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Show LEHI FREE PRESS. LEHL UTAH Sally Sez IS AND Jl Feuj OUR COMIC SECTION Little AMBIGUOUS She was a very beautiful young daughter with a Lead of bloude curls that people are forever complimenting. Naturally, the mother has become a little regarding her child's looks. The other day the two of them boarded a I.ee road bus and the mother put a dime in the box. Said the conductor: "The little girl's fare." "Yes." returned the mother complacently, "Un't she?" Cleveland n fJHAT WAS IF t YOU l22lk' I i .4 cm 0 Eretits in the Lives of Little Men D 1 Colonel South Sambo, It's just a wrong to gamble when you win when you lose. Karnho Yassnh. Co'neL vassuh. Immortality Is Jes' as great but de lo convenience ain't I J 21 J SooM W 6$x HAVE G ' MORE AND FUNNIER s C?U 'A! NT ffl IsA absent-mindedl- careful peipU il fat prxiacU at the to bay, lilt Wt, Plain-Deale- TWt aaalltr U oo karaaae. JVy'r aa to stead ti UC LETS PATH.ONIZK HOME INDU8THI. NO BON-U- S LJ Dover, Delaware planned by William Penn lu 1683, It was not until 1717 that Dover, Del., was laid out. Penu designed It to be the most Important town of the county of Kent. In 1722 the state house, later the state capital and today the oldest edifice of its type in public use in the United States was built. In subsequent years Dover's "Green" came to be surrounded by handsome homes. Through the intervening decades these home have slowly developed into museums of high standing, with their furniture, their fittings and their art THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY baying InUrmoanUtn Bud Jom help hoild the intermwantain rantry nceiTa f rasher goods adp grre anployateat to mors Internum n tain peopU, and help in lariat; foundation far mora ad Ursat manufacturing industrial In Uta tntenaoantain country. Fatur continaad prosperity of tha intcrmoantain ooairtry depends npon your baying intarnaantaia Br aria morckandiaa. HAROLD V. McCOT. Gooding. Idaka. Silver Center of Persia Ispahan, the old capital, Is undoubtedly the most Interesting city In Persia. Although its population has declined from some 600,000 la the Seventeenth century to a mere third of that figure, the palaces, golden-dome- d mosques and gardens associated with its former splendor are still standing. It Is the silver center of Persia. NEXT YEAR GO m Westminster A Real FeeH Johnny, age six, had been the guest of honor at a part the day before and one of his little friends was regarding him enviously. "How was It?" he asked. "Did you have a good time?" "Did I?" was the emphatic answer. "I ain't hungry yet!" Elusive Candor "Remember," said the pompous attorney, "that you are expected to tell nothing but the truth." "I'll try to do sc," answereu the timorous witness. 'But I won't know how far I have succeeded until you have gotten through with the A VTM Refining Service Stations in Utah and Idaho Fish Can Taste The taste in fishes is seated in of the t)t mucous membrane sense of mouth and offers a fair discrimination in the selection of food. The membrane is sensitive well out to the edge of the mouth and not confined to the tongue and mouth cavity. fC I II I Per week will be psid lor rd article the best Intar meuatain made Goods' Similar Send year story la prose or terse to tntermeantain Praducta Col umn, P. O. Bos IUI Salt Lake City. If te a bo re. your story appears this eemmn you will Mire chock far T7 So - $3.00 Must Know Science of Mining Mining, to be successful even in small degree, requires knowledge of geology, metallurgy and experience, which cannot be acquired in a short space of time. Have to Take It "You got to be a good listener dese days," said Uncle Eben. "Taln't no use to talk back to a dIo set." An Average Family in U. S. The average family in the United States, eompriae 4.01 individuals. 