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Show f! LEIII FREE PRESS, LEHVUTAH r! r-- r: : : ' - ' "T; . - Posies for "I rrom Ba Yard of ( JT IS marvelous what Just try cutting the po2f spreading around ford? feet Tint a MOPSY donY be mm Electric Hotbeds to Suit Average Needs by GLADYS PARKER what makes you silly WE HAVE FLOODS HERE i ? NEAR MISS, THOUGH 2-- 77 The wife of a (who stood against the wall while her husband's knives came within a fraction of an inch of her head) fell ill, and her mother (for want of another substitute) replaced her. As it was well known bow thoroughly ha hated his mother-in-lathe knife thrower's next performance was observed with excitement by the rest of the crew. When the first knife actually hit the wall with a quivering thud a voice was heard to exclaim: "By Gosh, he missed knife-throw- - . . - f er - '') ' 5V r ,-- her!" 1 &-6- Id &' ) Super Dentistry Natives of ths New Guinea mountain country look upon U. S. army doctors as miracle men, capable of any accomplishment they desire. This often led to complications while American forces were occupying the island. One day, a village chief, or head man, appeared at a field installation. He was suffering a severe toothache, and was told that the torturing molar would have to be pulled. "Okay," he said. "But when 'Merica-fell- a stop ache, me want tooth put back in." A BIT VAGire If (leues Tae ioiiii Patient 1 can't say why, but ' et a sort of a pain, I don't know jvhere. And it leaves me in kind of sort of well, I don't know." Doctor Here's a prescription for I don't know what Take it I don't know how many times a dy for I can't tell how long, and you'll be better I don't know when. Heaving Deck beau was making New Year's calls, and at every house the punch bowls were full. He made the grave mistake of visiting his straight - laced friends last They watched him with cold disapproval as he lurched across the drawing room floor. With an effort h pulled himself together. "It's not me," he explained with enormous dignity, between hiccups. "It's this blank-blan- k An aging HCR SHMttftf VMS MCMR MAMftff WHEN UlFTMflllY BWPfc T ROM frt HOUSE M fa ABOUT WHf (HVA6 "ft PLUMBER WD WHICH UfJfORM KCTO5 BUTtoNS SEWED Otf AND VWfrt JAMES MOTHER ABOUT THE ClRlSCoflf TAfiEAltt" ETC. ETC. -ALL KIT55A6E5 BFlMfi TEUVTREP SiMULTAHEOOSLV AKD NOT VERVAEWaV OfJ t) ACCOUHT W56& t) OF EvES KlUS OUT Of BREATH LIFE'S LIKE THAT um By Neher . I Supper Plans Given As Aid in Planning To Serve Fifty Social calendars get very active during the summer months because vacations and offer such a grand opportunity for getting together a N big party. Per- haps the Sunday school picnic is Just around the corner, or perhaps the ladles' aid Is planning a big treat for their husbands soon. Whatever the occasion, you'll surely want to put forth your very best cookery and serve ewryone This will call for soma amply. careful planning, and also, large quantity recipes. If the church has a kitchen fitted with large quantity cooking utensils, plan to make generous use of It Meats and vegetables can best be prepared there. Some member may wish to contribute enough individual salads and perhaps cakes and pies to make up for the rest of the meal Good planning which takes into consideration every angle will make the affair a successful one. Recruit plenty of help so that no two or three women are tied to the kitchen range all the time. Everyone will have a better time, if all have some leisure. Ham Loaf (Serves 50) S pounds lean pork, ground 5 pounds smoked ham, ground 24 quarts bread or cracker crumbs 14 teaspoons pepper 1H teaspoons salt S eggs 2H pints milk Mix together all ingredients. Mold into loaves and bake 1 to 2 hours in a moderate oven on depending size of loaves. 1? THE WORLD AT ITS WORST By Gluyas Williams tfIS Raked meat loaf is simple to pre to serve for affairs where guests are numerous. Bake the loaf In either small or large loaves. pare and easy weather US MODERNS.I yacht!" A Hard Chase A neighbor of Author H. G. Wells was lamenting her son's poor grades in school. "I can't understand why he does so badly," she said. "He's an alert and Intelligent boy. And you must admit he pursues his studies." "Perhaps he'll do better, madam," consoled Wells, "as soon as he overtakes them." . This makes Church Supper. Ham Loaf with Horseradish Sauce ScalloDed Potatoes Sunshine Salad Green Peas Bread or Rolls Coffee and Milk Berry Cobbler Recipes given. Dreaa size, or about three large. glass-covere- HI e) are charged," said the magistrate, "with having voted Ight times." "Charged?" muttered the prlson-tr- . "That's Queer, I expected to be "You Serve in squares on lettuce with paid for "Aecordln to Emily Post you're supposed to servo from .11 i A OVERSiGirr TICKLISH TESTING The officer gazed sternly at the "Hey," the electrician called to private who bad been brought be- his helper, "put