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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHI, UTAH AT i T' J i x.atAxvsn- - uverfi ae wing r iLPhillipr it Winston Churchill and Missouri Degree Fire When Ready In a Southern court, a young lawyer, particular favorite of the presiding Judge, was holding up to the Jury a bullet which, allegedly, had taken the life of a prominent local citizen. In hii other band be held several cough drops, one of which be was taking from time to in his voice. In the excitement, instead of a cough drop, be hastily put the bullet Into his mouth and swallowed It Hastening to the telephone, the Judge called his doctor and excitedly exclaimed, "Doc, I'm greatly alarmed over my friend, lawyer Harris, who has Just swallowed a bullet while addressing the Jury In my court. What shall we do?" The doctor was something of a wag, and this was an opportunity for whimsy that could not be denied. said he, quite casually, "Oh, "Just give him some powder, and put a cap on him; but be sure not to point him at the Jury." time to relieve a huskiness MOPSY a tyGLADYS PARKER (Tiniton ChurrhiU went to Missouri with President Truman, tthere kt received a degree from Westminster Utile cl Fulton, Mo. Newt Item). f ... An premier . V ... Fish Mousse that looks as pretty It tastes good. Is made with a seasoning of onion, celery and lemon. When served It is garnished d with slices of egg, and wedges of lemon that add tartness. as This Is Westminster College, Winnie. Westminster away ont among the . longhorna. Its name Is English but It's aU Missouri. . . . It's not one of the big colleges Bat It's a right smart one. It Is bo Yale or Harvard la prestige. But It teaches 'em so titer "stay hard-boile- ... Piquant Fish Dishes' If you are concentrating on fish these days, try some of the count less and tempting ways that fish ... may be pre ways, fried, or pared. The usual ceptable, but, filmil r Tk. ... item Wi.ip.gm by Gluyas Williams WARM AND DRY Yon don't really need a degree. . . . You've got more than an Injun has f ... (WM J IMI bwM Bat this one won't hart yon: The Honorable Winston Churchill Honorary Old Grad of Westminster, Teacher , And what parable do Alumnus of you like best? Boy The one about the multitude that loafs and fishes. Got the Idea A city fellow was trying to impress his country cousin, so he said: "Yesterday we taxied to the country club and golfed until dark; then we trolleyed back to town and danced until morn." But the farmer, .not to be outdone, had his say: "I had a busy day, too. I muled to the corn field and until sundown. Then I suppered till dark and piped until nine. I climbed the stairs and until dawn, then breakfasted until It was time to go mullnf gee-hawe- r r ,.. bed-stead- again." c t. ," Really Tough Then The green recruit was trying to pick up some information from an in his outfit 'What do they do to you for being AWOL?" the rookie asked. "Well," answered the "that depends. If it's the first offense, they'll probably let you off with a stiff stretch In the guardhouse. The second time it's pretty sure to be the firing squad. And," he added, "the third time well look out! old-tim- er old-time- r, Competent Doctors "Are you sure I will recover?" an anxious patient asked his doctor. "I've heard that sometimes you doctors give wrong diagnoses and have treated patients for pneumonia who afterwards died of typhoid fever." "You've been misinformed," replied the indignant medic "When we treat a man for pneumonia, he dies of pneumonia." Wind and Water Young Father In your sermon this morning you spoke about a baby being a new wave on the ocean of life. Minister That's right Do you think a fresh squall would have been nearer the truth? THEY'RE TOO SLOW Golden West!" Mlssourians have to be shown. . . . Yon showed 'em, Winnie. ; . . Aa yon have shown the world. ? Have an honorary degree. And some Missouri ham and candled yams! Help