some There ara .900,000,000 people in the world, only partially Chickan and Pineapple Soup. Seis lect a large, very ripe plne.ipple. core There them. "clotlicl, who are to South the supply depending upon Cut into and pare It and cut Into quarters. another group of 700,000,000, about 3 per cent of whom are coding the quartern Into slices an I place In civilization Chop the core and a soup tureen. annually by the wearing of clothes. Senator Morgan said, in his speech, advocating the Isthmian canal, parings and simmer them In a pint of for nn hour, keeping the quantbt oi,3 inch added to the shirt-ta- il of every Chinaman would make it water part? of the i de The genera outlook. Is considerably better than one year ago, when the railroad and coal strike loomed as disturbing factors. Added to this Is the fact that the designation of the system of federal-aihighways Is now completed In 33 states and practically complete In most of the others. With a definite program for accomplishment laid out road work can proceed much more smoothly. From latest reports It appears that 30 states now tax gasoline as compared with four states at the beginning of 1921. Most of the revenue derived goes for road purposes and bureau officials regard this as a step In the right direction. With road uaers paying a more equitable share of the cost, highway finance is placed upon a firmer foundation. d Maintaining Good Roads Is Most Important Task . It" la axiomatic with householders that "keeping up the house is the truest economy." And so most of us watch for signs of decay about our premises, and we putty and paint and repair, te guard against the heavy expenses that would be the certain penalty of serieus neglect But when It comes to municipal housekeeping what la our practice? Usually long periods of positively wanton neglect. This la especially true of our roads, which are an Important part of our municipal premises. We build our macadam streets, bolster them up with, a good foundation, surface them with the best material at hand, roll them, view the finished job with satisfaction and then, like a alovenly home owner, pay no further attention to them until they have fallen Into such a disreputable state that the steam roller must come with Its plows, tear them to pieces and begin a work of complete reconstruc- SUPERIOR Sedan 5-Pa- ss. '860 Flint, Mich. inating. .... ..,, .,..! Prices f. o. b. Flint, Michigan SUPERIOR Xoaoeter (SUPERIOR Touring iMitty Coup. superior 6UPFRIOR 6dantM V Mm 1JO See Chevrolet First fjfV m i i f- . jul mi i $5ie , . se , SUPERIOR SUPERIOR CoramarctafCnMtia bTPKRlOK LlSht Dcllwr . , CUUty ipra True ChmU M , 41J , Sie . 7S Q (f Mm Vt ar jbw m CHEVROLET MOTOR CO. Curml tMolon Corporliom Division Detroit, Michigan - The Lure. MUSSELS TO BE CULTIVATED It wai at the Darktown Intercity; Baseball league epeaJjaf. Adequate Supply of Raw Material for Amalgamated A batted ball went over the fence. Ba le the Industry stantly all hands of both teams aaade Object Sought. for the fence and scrambled ever after Pearl-Butto- n An Important step toward Insuring an adequate supply of raw material for the pearl-buttoIndustry Is being made by the United States bureau of fisheries, which, for the first time In mushistory, la cultivating fresh-wate- r sels during the entire first year of their growth. The activity of mussel heretofore has been confined to getting the young bivalves well started In life, during the brief period when they attach themselves to the gills and fins of fish. Now, however, as a check upon the effectiveness of their work, the fish will be kept In large wooden troughs until the mussels drop off, after which the latter will be retained In the wooden tanks for a year, the better to observe and facilitate their growth. The mussels will then be planted In their natural environment to. complete their life cycle. Popular Mechanics Magazine. n the ball. asked a "Why," visitor, "why oViS the players go after that ball TV "They ain't coin' after th ban "pedal, mister." said the gatekeeper, "bat tbey's a watermelon patch on tb' eCher side of that fence T Richmond cul-turls- ts Heard on the Beach. lie "What are the wild waves National Park' Visitors. Registration of motorists visiting ow national parks In 1022 shows that there was an average of 8.45 persona per ear. As some of the vehicles were roadetete which permit of only two passenger. It appears that the average automobile on tour carried close to a capacity I Identifying Him. "Paw," asked young Greedy Joha son. "What's a millionaire?" "He's en old feller," answered Gay Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, "that gets shot by a lady that hain't no kla ef hls'n." Kansas City Star. - Buy- ing?" She "Oh, they are probably making some current remark." Practically all of the nations of Europe have long ago learned the econ As you omy of road maintenance. traveled over the beuutlful, hard macadam roads of France you observe, at Intervals, small piles of broken stone and gravel. And for every dozen miles of road there Is a e oad patrol with his cart, vho labors Incessantly at filling up little depressions, ruts and holes, with lis ever-readsupply of good material. )nr filled, the damaged spot Is wet town thoroughly and tamped, and the oad becomes again an Integral whole Die thrifty householders of France lave thus carried Into the housekeeping of their municipalities and provides the economics which they practice about tbelc own hearthstones. -Dubuque (la.) Times-Journa- Being "vivacious" In phere Is uphill work. a sour atmea-- one-hors- te A FOOD y Hf Tvr Little System Is Used in Dragging Highways one-hal- one-hal- one-four- th ten-foo- j. of the l!heat l. the "meat" of the wheat berry, ft g element of tSe grain. But. in order to do you any good, it must is STARCH energy-producin- be thoroughly digested, and it is right here that such a food as Grape-Nut- s renders special service. Grape-Nutmad from wheat and malted barley, supplies iks meat of the wheat in most digestible form. That is because in the making of Grape-Nu- ts a large proportion of the starch is converted into dextnns and