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Show AH LEW FREE PRESS. LEHL IT , WRONG NUMBER I - - JUST THAT - j I Minister's Son Invents Invisible Ear Drum H ' W u - . -me4 s.ju t.f ii, ' U:t Rev. A. 1. Lfonard, D.Ii f,,- - HiuriT years secretary of the 1'., r'l of I',,r. eiga Missions or the M. 'h,.":ivt i:, copal Church, for his ,,,v.n relief by A. O. I OUR COMIC SECTION Lonard, a u i. from extreme deafni-v- a''d i.t-- noises, has so Um, .r..v,-,- l i,'. can jmn h, any r.li. Hearing mat ,, cary conversation, ,t and bear without dii'i. u!;,. L'",Htl. a give and has proy.-- to many people. N'ntt. f, T to A. O. Inc., s.:i!. ;o Fifth avenue, Ne.v York ci' a ivr. gn-atl- Events in the Lives of Little Men !- 'i:! -' -- IjA 1 ff She called !in an were v,.' c lie YOUR MOTHER FAS btEN CALL! MO an;;;-!- iiiitrrk-.- l I V.uiiw I ili l. HOME: tmt t a It il 1 1:1 ds5H fit BF U55 . : get-tin- ;r H lUpyp- U&VJF V)IT) 1llI.rVLli1. - iT M en The lirst recorded airy.,,::, a Madame a Tihe, na'ie i,P "Don't you think I've improved In l'raiiic. . my playing?" llearins of the "I don't know; sometimes I tninK ''lit .if ballontii.-- t the times other and you have improved 'd failures to g a obtain lu I suspect that maybe I am just '"in:i;inIon for his lliirhts, he v., !,.,(, used to it." 'r'.l to dN.-..:- J If 4 NoiM". to I'lv as More Courajioous 'Hu for voo.iftzL AK 0 First Woman i 008? Bill , tr of rnistiiki'ii iilfiitily. Hill. Tom Say! bought a trombone. , Y?0 r3ETTEC you . J J I F SJ eem?voorpa M ITH I T II iH il .than - :flc accompany him. Tld sli,' n .Inly 4, ITS-- , in a balloon e;L:ie, tj, ' ''luv tave." which :ise. inleil at p "!is in tlie presence of rojahj. I,; JUST PRACTICING m , Som In mrt. tad ; --Mer BOYS! GIRLS! Of Head the Crape Nuts ad in another column of this paper and learn how to join the Dizzy Dean Winners and win valuable free prizes. Adv. Business Is Master Make thy recreation s.mmh :hy business, lest thou heconi. ilave to thy recreation. Ouarle V.'.tT, 18 Gerr ..iter : find tig ti -- t0 Pi l! It l-- lieur you've (Jonna tiike les I bought ?re. soldi KO: It In AND IF YOU HAVE TO he : to SEAL THEIR Tom r :ry trombone In Bill Yea! Yuh see, the clmp In the next apartment to us lias Just bought a saxophone. A ? FLAVOR tl: "Oh, Blanche! Grace is calling for help. She must be drowning." "Just make your mind easy. Grace is practicing up for those this sumhandsome THE CUSTOM life-guar- ds mer." i IF YOU WANT GOOD PRESERVES YOU HAVE TO SEAL THEIR DELICIOUS FLAVOR IN TIGHT. to IN TIGHT YOU HAVE TO USE CH GENUINE PE KO He EDGE JAR RINGS. THAT'S ALL StCO! THERE IS TO IT! 1 NO PUZZLE THE FEATHERHEADS 0 NspPr W attorn A Hit With the Kids Ur c; tas L 0 t by .Mer, Du! inred Mng jber," il ani 1 kno This the iter's, : less .! don hf r," how "Mary has the clearest complex- "Hurry up with the change." "What's your hurry?" "I want to get It before you mark the prices up." THAT'S struc' "Yes, you can easily see through It." ::ensiv UNITED STATES RUBBER (See mister our. lost THE BALL You KtpS FMD CAKi'T all rkskt HERE'S" A COUPLET SOCK AT iV v ' DOLLARS FOR A SOME NEW ONE IT ANN PLACE x f BOY! IP '. V