yourself to Missouri hospitality. But don't let that Truman boy Give yon any of those Eastern cigars! ... ... CM INDFMP9 IN ORDER TO fiET SWEATEE GETV SHOW RAff GONE POWN 09 OFT HAS TO UNBUTTON NECK M DECIDES HCU. OVERALLS HAVE VD TAKE SWEATEH. GET IT OUT OFF ... V MAINE WINTERS SOFTENING UP "The State is warming up. At North Jay a house that was built by mistake so the keyhole in the front door lines up with the prevailing winter winds has sometimes taken in as much as 87 bushels of snow through the keyhole in a single storm. It's been five years now since any storm has blown in more than 18 bushNo storm this winter has els. blown In more than 15." John Gould of Lisbon Falls, Maine, in the New York Times. tsar LIFE'S LIKE THAT When anybody with fair eyesight could tell the difference between a home and a $125 $5,000 tongue?" Dentist "It's Just the natural dency t'oat your tongue has to ten- butter when served that way, an unusual dressing should be added to make the most of the fish. Any cooked or canned fish may be prepared into a fluffy mousse which has minced onion and lemon to add tartness. A dill sauce gives that nice finishing touch to this tasty dish. Another unusual but simple way in which to prepare fish Is to poach small fish and fish fillets by simmering in a small amount of seasoned liquid. After the fish has finished cooking, the liquid is strained and thickened to make a sauce for the fish. To avoid unpleasant odors when cooking fish, it is best to dampen two sheets of parchment paper and spread out flat Brush the paper with oiL Cut fish into serving pieces and place half the pieces on each sheet of paper. Place one teaspoon each of butter and onion on each serving and sprinkle with parsley, lemon Juice, salt and pepper Gather edges of paper and tie securely Place in boiling water and cook 15 minutes. Remove fish to hot platter, taking care not to lose any of the Juices. This method may be used for two pounds of boneless fillets, enough to serve six people. Fish Mousse With Dill Sance. (Serves 5 to 6) 2 cups flaked, cooked fish (hall-ba- t, tuna, salmon or white fish) 8 cups finely cubed, soft bread S cups milk S eggs, beaten slightly 1 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon finely minced onion 1. tablespoon lemon Juice hi teaspoon paprika Flake fish fine with fork. Cook soft bread cubes with milk, stirring to a smooth paste. Add salt, lemon Juice and paprika, stirring to blend. Beat one-famil- y chicken house? And away bach when it isolated a man if he said he hadn't a shirt to hi back? eggs Boyhood's Greatest Thrill well-grease- (325-degre- LYNN SAYS "I fion't know much about this universe yet bnt I'd almost bet we're ia the milky way." PERSISTENT CUSTOMER - WELL, AEENT THEY? grader was asked to explain the different effects of heat and cold. "Heat makes things bigger and cold makes them smaller," be said. "Quite right," beamed the teacher. "Can you give me an example?" The student furrowed his brow for a moment, then brightened. "Yes, ma'am; in summer It is hot, and the days are long, but in winter It's cold and the days are A first shorter." ' Laugh tint from "Truckline CeftTl An optimist U a fellow who worries about the future in the atomic bomb age. Dr. John William Mauchly, 88, and J. Presher Eckert Jr., 28, have Invented and developed the enlac, an electronic machine that can and answer questions in the twinkling of an eye. This practically does away with John Kleran and promises a war to th finish between the Inventor and Dan Go Unpaid. fS; litfir itLI Tuna and Mushroom Casserole. (Serves 4 to 6) ILI H pound mushrooms 1 tablespoons butter 2 tablespoons flour teaspoon pepper ARE your curtains EfcJ VA cups milk Take heart . . . here's! 1 cup flaked cooked tuna but six ways of making package potato chips, or oi sewing new ones wis crushed raDnc. Slice mushrooms and saute In ter. Blend in flour and pepper. Blank Check Help