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Maybe it will help shut Johnnie Cochran and Cyrus Mehri up, and put to rest the notion that the continued from page 9 has himself stuck in now that he's set to coach the Bad News Bengals. Is this really the dream job he has been striving toward for so long? For some time now, Lewis has been one of the NFL's most successful and sought after defensive coordinators. And since the runaway success of his 2000 Ravens, he has been one of the league's 32 white owners are all racist.) I suppose we should all be happy for Lewis. After all, is there any assistant more deserving? Probably not. But how can we be happy when he's headed to Cincy, the depths of the NFL, facing an almost certain doom? The Bengals aren't a football team they're a punchline. Behind the faulty direction of team president Mike Brown, the NFL's own Ed Wood, they have been practicing the art of futility for a dozen years now. And boy, do M-downtown desiqn studio. $8hr. Must have own car, miles reimbursed. 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Training provided by personal coach. Free weekends Unlimited to www Incredlblecash.biz SERVICE OPPORTUNITIES 37 rick and Akili Smith. On the bright side, at least they've been consistent, right? Moses may very well have parted the Red Sea, and he just might have spoken to an incinerated bush, but I'll bet even he would be hard pressed to fix up the Bungles, God's divine inspiration notwithstanding. On one hand, Lewis may have some insight that we don't. I hope so. Year after year, the Bengals are perennial losers, and no one wants to see that. So I hope he triumphs. I hope he wins coach of the year honors and turns this laughingstock back into the contender it was before the Mike Brown regime. But that's not what the says. It may not be his fault, but in taking over the Cincinnati post Lewis may be committing career suicide. He's not exactly entering the best of situations. He's got no secondary, no and no offense. 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If you can help by running errands, taking patients for walks or providing trans portatjori, please contact Shannon at Valley Fair Kiosk j 2 BQ1SS71B3 3 UytonHllltKaB Ltyton Kill Klotk Uylon HiSH Kiosk After) 2 mail In rebata 801-52.13- Cottonwood Mall South Town 80132.1703 I tnnonjhomptonQrmcrxom 821-275- 8 T Mobile' -- Video Varna Provo Town Center Unlvaraity Mall or (SRP IM.fiO) Newgate Us! I 801 Corporal Otiica I 7 J What's he gonna do, bring Boomer out of retirement? Since his hiring, Lewis, has been spouting off about the "enthusiasm" of Cincy's front office, and about how they really "want to win." Well, as the old saying goes, wantin' ain't gettin'. And until Brown finds someone who can competently run a football team, these Bad News Bengals are here to stay, Lewis or no Lewis. It's not fair, but Lewis is flying headfirst into pro football's Black Hole. He's trying to conquer the unconquerable. Looking at recent history, the shelf Esi-as- Motofolla C332 r Relief for Others e (something tells me no one's knocking down doors to hire Dave Shula, Bruce Coslet, or Dick LaBeau as head coach). So it's hard to find a compelling reason why Lewis would willfully walk into one of the worst jobs in all of sports. Is it ego? Desperation? Is he simply titillated by the challenge, of turning around such an awful team? Probably a combination of the three. But one has to wonder what kind of job he could have gotten had he just waited another year. Personally, I'd rather be George Steinbrenner's personal leg waxer than take control of this franchise. Yes it's that bad. Even in a good year, they're still one of the league's worst teams. Think I'm exaggerating? e Since Brown took over a in team 1991, the Bungles have gone a hideous with no playoff appearances. 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