NAA,KVT - J Gee -- A I'LL 1 SAVJ coupla MORE 6UVS like hum rfer BALL - ,- hang f I JViSore, Irritated Wherever it is s surface-free- ut w hus-ban- felic ;de It w .at Skin .sn't t .'er t however brokenths apply soothingi I i Rk mt e tinat The 1 and eoed the his si to IN THE FAMILY ' co Of Kesmoi "That woman has driven her d nearly insane with her extrav-- ; agance." "He was dippy about her before he married her." Aunty Are you going In for higher ibrancbes after graduation? Sweet Grail Yes; I'm going to marry the nmihenintlcs professor. ly CI n UFRE'S RELIEF t not fatl i jar rubbers OKAy. skinWav 5lT "THE :ty. is 8ti Edge Pe-K- o f That's COMPANY MM Stabs labber Products, Ik. 17M Irwdwr, Ntw Tort. It. T, Ism K BEFORE AND AFTER GOING th )a ion in the world. G ssocla JUST LIKE HER f SO-- iF f I SHE THlrJKS SBT AWAY WtTW THAT SHE -- r IS" SADLV MISTAKEN SUE IS By Ted O'Loughlin By Wfattrti A NtwipKr ARE The successful person is healthy son. Don't let yourself be handicapped by sick headaches, a sluggish condition, itomach "nerves" and other dangeroM The Payoff Union Se-z- . L AM I t signs of Ji 01 "The; DOLLARS & HEALTH FINNEY OF THE FORCE " re Mt a,'" 1 He v :t foi en s mebc a a to over-acidit- y. 1 tj on iat t: I'LL,, SOtr4y TO ' "Don't you know it's wrong to fight, little boy?" "No. There ain't a pacifist in our :ondet fititut l Ju f family." OH, WAITER toe ! MILNESIA FOR HEALTH Why do you want the diamond removed from this rin? It's a Jeweler perfect stone. Tolly draft Well. I've broken my with Mr. Stone and It' against my principles to keep the ring V engagement JT. V a Milnesia, the original milk of magnesi acids, in wafer form, neutralizes stomach Each gives quick, pleasant elimination. A c "ffhc e Civ ratio mag- wafer equals 4 tcaspoonfuls milk of here. 20c,35c&OOc e very ncsia.Tasty,too. SOMEBODY WAS sta hi 3 illlln; e bpf ilersi a ? lies irhooi W.NU-- W !lf a Jible Tdlrif e R A ZT a Tooth f pe"Thef?. M oH WEAHt 1000 FER $ WHAT IS J Tf Oj'-THAT'S MY ' J roUtV cp i Be Sure They Properly n .1 Ueanse trie diow breakfast?" "Pro j DIET NOTE '"hO are constantly Jjjjj matter from th VOUR kidneyt Ting waste itream. But kidneys sometime ilaflj not act as n their work- -o to remove impunUes tended--fail when ptoion the system , hen you rnay suffer nagging Ng " ache, dizziness, scanty , at urination, getting up n,gh mi under the eyes, feel nervous, bit! all upset. pills. w '''tfc 17 Jit V Ji V," He So you went to see Hamlet. Do yon think he was mad? She I'm afraid so; It was an awfully poor house. Couldn't Take It say, lane. Isn't It time the baby tniil. 'Daddy'?" "No, John. I've deeldul not t te blm w ho you are until lie gets stronger "1 "Mary had a little lamb" "Well, what's the rest of the com- bination First lr rompi Wnt: 'l'l:e ( iJn't, ayer. "tlzen 'mis ir a Ufa. s 111 The Don't delay? U.J5oaM ;unC. P";ceoin. Doan'f are espec.ally tioning kidneys. mended by.grate M over. je HiKMi Boarder-W- e're going to have a feast tonight. I heard Mrs. rat telephoning for an extra slice of beef liver. V luir forget it. Shes , Just taken in three new boarders, ' j Lountry 't Ik , i,- 1 BiivtnruBQm "I |