your hand on one fore him. of these wires." "Did you call the sergeant a The helper touched one of them liar?" he demanded. as told. "I did, air." "Feel anything?" "And did you go on to describe knock-knee"No." him as a louse?" "Good!" said the electrician. "1 The private hesitated. Then, with wasn't sura which was which. Don't note of regret In his voice, he touch the other one or you'D drop dead." replied: "No, sir, I forgot that." pop-eye- d, g Self --Cured "You've been a pretty sick man," aid the doctor. "In fact, I may say It was onJy your strong constitution that pulled you through." "WeH," replied the convalescent, somewhat testily, "I trust you will remember that when you come to make out the bill," Oat with It "This morning I had a wssle with my dentist" "Did yo win?" "No. It ended in a draw." No Clock Watcher "See here, Jones." complained the boss, "how is it that you never get to work on time any more?" "Well, boss," replied Jones, "it is like this. You've drilled me so darn well never to watch the clock here at the office that I've lost the habit of watching it at home." First ho was Schoolboy Howlers la an Iron thing that gives out heat Cereals are films which last several weeks. A centimeter la an Insect which has a hundred legs. Mandolins are high Chinese officials. A gladiator AU Easiness It was back in depression days when circumstances mad for coldblooded business methods. When an eastern firm received word its salesman had been found dead in Frisco, It wired as follows: "Send samples back by freight and search the body for orders." Mr. Mac's wife was ill, and Mac was running for the undertaker. "But" remonstrated a friend who met him, "It's no undertaker you want It's a doctor." "Nay, nay," was Mac's reply. "1 canna afford to deal wT middlemen." Sad Story Married, Eh? Fork-W- it" mayonnaise berry-ln-seaso- WW! i that ladle I saw with you last night? Second Fork That was no ladle, that was my knife. "You, say he left no money?" "No, you sei he lost his health get- ting wealthy and then lost wealth trying to get heelthy," his Let'a aerve eggs: There's vari-et- y and appetite appeal in eggs if you'll serve them In the following ways: Use these fillings for omelets: creamed tuna fish or seafood; minced cooked ham, cooked pork sausage or deviled ham; snuteed mushrooms, creamed peas, asparagus or other vegetables; grated cheese, creamed chicken and mushrooms. Jelly, Jam or fried onions; or marmalade; broiled bacon. When you poach eggs, serve them in corned beef hash nests, spinach nests, potato nests or french toast made of stale bread. Scramble eggs with bits of diced American cheese, frizzled bacor, shredded ham, or fold in some leftover vegetables. Bake eggs with bacon, sausage or some of the cold meat cuts and serve as a main dish for supper with salad and dessert Fry eggs slowly and serve with quickly broiled cold cuts or waffles, pancakes or toast Two triangular- jpw mi pieces (A) are fas- Closed HI tened to the sides V1, Wnoew . , oi me irame as fram9 shown. A piece (C) C across the bottom holds the bottom of the sash in place. Another piece (B) across the top keeps the pieces (A) the correct distance apart and serves as a rest for the sasn when v" my iheWffi SettiLl Cobbler. (Serves 50) 5 quarts fruit or berries Sugar to sweeten H cup cornstarch Biscuit dough Heat canned fruit or berries and water, or fresh fruit and water to a boiling point (1H quarts water to 24. cups fruit or berries). Sweeten to taste. Dissolve cornstarch in smaU amount of cold water and add to fruit or berry mixture. Cook stirring constantly until thickened' Pour into shallow baking dish and drop biscuit dough on top. Bake in a moderately hot oven for 30 minutes. (425-degre- "1 MRS. RUTH WTETH SWiJ edfora HUH, N. y. Yn Enclose 15 cent for book eanta for iym 2 Name. - Address- Big League Member The only baseball clubs have played continuously i National league since it was! ed in" 1876 are the Boston n auu il. uie n: mcago U1DS, sap uer'f. The only clubs tk played in the American since it was founded in W the Chicago White Sox, the i land Indians and the Detd gers. 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Piajie And YourStrethe uterus to nold down infection f'Prehe F.nereY after birth of young and is also In Meg. eau- It may.be corporatea in ointment bases for '..1 use in eye Infections. people feel the kfdnfJiW- wh ml Q 10 "tS-gg- ofblw)d-lron.8oOTi'- ", s .