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Show -- Tm II 7 Bit m w I nuiiiuiuu i IP m i r . Season LiCD - D. CartfJ when doubhig rfct double the season. r? ingly at first, u.,-.mf i needed. V "a .' i ' Uncle Mose, vour first wife tells be-- 1 me that you are three months alimony." vour with nd "'Yes. Judge. Ah reckc dat am But vou see it's dis way: Dat so second w.fe of mine ain't turned out t' he the worker that I thought she be." was gwine Snoopie I back, V- VOL rfBry MA 4 . -- v -.'. ) IT BRING 'Laoi - i v NOW jrcz f HIS HELPMATE a Eliminating Food Odors small quantity of charcoal in i container on the top shelf wil heu eliminate food odors from the V firm ri IT -- Magazine. Ok rl frigerator. Rhubarb and Figs To pound rhubarb, after peeling ac! cutting, add half pound good cut into smallish pieces. Placefia a saucepan with a very little Wa. ter and about a dessertspoon goU en syrup or sugar and gently stew till tender. Serve with a rice or sago mold or hot milk pudding. "Why, woman! You spend more money than I earn." "Yes, but you know very well you get three times as much as you AG4IN earn." FREE DELIVERY HINT TO MOTHERS UAL. r Jet 2tf nole in Tablecloth If a small hole is burnt or worn in an otherwise good white tablecloth, it can be "mended" most effectively by stitching a motif in fine crochet over it and cutting away the spoiled fabric underneath. Add one or two more motifs so that the necessary one does r.ot look odd. This is certainly more decorative than an obvious darn! After 3'z hooks SEARCHING E f T "Jim doesn't call any more. Mother and he couldn't agree." "Did your mother think he stuck around too long in the evenings?" ' "No! Jim thought mother did." "That pretty singer out front must use a gooc many stamps writing to her admirers." "Oh, no, her voice carries her notes!" Unhappy Highwaymen "Any highwaymen in Crimson Gulch?" said the commercial traveler. "A few," answered Cactus Joe. "You can see their dust a quarter of a mile up the road." "What are they running away from?" sales"You. The last man that hit the village left the boys so tied up with monthly installments that they won't be able to pay for years to come." 'J)rtht. V! K Unwrap Food Food should not bs stored in the refrigerator while wrapped in paper because the prevents the cold air from circulating freely over it. pa-p- er OH, AH, NOW V , v- - 'BOUT A SAME OF POOL HOW ff I V BEFORE VJE HOMfc GO TToKAvV- if ill BV MS . -I r SHURE UnvJ 'fVMT to LOIK& FlUNEV? ioi, N-- Keeps Cauliflower White A tablespoon of sugar in the water in which cauliflower is cooked will keep it white. Ol'D Oi'LL T'CALL FiJRRST -- -r HAUE Glazing Liquid for Ceokies A mixture of two tablespoons of r and cup of milk makes a good glazing liquid for cookies. Apply on the surface tf the dough with a pastry brush before baking the cookies. MiSSUS ME sug-a- one-four- high-pow- er Making "Pop, I'm going to marry the sweetest girl in the world." "Why don't you marry someone who's never been married before?" It Pay Two friends met. One of them had his arm broken in a motor accident and was carrying it in a sling. "Say," asked the first, "It's too bad about your arm! How long will you have to carry it in a sling?" The injured man shrugged. doctor says two weeks lawyer says twelve." To Keep Frosting Ruof bakto boiling frosting ing soda added will keep it from running. i AM' FINUEV IS OM PETAlL SPECIAL WfcLL ALL ROIIs HT WHO'S VOKJ'T eE HOME FER A HOUR OR Call the Grocer Mrs. Bordes The coffee, I am sorry to say, is exhausted, Mrs. UP? "T"vAir w L . WHO -THIS I BE CAPTAI M J: f O- H- i i KILLS INSECTS "Bob complimented me on my complexion last night." "Sort of a powder puff, eh?" Phanz. Boarder Yes, poor thing. I've noticed this past month that it hasn't been strong. FRUITS ON FLOWERS VEGETABLES & SHRUBS NOT SO BAD Demand ariginal tealed bottles, from yourdeater By Ted Neglected Ideas Some ideas which have more than once offered themselves te the senses have yet been little taken notice of. Locke. O'Loughlin Simplified "Give me a glass of milk and a muttered buffin." "You mean a buffered muttin." "No, I mean a muffered buttin." "Why not take doughnuts and milk?" London Opinion. THERE'S OHO ME TO CsBT MENDED PUT THEM c THERE AS A HlM-TSHE- r WAMTS" w GUESS r r THAT PAIR OF SHOES FAMWy JUST SLIPS ALONG - I woat Tell her SUKPKI5E ' Constipated 'M TAKIWG- - THEM- - THcYKE HER 30 Years Newpop (proudly) It's a boy. And, say, I'm going to start a bank account for him right off. Waggish Friend Sort of a fresh heir fund, eh? VAJHEM POME I bad stubborn