Please Patient I've been doing a lot of Wifey I've Just thought of the things I shouldn't and my con- cutest way to take care of all these science Is bothering me. Doctor And you want some advice on how to strengthen your will power? Patient No. Something to weaken my conscience. Give It a Push New Driver Are all your new models as smooth running as tills? Salesman Oh, yes . . . until we start the motor. bills. Hubby Yes, my sweet Wifey Instead of sending them a check and having It come back marked "insufficient funds," let's Just mark the bills that way. Dock Brether Mrs. I saw you coming out of that saloon last night, dear. Mr. Well, I had to come out some time. 'Bb Jrsell but- Vegetable Variety: Regardless of how you prepare vegetables, taste them critically before serving. Here are ways of pepping up the flavor: Add melted butter or substitute before serving and season with salt and pepper. Be sure to mix seasonings in thoroughly. Add bits of leftover bacon, ham or sausage and heat with the vegetable. Brown butter, mix with a small amount of bread crumbs, and pour over vegetable Just before serving. Slivered carrots, bits of green pepper and diced celery may be added In small quantity to other vegetables for flavor. Herbs and vinegar are good seasonings when the butter supply Is low. Cheese, lemon and herb sauce are excellent for many vegetables as they bring out the natural flavors. Never over-mi- x ground meet for hamburger When packed too closely they become tough. When you take out bacon from the refrigerator, remove only what you need. Its keeping qualities are lessened If it is allowed to stand at room temperature, then returned to the refrigerator. J The budget'U balance a Add riirtalna . V.'ll k. j.,,.,'1! "c ueugniM milk and cook until thickened, stir ring constantly Add tuna and k of the potato chips. Place in greased casserole and cover with remaining chips. Bake in moderate oven 30 minutes. Creamed Oysters and Mushrooms. (Serves 6) 1 cup oysters 3 tablespoons butter S tablespoons flour 1 cup canned mushrooms ltt cups milk, about 2 egg yoiks H teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon onion juice H teaspoon lemon Juice Drain oysters and heat in shallow pan until edges begin to curL Add liquid in pan to that drained from oysters. Melt butter in double boiler; blend in flour. Combine oyster liquor, mushroom liquor and enough milk to make 2 cups and add to flour and butter. Cook until thickAdd ened, stirring constantly slightly beaten egg yolks and mix quickly. Add remaining ingredients and oysters and cook 2 minutes. Serve at once on crackers or buttered toast (350-degre- e) v" Instruction . - smartness.A Aw v (Inn. Hi.. .u. 829 w -- i .,...- Williams Due to an unusually largt fed Current conditions, slightu nOl In filling orders required most popular pattern Send your order to: for i cumbea Sewing Circle NeedlMrinJ Box 3217 Sao Franciseii, Enclose 16 cents for Fitted No. Name-- Address. Ml ,wm, flaw: t f FROM SNIFFIY, STUFFY 1 NOSI DROPS V V. 1 hP V4 BOUBU-DUT- I a f DOTE inm ft is fl V. WORKS f AST RIGHT WHERi TROUSII IS! VJ Igot I Joi rellfif from head cis imin I Tnrfant.l tress starts to come when ya ass ii in each nostril little it helps prevent many coMif use cut: developing if used in time! Follow directions in package. 'Ud ol WEilllVll-Tlli'a- . for Jjface fSm uaaseiv m i i in a l ID th( Fa: Guarantee k ft rait ron sks ie. ran tch 100Wf a pepper to achieve a savory flavor Stuffed Salmon Witb Mushroom Sauce. (Serves 4) 1 pound canned salmon 2 tablespoons onion (minced) 2 tablespoons celery (chopped) enp carrot (grated) 2 tablespoons bacon fat H cup bread crumbs teaspoon parsley (minced) 2 tablespoons milk Salt and pepper to taste 1 can condensed cream of mushroom soup Milk to dilute aoup as desired Brown the onion, celery, carrot in me Dacon fat Add the hrarf crumbs, egg, parsley, milk and salt and pepper to taste Cut salmon into