- -- "TJ -- Coffee. (Makes 100 cups) 3 pounds coffee 64 gallons watrr 718 coffee In thick cheesecloth bag. leaving plenty of room for coffee to swell. The coffee may also be mixed with a small amount of egg and cold water. If clear coffee is desired. Drop bags In boiling water and boil 3 minutes. Remove bags and keep coffee hot. For this amount of coffee you will need 1H quarts of cream for 2 tablespoons to each cup) and ptund sugar (counting 2 teasooons per cur). R1mI by WciUra Newspaper Union. J This sketch shows an excellent way to fix the windows of the vari ous bams or larm buildings. There are no hinges and the windows can be opened and closed at will or removed entirely if desired. it chopped onions Lynn Says: sk Caiorarf dressing. Cabbage and Carrot Salad. (Serves 50) i quarts finely shredded cabbage 2 pounds carrots, grated, raw 1 quart diced celery 1 quart boiled salad dressing Blend all Ingredients together with salad dressing. Since the berry season will be In full swing shortly, you might like to n serve a cobbler with fresh cream. 50) Cut bacon into inch squares and broil over low heat until par-- - sa L- These Intriguing kieu age booklet. "Mi,: lins." Every nairtTm... 9 ly that you can fnTw you have ever sewn belor Its he p you may usa both " maienais 10 curtain If you hired. fcSSLM tifully Window Ventilator pan 1 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon pepper 10 pounds wieners SO to 100 buns w ft- POULTRY, i it ' O 111 apply a stunning big rose kf corner, use others on mane shower curtain. ?'! material with more rosalf allow to chOl until firm. 5 (7H quarts) 10 No. 2 cans tomatoes ii. hi M y I H1l-3S-J zig fruit and Creole Wienies. (Serves HANC m Horseradish Sauce. (Serves 50) 1 cups sour cream Vk cup boiled salad dressing H cup horseradish Blend ingredients thoroughly and serve with ham loaf. An alternate dish to serve, if ham or pork is difficult to obtain would be frankfurters prepared in a mildly spiced sauce: 5 pounds bacon 30 cups finely f l or use Science has invaded the hotbed dicfield and. to a large extent has as manure of tated the replacement a heating agent with electricity, which generates the desired temmeans of a perature in the bed by cable. soil heating uncial . a. . c i The cable, preleraDiy, snouia ue beneath 6 inches of fat. buried from 4 to tially done. Drain off most until the surface where it is permanently bacon and together onions Fry out of the way, although it may be golden brown, stirring frequently. and pepper. placed flush with the ground. Sixty Add tomatoes, salt as adePlace wieners on top and simmer feet of cable Is regarded 6 by 6 foot standard a and for wiener a Place quate minutes. for 7 inches a spoonful of the sauce on each hot bed, with strands spaced back and laid and uniformly allowing and apart serve, bun buttered forth across the entire bed. two for each person. In northern states, a standard hotScalloped Potatoes. with thermostat will use from bed, 50) (Serves 1 kilowatt hours of electricity to 12H pounds potatoes d 2 tablespoons salt per day for each 3 by 8 foot the on depending sash, 1 teaspoon pepper weather, the protection given the H cup flour bed and the temperature main- substitute or butter IK cups 2 quarts milk Wash, pare and cut potatoes in thin slices. Place a layer of potatoes to greased baking pan, sprinkle with salt, pepper, flour and dot 1 with butter. Repeat until pans are almost full. Pour over enough hot milk to cover top and bake in a oven moderately slow I7 until potatoes are tender. The time 3 will depend upon the size and quanto 2 hours. tity in pans about If you want to prepare green beans, you will need six quarts to Installing soil heating equipserve 50 people. Boil the beans, ment Straw has been placed In the In after washing and cutting, the bottom of the bed to provide minimum of water, then season better drainage. with 1 cup bacon drippings, 4 taThe use of a thermostat blespoons salt and 4 tablespoons talned. paprika. If you want to serve green makes the operation of the bed au peas you wUl need 18 pounds or 1 tomatic, saves power and gives the grower control over plant degallon of shelled peas. Sunshine Salad. Plants in electrically velopment heated hotbeds should be watered (Serves 50) 5 packages lemon flavored gelatin frequently, most users specifying 5 7 cups grated carrots quarts per sash. 5 pounds grapefruit, cut in sections Studies made by the United States department of agriculture record Make gelatin that seeds germinate and plants according to dgrow in from 20 to 30 per cent less irections. When time In electric hotbeds than in mixture begins those In which manure is the "heatto thicken, add carrots and grape ing" agent loaves, Tj small . smau,, a HARD WORKER Use During Entire Year With Profit ail ' - fadM Give Phenothiazine in Bolus Form to Sheep iests conducted at Mississippi have indicated that nlienothiaTinn given in bolus form is more effec tive in treating sheep with stomach worms or nodular worms than when a drench. Mixing the tlveo phenothiazine with the food is too uncertain unless each animal Is treated separately ThA form Is not satisfactory because of we amount of time required to flD na weign tne capsules. rB,u cida aaa ?J& -- ST . aettinf UP IManl Pi"- ?ht K "'drop - .J,f w fi oth, ce ad many Get 7"'" 'tun, ' ""'nY I ts votl Lain " J I ttg! |