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Show man price fob potatoes. .Tie John A.' Salzer CORNER OF ODDITIES. Talk about conscience gnawing t one's vitals! j' Watertown, N. Y., youngster; was thrashed by his teacher the other; day for some misdemeanor, and when school was dismissed he hastened homeland slunk Into the hen house to meditate.. The lad's parents waited- dinner for him, and within a few minutes of Jthe afternoon session he crawled out of his hiding place and presented himself for his noon meal. "Why, where on earth hive you been?" asked the mother in astonish- A":tm- ; ' ment. "To school," was the reply. "But where did you get all ' those feathers and that dirt on your clothe ! fr uct full-grow- Did Not Mean to Starve. Con. Dwyer, of Sears, Mich., recently died, and his heirs found an odd col- lection awaiting them. Predicting war, he had stored away for the future thirty-nine barrels of flour, which, when be measured almost by the could piled up, cord; boxes of yeast and other groceries, worth many dollars. When he found he could not live he revealed the hiding places of his wealth. Two hundred dollars in gold was found beneath the cellar, paper money was sewed in an old vest and In a bed quilt, the money in all amounting to over $500. Dangerous weapons were found in all parts of the house, daggers and firearms, showing he was afraid of being robbed. Expensive and elegant clothing was found, which had been stored away for years. well-informed . ; Never believe all the pood a man says about himself, nor .all; the bad he says about his neighbors. We have not been without Piso's Cure for Consumption for 20 years. Lizzie Ferrel, Camp street, Harrisburg, Pa., May 4, '94. Corpse Keplevlned. At Hill City South Dakota recently the body of Mrs. R. Roberts who died at Omaha was replevined from the Adams Express company in order that her funeral might be held. Mrs. Roberts the wife of a poor miner was sent to Omaha by the! contributions of friends several weeks since to receive treatment. She failed to survive the operation and upon receipt of a dispatch from the attending surgeon that 580 would be required for the hospital and undertaker's bills a second purse was made up to cover the amount. The remains arrived C. O. D. for $160 and It was found the Omaha doctor claimed a balance of $80 upon his bill of $155. The miners and business men of Hill City were indignant. After consulting a lawyer a writ of replevin was secured and the funeral procession moved from the depot to the Presbyterian church where the exer- ' cises w!ere held. A Wonderful Man. H. S. Fitzgerald, aged 47, of "That's the fellow I'm laying for," remarked the hen as her owner came around with a pan of corn meal. Divorce Sioux City claims just now to hold menced, and at 4:45 a decree of separation, fixing the amount of alimony and granting the plaintiff the custody of htr children, had been granted. HEEL 0 get them. plantX S uiem. They are the standard seeds every where ; sown by the Whether-yoplant 50 square feet of ground or CO acres, yon 6 hoc 14 nave .Kerry's seea Annnai lor o. una most vainaDie dock lor iar- mers and gardaners ever given away, aiaiiearree. D. 21. ITEHRY A CO., u Detroit, Midi. Seven Minutes. in. the time record for divorce proceedings. At 4:38 one afternoon Sarah J. Wallace filed an application for divorce from her husband, W. J. Wallace, on the ground of cruel and inhuman treatment. At 4:39 an answer had been filed, at 4:40 the taking of testimony was com- - ' g, apparently just under the shin. John F. Cooper of Winamac, Indiana, has a huge turnip. The actual meas urement around the turnip is four feet, ' In diameter thirty-si- x inches, and In l Hotting so sullenly and completely and weighs three feet 41 oisacies toe xatuciei as O height it stands O 120 over pounds. Mr. Cooper states when he was a boy, back in 1839 he reo members full well of hearing his Uncle Charlie "Wait tell of where he had hidden some turnip seed in the hollow of an old white oak tree just back of the oi creek behind the sand hill. During the last holt spell he noticed the old tree of i was toppling over, and he went to see what caused the trouble. There he l and nothlag so promptly (a found that turnip growing inside of the i and snrely tree and lifting it almost out of its J cures them as ST. JACOBS OIL.;; roots. After waiting several weeks the tree fell down and left the turnip grow ing in he ground. ' .for them Harris-bur- Pa., can dislocate at will any joint in his body from his little toe to his spinal column, and has absolute control over every muscle. He has been exhibiting before medical colleges for about twenty-seve- n years. Muscles that physicians have hitherto