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Show J m LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHI. UTAH - PROFIT BEFORE PRIDE When SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS rJes carr.e t, J3r.es et drug stcre, that his v:fe nsd el. with a secret iuver re rei-e- d Cf gularly calm. k the r:::d?t'ol of a f? taction, an.tita(,ir ne excused hir;:stll uei back to h;s prescr.-..;.,"'4 r wrote briefiy. That blir.g appeared in the Usl In this advertisement: "This is to notify the who so kindly relieved Harrv party Jores his wife that the said Jor.es of caa supply him with liniments, bandages, arnica, healing salves, absorbent cotton, iodine, sleeping pow. ders and crutches at rock bottom prices." , C0-,-- Vr MOPSY r.-- -"s" tar a&sH iffB0NO TWIST t ., drayman's mul the middle of the ? traffic. letely blocking and pleading in vain. ffcSo. made hit way to a - nearby farmhouse. few & employer in town awent tis corversaUon '.rs & Li by GLADYS PARKER He's getfikig mightv tired of that same old type shoe r ) JjAVEMT you AM NEW SWLBSTy KEEPING IT QUIET done Puidin-Hea- d of Lin. Ve'suh. I"$ give 'im built a fire- under his ears j At. rs twisted ribbons. lak knotted I U I do laK you say i- L. turfst his taiL A genfL driv up an' got out to tart I Dey's tux dat. lak He looked In the warm June sunshine we stood talking to a Vermonter in a peaceful valley of green maples and gent-mu- STEOLL QUITE A tidy white houses. "We like Vermont so much we'd like to live here!" I said enthusias-- 1 tically. "Why?" 'Because . . . well, it's beautiful and clean and we like the people they seem to be such good people." "Don't let that fool you," advised the Vermonter. "There's as much sinnin' goin' on in Ver- mont as anywhere. But th fntk here have sense enough to keep their mouths shut about it!" s " r tert tut.; ff e teat mm; for i in 17 nbei mother was telling jroud tutito or Pkibi Rinded professor of the Into the relief station of a cer- hild. - y I he's been walking Why, months!" five murmured the pro-- j into reflection, lapsing fa long way he must have $at so?" Willing to Try hour. Finally the pros- buyer came flatly to the hn an much milk does she give?" said the cow's owner, "I know ain't never Jed what Prunella gives, to truth. But she's good na- " ghtly fhe'll give all she can." Giddyap! small church In ih bought a horse and buggy t his wife out for a drive day afternoon. Thev came fighboring town and saw a leacon of a read: ch Limit Per Miles 15 u said the deacon take the lines and I'll use the whip. Maybe Ma," 1 A make iodiscrea&f king iatsJj jy Wake SoHatalW it" Proof positive that the defend- - i&ou drunk?" asked the judge. part," growled the officer. we you so certain?" " replied the officer, "I saw Penny in the patrol box street, then look up at k on the church and shout: I heavens, r I've lost j 14 "Yes." replied a yawning attendant. "What's your name?" "Harry Jenkins." "Are you married?" asked the man behind the desk. "Yes," groaned the little man, nursing his hand in agony. "But Is this the relief station?" "Of course it is. How many children have you?" "Eight." And then plaintively, "Are you sure this is the relief station?" "Yes, I told you it was." the at tendant muttered, a little angry et the man's persistence. "Thank Heaven!" shouted the little man, with a sudden show of spirit "I was beginning to think it might be the pumping station." Js our willing earlv wpstpm enough, but fre-smal- !y ignorant. In a Uhfomia trial, the suspect. ely established his inno-- e charge against him by bad the satisfaction of prosecting attorney re-- e court: your honor, that this cr stop right here. The been fully established." o, myself," replied his an approving nod; and vimonine thp r,- e said, in a stage wnlsper ! nly too audible - ,f through- ' - A Rit Til , p mi to. 1 Yorker who went to live In in pot rid l home by the So he put it into !Ms. ClsfU 10015 clear " Br,a turned f. We C4 ? acant lot. i Lr . ailDlr j ;'"u "ked ,, 1 ,bBics;'s I I1 "d RQt y , friend. of the cat 5J Jl ' "WlROT)A WlSWEtK iW HAD TO SET you IN OP THE AAIDPLE OF THE MIGHT THP FiCB WILL SB It "I aU " f m ow; Tcw'-- A looks' uk g OC fes rrjf cJOHMtt'"1ARDDUMBER,TH' Jjj if f ti You're being I don't know why Prunella wears her shirttail outside but it probably is Just a reflection of the desire to be unconventional, unfettered, free. Pop Bilge water! I say it's just a sloppy custom that makes a girl look like a character out of the Try our Pop ua? a wrb- - beef pie 30 cents!" "We make you extra pants." gUT MOM rtAO TO DO ALL A1AM THE VORhL- - suit for iSO with Back Home Stuff Perry's boat 6094 JA5O0LA-THI- HOWCANKXJ6ET SEASCKtrrSONLY S TQ CO 15 NO CAY A LAKE I ROWING! I BUT ON GOOD m$ i WE CANT GET A 5QATI S C j LOOK AT THOSE WAVES'. ItL 6ET SEA$lt CVJv Jt 7 MT 1 n-S- Yv . house and clam bar is no more. . . . For over half a century it stood at the old iron bridge across Indian Creek on the winding road along the Connecticut shore, a