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Show LF.Hl FREE PRESS. LEIIL UTAH BIC EXCAGEM EM OUR COMIC SECTION Easy to Crochet Set of Lace Filet ! i Befit SAFETX in Little Hinks presented himself at his upper dentures. "Hullo!" was the cry. accident?" in tiMEP SPINK W HAS ' "Had an Tit-Bit- AIMLESS s :::::: ' SORT let HP i:s- - on ter :he "Isn't Boggs an aimless sort ot chap?" "Aimless? That guy spends half his time wondering what he's go- ing to do with the other half." be Shaky man was fumbling at his keyhole in the small hours of the morning. A policeman saw the difficulty and came to tlu rescue. "Can I helD vou to find the key- l:hole, sir?" he asked. "Thash all right, old man," said I the other cheerily, "you jusht hoi' t the housh shtill and I can man- age." Fifth Corps Area News. Or STREET Clara I have three men engaged to see that I have a good time tor two weeks. Grace You're lucky. I'm engaged to see that three men have a good time for life, and can't figure how I'm to do it. EICTD BE&M v, j A (Copyrleht, W. N. 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You'll SOME HELP want to gather up crochet hook and some string and begin at once on this lovely filet design-pat-tern bas5627 a graceful ket design with flower garlands set off by a cool, open mesh stitch. You can make, in addition to doilies, a buffet set, centerpiece and tray cloth that In string the larger match. doilie measures 18 by 24 inches and the smaller 12 by 12 inches. In pattern 5627 you will find complete instructions and charts for making the doilies shown; an illustration of them and of all stitches used; material require"This boy you graduated is a ments. To obtain this pattern send II good advertisement for you, procents in stamps or coins (coins fessor." "How so?" preferred) to The Sewing Circlo "He acts like he knows every- Household Arts Dept., 259 W. Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y. thing in the world." Write plainly pattern number, your name and address. HIS PATENT W 1 & ir ing yUh 5" L&APE2 CF1SOOP Wco "No," replied. with the wife." "What! 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