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Show PHI. LEH1 FREE PRESS IT4H ''QUOTES77 justly OUR COMIC SECTION Stolen Dollar FraLk COMMENTS ON CURRENT TOPICS BY Retuj After 30Jrari;Plin Leroy of Iowa, thought little !.,. he lost a money t,eit c u""-- 1 M single aoiiar wmi? navy 30 years ago. Hut tht nay lie received a letter from mate, now living , Phii.j.."i k' Pa. It contained fiv. the shipmate vrote, the Daragraphs m he stole In 1905, ihe btlow ore not necessarily concurred teres t. this newpaper, by the editor of Leroy said: "U for eolne straight WAR'S MENACE rf.. 111 five him a break Bt VI SCOOT CECIL and k ... America no f less his name." .,.i..nt in iiati'w, IllLt In Europe, are preparing for . f.ira monev is at the iuriuer for armies, present tin tiding "Pnt be- navies and a;r forces than ever Moreover. ont In neacetime country, In defiance of all gr--at launched a treaty obligations, has war of conquest against anomer. contest which nnisnea 1 tiH ra ttl - ins ) b war to end war w ro drifting toward another world catastrophe worse even than hi the last. Can nothing be done to Intentions prevent It? Certainly good LANTERH and pious aspirations are not enough. nations - v"ni with tkTT No doubt the peace-lovinbnTlianc It liirhti But will wish to remain at peace. found three and you we found in 1914, 7on.nM ,u 'very oolaoi. (arm, hqnung. fuhimrL" our wishes on,mim."tm years later, that in spite of war. into " L we were driven Colemu Lamp, ft makM b from wgolar buoIIim. U'i . JT big v2o What happened then may nay, will happen again unless we take m7 coll ruder adequate steps to prevent It. THE COLEMAN LAMP AND STOW NATIONAL CHARACTERS J Events in the Lives of Little Men 1 1 j LOST? IZJ - -I- I f SiSTEK WlLlf SC.-- CtW.A VJECii AFTER TEpj, Vf56 H S J -- The teacher was telling his class ibout the c'THjau of Alexander the ('rwU. bad conquered "When Alexander India." he said, "what do you think he ild? Do ypu thir.k he gave a great least to oelebraie bis triumph? No; ie sat down and wept." The children seemed a little disappointed at this childish exhibition od ihe part of the hero, so the teacher continued: "Now. why do you think Alexander wept?" Up went a little hand. "Well. Tommy ?" said the teacjier. Please, sir." said Tommy, hesitatingly, "perhaps he didn"t know the ay bac k." Tit Hits Magazine. t s PLAYING THE GAME ruv-- o g . PRESENT AMERICAN ECONOMY Ity SECV. HE.MtV A. WAI.LACK IKltE Is as much need today for a Declaration of Independence as there was for a Declaration of Inde- i & f,-- tH rn- T vS:r'',K Fnttior Vou have bwn running ahead of your allowance, John. Son know It, dud. I've been hoping for a Ions time that the allowance would strengthen up enough to overtake me. TIME OUT 1 FINNEY OF THE FORCE l SARGeHoW Come Two CRootcS ffoT I (WAL-- GOT AWAY FROM K OI J ALMOST THOSE: 'CM 'J lr JVstSl 01 Wux JiST jz4 (T I ; A Fast One " j GONMA FlRE AT Trt' WAN MUS- - Trt' OTHER ,Mlf4 IM ( WELL-A- AM' WE Do WATCH . " LL TTA 1 SPlLEP j " r FER. iP She Knew at Six! Little Hetty was Koin to have her first party. The occasion was her sixth birthday. "Now, Hetty dear," said her mother, "I want you to ask anyone you like." Retty looked thoughtful. "Then 111 ask Uncle Dick, Uncle Fred, Grandpa, " Auntie Freda, and "Wait a minute, Getty," she said. "They are all elderly people." "I know," said the child, "but they have the most money:" New Expentes "Do you find that money collected direct from government has improved your circumstances?" "I dunno," answered Farmer "I'm tryin' to enjoy It. I find that evening clothes cost a heap more than overalls." i Corn-tosse- Ki I r"tS S Yex J fSLL IF A CAR BE? SoiM( -- TOO r? PAST? X " r CAR WILL f .5 J - 1FWE CAM'T KETcH What a Relief! "Is that Peabody, Finchley, LonR- worth, and Fitzgerald." "Yes, this 1s I'eabody, Finchley, and Fitzgerald." "I want to speak to Mr. Smith" Monctou Transcript. ) Long-wort- ARREST Trt' "DROJvR. f V O' QST YEZ I Prli l. Two for On Game Warden I,ook here, this Is a last year's hunting license. THE FEATHERHEADS Early to Rise Felix! iTi to uc - - nE