been unable to reach he brings into plain view and action. Ligaments so deep in the flesh that they could only be reached with a carving knife are brought into action A Turnip Story. I j The woman Is nearly 70 years old, but gives evidence of living to a ripe old age. A peculiar fact is that she planted a black walnut tree many years ago, when she was a girl, with the sole purpose of using its timn ber for her coffin. When it was a tree she hired a farmer to cut It down, and, taking the body to a sawmill, she had the boards sawed out, giving full instructions as to the thickness, width, etc. After the work was completed, she told her nearest neighbor all about the matter. A lecal undertaker has been enf aged to make the coffin at her decease. con-rtipatl- on, f -I she dies. j A-- D. Earthquake Made Him Insane. The recent earthquake disturbance has caused D. L. Pierson, a prosperous resident of New Buffalo, Mich., to insane. When the earthquake occurred Mr. Pierson was suddenly aroused, and in; his frightened state Held for Hansom. that the end of the world had imagined A Decatur, Ind., dispatch says that come. Since then he. has been unable three weeks ago John Trentman; a re- to recover from the hallucination, and tired merchant went to West Baden has been placed In an asylum. Springs for his health. About a week ago hq started for home. When Strange Sulolde. train arrived at Mitchell, Ind., he was At Caldwell, Ohio, a few jdays ago, kidnapped from it, placed in a cell and Miss Rose Foster was to Walter kept for six days, presumably for the Webb. A day or so laterwed the' brida was purpose of extorting a ransom from his for several hours and a search relatives, who are quite wealthy. He missed; was She was found in the instituted. was finally released after being robbed from the effects of arsenic of several hundred dollars. Detectives garret dying administered by herself, and before are Investigating. doctors could reach her she was dead. The reason for the suicide! is a deep he-co- me . ; . i CO. Goes naif the world's THE AKTtSIOTOIt becansa It has reduced the coat or windmill busmen wind power to IO wnaj It ws. It has many torancn houses, and supplies Its roods and repairsa , At 7or door. It can and doaa furnish If article for les monejthan It makes pomplnj- and V Steel, GlvanUed-fter- TUUe 1 Completion Windmill and Fixed Htel Towers, Steel una Saw rrroMS, &xmi feed Cutters and Feed 7 Grin'ifrs. On appllct!on It will name one of tfcesj article that it will furnish nnUl 1st M 1".J U;e usual price. It also makes Jaanary 'l aad Pumtuof k.i 1 tine. Bend for catalogue. JCactary: 12:5, tockweU aad HILmora Strwts, Cfalcax L f , " -- . others. . i&e-ared- Snake Story. Samuel Staples, a sober citizen of Deer isle, In the prohibition state of Maine,! avers that the other day fae du& out of one post hole 253 snakes of various kirUs and sizes. There were gresn and striped and brown snakes, and they measured two and a half inches to eighteen inches in length. ; j j mystery. ,, : A Lively Little Miss. . Fern Johnson, a little miss, who lives in Parkhurst, Me., is 9 years old and weighs only 52 pqunds. One day last week, jv3t to prss away the time, she rhovelert up ei.'My-on- e Larrcls or potatoes i.9 four hours. j Church out for tea, forty of theia all pronounced the German CorrL"1 equal to Rio! Salzer's catalogue Jn? you all about it! 35 packages Eaxl! n vegetable seeds '.$1.00 post Raid. If you will cut this oat ni)() with 15c. stamps to John A, Salzer sm Co., La Crosse, Wis., you will get free package of above great coffee seed and our 148 page catalogue!. Catalogue alo Ca t : ; The medicine that will cause "that re(5 should be Vp4 I0Pufeeling" to disappear Iar if it w$rks on a loafer. 'f - ay and helpless bundle of weakly, moaning monkeyism in its new mother's arms, it has been subjected to the same maternal care a child would have received. ' of reasoning? Mrs. Wiley asserts, after much study and observation, that it is not. She has made "various tests and finally give it as her opinion that the brain of her pat is one lobed and incapable of entertaining two ideas at the same time, hence the reasoning power is wanting. i Sarsaparilla has over and over ap proved itself the best blood purifier nS' cal science has ever produced.. It cni when other medicines utterly fail i? record is unequalled In the history Ai 1 EFFECTS OF CIGARETTES.; Remarkable Experiments Performed t7 Prof. H. C. Bnmpak Some definite facts and figures showing the exact effects of; smoking cigarettes have at last been obtained by a scientist, who has experimented upon young college students, says the New York World.1 This scientist is Prof. H. C. Bumpus, professor of comparative anatomy