miltose-for- ms into which oil starch elements must be changed before they can be assimilated by the system. Grape-Nu- ts not only digests easily, but else aids in the digestion of other foods. Crisp, delicious Grape-Nut- s with milk or cream is a complete food. It supplies the vitamin-also iron, phosphorus and other immineral elements tor nerve, tooth, bone portant and other body structure. The daily use of Grape-Nu- ts is a form of health insurance which has demonstrated its value for s, lile-essent- ial B - more than 25 years. .... , , " three-aixtecnth- - . Call at our showrooms and discover the astonishing values made possible by the exceptional volume of Chevrolet tales. tion. one-four- th t - ago. ... rnu.j cii rieaj $258,-000,00- The trouble with most dragging la tity to a pint. Strain, add one quart f cupful that It Is done with so little system of chicken stock and of honey, fool, add the Juice of a and with so little perseverance. Roads lemon and pour over the sliced fruit which are dragged after every rain I'lace a large cube of ran be distinguished readily from In the tureen. those which receive attention only Ice In the tureen Just before serving, now and (ben through the season. white of dash a pepper. nJdlng Still, the poorest Job of dragging will New Baata In Brown Sauce. Cook fineThe U. S. one and of butter improve any read In which clay la f cupful la any large amount In some ly minced m.lon In a saucepan until present where .the roads are grsv localities Add brown. a ts onion golden the of a cupful of flour and atlr eled It la customary to ran a drag over them when wet This, of course. until smooth; add one and one-al- f By SECRETARY DENBY, to Naval War College. of rich brown Block, three Is not because of reasons similar to cupful Tho V j tnr AoffntA in a world tahlespoonfula of tarragon vinegar those which govern the use of this tre i,ncj'i. ichuj viuicu ounce navy uiueii k. full Of of cupful of ordinary rreater nnd Implement la the case of dirt roads, hua there been o "i iiv uuie m tue iiohvh ,j but because the grsvel responds more to and salt with pepper cider iDeed' fur vinegar to dutv. . It U v .JCH ClUUJ JJi UeT all aTVl VllVV CUUJ Wiuvoi uv'v.w to treatment when It is soft readllr tea la minute for taste. Let simmer naval this sauce one dot en email round than it doea when It la dry. A smoothday when navel fall a by and is grasp necessary vitally strength er and more uniform effect la produced officers of world possibilitiei highly important We think in terms of beets previously cooked, peeled and under such conditions. In a vegetable dlnta garfienre hot. backed by power for continued j110! peace; we strive through diplomacy, nished with parsley. t keep that desired peace, but we must net be blind to facta. Cake Icings for summer may be prein I fr know now beyond peradventure that war between great powers or pared with powdered sugar and a bit Interesting Changes New Type of Hard Road cream or butter to spread over Wvf of powert will always Involve many other nations and we cannot of small cake, cookies or layer cakes. Several Interesting changes are apM with certainty that such a war may not come at any time. There need There need be ae aameneaa about the parent In a new type of concrete road or nuta as frolt, Do kninnd for chopped mixture, excessive armament . form, described la Popular Mechanics 7 1 establishment eocoit may be added to give variety. If Macs sine. The new form Is of 'steel, There will be cone for a great increase of our present mnple flavor Is liked add a few drops, a of an Inrb thick, and We shall Bla by the of session congress. moisten the sugar with maplealrup cornea In twelve-foo- t at or the coming Xivy department sections Instead Co of apread. until of the consistency Additional cruisers, allowed under the treaty for the limitation t of the usual ! lengths, and Its tup edge bas been made rounded, so gunboaU, the Tital jWaament We ahall ask for additional ligU-dra- ft that It la Impossible for email stones r- of which la being' demonstrated we ahall aik for evorj day; and or concrete to ledge there and causf " ucffiirioc and airplane.the flnlablng machine te ride high. profitable to grow 20,000,000 bales of cotton. The field for cotton produc tion at a profitable price is without limit. First of all we must get rid of th boll weevil. Navy Must Be Kept Ready for Defense in a World Full of Menace eil mm ) The 1923 season opens with the prospect that there wlU be about the same amount of road construction as last Jfear, which was a very satisfactory one. according to the bureau of public roads, United States Department of Agriculture. 'Returns from 21 scattered atatea show that in thete states there will be available $288,000,000 for road work as compared with $273,0000,000 spent In the same states last year. On federal-aid work, which constitutes something like half of the total construction, there was under construction on 0 March 31 work estimated to cost as compared with $233,000,000 12 months previous. Wages of labor are generally slightly higher than a year ago, with the exception of the Pacific coast, where the same rate prevails. The greatest Increase Is In New Uhgland, where the present level Is approximately 30 per cent higher than the level of a year lf magnate; Henry Ford, juice; Bambino Ruth, the home-ru- n of perpetual motion, and Pocahontas, after whom so much of f yir n i of grape Not alone for erery-da- y utility does Chevrolet represent th world' lowest-price- d quality car. It also meets the require ments of particular people for those social and sport occasions when artistic proportion, hifth-gracoach- work, and hand some finish are in harmony with the time and place. You can be proud of your Chevrolet, combining, as it does, a high degree of engineering efficiency with modern quality features that appeal to the experienced and the discrim- ' 1 1 The Quality Car , . FOR HEALTH - - "that's a Reason Tear free has latartttiaf details of oar offer of over J7500.0Q tor Grapa-NaReip. Aik bin about let or writs to Raoipe Dept., Foeran Cereal Co., loo., Battle Creek, Mich. ts . |