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Show I Little EHI HIKE PRESS. LEHI, UTAH OUR COMIC SECTION a A Star for You Some of the pleasantest Events in the Lives of Little Men " i Vipard . "And even' hP M . & And So the World Can Read IN TOE DITCH Bad handwriting U generally due to a man being in too much of a hurry to say what he wants to. Go slow: the world can wait The Instability of oar tastes U the occasion of the irregularity of S,sEAT2 AN' 'NnOL'S CAS BSCfaE AM mideet motor Through! it to a stop. big idea of E's Jftta. -- 1 NOT would hop right up in the fve feet. A motor cop .bout.-...:., - ,:f.v S91S3 " the little efct 5 5S7 D.J 2h get even although you could. Tes, and some of the thlags Experience, the "dear teseher," teaches aren't worth knowing. They are Just unhappy memories without a lessoa. There never was aa age thai wasn't the age for young meat with ability. "You say old .nan Green's sight has suffered from attending the movies so much? ' "Yes; he says there's film over his eye." P2ESSED of one of speeding 50 miles f our main high- - j. Sr.Mp 18 ?!2S7 UP - SENSITIVE qciTF : Ma I7 that car oar lives. Way of the transgressor is hard, and not only that, it is expensive to the citizen. awa- y- asked the cop. there's nothing You see. I've t.. ,va hrniDs law-abidin- Viththcc-ar- . province. Atmosphere tqIta this down," ordered "One-eye..iter of word ihrillers. d stealthily across the He and paused. Resting one shop floor hand on the counter, ne usicucu was still as death; you a cough-drop.- " could have heard U this a funny story?" asked "You mean heard fce secretary. drop.' don't you?" and don't 'couch-dro- ue," said the author, "this in a drug store." lary is pital." WITH BEAD ON 7 arg- ' ' " J ( REV i " (T You're 1 Farmer's Wife Our apples are getting pretty sort, Jim. Farmer Just right fer hard cider m' dear. MUST BE TRUE say Harry proposed to you "You .' evening and "Yes, accepted nim. I my! I proposed to and he accepted me. "Oh, day My cam burg- ACCOMMODATING last success don't have to get up early the morning; but before that they do. Some men are more energetic about expressing their opinions than they are about collecting facts to support them. The normal mother is sure of one thing: Her children's In "By the way, did that new chauffeur of yours turn out all right?" "No; and now he's in the hos- the d "Write stood motor regarding car. "Oh, ud, "turn about is fair "What do you mean asked the other man He lows: Beat one egg, add one-ha- lf cupful of water, pinch of salt, and sufficient flour to make a thin batter ; drop by spoonfuls into the stock and cook about ten minutes. If rice is uncooked it should be boiled twenty minutes before be broken. Mr. X. No, the badly well," he play." MORNING HEADACHES "You really don't imagine that girls actually propose sometimes, do you?" "Well, all I know is that during leap year, some girls got married who never got married before. " by that?" who had iAUAT vJERE SKlDOIMCs- OhJ car must THE Wea- hICMOW ICE t For OME THikKS-WELL OU MlcrHT SHUT of--H vedt WHAT THAT TO DO CRASHES! -- It just doesn't give a hoot. Mr. X. DOZEN FOR2S ASPIRIN Start Up and Live Let us start up and live; here come moments that cannot be had again; some few may yet be filled with imperishable good. J. Martl-nea- Tick Log. Annapolis trutx BAYER MbitK' it's just indifferent. What do you mean? 15c FORU Demand and Qet Genuine - Indifferent! Gus Srlc. FOR EARLY Not a Hoot The horn on your Gus WNU Copyright. exclaimed the motor car's "it broke me first." Glou England, Journal. cester, Rich AetrtM one-ha- lf him to "Why," owner, FTtm dumplings are added. to look on. stopped By Irene Chicken Stew Divide a chicken, stew until tender, and remove to hot platter. To the stock add