landmark to young and old. . . . D. B. Perry started it as a young man, built his house on the water's edge and raised his family there, renting boats, selling bait and fish and dishing out clams on the half shell with a flavor of chestnuts. closed the clam bar in the . . . He shack with the quaint iron stove in the center several seasons ago much to the regret of natives and tourists. . . . Only one son, Ernie, remained to run things, and with "D. B." ailing, it was decided last week to sell the boats and wind Now there isn't up the business. . a boat at the landing and it seims No more strangely unreal. will the sign that seemed to us to represent the acme of individual enterprise and success be seen there around October 1, "Closed for Business Until Next April." . what's the point?" "There's not much point in it," was the reply. "They're both scoundrels." "Well." Stevens asked, "which ii the Republican scoundrel? I wan1 to side with him." fo WW 8049 11-1- 8 Wide Shoulders, Narrow Waist UERE'S a smart frock that's jjj d Enclose) 23 cents in coins for eaca pattern desired. No. 8871 comes in sires 6, a Size 8. S',k yards 10. 12 and 14 years. of 33 or yards rie rac. New Exeltlnc Different the dimmer cents lane of FASHION. Send twenty-At- e seek ( Ideal far your copy ( lhl and patterns far all home aewers . . . e alf eetlona bj nationally known fasnloa to re . . , apeelal patterns by top-flleonteat . , , dealgna American dealfnera by America's talented juniors . . , Iras sbenlder pad pattern printed In book. Pattern Pattern ' Address- - To prevent mold or rot, spread out oranges or lemons do not pile them together. TRY ALL 6 FLAVORS M shots Never put a dress away imme diately after wearing it. Air it to get the wrinkles out. Pared apples will not darken if dipped in lemon, orange, grape fruit or pineapple juice. When through sewing, use Junior's magnet to pick up the stray pins. and beetles breed in a but if you must a damp closet or basement or a hot attic, choose the attic. Moths warm place, choose between Never bay more than six month's supply of spices. Keeping the quality depends on the retention of natural oils, so spices conshould be stored in tainers. air-tig- ht If you have a weakness for buttons, but despise making buttonholes, here's what you do. Use the buttons to make attractive lapel ornaments or to trim the . edge of a pocket. . ... emu NIGHT AND DAY' A Poor Becinnine "Your face seems familiar but do not recall who you are," said the state's attorney to an office vis-- 1 IT ALL DEPENDS itor. I'm the "You should know me My friend Mrs. H. lives near the first man you sent to the peniten- Children's home. Recently, when tiary." . the home youngsters were being "You're mistaken. The first one taken on a picnic, Mrs. H.'s small sent up was a man named Fields." daughter watched the excited mob a nvi nn this w.--,s before you were piling into a special bus. With when the court appointed wistful expression, she turned to her elected mother and sighed: you to defend me." "I wisht I was an orphant. They Not Wanted have the mostest fun!" day. A candi It was bad a heckling. was date getting Equality "I wouldn't vote for you. mister," Andrew Carnegie once was asked wai shouted one of the lads. "if you by a reporter what he considered the Archangel Gabriel." most important in industry: Capi"if "Sir," said the candidate, tal. Labor or Brains? v, Arrhnncrl Gabriel yot With a laugh the steel magpate would not be in my constituency." replied: "Which is the most imporstool?" tant leg of a three-leggeKnlRht Life 1 ' 1 - DaughFather (from upstairs) in shinlnj ter, when is that knight armor goin? home? It's getting Resou-rrcte- ' d First G.I. Whit'i eatirig you? Second G.I -- Oh. nothing much, But when your g'.ri friend said she'd dig up a dote for me brother, the Patience dad th Daughter but the knight 1 wasn't klddingl late be hour may young! AMERICANISMS "ConcerJ, boat races, baseball game, dance and sheepbake, SlJiO per person, beer free. T - the Marx Broth "Today's Special: Vlanked Steak." Opposites late- - of VAXISIUKG 1 H slop-in- "All you can tat for 60 cents!" d ",icu me new uos-7- ; H I hadn't fol-1 never would hav back home." J W SH 3 Our Side Best Sour old Thaddeus Stevens once arrived late at a hearing of the committee on elections. The two speakers engaged in violent debate were unknown to him, so he asked s friend, "Who are these men, and in j ers, a sort of belle of the rummage sale, and I'm giving my ultimatum. Mom Ultimatum? Get my daughter Pop Yeah! back into female attire! And before somebody names her Miss Hobo for 1946. The late Congressman Wise once admitted, a bit shamefacedly, that one of his pet measures was defeated in the house by a resourceful opponent with the following ingenious argument: "In a crowd I once saw a man who towered above the rest like a redwood above sage brush. His name was Short. Also at the same runt gathering was a little sawed-ofof a man named Long. "Another I knew so thin that