at Brown university. The student to be experimented upon first lay down on a couch and his right arm, which was bare to Jthe shoulder, was extended upon a low table, with the palm of the hand upward. Prof, Bumpus then took up a narrow strip of bamboo about three feet in length The One True Blood Purifier, fl; 6 for5 Hood's Pil Is fig Upon one part of the wrist oyer a bone and in a place where it would be steady a cork was fastened. To this the bamboo strip was affixed. Another cork was placed on the wrist directly over the vein, where the pulse beat is most easily felt. The end of the bamboo strip rested on this second cork and it rose and fell with each pulsation. This motion was plainly visible to $,11 the class of Brown university students who surrounded Prof. Bumpus during his For four years has thi3 strange relationship been kept up. For four years has this little creature slept in a bed like a little Christian, fed on the diet the family fares oh, been taught and had moral principles instilled in its diminutive self. For four years has It The first record taken was the norbeen petted and scolded and spanked and praised and loved like any other mal pulse of the student on the sofa. This fluctuated from 62 to 67 a minute, darling. And with what result? rising in one instance to 71. The total Some few profess! to see a marvelous beats of the normal pulse for five development, which! places the animal minutes was 332, or an average of 66 The Brown student on the sofa then alongside of its human kin, while others contend that "a monk's a monk, for a' began to smoke a cigarette, "inhaling" that." the smoke, as do nearly all cigarette His pulse immediately Be that as it may, an undoubtedly smokiers. clever little beastie, is this capuchin jumped up. The first minute it reached 75, which monkey. Its brown eyes sparkle with of was a higher record than any normal intelligence. Every phase feeling and emotion is by turn expressed in pulsation could show for a single minthis creature's mobile features. Yet, ute. During the first five minutes the not alone by facial expression are Its pulse fluctuated from 71 to 77 a minute. The total for the whole five minutes thoughts conveyed, for it talks in .plain, understandable, monkey lan- was 376. This showed that cigarette guage. This language, Mrs. Wiley says, smoking made a normal pulse jwhlch is phonetic in character, and consists of averaged 66 3 a minute jump to an 13 basic sounds. These, with their average of 75 5 beats a minute. varying inflections, constitute the monUpon a second trial, and after waitalsame tone is The key's language. ing three minutes his pulse went up to ways used to express the same emotion, 83, making a total of 396, .or an average and from long familiarity with each of over 79 for five minutes. tone and its inflections, the monkey's A third trial was then taken after tne mind upon any and all subjects is clear- student had smoked two cigarettes. His ly discerned by its mistress. Thus: a pulse by this time remained steadily half note in C indicates contentment of over 80. mind. The same note, with a sharp, In one instance it reached the extrarising inflection, shows that her. lady- ordinary height of 89 beats per minute. ship's mind is in a purturbed condition. The total for five minutes was 420 beats, The same note, ending in a trill to G, average of exactly 84 beats per min indicates extreme danger, such as when an a hoy is chasing her. When she is hun- ute. It will thus be seen that the normal gry there is a plaintive note in E, without Inflection. When her hunger is pulse of the student lying upon a unaffected by cigarettes, satisfied, she expresses thanks by a lounge and 3 66 beats per minute, and soft, dropping inflection to the same averaged that after smoking two; cigarettes it note. reached an average of 84 beats per Although her own language is purely minute. The cigarette had phonetic, she is quite mistress of the added more than 17 beats smoking to minute per English language, so far as understand- the normal pulse, an acceleration of al ing it goes, tone apparently being no most 25 per cent. factor therein. To demonstrate that Each beat of the pulse could be easily her speech was understood Mrs. Wiley counted by means fof the rising ajyd uttered in exactly he same tone of voice different commands, such as, falling of the bamboo strip, and Prof. held a watch In his hand, whirs "Dona, shut the door;" "Dona, leave Bumpus one Brown university students cf the those grapes alone;" "Dona, come to me," and in no instance was there any made the record. After this practical confusion of action and thought. The, exhibition of the exact physical effects smoking the, popularity of