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Show f i a i. I I , IKHI FREE PRESS. LKHL UTAH Tew qJI m Little jUR COMIC SECTION "' On to Success Willi It Comes Boldness in New Ideas; Our Sphere of Friends and Activities Expands be a an indifferent stenographer sometimes never suspects her own gift for CMkery, for dress design, for ability to pick up foreign languages. By thinking candidly about your-aelby being as friendly to yourself as you would be to another, you can eften dra.v up a picture cf yur tastes, abilities, desires and hopes which will astonish you. Take an inventory of yourself, paying special attentio to the things you like but which you have little of in your daily life. Then start putting them into it. From Interest to a Specialty Often we have to begin slowly reading, or finding courses of instruction within our means, or working out a program for ourselves in solitude; but every day something can be done toward the new way af living. It can grow from an interest into a hobby, from a hobby into a side line, from a side line into a specialty. Then comes the day when the unsatisfactory work can be given up (to someone who will find it as satisfying and as absorbing as we find our own new field) and sue cess is at last really and noticeably on its way to us or we are on our way to it. Vitalizes Character Then living begins to be fun. We meet people with the same tastes, not just the chance acquaintances who come our way in an uncon ialesman may A POOR genius at gardening; " Events in the Lives of Little Men J nrinn LlicP A.qULD v. f, HE WAS RIGHT The junior clerk informed the managing director that a lady wished to see him. "Is she good lookirg?" asked the i boss. SAMTA "Yes, sir very." "Then show her up." After the woman had gone the managing director sent for the ju-- I nior clerk. "You're a nice judge of beauty," he remarked scornfully. "Well, sir," returned the youth. "I thought she might be your wife." "She was," replied his employer, Montreal Star. ' IN COLORS I J - urn nun j fan. "So you got a colored chauffeur?" "Yes, Brown." tkw soo Mad t& Put M I aft TOHk. "N tCIU v r O l THE" ClMALLY CAME: COM C L US I Or4 THAT REASOM fug QOHM WAb up FOR. I, MVSELfJ BECAUSE AS I It Looked Suspicious When German troops were evacuating St. Mihiel territory in the last days of the war, the retreat in some I'l I sectors became virtually a rout, with the Americans closely on their heels and frequently in plain sight. One German doughboy, weary, but inwardly happy to be headed toward the Fatherland, tapped his sergeant on the shoulder and whispered: "Don't look now, but I think we're being followed!" Foreign Service Magazine. Quality Wanted AMD HOYi I r?UV HIM while-Pi- ck im AMD CAMDV rioulFEX Mfc-w- By Osfeorn FEATHERHEADS fHE Mil IIS " I 'I ""V. ACT PDC- "WE-- ? 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Mr. Fan Yes; covered only with I I .- A -t STARTING FOR A PARTY By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Mental Case Judge What possible excuse did you have for acquitting that woman of killing her husband? Foreman of Jury Insanity. Judge What, all twelve of you? I I No matter what your age, or your work, yoo can profit from the case of the Dioone Quins, For doctors My thst nerrouiness. constipation, poor appetite, which strike at young and old, iii.e, often result when diets lack a luuicieni mount of the precious Vitamin B. Quaker Osts contains an abundance of this great protective food element. That's why a daily breakfast of Quaker Osts doe us all a world of good. So order by same from your grocer today. I v OljSI Everyone Needs Vitamin B for Keeping Fit Stored to Richly in Quaker Oats IN THE yp "I double pointed baMirona garments with fewer etrokee. Large glaas-imoot- h base ilidea easier. Ironing-tim- e Heats Itaelf is reduced one-thir- d. . , . nse it anywhere. 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Thrown for a Loss SLlRE. up-aw- b:a k chair seats can ba tightened up by washing them in a weak solution of salt water and then drying in the open air. lc-3-- Br Tel O'Loughlin r; h e i rT MEWIfE Associated Newspaper!. THE FORCE FR;THOSE5WH0; y Planning the Installments "Here's my bill," said the lawyer, "Please pay down $100 and $25 a week thereafter for 10 weeks." "Sounds like buying an automobile," said the client. "I am," returned the attorney-Hous- ton Post. PNEY OF That is the most interesting discovery that success brings in its train: those who are living successfully make the best friends. They are free from malice and spitefulness. They are not petty. They are full of good talk and humor. Dorothea Brande in avanly-heat- aOUL0H'T CARE JOR AVTHlMSu I porA'T BOTHER, THEKJ I KNOW MY HUSBAMD - I character. Development of Character Radiators and steam pipes will You cannot dream yourself into be less noticeable in a room if must hammer a they are painted the same color of andcharacter; you one. James yourself forge the walls or wood trim. Ambush Anthony Froude. "How are crops?" Chocolate stains may be re"I'm not worried about them," moved from table linen by sprinksaid Farmer Corntossel I'm just stain with borax, then the ling raising enough to give the pouring boiling water through the sion that I am a simple minded person who will be for linen. some opulent city slicker to take When sending a book through advantage of in real estate deal." the mail cut corners off stiff envelopes and put on book corners. Mechanistic Peril "We are far oeyond the horse and Protected in this way corners will not bend. buggy days," said the economist. "No doubt of that," replied the LIGHTS INSTANTLY K0 WAITI&3 To keep paint fresh in uncovplain citizen. Bera'f the inn that will "mooth your war your atrenfrth day". It will aava "What do you regard as the ered cans fill them to the top with n Ironing do and quick betterirontag-euie- t ...help you the after paint water, stirring of this mechanistic lesi coat. greatest problem at When needed, pour thoroughly. A Real Initant Lighting Iron , , , no heatlnf ra?" with matehea. ..no waitins. Tha off the water with care. "Dodging automobiles." 1 RIGHT. DEAR. ETC THEM Of MEREST genial profession. Having succeeded once, we begin to show a little daring; we try new Ideas more boldly, and our world of friends and activities expands even more. Chances w couldn't even imagine until we got insido our real work turn up on every hand. Best of all, even a small success has a vitalizing effect on CHCT "Excuse me," said the dear old lady, "do those tattoo marks wash oil?" "Can't say, lady," replied the old London gait "I've never tried. " Answers Magazine. 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