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Show nil Until - I riltt rutvv II I TT 4 1 1 1 1 1 i.r.ii i. i OUR COMIC SECTION 4 t hna LJ ft- - TRADING Quilt of Applique Is Popular; Easy to Do HONK! HONK! Events in the Lives of Little Men I JOBS YES, The navigator ana the chief as to who gineer had an argument was the most indispensable in open- 1 00 AMP WfiECTE horns." "Yes!" Well, I dunno whether he hunted fer 'em or not, but one o' them pesky attymobile fellers hit IN THH STARS MOCT 0? THE MAJORS ttJME FO)A erating the ship; whereupon the navigator agreed to take a try at the engineer officer's job and the engineer officer agreed to take the bridge. Aftpr about hall an hour's run navning, the ship stopped and the igator crawled out of the engine-roohatch. His clothing was wet from perspiration, and his features were covered with grease and rime. "It's no use." said the naviga tor. "I can't seem to make the darned thing go again." "Certainly not," said the chief engineer. "We're aground." The Shipmate. "Well, Si. they do say that all are not hunters that blow their 9AALL1DU)M nC 11 8 LOHNIE tt;VJ two chickens and one duck this mornin'." Pattern mine o" You can have good luck tokens around you year in, year out, if you make this Bluebird quilt, and such a simple one it is too, in easy applique, with each bird all You may make in one patch. the birds uniform in color, or colorful vary them by using upthree mascraps. Thus using but ALONG THE SANDS HERMAN N 1191 m terials. Pattern 1191 comes to you with complete, simple instructions for cutting, sewing and finishing to gether with yardage cnari, the of quilt to help arrange blocks for single and double bed size, and a diagram of block which serves as a guide for placcon-- ti ing the patches and suggests nstine materials. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for thi3 pattern to The Sewing Circle Department, 82 Eighth New York, N. Y. 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"Well, Your Honor, I found him in Trafalgar square throwing his into a fountain and walking-stic- k on Nelson's Column lions the urging to go in and fetch it." Stray Sto- I1 . i SmL H am -- Ms" .A "Ah 'species he ain't no Lm. rJ . IS FOP REMT?J r:..A Tfr IT - ' fT wiuu. SlOrM V I1 I Uffl tH r 1 PO THE. L , 17 i d Physician's Wife Now, my dear, you must positively forget shop if you are going into society with II 1 V . TW W Ti IM V Uh; U i t kidneys ar constantly matter from the blood stream. But kidneys sometimes lag in their work do not act as nature intended (ail to remove impurities that retained. poison the system when Then you may suffer nagging back ache, diziincss, scanty or too frequent urination, getting up at night, puffiness under the eyes; feel nervous, misera. ble all upset. Don't delay? Use Doan t Pills. Doan's are especially for poorly functioning kidneys. They are recommended by grateful users the country over. Get them from any druggist. , sTf . 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Ostentation of Wealth "Ostentation of wealth is something which good taste always avoids." "Especially," said Senator Sorgdishum, "when the subject under cussion happens to be a campaign fund." Who's Lifetime? "But you guaranteed that this watch would last me a lifetime." "I know but you didn't look very healthy the day you bought it." Lewiston Journal. I I .TS I i.MWtiHiiiii-"- 2inKt IP 11 v see That JfHEF 2;-Z- - Z: '0. i I NV COKAIM6 DONt iPIOrA'f STOP-- Tlfcsfc? ms SAvJ r Temple Square fuE;E - r- - STOP AUP MAV To fe- O- Stop Hotel Th She No; but I'm sure I could by me. holding a mirror up in front of Trople Sqaare h thoroughly .(,r,f.bl..oucanjhre. foro under.tnd HIGHLY RECOMMENDED You can Uo pprecUte wnyi of dittineiion loatop If a a mark thim beautiful hoste.Ty ERNEST C. ROSSITER. Mgr. HER DEDUCTION . WNU W 32- -36 ! i "1 hear tiiat Grace is to marry a rich man fifty years of age." e "How foolish! He is twenty-five year. years too old and twenty-fivoo young." OH, SPLASH! VAVS Tell Rates Sl.S0fo$3.QO ever read "Lpoldng Ba"d-o- u NO HARNA SUPPOSE slow CAME To COCKIER S r -- WAS DRNiNG l.nlcrK.1 j- WAS NO LIGHT MANY I s- 1 i ic ovnniciitp? "O, lovely! 1 think that dressmaker of yours could make a clothes - prop iook graceiun -- Al V s-- " in lggEjF-- "A3 v3 f I II,1;". pinsiBY OF THE FORCE j The successful person is a healthy person. Don't let yourself be handicapped condition, by sick headaches, a sluggish other dangerous stomach "nerves" and signs of Wei AM DOLLARS & HEALTH A... ( over-acidit- mmm h pi5oiyiM X He Ves, give swimming for a dollar each. 1 MILNESIA FOR HEALTH .1 les-..,,- know a fellow who is will ol pay for the privilege lessons. me swimming iins4 She to mi; I of magnesn Milnesia, the original milk acids, stomach in wafer form, neutralizes elimination. Each gives quick, pleasant of wafer equals 4 tcaspoonfuls milk |
