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Show LEW FREE PRESS. LEHI. Sally Sez in AH THAT'S SOMETHING CAP AND OUR COMIC SECTION D Events in the Lives BELL D of Little Mai THANK YOU P.inks bought a new shirt, and o a piece of paper pinned to the inslda found the name and address of a girL with the words, "Please write an! send photo." Scenting a romance, b wrote to the girl and sent Ms photo, p "How do you like your hotel. liluiicIifV "Mi. tine! The rooms are small and lark, and the foo.l is badly cooke.i ; l"U the gossip is excellent." atraana "alxa" tkit cniU for bicccr kaainaaa, mar da jC, mar local communities an Iwawat, ATEOMZING Stork Welcome Bird flmmghout Europe the stork tmuidered u -- ana neany that a fam-- j will build a nest on Us when they return from d veil as or Daoies, ffsy household hopes storks top Some houte-fcaeAfrica each spring. no long-- e In districts living Inhabited by those birds, even of artificial nests and Install birds In them. Collier's up Waiter I tin guy I Just w aited oil sulted me wid a nickel. Mead Waiter Wot did ye do? Waiter I arretted it wilh m in- lndiz-laslni- Teddy. Than Cane Sugar derived from the artichoke, is approximately lull again as sweet as cane sugar. The difficulty of Its preparation for Uastrial purposes precludes its lelng sold at every grocery. Sweeter Levulose, m ' KNOWS HIS CORNERS ta help your tjn want M jtmlt vxcuu InUrmonntain Goods their raloe'a known. tani tkt world you'll wander, kauta will linger near. tha aplendid savings, al to fira tha farailj cheer. tealr yoa'Il tell tha atery, i T 0' C By Oeborn VuUra Nmtittr UIm ( NOT BUT- MtKt WMES THE FISHER MAW 7 ANY LUCK ktyinf 70a will "Oh, Ben, dear, am I really the girl you ever loved?" "The first brunette, THE FEATHERHEADS !rrafrt Tnswndoui aaTinga" in fund In boying V I'.) ?er first ? HOME The Old Story So GocO, - J fwr's RiSWT AtL I A ROAT f J 7 the SI GoT IM -- I ovenI dr. The Percheron Breed historians believe modern ?ercherons are mixed with Arabian ocd introduced 'Into La Perche by j dearest" "Jimmy, your ma tells me you told several falsehoods today." "Well, by the time get a wife of me own, I wanna be able to put 'era over better'n you do on ma." Some "I hear that Jenkins and his wifejt had a row over the kind of car theyj should bay; he wanted an open on; and she a closed one. Anyhow, tha Incident Is now closed." j "So Is the car I saw her In It this ' s morning." Magazine. TIt-BIt- : i . . Geneological Survey Curious 1 wish I could find out hoir many relatives I have. Cynic Why that's the easiest thln In the world just buy a summer cot- -, . tage. saj, stnautain Prod aeta ' Jut tadar, bat CTery MRS. MART OSMOND. Thayne, Wyoraintb first Easy Enough n!hbora, alona, V. (I'onvrlrlif isEK'S? !7 lit " ri Woden j SIGNING OFF a harbinger of good luck Uinney like that My chum Bald a dude, I said a shrimp, and Tm glad to say T won." Pearson's Weekly. i.ndletrt home tf had a bet on." It read, "as to what, sort of a fellow would wear a shirt OBJECTION NOTED . u. In due course he received a reply.. It was only a note. "My chum and I Might Prove Intereating Mother Do you wMnt to bear story about a good tittle girl? What was aha Daughter Maybe. YOU'RE NEXT good v've Arablcn horses brought m tha Holy lands during the at? ANOTHER RACKET Others say this had little !uy Influence on the Percheroa ted, but admit that Arabian stal-were likely brought to Prance msades. I HAD OWE I TELL TOU HOOKED THAT WAS A Mile vajell. any- M 7 n Cups With Handles with handles were made la Mna as earlv as tha Seventh can. N. but for drinking tea or wine uunese preferred a handleless Cups Nlety. PEP pite Stations in Utah and Idaho Uul I "DO BEUEvtf 1 tt r.&? At 400 Utah Oil Refining c - OVER. THREE- FE5T LONG HE I NEVER 3UST SMAFPED M--f SAW SUCH HSH way. crusaders. homecoming Percy Do you think your sister would kiss me if I asked her to? Little Bobby She might. She kisses He A woman never knows her owsj mind. She True, that Is why she marrlea ' so many boobs. her Pekinese pup. Onion Trees which smells exactly Ilka pea, onions, grows In Central Perica. The marines discovered J wring their late occupation of A SKua. nlnna fSnimed the tOD of a tree and flight a torn branch back ta Man. Pulled from the wing fabrie r tlg Eava off th nnwerful ptot green onions. Washington OUCH! tree, s& U Waatara Nawtpapar llaloa "h--- - -- .. , cg 1nw-flvt- P FTXnvJF V OT7 THT7 1701? PP7 Br Ted o iw.i; Wind Breaker Everburning Peat Fira n nnrlAnt Ynrto. (England) inn has been continuously for more years. fS P0 per week will be paid lot the best article l ni HtirL. SI W J JVM IIIVUIHJ umv maantain made Goods" Similar atory li proae ar ,8""1 Intermonntaln Prodoeta Ca B 1S5S Salt Lake City. If IT i ... '!!'' "a lur. "JWomn yon will check tot Trains "tell ra- - 'l0er Fl j I ... B W.N-T- S.U I.V. . . tw .. s son His Secretary ip:""un 1 ldent Van Buren was a wid- 1 i, With foil aa . 1 entered iu "Writ.8 N.u i Yai lUB AI.IU.A. tuuuicu, ait aui4 the. White House. 11 custom Jr oi severtw Buren, a young man ant 8rmT "cord, be-- a' secretary. v i, j, Another Gospel 'eaves oi oecona cemury Papyrus, acquired by tht " oi unnst. W 2785 QMS OH, MERCY! Scioto valley in the earlr mo measures lanea iiu ita spread. 1527 V He I'm going to see a mind reader. She You'll be there such a short time, I hardly think It worth while. '''''aaiwanjBn )iBnnsianjpnr Via and t?t WNTJ $3.00 Stopped for Quinine fl moi lauiuau t.nlna uaiui Se I through Chlllicothe, Ohio, -utiurs were accusiomea to J nd call out to the passengers, ;2ty minutes for quinine." This t Could Mean Only Her Dick I dreamt last night that I wa proposing to the most beautiful womam in the world. Doris Oh, how darling 1 And did I say yes? Stray Stories Magazine. Jeat fira nt $3.00 "i . Devil Incarnate Sunday Schol Teacher Johnnie, I wish you would explain who Satan la, Johnnie There Isn't any Satan, Iff Just your daddy the same as Sant Claus. Pathfinder Magazine. Ml WOULD YA TAkE ME- - fii-- i GO OM WDYE7.--T- ' ACROSS THE STREET, T0o7 i BZ Oft v HARD o- HEARIW BAD t vn S.gHTE: - Sunday School Teacher Tommy, what do you know about Eve and the serpent? Eve got stung. Tommy Obviously "My poor husband was a wonderful nrtlst," sighed the landlady as she hacked at the pie crust, "and always said he found Inspiration in my cooking." "A sculptor, I presume," Bloomy boarder, surveying fork. said the his bent NEITHER WAS THAT LADY AlM't FEEBLE - f I D. rx. NU'V va kcep The OFF'rJ ME LIKE Mmi wimd iA - DID tew ma s ' |
