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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHI. UTAH I We've a Date to Sew! OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of 0 Littl JUST A SONG i "I could you say, conductuh, oLi.ge us uy piaving a special num- bah'.'" "Certainly, sir, what is the number you have in mir.d?" "That jolly little thing that goes Let me see now, what is it called' I know: "Vuu will tin J it impossible to achieve the consummation of your v . desires- - in L t" r f.r. -' I , I : .. i! ' this vicinity'." "Did you say a song, sir, or a iecitatiun?" "Darn, boss." said the drummer, "he means. "You can't do that there 'cie'." v..' V. r.r....r...T..Vvj..y,-..- . ' j IB. NO lH'IXiLT if? ML Hubby Don't you think you ought to keep account of your household expenses? Wifey Why? There's never anything left at the end of the week to account for. f I Jjiii I ine I i krrc- - Bie) I 1 I I i of bawlims me AXsAikJ X. II ID I! NOW Mr? FEATHERHEAD WHAT WAS THE wASKl'T A vou BAWLiWGr OQT idea Trap Smoking a cigarette, the small boy advanced upon the ticket office and demanded a half-far- e ticket to .Til.T A OLiT WHEW WE. I HAD COMPANY? I ette? "Kid be blowed!" was the indig- mil II ICEALLVeLL)., -- llKAic E zfdT nant reply. "I'm fourteen." "Full fare, please." Grit ney, Australia). THE LAST I! WOPP I vJELL, Transcript. bel? The People's Servant j Jf (Sid- Of Course Professor I forgot my umbrella this morning. King Arthur How did you remember to forget it? Professor Well, I missed it when I raised my hand to close it after it had stopped raining. Boston IT , V iRD fe Mrs. Green I want to open an account with your bank. Cashier How much do you want to deposit? Mrs. Green Why, nothing. I want to draw out $30. Pathfinder Magazine. Controlling End Mr. A. Our bank has just gone through a reorganization. Mr. B. W'hat was the matter? Mr. A. We found we had more executives than depositors. Auto-mobilit- s. Service EEi ZT " I Ff 'rfty' liJPADE NOICE THAT BE IM THE CAR THIS WiS, HEZ ' Tourist Where will I find the bus for Pumpkin Corners? Native On top of you if you don't get out of the middle of the street. Florida " Times-Unio- L MODERNISTIC S BOY "TOT1! m4 THE "Jones doesn't strike me as literary, yet he declares that he never feels so comfortable as when he is snu;:ly in his library." "Oh, that's not surprising. His bookcase is a folding bed." , B WHAT? rQV I OOO S t? M vVA- L- THAT I bIo"ta go VeZ-- CSOIMct TO GO TO that r woman L sef 1 Jz- r: - I ee; - Attaining Success I am surprised that Parker has made such a phenomenal success ns a weather forecaster. Duff I'm not. Ho threw away all his scientific instruments and depends on his corns to tell him when Pathfinder Magit is going to rain. azine. Chubb Picking His Pieces Mrs. Jones (to handsome caller) Come right in and have a chair. yushlin - Consolation colored Mrs. Johnsing," a physician announced after akinfi Ah has v,ch.nnd's temperature, of him. out fever the knocked. , the excited re- ..T MASTERFUL BARREL "Hoskins, the cook advises me that you were badly intoxicated last "Jflnt and that you were trying to roll a bcrrel out of the basement an this be true?" .Jes, my lord." And where was I during this time?" "In the barrel, my lord. arth Mover. "-- a !ply"h. "r. "No ., f g- -ne anavn.- - . , died cured. ' your m''TW son come back since entering the mov ies. answered "Every summer, Grandma proudly. get we.... "And does he bring his wife with the him, doctor, bu 2 no hope fo ..dcy knovvin of Hp satisfaction 1113 The "Does to visit you v. (B he him? Each time, and they have been three of the prettiest girls you ever saw." Installment Collector No thanks, I'll take the piano instead. Taking No Chances "Why did you refuse an offer to go into moving pictures?" "I'd rather go on," said Miss Cayenne, "imagining what a great r,lar I might have been, rather than risk realizing what a flop I actually was." Correct Teacher In what battle did General Wolfe, when hearing of victory, cry, "I die happy"? Willie I think it Was his last br.t tie. GRACE, before you go you're not in a hurry, are you notice Mabel's slip. Isn't that the one that you were telling the girls about at the club last week, Mabel? and Yes, it's my I'm real proud of it because it fits so smoothly. There's no bunchiness at the waistline or hips it's fitted, you see and yet there's lots of room around the bottom. And do you know how long it took me to make it no self praise, but exactly two hours by the clock. I simply followed the pattern's instruction chart-- as easy to do as to concoct a new dessert. Tie, Buttons, Hat to Match. It would be grand for a tailored diess like mine, wouldn't it, MaBid-Or-- Binghampton. "What!" cried the booking clerk, "a kid like you smoking a cigar- REMONSTRANCE rl Just the thing! Are you off to the Civic League luncheon at the Hall? Your dress made up beauthat aquamarine, tifully in Grace. I'm crazy about it. The idea is swell and the black tie and buttons to match your hat make you look like Mrs. Merriweather herself. Now, now, cut the rave. You is know that my motto. Bye, I'll see you in inch material plus trasting. yard con- Pattern 1970 is available in sizes 36 to 52. Size 38 requires 4V yards of 35 or 39 inch material plus yard contrasting. Pattern 1988 is available In sizes 34 to 46. Size 36 requires 3'a yards of 39 inch material and 1 yard of ribbon for shoulder straps. . Pattern Book. the Barbara Bell Spring and Summer Pattern Book. Make yourself attractive, Send New for practical and becoming clothes, selecting designs from the Barbara Bell patterns. Interesting and exclusive fashions for little children and the difficult junior age; t patterns for slenderizing, afternoon the mature figure; dresses for the most particular young women and matrons and other patterns for special occasions are all to bo found in the Barbara Bell Pattern Book. Send 15 cents today for your copy. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 149 New Montgomery Ave., San Francisco, Calif. Price of patterns, IS cents (in coins) each. well-planne- easy-to-ma- well-cu- WNU Service. t) Bell Syndicate. print. So long . . . Anne, since you like my slip so much, I'll be glad to help you make one like it, if you want me to. That's lovely of you, Mabel, but would that sort of thing be right for a "Stylish Stout" like You should hear George me? when I call myself a "Stylish Stout." He says I flatter myself. That Slenderizing Effect. Leave it to the men! This slip would be especially good for you, Anne, because it's fitted and, George or no George, you look stylish in that dress you're wearingbut you DON'T look stout. The panel in front breaks the skirt line, and the jabot and col" lar do wonders for the It would be grand made up in a flowered print for Spring, A Mil Ei A n UMUMI V DE H'S mj MENTHOL COUGH DROPS HELP BALANCE YOUR RESERVE ALKALINE WHEN YOU HAVE A COLDI IN UTAH AND "Buz-zum.- Anne. That very idea occurred to me. we get together tomorrow afternoon and sew are you game? Come to my house. I baked a batch of oatmeal cookies today. It's a date, Anne, I'll be over in the morning as soon as the kids are off to school. 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