ur i "" mm pendence In 1T7C. The typical New England farming community of the Eighteenth century was 03 per cent economically independent of the rest of the nation and the world. The r.'st of the colonies might have suddenly disappeared, and the community could continue to function. Of how nmny communities In America could that be said today? Merely to ask the question is to answer it And if farmers, with the help of government, should today achieve even a 50 per cent economic as comnared with their present 20 to 30 per cent, the result would be the starvation of many millions In our cities. A change of this sort might be brought about slowly, but brought about rapidly it would prove a catastrophe. stand forth as the determined foe of Imperialism, of that spirit of aggressive expansion and annexation that characterized the old r order and which was fondly thought tv have been killed In the World war but is again showing its horrid head in world affairs. No, the message of Armistice day Isn't forgotten. Long live the League of Nations! FOREIGN INVESTMENTS HERE By JOSEPH P. KENNEDY T7NGI.AND is a great buyer of Out in the Wooda shot is heard. Mt Ile.v. Jen". Wit-W- hat do yon want? Nit Are you all right' Wit-Y- I 1 r1 MIB Nwmts GsT UP Nit-T- lit . 17 . I I J OX LET up ON A SuV I ill KtT So J I REALLY DO ERlUfr SUM SHINE tf.To a i VoiiR fi SsTTiN IXL SAY ME UP EARL EVERY 60 MORNINS-f- To 1 guess O here till I I shot a bear! Finitheo . aftNerV,nnn(Wllh WORK r es. hen attempts) -- m Tsn-f i MMlto8ee a barber Wl? and whisWo " yours? i. So We've Noticea man flirt is usually the duller kind of company for other men. And bake that Holiday Cake with the famous ion AT SALT LAKE'S NEWEST HOTEL Temple Square Rates $1.50 to $3.00 The Hotel Temple Stniare hat a highly desirable, friendly atmosphere. You will always find it lmnii-ulat. aupremely comforlabli-- ano thoroughly agreeable. You can there-loUi hotel understand why this HIGHLY RECOMMENDED You can also appreciate why t'l a mark of dittinctlon to (top e, re . ai this beautiful hostelry ERNEST C ROSSITER, Mgr. DRUG STORE, FIRST ef?hr IS COOLING JO THE TASTE! gta. "Ton Advancing Ideal. anig Btore?,, Yes ho. How Is your dauRhter pro-ro- ln In music?" Well." replied Mr. Cumrox. thlnk r taste Is Improving, she , L songa not to sing them." ..n Hrd ,0 Co"inc, o' those people that never knoll when they're whipped?" "I nm not. ?! t ...i.- . , la town," 1 , HOSTELRY Onr lobby la delightfully air cooled daring the summer montlu Radio for Every Room 200 Rooms 200 BathB hit this ball Caddie-W- eel. ye can get some Uher ladd e o hand yer sticks, for this is ma bath nicht I M A buJi?SerTSn ttt I V awful they toj on me wn haircut and share A aaa pre-wa- The Customer beautiful, clear night, isn't it?' '"ies. all thP starfish are out." r 1 v U"And.0il. FAITH IN THE LEAGUE By GE. JAN SMUTS 'TVIE league is not moribund or on its last legs, but only finding Its feet, only beginning its career. Henceforth more and more it will and while France and other nations of Continental Europe are doing most of their business Hunter (thinking fast)-W- el! with England, they now are beginyou're right, but you see I'm only at ning to swing to America. Fronr 15 to 25 per cent of birds I missed last year. shooting the volume on the London Stock exchange Is In American securities. Still to Come There Is very great' confidence Bllly-W- hat you drawing. Jimmy? abroad in the American situation Jimmy A dog. and in the belief that conditions F.iliy lint where'g Its tail? are Jimmy Ob, that's still iu the Ink so secure here th.it this Is much the better place to keep money. bottle. Franco is snil struggling with the problem of devaluation and industrial JUST GAZING AWAY pmnts are suffering, but the people are bitterly opposed to It. Laval Is mak ins a brave effort to save the day and his stature has increased all over Europe, The leaders of both business and politics abroad feel the American recovery accomplishments are reraark- - "A Dept. WU150. Withlta, K.n. Chlcaeo, 111.; PhiladeipbiaTp'a WRIGLEY S :rfect gum' CLASS |