monkey obeyed each command, though of cigarette has cigarettes rapidly declined At given in exactly the jsame voice and in Brown university. the same manner. There is one point,! however, humanOne Staying: Suitor Killed by Another. like though she be in other respects, Charles Carr for the past eight years upon which Donacita radically differs courted Mary Clements at Colum has a from at least goodly proportion of the human family. She is devoid of all bus, Ohio. Recently Gebrge Ross has All parties are moral sense is absolutely consciencepaid her attentions. less. She steals and lies afterward colored. The other night Carr had es about it in the most flagrant manner. corted her home. Ross went to the She breaks every commandment (With- house about midnight and asked ad out a blush, or, so far as has yet been mittance. He was refused, and then discovered, any sense or appreciation broke in the door. A fight ensued until of her natural deprayity. And all predoiu were exnausiea, ana, tney too-on opposite sides jof the room. seats is thrown her upon away cept simply Each was afraid to sleep, and neither In this respect. After four years of effort to inculcate in her! prin- would leave the room. Mary ef t them ciples of right and Imbue her, with a thus when she went to Ler work at 4 nice distinction between right and o'clock in the morning. About 6 o'clock wrong, the truth must be admitted, she Ross began to nod, and his head sash Is irreclaimably bad and utterly devoid upon his breast. He was asleep. Then of all sense of moral obligation. True, Carr struck him over the head with, a Bhe shows, like many another culprit, a chair) repeatedly. An hour later the knowledge of transgression, and ex- police found Ross dead. Carr was arhibits fear, and a dread, of the conse- rested. He says Ross threatened that quences of her actions, but of the moral when! daylight came he would end the obloquy involved Donacita, is Innocent watch by murdering Carr. The woman of its very name, was arrested and confirmed Carr's story Music of any kind or loud noise is of the threat. her especial aversion. She wlll run "I can see no reason," said the S. P. shrieking from the sound of a hand organ, putting up her tiny hands to her P. A: hoarder, "why It should be ears to shut out all sound of the hated thought advisable to dock a horse'a noise, and will sit with a most comical tail." "Probably," suggested the Cheerlook of distress on her face until the ful Idiot, "they are docked for being behind."- - Indianapolis Journal. music ceases., The falsity of the old tradition that No man can be a leader who has not animals possess an instinctive knowl-- ; edge of the harmful properties of plants the courage to sometimes stand alone has had a practical demonstration by . Ram's Horn. . ; 2-- 3. if7i!g& World's Fair I HIGHEST AWardT JT ilsPure and unsweetened: and can be retained by the weakest stomach.: i A safe, easily digested: and very light. for FOOD DYSPEPTICS!: Sold by DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE junn vaxic ct sons, rxcw York. 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Will On their oommon-eens- e boist-2tons of rock 300 feet each shift Is just, as saf and reliable as an engine It can be packed anywhers Dio cog wbeels or a jack can go. clutchew to Dreak. 90 jer cent U and will bend and steel iron wrought before breaking. Over 850 in dm some running 6 years without cms dollar's expanse. We make hon. noisv.8 at prices, Jit, M, tt juu $13 $li'."f ; i' Sm 1 i " ) it 2-- 1-- and on np. Bend for an illustrated circular to THE WHIM CO . . 1222 Curtis St.. lenrer. Coia. WlNtflltilllirlillil 71 r 1 ;iUV 1) THE DAVIS Safety Brake Horse Hoister 2-- . k j ua-tiri- ng of iron and This hoister is built entirely with a patent AUTsteel, and is provided OMATIC SAFETY P.RAKE holdinir the load at any point, and making the working of the Hoister perfectly safe. A Feature Not Possessed by any other liors? Hoist CThese Holsters are built In live sizes. and horse one No. with 1. Of machine apacity single line, 800 pounds, 7.r feet per minute. Price, complete with sheaves. 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An aged spinster living in Milford, Conn., has carefully stowed away in her attic the timber for a coffin, which she has instructed her relatives to use when jim-jam- m t k I - State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas County ss. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the senior partner of the flrrrrof P. J. Cheney & Co., doing1 business In the and State afore City of Toledo, County will pay the aid, and that said-firsum of One Hundred Dollars for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh FRANK J. CHENEY. Cure. