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Show 7 LEHI FREE PRESS. LEHI. UTAH srcB A fin: A (a This rug that you can so easil crochet yourself will be a lifetime joy. See if it isn't! Do the stunning medallions separately they're Just 8V inch squares and keep Joining them till you've a rug the In pattern .859 desired size. OUR COMIC SECTION Little, J MAIL. Dun i Humorous P SNOOPIE 77I PLAV WANNA I DON'T i IT'S TOO NOW 'Mhf-- L MOT c-r- -Xi; help: WAV. SMOOPIE-- GO ' j The car swerved across the street, mounted the pavement, and crashed window of the into the plate-glas- s big shop The driver, a young and pretty lrl, climbed out of her seat, to be questioned by the stolid police-ser-- g : II p j H j A ' ET OUTSIDE OOW'T WANT I VOO AUOUNO (W li( Vi I WWEW J J I'M CLEAKJ!NG f eant. ; "Surely," said the limb of the law, .sternly, "'surely on a wide road like this you could have done something to avoid an accident?" i "Oh, but I did!" said she, tragically. "I screamed as loudly as I s erould." Magazine. He If we're goinj to quarrel all the time, we'd better not get married. She For heaven's sake, you don't want to live a monotonous existence, rmk. do you? i !'oll f Crocheted Rug Is a Lifetime loy MEOW! 'i --TV s . Tit-Bit- Xi " . TIME MOVE? SLOWLY VjUr I'M SOR.RV, BUT MV MISTRESS IS TAKING ME FOR OOD , 'ned ash-tat- MUST BE A DOUBT Mrs. Peck Tom, you've forgotten, we've been married one year today. Mr. Peck No, I haven't forgotten. Only I can't realize that it's been only one year. He George and Dragon tramp called at the side door of hotel named "The George and Dragon." ior "Could you spare a copper, lady?" he begged. "I haven't had a bite all day." ?nce ;r of his not," ("Certainly snapped the ural woman, banging the door, In answer to a knock a few min-- t args at tites later she was surprised to find the same tramp. n'.a, what do you want?" she "Well, claimed. ' "Please, lady, could I see George this time?" asked the man. ash- icul- - ling, cate and f com- - ' Auntie Hope Dashed Down I do hope you will like my present. I couldn't decide whether you would like a large check or a the ts of lanut small one. Jmpecunious Nephew Any check would be ripping, auntie. Auntie Ah, what a pity I bought a striped tie, after all. and )mas work con-y0- thera 'fiS VER DAV OPT 'DAV - SO WHY SHTOP rviMT F N N f chool That's Tough l can't drink champagne 'rade,more 'r that am in ;ity. lothed like 1 s vour to-- use( neart VJILL, PROFESSOR V k vJiS TMAT BP ROKSHT I functionally rnnovo impurities, tbara may ba poiaeniaa of tas WBois systaa sad body-wtBumlnf, scanty or too froauant H- nation may be a warning oleoma kidasy or bladder disturbance. You may suffer nagtrlng baekacka, peraiateBt haadacba, attacks of dis-,-a- es, getting ap olgbta, swelling, puffiaaas under the eyes feel week, servous,' ail played out. In such eases It Is better to rely on a medicine that has won country-trio- e acclaim than on something teas favorably known. Use Dom'a PilU. A mulU-tu- de of gratelul people recomraand Voan': Aik yoar minhbor Vou vjakvt : To PAR LI ami REDUCE First Merchant Jones this Is. honest? Don't know; he y T o1' OF -f V THE -- &JQT ir V- - F SEEMS NELL,TtElJ - h'EALTH Wifey fXERCISES C E ' L A PLEASE R "i A T'ME" TRY IT B T Ol'LL JUST walk; THIS WAY O SILLY account? Can't we have a joint bank Hubby No, sir! foi joints. PRivlATE I A CALL FOR REAL ESTATE have no use TO BUY SEIX or TRADB HOMES, FARMS, RANCHES, BUSINESS PROPERTIES HELP BEE HIVE REALTY, INC. His Only Opportunity ''Henry, you were talking in your ;hy hesleep last night." e all ad' "Was I, dear? Sorry to have al'errupted you." Stray Stories Mag-etc tine. - n him- - in-if- m WET DOKl'T SEEM To know AKiyoME I .I Slim Diet Teacher What insect requires the "least nourishment? Jack The moth, he eats holes. . . SALT PHOTOGRAPHY O'Loughlin : idence or Consult the BEAJON BUILDING By Ted too weak?" I'No, but my young man's too broke." Pearson's London Weekly. Dizzy ned To Get Rid of Add and Poisonous Waste Tow kidneys htip to yoo. vail wnu matter by aoMtsiiUy filtering kp from Um blood. II your kidneys ftt disordorod and fail to E any " - you will find instructions for making the rug shown; an illustration of it and of all stitches used; material requirements; color suggestions, a photograph of the actual square. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept., 259 W. Fourteenth St., HAS RHEUMATISM $ ,- SftV. Second Merchant buys for cash. Why Ask? ce in Liza, the negro cook, answered arverthe telephone one morning, and a cheerful voice inquired, "What number is this?" fT0;' Liza was in no mood for trifling and said with some asperity, "You-al- l ought to know. You done called pcKk: o AN' SEE THAT REDOOCltY EXERCISE MAYBE H MAM CAM DO VEZ. CsOOD, ; " OH - WO WAkJT TO SEE TUB TuAT IM I ' New York, N. Y. W (CofirHnfir, w. fA ' s V ''rtf:, J?J& ) A WALK DAY "What is that terrific combat going on in that store?" "A bargain struggle for marked down millinery." "I get you. Fighting at the drop of a hai." hile i in i7nX --r J I r( .ns 4Li III wo wanjem't i DAJ4CED ii I ) NITH I j; JUST SOME OF THEM ROLLS DEVELOPED 5 I prl-- ts Idoablo wetght en large eeta, or year ehotee oi It sriate enlarseaaMite Ma ooia. Beprtats la aa was MOeiTMWEST PtrOT rarga WNU Edith Vou don't ever dress me decently. I'm going home to father. George All right. You might say to him that I need a new suit myself. DREADFUL MOMENTS BHVICSt 3437 W GET RID OF BIG UGLY PORES PLENTY OF DATES FACIAL NOW... DENTON'S MAGNESIA MADE HER SKIN FRESH, YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL "These political chaps say some ""wful things about each other." . i iir anai .ine orsi. .1-ming aDOUt H Isies, that some of those things are y A. V i l:i AS k CAnJ SAY Vol) DiDM'T 4,DAMC VJiTH THE rue." VI. I 3lW WHAT " Skeleton in the Closet 1 hear that you and Elmer equlp-rengaged. I don't suppose he aid you that he was engaged to me Nell s VAE'RE MIGHT -- ONCs AS HERE, AE AS VJEUU "Wn't Mo." ,h, st : pit crr0i id'v y" " ; Savings -- it down, DOM'T CARE all SAME To MAKE THE MOST OF IT DO YOJ WAKlT TC? PAMCE A WAL.TZ OR A FO TROT, KJEKT FT ME "Doesn't it make you nervous to stand still and listen to your wife scold? "Somewhat, but it's not near so bad as standing still waiting for her to begin her talk." I MOTiCEDj controi Belle Well, dear, he did say about there being things by Dopmething irdmals1 his past he was ashamed of, but didn't go into details. ,as corBe ked on pick' ston, he I ,rs ZIP, IP! Mr. EXTRAORDINARY OFFER Osborne ... "No, thanks; shoes are cheaper nan pants." DENTON'S an' Ins and Outs am told hii"I that you know all the irre outs of politics." a ho' wo1 ardinali "I don't pay so much attention to r outs." replied Senator Sorghum. nn ttvlhe ins are usually the fellows who lie hsve most of the real influence." iro ?rece prMiictt Medal Food 1 won a medal at the ,r j; .o ra' 'Darling, school." ave v,ceokery "Wonderful! But tell me, what is 1: i is I'm eating?" fGuess." "Your medal?" IN LINE OF PROGRESS tin 'As a manufacturer his work has borne good fruit." "Produced by the plant he's just reared, I suppose." Watch your complexion take en pew be-t- ly Eves the firit lew rreatmeoia with Dentoa'e Fecial Magneeia make a remarkable diiiereooe. With me Denton Magio Mirror too. oaa actually eea the texture of Tour akin beoome enoodv er day ay era weaned dean. Wrk ikl ee day. Imoeriectlo gradual); disappear. Beiote yoa know U Deaten's baa brought you entirely new ekia loTeliaeea. Saves Yoa) Money Ton oen try Denton's Facial MegneaU aa the most liberal oiler we hare ever made good Aot a mw weeke only. We will aead you a full 12 oa. bottle (retail price SI ) plue a regular aiaed baa of ienoua MUneeka Waiara (known throoghout the country ai the original Milk of Magne-tabl- et. ), plua the Denton Magio Mirror (ahowe all for you what your ekia epecialiet aeee) only SI I Don't aUaa out oa thi remarkable otter. Write today By Tite- - Romance hasn't a chance when big tvgly ure. Men love the eon pores spoil skin-tesmoothness of a fresh young complexion. Denton's Facial Magnesia does miracles for unsightly skin. Ugly pores disappear, akin becomes firm and smooth. Imaginary Service "Father," said the small boy, "what is a lobbyist?" SO LONG The Tall One Gosh, but I had a bad dream last night. The Short One What was it about? The Tall One A "A lobbyist, my son, is usually a man who succeeds in making some large interest believe that he influenced legislation that went through strictly on its merits." can-opene- Alone Say Naught So "Do you know how rats "Naw." "That's right!" "My ears are burning." vSome fisherman Is lying about you." Facial Magnesia an ret f VaTe VT aun'Mii v. Aypa r. at Last WarHfn (to doomed prisoner) Do you have any requests to make before I turn on the juice? D. P. Yeah, take it easy. I've got a weak heart. Indiana U. Bored Walk. J PRODUCTS, Ine. ZJrS St, Uagl-- u MdCKy.H.T. B find U j epeolel iutrodnotory oonbi alio . I tI ( (oeahor etewpa) I lor waioa eeeo we yoea a .......-- . JVaoia. J S(raef Arfrfraea City Sff. |