Sometimes t did not oj constipation. fop four or five days. I also had aWui Oas bloating, headaches and pains i" the back. Adlerika helped right I eat sausage, bananas, pie, any- I thing I want and never felt better. sleep soundly all night and enjoy In Mrs. Mabel Schott. If you are suffering from constipation, sleeplessness, sour stomach, and oas bloating, there is quick relief for y Ml in Adlerika. Many report action on thirty minutes after taking Justactio", dose. Adlerika Bive complete cleaning your bowel tract where ordinary laxatives do not even reach. "For thirty years away-No- A REAL WEAPON Dr. I. It. Shouh, JW rrt. w "fff "In addition to inUitinml rtrannnf, Atumim thrckn the trout H of inuninai bactrn na cvlnn bacilli." 1 "Ever notice what a light step that cop has?" yes, he wears "Oh, shoes." WOvJ VJHAT HAsE. VOd IM THAT BUMDLE? cork-sole- d HI: . ' An Advantage Utilized J t.TyhaC-'dithe,, editor oy when you- - fcad. yotirRoctn to him? . "I can't repeat it,"' replied Mr. in Penwiggle: J"Biit I Will "say his choice of langiiage'he took every advantage of ih6 fact that his ftorda tat wer not intended for print." ' -. - . : 7v, i Placing the Blame "Have women improved politics?" "Not yet,' answered Miss Cayenne. "Men have been mussing it up for so many centuries, it's a little hard to do anything with it." SOME, ThimGS NEED AT I Vou WAMT THESE oh es X HOHZWROmG SHOE FIX? ortLy Fix for. ES'Dy I WHATSA Shoes MATTER?' - hahaJ P'ay. lhe sax just to kill time." your hands it sure is an instrument of death." I . Well, in mistake -- WNU 2237 W SIIOES COUNT oh es NEWEST HOSTELRY Oar lefefc? is delightfully air cooled during tbe summer month! Radio for Every Room 200 Rooms 200 Baths Man .1 OH Give your bowels a real deanslng with Adlerika and see how oood you feel. Just one spoonful relieves GAS " At and stubborn constipation. Leading Druggists. SALT LAKE'S t His Lucky Day Do you believe in luck? Friend Well, I should say J do, See that fat woman in the big hat and the red dress? Well, I'Sonce asked her to be my wife. G'BVE THE OFFICE Compliments Friend Dees your wife ever pay you. any compliments? Man Only in the Winter.' ' Friend In the Winter? How do ' you mean? Man When the fire gets low! she the grate!".says: "Alexander, - . From WNU Service. and my Rebate "Great Scot, old man, what happened to you?" "Motor accident." "Got run over, I suppose?" "No, I Just met a fellow I ran over once and he recognized me." th nningA half teaspoonful CHEAP TALCUM "There's a slight difference of that," he replied. "My opinion about s for1n-minute- j FETCH jdl ' Eggs in Potatoes-Ea- ke r--. toes. Cut off tops, scoop ters and season v.,th UUer. Salt and a lilt!,. r,r,.,, oughly. HaH fill sheiiTwKJS; to mixture and drop a salt, pepper, a little grated chlS and one teaspoon buiter IlT Put back in hot oven to set egg. J '' v A -- ATTA. BOV- GIVE IT HERE l, flGUSStlOto OUR COMIC SECTION They were very much in love, but there came a day when they had a bitter quarrel and parted, each re- solving never to see the other again. Years passed, and they had al- most forgotten the little love affair, when they met at a dance. The man felt embarrassed, but said, softly: "Why, Muriel!" She looked at him indifferently. "Let me see," she said calmly, "was it you or your brother who used to be an admirer of mine?" "I really don't remember," he affably. "Probably my fath- Tit-Bi- ts kddited i?oiiE : AFTER MANY YEARS er." IT AH LEHI FREE PRESS, LEH1. Osborne Iff U Ml -- MORE PRESSURE i VR' 'm If 1SMJ Evening Up r .Teacher (severely) You arejhalf an hour late this morning. ':"lt Little Boy (who was "kep in,'; then esr, miss. It was late day before) yesterday when,! got homel trary A fr Stories Magazine. APLENTY,-- . What would you do if yoa were m, ray, shoes?" Xnl?AratU,ate n,'sef 'hat'. pair, at any rate."- I had TJIE TFST ' TOO HOTEL -- Amid Dissensions ,v."I understand you are tfToeachef Temple Square ffafes S1.50 to $3 00 vr HVWontt isn't Mr. evPrvUi- of the new singing school." ' isince Jim was I mis Hie. ',,i:'-V""He's a regular sponge. I'll "I started in a teachei," replied haven't seen hide norgoldbricked, Mrs. hair of Try him." to Miss Cayenne, "but now. I'm the get the ten he owes met" meat man not he of "Probably was too well that,' wiUy'ou? "Can't squeeze it out of him, ehT" referee." skinned." R-- pnrre. ioa will always rinn iltti,. aniwwinrly amfWabl-- . thnrwchlT foe umlarata4 why tfca ho"-- tM,Vh','1,T HIGHLY - w u, 1 RfiOMMEriPW Ton ran alae ewfreUte whf murk, of sff f fncflo ' ' '. ERNEST C ROSSITER. MtT |