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence this 6th day of December, 188S. A. W. O LEAS ON, (Seat) Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internaland acts directly on the blood and ly mucous surfaces of the system. Send ' for testimonials, free. F; J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by drugrgists; 75c. Hall's Family Pills. 25c i to-d- The Omana Weekly 'hand inhas struck another novel idea Pallid and parched, burned with a fever creasing Its circulation by offering large 'heat. prizes to those new subscribers the shortest sentence contain- But in the silent dark I rushed to greet ing all the letters of the alphabet. Far footfalls falt'ring on the lonely This is sort of reverse of last year's road prize contest, when the object was to Wounded, and fainting 'neath their construct the largest number of words heavy load. out of certain letters. So by the rising moon I found you there, It will be interesting to note how And washed with tears and wiped with short a sentence can be made and still Qli VUililiiM UUil , o , noured contain au cue u w CutJ mv hoarded snikenard o'er feet. your y, and q. ie to get in such letters as x, "who edits Bryan, ".o- ' coinCoffee Crazy. the paper and preaches free silrer At Fort Dodge, Iowa, Mrs. Sarah Mur-doc- k age, must have a good inrentlre genius s, aldevise these novel schemes. has a bad case of though she never took a drink of inSenator Butler of North Carolina. Senator Butler of North Carolina turns out toxicating liquor. For a number of to be quite a bright young man, and during years she has been addicted to the use the rough and tumble debate in the Senate of favorable impression, veiy strong coffee, taking as many made a festerdaycustomary,very nor is it considered good as a dozen cups at a meal and never manners for a senatorial freshman to speak fewsr than six. Her nervous system the first term of his service, but Mr. during violate the rnle to has suffered terribly. She has made Butler was compelled towas made upon him answer an attack that Tennessee. When Mr. numerous attempts to break herself of by Mr. Harris of the habit, but without success. A few Harris explained In his most impressive tones an invitation to that he had not accepted silver men in the days aigo she resolved to make a despertend a conference of the never had belonged and ate effort to give up the beverage and Senate, because he never would belong to a party based upon a for two days she fought the insatiable Senator Butler Jumped up, and, single Idea, senvenerable at the his forefinger At the end of the second day pointing from Tennessee, replied that It would be craving. ator came the collapse and she suffered a good thine for the country If the party to which Mr. Harris belonged had even one idea every symptom experienced by a heavy "Just one." Everybody laughed, and the fiery old Tennesseean was too much aston- drinker of alcoholic liquors when deished at the Impetuosity of the young senator prive of it after a long debauch. The from North Carolina to make a reply. Chiphysician called stated that she had cago Record. delirium tremens and could hardly he In Olden Time convinced that the patient had never People overlooked the Importance of touched alcoholic stimulants in her life. prmnently beneficial effects and wera When the case was explained he proatlfled with transient action; ant now nounced it the most remarkable one he that It Is generally known that Syrup of had ever heard of. This case doubtless Figs will permanently cure habitual will become a famous one to the medical peeple will not buy world.! Wher laxatives, which act for a time, but finally Injure the system. A sermon over twenty minutes Ions is a clerical error. X M (WIT TO Y JJJ.VX1 U.JU JL th-i-- nk t-t- -to do-o-o- land Stretched as a desert waste on every i T en I-I- d ......- A In short, cago. ing?" is blaar Donacita "Well," said the little fellow, digging talked about, and his fists into his eyes, "I was naughty soon all the world an' throwed. paper wads an' the teacher iwill know of Donainto whipped me an' an' I the cita, for Donacita's house about it. An' I'm so 'shamed don't know mistress is preparing the manuscript to what and the conscience-stricke- n which shall tell a scientific magazine youngster sobbed his sorrow all about the wonderful monkey whir h she adopted when it was but one month out in his mother's arms. old, and made an object of constant study and scientific investigation. Fears a Ghost. When Mrs. Benjamin B. Wiley, of No. Mrs. Ida Hamilton has left her hus 28 Waterloo Chicago, sent to (Ceband, and all on acocunt of the ghost of ntral Americacourt, for la young capuchin her first