horizontal slices (about one inch in thickness). Place filling on first slice of salmnn whiM. has been placed on an oiled baking awn. lop wun second slice salmoa (If a tall can of sal mnn is used, there will be four slices of salmon with the filling divided equauy.) Bake in a oven for approximately 20 minutes. Serva with mushroom sauce made by diluting conaenaea cream oi mujnroom soup as uesirea ana nesting thoroughly, 350-degr- Nswspapar Ucloa. u laTI a jm a ffttrwi ?Iai Un ii (IIIIIOIIPRFDEl! TO GET MORE V F STOGC36H legg 1 Wtra fter Mads fey McKesson tRobblni For Salt sir ou druggist grated carrot, celery, parsley, onion, salt and RtUaMd by pal tn Money-Bac- Stuffed salmon with mushroom sauce Is a dinner dish fit for com pany although it f requires a mini- mum of prepara- tion time. The dressing uses brings quick relief due to fatigue, exposure, co kit or overwork. Contain methyl talicylate, ef-fectiT gether with a bread dressing. Green tips make up the pretty platter. Mushroom sauoe may be easily made by diluting condensed mushroom soup and heating witb milk until piping hot m 'Z FEEL o muscle To make Stuffed Salmon, canned salmon la cut In slices and put to slightly; some of the asparagus pour hot mixture into eggs, stirring constantly; add to remaining milk mixture and blend. d Pour into a loaf pan, place in a pan of hot water and bake in a moderate oven for 45 minutes, or until lightly browned. Serve hot with dill sauce. Garnish with tomato wedges, or serve with broiled tomatoes. , Buffalo Bill was born 100 years We feel sorry for kids to go whom he is a remote figure. What a thriller the Buffalo Bill Wild West and Congress of Rough Riders was to the small fry of yesterday I It came every year back home, and one of our earliest memories is seeing Buffalo Bill in the flesh, riding down Whalley avenue in 'an open buggy, at the head of the Injuns, cowboys and buffalo hunters. The show was held in Westvllle, Just back of the Nick Hubinger mansion. Once, lacking money to get In, we climbed a tree to see the show and wa almost Imagine we got riddled of by stray bullets in the hold-u- p the Dead wood stage. tablespoons Boor K teaspoon salt Few grains paprika H cup finely diced dill pickle 1 tablespoon chopped plmiento (optional) Melt butter in saucepan; add salt and flour and blend. Gradually add mtiir, stirring constantly, cook until thick and smooth. Stir In paprika, diced dill and plmiento.- - Serve over fish mousse. minced onion, ... Makes the Most of It Mrs. Gabber: "Doctor, why does a small cavity feel so large to the By Neher CAN YOU REMEMBER Away back when you could find a place to get away from trouble? Fin-neg- an was passed?" HE TRIED Ht5 BftlT TO KEEP AU?M AND DRV BUT THAT HE'D BETTER GO IN TO MOTHEB WR KEME9 VXKS WCRUBBEB.riND MAC TMdw F ftPmuA A RUBBER PUMNC, H THE (TWA DRIFT, EMPTIES MOST rr ON. TAKES MITTEN? 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"I There will be a big black market in fellow over at the door keeps them up?" beer this summer. want to go by train." Juvenile Loglo "I want you to understand," said the teacher, "that it is the law of gravity that keeps us on this earth.'' "Please," asked little NeUle, "how did we stick on before the law FEEtS REAUKEffHEKASWEP , . " 1 SH-oun- baked broiled. are perfectly ac ... ... the z li'iffllliinlMll ... Mo. :AA( t I Winnie. The stuff of Hack Finn and Joe Folk. . . . Jackson and Charlie Claiborne Harding. Aleo McNair and Mark Twain, isfc r fcA Dill Sance. ... feathers. LYNN CHAMBERS' MENUS t tablespoons There most be Missouri stuff In yon, - i Tomato Juice with Cheese Straws Stuffed Salmon Baked Potatoes Asparagus Tips Jellied Pear Salad Rolls Orange Chiffon Pie Beverage ha Missouri. Downing street and Main street . London and Kansas City. . . Plymouth and Hannibal. Liverpool and Independence! . Shropshire and Calloway. Nottingham and Taney. 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