1 VEZ SAID SEP J0 IT SO SINCE HE7. foiME OI4 YER. HANDS, VEZ MOlSHT Stop THAT WHISTUM' AMD STUART To O.EAM SO MUCH HAVE -- PEP 7v yj J , j RED LIGHTS ON I J A Good Imagination Schoolmaster Now, Willie, If the earth's axis is an imaginary line, can you hang clothes on it? Willie Yes, sir. Schoolmaster Ha, ha. That's good. And what sort of clothes, Willie? Willie Imaginary clothes, sir. Does your In his alimony? Mrs. Free No, Indeed. I've threat- ened to go back to him instantly If' he did. Mrs Quest ever get behind , MUSTS AND DON'TS Ol -KiM STiLL HEAR .!vmJir-r- i n. eubii flj rJHo'5 1 THINK TEZ. MOl&Hi STOP IT WHIL& Its . "It's a long iane that has "Squared another somebody,' eh?" no turning'." grudge against n I in n t I'lV ' v sr- 1.1 H. W. REHERD. D.D., Pres. n.) HAVE -- ." Beaot'.ful 40 acre campus. Modern Bnildings and Equipment. High Scholarship, Strong Character and Social development. Special Mnsie work for credit. Physical education. Law Cost Tuition, Board and Boom In regulated home-lik-e dormitories. Government jobs for needy and worthy students. (ft O IP VEi MUCH JJjSJlTYl -- Junior Coilega At 400 Utah Oil fishing: Bug 1 don't see why you are con-- j tent to travel so slowly, Mr. Snail Snail Well, I've never received ticket for speeding. One Thing at a Time FINNEY OF THE FORCE SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH "Coconut" Spanish Name The coconut gets its name from the Spanish word coco, which means the face of a monkey. The word is applied because the three eyes on the coconut are so placed that a resemblance can be noted between it and a monkey. your GREEN LIGHTS SO WHAT Chosen is uncertain. Ethnologic-all-y, they are unlike Japanese, Chinese or Mongols. In featurei they frequently resemble Europe-an- s, even in coloring. on The weather was fine." "Yes. College Hie Natives of Chosen The origin of the natives of luck Cat Why are you going to get another home? Dog Cause the people I live wltn are vegetarians, that's why. TO 1 "Have any trip?" II" I H t III II f psyi "No waste now, ma, no waste. We'y all got to save." "You attend to your business. Th only things I throw away are and egg shells." tea-leav- es Waiting List The young couple was talking over finances and the husband remarked: "Won't it be wonderful when we're out of debt" "I'll say," returned the young wife, '"I've got a whole list of things I'm going to charge when that day comes." Indianapolis News. TOODLE-O- (0 Wtm Kwappr Oaloal By Ted O'Loughlia. you C WaivWni Nwtpftvr Unit "DiDM'T like a man who quotes poetry?" "Well," replied Miss Cayenne, "he is usually better than one who relies on original conversation." and Far Away By Oftbomft THE FEATHERHEADS Preference "Do i4 HR1: ffOlMS OliTOF VNMT ) O HEAR You SPEAK To BiHY I'D UKE To HE OWES M& : - bucks; r I t well-th- is is mo KACE To UM A AMD PERSON BESIPES, IF HE HAP IT, I SUSS HE'P Mexican Imbroglio What do you think of the Mexican Imbroglio? Guest Well, I confess I like our fruits best Pathplain finder Magazine. "Ever have that all gone feeling!"' "Yes, and It sometimes comes as a pleasant relief after you're been glr PAY IT . i. M Host Ing a party." His Specialty "Why did you break your engage- ment with Tom?" "He deceived me. He told me he was a liver and kidney specialist, and I found out that he only worked in a butcher shop." Stray Stories Magazine. Weakening "What would you do If a man kissed you?" "Scream. But I'm terribly hoarse today." Lustige Kolner Zeitung. JhE ou wTv r Domestic Success Woman My daughter is taking a course in domestic science. Friend How Is she making out? All right, In Infer. She Woman writes that she just made the scrub J r HO1 DIP H r l a 1 . V7 nK I C I L I I lOOKEP, THE OTHER, WAY j WE" WHEN7 CAME: J IM J team. WW Learned It at School Girl Friend How die" you happen to uecoinp a chiropodist? Hi. I always was at Chiropodist'he foot of my chii at school so Just uitunilh drifted In this profession triiidinl 9 WHiira Nipipr ObIm T 1 "' 1 Tr rtr iniiarmi umirifiiniriiiiiniiai t |