husband. Mrs. Hamilton of teststates that her first husband, Mr. Gant, monkey it was for the purpose observatold her before his death that if she ing, by actual experience and evoluever married again he would haunt her tion, how near the monkey, the until doomsday. She says she had a tionists' avowed human, progenitor, ap-in the human family terrible feeling come over her on the proached and intelligence To instincts habits, way out to Colorado, where her second this end she has aimed not to teach the husband lived, and could not shake it creature she has had under experiment off. At the wedding everybody noticed of the tricks so generallyearned by her pallor, and she nearly fainted dur- any imitation, but rather to ascertain how ing the ceremony. Every time her far by the natural process of affiliation, husband came near her, she says, she the untaught wild creature could foe felt a nameless horror steal over her. She could stand it only a few days, she made to approach the human faimily. So from the day the monkey, at the says, and then, kissing his seven chilof one month, tbothless and almost age dren,- while he was out on the ranch, fresh from the forests of left the place for Denver, and says she hairless, andwas Nicaragua, deposited, a very shr-is now happy again. h-h- entees the right to manufacture all this great mass of now waste material Into eggettes, You passed and left me, and the noon the process being one of combining the culm with crude petroleum, pitch and other masun beat cakes. terials and pressing It Into ct dlstr In Scranton the It points oat that Full fierce and fervent from a brassy alone, the annual contribution to thecanculm be tsky; bank, now regarded as clear waste, turned into 75.000 horse power every year, Yet still I waited where you passed me an energy nearly equal to that supplied ty by the famous electrical works whose motive While all the verdure withered and the power is furnished by Niagara Falls. wh-constr- TNTltftt ent ! World-Heral- d A l j g A Novel Idem. Donacita, she, one day, eating the ber J-XX. ries of a poisonous vine found growing in the garden. For a time her life was and energetic SATISFIES despaired of, but prompt WOMAN CHICAGO with la stomach measures, together HER THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE. pump: saved the little creature's life. Of her mistress she is inordinately Secures a Baby Monkey and After Bringi- fond, refusing to eat or be comforted in ng1 It Up to Full Growth Concludes any manner in her absence. The object ' That the Simian Race Is Prone to Do next to her mistress in, her affections is a little orphan cat, and this affection Wrong. is returned in due measure, albeit this ONACITA IS THE tyrannical Donacita, through a ptute cause of all sorts (ot love of mischief, sometimes occasion's queries propounded her cat friend much pain by extracting by the members ot his whiskers, which she gravely uses the Lake View wo- -j as toothpicks. men's club, of Vj&M Is this fin de siecle monkey capable fiTD ; e. egg-shape- His Conscience. ' Seed Co., La j Wis. Crosse, pay hign prices for new things. They recently; paid 300 for a SOME ODD. QUEbn yellow rind watermelon, $1,00 for 30 OUS PHASES OF LIFE, bo. new oats, 5300 for 100 lbs. of potatoes, etc., etc.! Well, prices for potatoes will be! high next fail. Plant a A Corpse Beplevlned A Woman Goes Result of Use of Coffee Crixj plenty, Mr. Wideawake! You'll make A Wonderful Man Who Dislocates Ell money. Salzer's Earliest are fit to eat In 28 days after planting. His ChamLimbs at Will. pion of the World Is the greatest yielder on earth and we challenge you to proLAID my heart beduce its equal. neath your feet, ' It you will send 14 cents in stamps my sweet; to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Those lightsome Crosse, Wis.; you will get, free, ten trod feet that packages grains and grasses, including Youth's flowery Teoslnte, Spurry, Giant Incarnate days: cata-tognClover, etc., and our mammoth 1 only asked that it Catalogue 5c. for mailing, w.n. might give you praise of A. commission by the state the appointed as a blossom, E'en has been Investigating Pennsjlranla sod the question of utilizing the Immense quantities from springing of culm, or coal dirt, that hare been to the morning's In th anthracite regions since the Flings its pure odors mines began to be worked, and hasrecomjust god, made its report. The commission mends that the state acquire from the pat- Nor reckons of its giving as was meet. accum-olttin- , t ... I . A buir ,jrrQi Good- Best Cough Syrup. Tastes ' in time. Sold PT drpg"- - rr. nAn. to UMnf- - WBU Vol. XIII. No rf j , 637- - P".! When writing advertisers. you saw the advertisement in this iw Ihtt ! |