summer breezes blowing on his face kept flies alighting on his back. His name was Stout. "A Negro I know is blacker than midnight in a coal mine, and his name is White. "Ah, Mr. Speaker, we know that yy sure to win you a wealth of The clever side compliments. swept closing Is novel and very charming buttons are repeated look rather cute. on the skirt and pocket. Notice Dress how the wide extended shoulder Pop Bah! If Prunella is cute in school the frock for AN ideal those s and man's oversized lass of sis to fourteen. The accent a tiny Junior waistline. shirt, eo is the Witch of Windsor. neckline is outlined Pattern No. 8MB tt designed for ilze She had three kids with her all pretty square in bright ric rac, which also trims 11, U. 13, 14. IS and 18. Size 13 require) dressed the same. They look to me 3',L yards ot 35 or the full skirt. She'll love the Send your order to: as if they were waiting for a broom-ridlook of the popular wide grown-u- p Where do they get these SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. girdle. Use a colorful checked or screwball ideas? MO South WcUs St. Cbietfo f, 111. dotted fabric in her favorite 6hade. Mom dressing room nature delights in these sarcasms, for is not the principal advocate oi this measure called Wise?" SEANCE OF THE LAW 1 Pop Well, what have we got In the family now. a psychopathic case or a character actress? Mom What do you mean, Henry? fop I mean our daughter. I Just got a gander at her down the street She's rigged out like a refugee from war-tor- n Europe! Mom Oh, you mean those knockabout clothes! Pop I mean she's rearing overalls and a man's shirt . . . and the shirt outside the pants! Mom Girls will be girls, my e. ! "' gasped. irmers had been bargaining fcow at a leisurely pace for i Echoes liill tain large city hospital stumbled a pale, meek little man nursing a hand which had been painfully injured In a street accident. "Is this the relief station?" he walk?" he asked with I he 4 interest. By C. Kessler untorJ i Great American Home Wide-Girdle- Home-Tow- n Right Place, at That won- - her ..? C7 Jrun Wauled Jjchool jrroch a Pop Okay by me but they wanna be boys! Why this costume that would indicate she just fled from a fire without time to get her right clothes? Mom It's Just a new summer fad. darling. The kids like to be comfortable and cool. Pop Since when were men's overalls regarded ai the symbol of comfort and coolness? Mom Jumpers, not overalls, dear. Pop They look more like men's overalls than men's overalls do. And why the shirt-tail- s outside, that's what I wanna know? Mom Oh, don't take it so seriously. All the young girls are dressing that way. Pop What for? What's wrong with the idea of a girl looking sweet and dainty? What's so awful about her looking a little feminine? Mom I think the kids today taw-kiwid I done tried do no good. I'i prom- done tried fde hospital. The ) dear. - . ) , MULTIPLE PERSONALITY The chronic reformer was lecturing the village soak at the barroom door. "But listen," argued the old soak. "I tell you one drink is all I ever take. Jus one 111 drink! But that one li'l drink always makes me feel like a new man. An' pretty soon all those new guys line up for a drink, tool" Better Dae Zippers I wept to the closet this morn-Ing- , reached for my favorite sport shirt towear for the first time this season, and it was there all right. But where were Its buttons? I asked her what in the world had happened to 'em, and she replied: "I couldn't find any new ones anywhere and those were exactly the shade I needed for my dress. You have enough shirts without that one, anyhowl" I 0 new movie "Night and Day" tells the life story of Cole Torter. And we wonder if it includes the episode of his first musical at the Shubert theater in New Haven, "See America First," with I.iz Marbury as his discoverer and producer. We can recall Cole, a dapper Eli, nervously listening to the comments in the Taft pharmacy next door between tiro acts. . . . Incidentally the Yale profespart of a middle-age- d sor In the movie is played by Monty YVonllcy who, at almut the time I'or-te- r was at Yale, was also a student h'Js --""" i there. Visitors to Saratoga will rniss that ancient landmark, the Crand Union hotel, razed since the labt racing season there. The coil rope in the comer of the room, the marble washstand with the open plumbing, the soiled window shades, the massive chandeliers and the beds that Washington slept in followed by Buffalo Bill arid his buffalo herds). Ah, what memories! . . . And those rambling verandas which wire ever a reminder of the days when porches were porches and rockers were rockers! two-mil- Hot, luscious Cinnamon Buns at a moment's notice! Fieisclimann'a Fast Rising Dry Yeast is alwoyi ready for quick action . . . keeps fresh for weeks on your pantry shelf. IF YOU BAKE AT HOME just dissolve according to directions on the package, then use as fresh yeast At your grocer's. 1 si j e Stays fresh -- on your pantry shelf 1 |