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Show I. FHI " SURE BAIT FREE l'ESS ! rUJ IT4H j ' 1 ,1 , OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little i I n Jl Tew & Little Smiles. GRATEFUL OTHCRWISa AND There are men who are grateful when some other man takes a liking to them; and there art men who think that is their due. Mai SIR ISAAC COT THE BREAKS Frank Wonder why Bill Diggs married that old dried up lookin' woman for? she is immensely Bob Well, wealthy and he had to marry her in order to keep the wolf from the door. Frank Well, why don't he hang her on the front door knob. DEAD The teacher was trying to impress on the children how important had been the discovery of the law of gravitation. "Sir Isaac Newton was sitting on the ground looking at a tree. An apple fell on his head and from that he discovered gravitation. Just think, children," she added, "isn't that wonderful?" The inevitable small boy replied: "Yes'm, an if he had been settin' in school lookin at his books, he wouldn't have discovered nothin.' " Santa Fe Magazine. n BROKE PHOTOGRAPHY lfeTflopsd IX Leautlful nlr(mnt Wlsconila fhotMhop, Boll m.ll.r. t your rail Ho. or ilu from Went (Salrm, WU. AGENTS Want Severs! Hfprnratallvn, WI and appoint others. Ladlea' knit goods line. Low. eat prices Gorgeous styles. Pays well. DANISH CIDDAP! KNn ilNU WOKkM. Minneapolis. HOUSEHOLD I. A DIES ma Honey. Repair your own Book china. practical Instructions only SI CON NAN TO., 11(1 . W. tells you how WASHINGTON7, PORTLAND, OKKOON. tare "That fellow sure made plenty of his day.'' "Well, he doesn't look very prosperous now." "No; the authorities discovered his counterfeiting outfit about five years ago and he's just out ot jail." money in MlLKOFMAGNESWj NONETASTY "Jim Haytossel says as how he alius pays as he goes." d "Well, if you'll notice he's most of the time." MODERN METHODS HEARTBURN? chair-boun- W7L i J)l (OoprrleM, W. V. IV) w"'v, THE FEATHERHEADS "Why did you order all our furni ture repaired and polished? It doesn't need it." "I know it doesn't need it but the repair man will call for it and de liver it at our new apartment and the whole job will cost less than it will to hire a moving van." THIS IS OfJE nksmT CAM DEVOTE" OU To READIMC5 (So INKS- To CAT CM LIP OM I'M W - OH, FELIX will You RUKl UP ) AMD GET MY ADDRESS- ;( - NO MOVIES NO BRIDSE-H- BooK FROM My O CHORES CoRRES RQWDGkICE All Write By Otborne JlllllJll'lHiUnuuumj, To DO DRESSER 2 I REMEMBER. CAM DOROTHY'S " NEvjET? X , So? rf 7 NUMBER A cross-countr- 1 LlUillV IIIC VIIUICJC nun. right idea ol it, commeniea me businessman. "How's that?" inquired a neighbor. "They don't care who runs the country so long as business is good." iMKr-AM-- OM DEAR THIS PEM IS AND EMPTY -- turtle doves?" "I should have said 'snapping tur ties'." TAKE MILNESIAS Right Idea Intellectual Demand "Do you find an intellectual terest in politics?" "Decidedly," answered Miss "Didn't you say before we were married that we'd get along like a warning. Your stomach is on a strike. 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"It requires more study to score an election from start to finish than it does to koop the run of contract bridge." jf More Grief The Original Milk I'll surely be glad when that Bill i exam is over tomorrow. Tom Oh, didn't you know it had been put off till Thursday? Bill Till Thursday? Good night! Do I have to remember all this stuff for three more days? at Magnealm Watt Worth Trying Can you instill a taste for good literature in one who hasn't it? The Usual Fee First Doctor Then we decide not rr to operate? Second Doctor Yes. What do you think we ought to charge him for deciding not to operate? Ship News Tea Uu8hl!l i - OUfta Applicator LEAF H W. FASTHER Burning and itching Relieved by Cuticura Leave on Absence The records abound with grateful letters of praise like the following. Name and full address are printed to show that Cutioura letters are IN PRACTICE "A physician says that yawning is caused by an under supply of fresh air. "That's right also by an over- supply of hot air." In His Own Language judge entered the street car. "How are you this morning, judge?" "Fine, fine; and how are you?" "Fare," answered the man in uni A HYPNOTISM ill Eczema in Big Watery 'Bumps make a sensation of it. He I wonder if you realize what "ve really is? She Do I? Well, I ought to. I've "ad three divorces. av "BLACK Reporter It is report- FINNEY OF THE FORCE s makes Mil JUST A GO MUCH DASH IN FEATHERS.. N JUST RIGHT ed, Mr. De Swell, that you were seen yesterday strolling on the deck with your wife? Mr. De Swell Yes, I was with my wife. But for goodness sake don't f-- form. Hasn't Aged a Bit (doing the honors) that is a portrait of my Host And i genuine beyond question. "My eczema began with an Itching on my hands, arms and feet, and when I ncratched, big, watery bumps came. They burned and Itched so, that I scratched and Irritated the affected parts. It worried me so I could not sleep. "I had this eczema for five years before I started to use Cuticura. 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