cupful of rice and dumplings made as fol- Turn About ;ed g And Then It's a Habit Men who have made a great nit' got remens-branc- es are those when you didal u. Cure Over Phone. I can't sWn Can you do anything for Voice Doctor. me; sing Press. Hold the phone and I'll you a lullaby. Shebfjygan Osborne e HIGHBROWS "My wife has forgotten how play the piano." "You're to be congrat " "Not so my daughter has just By Doctor 'BUCK WiSH VoU woulP HELP M- E- HELP Mt WIFE To GET F A I To stop IMAGING- - f SLAD 1 PO V WHOT Ol J ( Kl Sr-rrri- T'1 ft TiwmmM mm Spray. BETTER JOB SHE USEC To JUMP UP AT EVERY NOISE SHE HEARD AT boT BURGLAR HI6HT AMD THINK V cqmY USUALLY Jl mAK NOISE ThIAT ROBBERS THE inI VERE V Y house -- 40 Amy from rgreens.Shnibs eta.! i started to learn." wav LEAF Friends In Adversity True friends visit us in prosperity only when invited, but in adversity they come without invitation. Theophrastus. y A FAMOUS DOCTOR nun Dm ASlate yoanf Dr. It V. Plena First Mimko J T' "You say that plasterei wouldn't accept the presidency of the United Dickens! Second Mouse I find encycloped- ias more to my States?" taste! "I should say not. He's been fered the presidency of the union." Just Because A man tnnk hie ornnHmntVi. "to the pictures. After ten min- Mae tL. . .i i oia out. to young , lady wanted 7T"K s(l go complained. "No ou BE TALK n Oi'LL THATS he exclaimed. wonder," haven't turned it down." T I 6 LAP HtK 'BOUT (T TtiLt. 7kirrr LOVE'S YOUNG DREAM HNALL7 COMniMCED HER. THAT THIEVES NOvJ MAKE NO NOIS- EAKOQT THAT' I VMEM ALLS dUlfcl ThinJK'S WE'RE she fnrfr) L- 1- hp.C2 Rack Again VOll loft 4 Via firm rr,A the city. And for 25 years , of- plas-terei- s' WNU rm verv vvorkinS Set money to live in the coun- - ... No Return . . Qo when he Droke ,ih.eir engagement?" UB. cVtn n nung ner engafie" ientrm t0 her right hand and stalkeci 0gu ,, a.a U1U sne What J c hard-(ryl- 1 els vVam E She You know .his is spring time, J ,mmy. He Yes, sweetheart. She Well, do you mind if I practice on you? By Ted O'Loughlin uTPs?ib,e Pssible i lT PnsonerT -- excuse ac?uittinS the 1 could S? sir- twelv- vnsaniiy' o3ru - World-Heral- OFF THE-- "What's the matter up here.' ;nquin The Peda.001" ()ld -- Whj i!6U.e Grammar! (ni8h-ha- t RillherPend.aCC0Unt for teacher) of you're i 1 m Tana a&VCt bird. new cook is a bird of passage ..?;;, . tomorrow. going to leave She s twin ft ate indicated nis - r?!.'' Sl.SO to $3.00 uu ne "Only Vnih:nL'" he chucklnd two n,.re has given Alexander one !,.lths ind hasn't given me Record. Vhitley Weekly "H Tha Hotel Tern pi a 8Ttiara haa highly deairahlti, friemllyll Immacwill alwayafiml and eomfurtahle, hora-fulate, aiifiremely or can t thorou(bl? aarewiil.lx.Voii undxrutand why tbia hotrl lai (I. iyus HOSTELRY Temple Square ;,:-'.- of you? NEWEST 37 HOTEL THE MAKINGS Twin Worries of the twin the bed:'("-t!;e ni:r.Ri'd sounds of ,'ec; :n ar.d hcuty laughter, to mvesti- went 1T 14-- Our lobby la delightfully air cooled during the summer months Radio for Evory Room 200 Room 200 Baths MUST BE THERE t Judge W SALT LAKE'S m At tWentV ne to atforv practiced medlcln In Pa. After moving to Buffila, N. Y., h fxvr to the drag 70 tr.e Dr.(nearly ytaia Pierca't Ftw go) lie PreKTiption. Wonae who anffer from "nerrea," Irriubilitv and dlacora (orta usocitted with (nnctioaal diaturbaacaa hould try thii tonic It atimalatea tha ana thii In turn Incnaaea tha (ntaka of food, helping to upbuild tba body. Boy now I Taba. 50c, liquid $1 00 and SMS. 'Why do you think there Come on, fellow;., let's have game of marblea. Bug a n it?" are bugs "Cause I can hear the ticks." HICIILY RECOMMKNMF.D You can aUo appreciate wbli I fa a mar of distinction to atop at tMi beautiful hoatoiry ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. |