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Show LEH1 HIEE PRESS. LEIR ITAH Smart Wardrobe in One Pattern IF AND WHEN nJl Fevu OUR COMIC SECTION Little Pullers Events in the Lives of Little Men 5OM'0ODYl3 SJtSLA jYOOfee R35IT1VE MV BOY THE PALL THROUGH A BUSYBODIESI The bachelor called at bis laundry, 'determined to give theui a pie.e of hi jmlnd. "Look here," be said sternly, "what's the idea of charging me ten cents " for each "Because you make pencil notes on jthem,' said the manager. "And why should that make all the ; difference T' be asked, puzzled. "The girls waste so much time try-linto read them," came the reply "An' pliwat's a tin widdin Pat?" Sure, It's whin you bin married tin years." ex-jtr- a J SOFT PEDAL BO shirt-cuff?- g V7I CONSOLATION fjl Mi J Collector "Ml "Has Jack told you that you must ' economize on the table?-"Yes. But he never says a word about it till after meals." I've had enough of mountweek to collect ing these stairs every TOUGH BREAK my bllL Cool Debtor Well, I have a bit of good news for you. Tomorrow I move down two floors. Kindness Appreciated They were late for the theater. The e clerk was as polite as only a clerk can be, but he couldn't And them a seat However, they were knowing ones, and slipped round the aide and managed to find an attendant who let them In. At the first Interval they felt for their hats to go home. T want to see that man at the box office before we go," said one, "and tip Mm." "Why?" asked the other. "Well, he did his best to keep as out" Stray Stories Magazine. IV 7 ? Hi ill ,1 y! Mik, w. x. You can make yourself a niishH r" mart summer wardrobe rijrht frocf this one pattern. Simplicity's the! thin? shlrtmaker frocks are "thJ box-offic- box-offic- e Smoke Gets in Your Eyes THE FEATHERHEADS FE.UX. Would vbo -LOOK AT TH& 'LECTRlC 77r ' l CAMT h&ck I ARE -- OH-A- Jp &$ RIGHT LL v J -- the coNKiecnoHS f ALL RIGHT J( 7 I " ErVEN HAVE M Ty POWN tOd OEXJLD. WORK BETTER. yJ ZC7 A QUIET SMOKE "I beg your pardon, are you engaged this evening?" "Oh, yes, I'm even married. NOT THE COFFEE Spotting Business ' Mrs. Smith Doctor, I think you overcharged for your services while Muriel had the measles. Doctor But, Mrs. Smith, I made nine calls Mrs. Smith Yes, but didn't Muriel expose the whole school? Washington Post 12. 14. 16. IS. 20. 30. 32, 34, 4ft and 42. Sizes 46 takes 3 Illustrated 89 Inch fabric. ' CAN THINK A NO L REASON BETTER. I I WEN I should think so. I've been married for 12 years. S JEJ-- I'M IW VI M III "" HP& NO VIA AT 1H6 pi 5o AHEAP T " "How do you pronounce 's asked the teacher. Tt all depends on whether It refers to a person or a bee?" answered pupil wisely. Washington Post t No Indeed of Marriages (to youthful bridegroom) The young lady Is not a minor, Is she? Bridegroom Oh, no ; she works In a fish shop I hi Ll6HT AkoTrTER, 'p S tang I Onion fl 'j, j I'm the strongest guy in the world. Boardlnghouse Butter Don't over- look me. awfully lata teacher? Second Student Oh, we won't sa sbe'l much. Just "Good morning" First Student It's what'll we say to the rest say the IN OTHER WORDS Crude and Refined Martin Both these girls Counting Them Up are 300 Miss Pert-Th- ere why I won't marry you. lt. mM CASIP-Y- NOW VEX TTimWy are Miss Pert pounds. A?e HlM COVERED Peeper SARS& YWWA ZOVA "Did you say that I was a liar?" "I said that you gave the truth treatment." Fifty years reason) and IN THE SWIM n:f J. Rraln Exercit tnnlphtrl T k.ron'l Bfllved bridge problem yet." T suppose you'll soon be planting your vegetable garden." "Not me, I can get all the fresh vegetables 1 wunt simply by letting my neighbors brag to me about their success." WNU W Mf""i a"""1"" "i""! Applied Reason Comrades, the resolution la that we oppose the deportation of any citizen, whatever his opinions. Are we all agreed? A Voice No! Chorus Chuck 'Im outl Chairman NICE NORK,WVErJ APPRECIATE IT OU PlrJD HOVJ PlD THIS IsAAN WAb HERE V -.- Z Don't Believe in Signs Conductor Can't you see the sign, "No Smoking?" Sailor Sure, mate, that's plain enough. But there are so many dippy signs here. Looka there, one says, "Wear Nome Corsets." So I ain't paying no attention to any of them. Western Nswpkpr Cnion fL OWE OP NABOORS HIM. INTER STATION 1 SAW AM' (I: rff I KNOW NEIGHBOR.. EH THAT VJHO T WAS GUY IS ALWAYS NOSE WATHIMS THIS HOUSE "There are two types of wives." "Those who make him wear rubbers and those who make him wear evening clothes." THAT'S SOMETHING 1SI "You always let your wife have the last word." "Yes. that's better than having her so angry she won't speak to m at all" - Before and After na ...... . vvnat 13 premature KAirin:(i.- art you before hair "Losing your married, my son. iwuuu MT I thj llionaires Why It that one looks down on the otnef so? mad Gilbert Because one's father whll his money in refined sugar, the other's traded In cruue 011. FINNEY OF THE FORCE Prediction! Fair, but Cooler Mrs. Smith (showing portrait of herself In her mother's arms) This is how I looked 20 years ago. Guest Wonderful l And who Is the baby on your arm? I fo r SAYING LITTLE THE JUDGE No Sales Resistance Gumboil What was it induced you to buy a house In such a godforsaken region? Flatfoot Ona of the best real estate men In the business. Pathfinder Magazine. ; this pattern. Man Registrar jar step-by- stamps (coins preferred) Write plainly nam SUE address, and style number. BE Tft STATE SIZE. Cltf Address orders to the Sewing West cle Pattern Department, 243 ew lors uiy Seventeenth Street, colna-o- Wife Again ' 36, sten sewlne Instructions Included. SEND FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) 1 Friend It's all right for you to talk about Fascism, but do you know what It would be like to live under a dictator? , top" and here's a beautifully fitting mouei inai uiuj iaive iiiuuy una tlons. Made In a tie silk or print i . .J I IS periect uoutu uuiiia iiuw auu v as lit It again into summer make the other sketch with square neck line and loose sleeves, in a solll color. Then start all over and use striped or checked silk or printei lawn. The material Influences the frock to a great extent and this h a perfect one for developing the lovei I lv new fabrics. Pattern 2197 is available In sliel 11 |