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Two beings dwell within us; one active, busy, absorbed In the duties and pleasures of this world; while the other is sadly and dreamily living In the past, treading with tears the former paths, stopping to remember a look, to pursue a shadow. WATCH RED INK IT? W PAINT Ii la a GRIEF Bug Autolst How lucky? I can g gome gasoline at this garage! riTKO 77. IS i 1 ToF THOSE TAKE ther hM ' ma whit.: rait 0 from mvai of ttr--a !W l nKwa water r. 'e essiwmssw rsns' a mmsL. wwm, is chal &ws J 8 Oecejj HIDE: IK P THEI.sU.BA.iM EC Here a tekinj powder, tried, leited and used exclusively by experts. leal 'rath. VHC Ira? n Wifey Iteally? And are we golnf to be rich and have a car and Hubby We can't have a car and be rich, too, my dear. 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THE VERY IDEA "lly htibaud Is so Jealous.'' "How absurd." "Why, Isn't yours?" "Of course not." "How humiliating." 1' " . ' Jf 1 ft GtiiCC 'I A j "He's entirely too familiar." "He Is that. In fact, he's a fresh fab !" J s& sS ... le 2-- T Mrs. Youngbride (telephoning It's a Big Place I want you to send me two Teacher Bobby, do you know the pounds of beefsteak. Grocer What kind would you like? population of Chicago? Bobby Not all of them, Miss Mrs. Youngbride I'd like It rare, we've only lived here three Shaw, please. JUST A CHANCE fUMPTnllM"? low i tho Bitter End My motto is: What 1 Is worth doing well. I notice that when you of yourself. Saves Time tOiKi' EKJNVTHI BUT- - PocToR, AFORE Sex "do comet bi rdly WOT OILL SHTOp IKI To PLEASE HER Ol'M ALL TH' ler. C?1'M SO r 0:! the ? r J WUV ts. eBIl'i A Standing Diagnosis OF THE FORCE To Mr. Snap worth doing Mrs. Snap make a fool . f |