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ROGERSON, Pangaitea, Utah, ILETTA EXCELCIS BEAUTT SCHOOL Learn modern beanty ENROLL NOW: emhere pleasant, profitable work. known nationally, offer yoa many For fro catalof tiring sdvantar". (ill particular, addrea EXCELCIS BEAUTT SCHOOL Salt Lake City til Bo. W. Temple Language Akin to Hebrew Panic, the language of the indent Carthaginians, is closely akin to Hebrew. Ypep They THE FEATHERHEADS SALLIE LOOKBD W VES say candy is a cure for fa MERV ATTRACTIVE: tigue." "Shouldn't wonder. I know, the man who brings me bonbons never makes me so tired as the one who doesn't" At 400 Utah Oil TOVJIHTPIDM'T "L -- READ ON! Refining CEs xmr j f 1MUSTA6REE iTH sTOUDEAR SHE LOOKED Li CERTAlMLY IMPROVED HER i ""f( Not for Her HAVm? MER. HAIR BOBBED I I Q-lR- L SO? YolI THlMK By OftWiM MUCN appearakiceJ j Stations in Utah and Idaho Service YoUMSER yr Early American Triumph America's first industrial was the almost complete of the world's cotton One of triumphs monopoly markets. llattt of Watch repairing, ""T 1 X Not for tit) Public at a movie stood the chattering of a couple of women behind them as long as they could. "Pardon me, madam, but my friend and I cau't bear what Is said," ventured one of the men turning around. "Well, you're not supposed to," snapped one of the chatterers, "Tula Is a private conversation." Two men -- lone ao. the Intermonntaia foods. j, lfaymake tb family rlew. Aid eft when I hear people talking. Not so very ' Duffers Two men who were spending a holiday together thought they would like to try their skill at golf. In the middle of the game one of them lost bit ball. After searching for about tea minutes and holding up all the other players, a golfer shouted: "III! Why don't you use another ball?" "Ohbut we've found the btllV called back one of the men. "We ara now looking for the club." wrath. ancM-taJ-a ' Yoa are a nice fellow, but if married you, I don't think yoa coal! t true. Bill Perhaps I'm too good to be) true. HIGH HONORS Kil tt ' 1 Iklle - - - HI IT Nosey People The teacher was explaining to tha class the meaning of the word "re"Now, Tommy," she said cuperate." to a small boy, "when your father has worked hard all day, be Is tired and worn out. Isn't be?" "Yes, ma'am." "Then, when night comes, and hi work Is over for the day, what does be dor "That's what mother wants to know," Tommy explained. Stray Stories Magazine. : Statistic Are Wonderful In the world did yoa otm write a policy on a man nlnety-elgtyears old?" asked the Indignant lnsut ' ance Inspector. "Well," explained the new agent, "1 looked In the census report and found few people of that there were only age who die each year." Arcanum Bulletin. "Why u POLICEI at price that ara roaeoaabla THE TIME SHOP finest Equipped Watch Shop in Utah West So. Tern. St. Salt Lake City WE CAN MAKE ANT PART FOR ANT WATCH WHETHER A MODERN TIME PIECE OR AN OLD ANTIQUE, ill Work Guaranteed Prompt Eerric 49 "Do you think this poem of mine will live?" "It ought to. Season Opens Soon , Outboard Seating g I'LL It seems pretty tough." , HEAoLSd Too I SHOULD SAY WOrfTeff WAMT To WHAT I I J Adam Let's Hurry. Eve What for? Adam So as to get away befora the moving picture man gets us. LOOKlMr A L H Motor y0URSELF HAv v. TIMES AND TIMES ) 1 Pronounced Wrong Arthur Well, George, bow do yon like my new bouse? George I like the house very much, but what a queer name you have chosen for It Thlstledome. Arthur That's not the way to pronounce It It's "Tbls'U do me." Headquarters New and Rebuilt Large Stock Several Makes and AH Sizes Carried on Hand If Your Honor Plea Also builders of the famous "Metal Maid" boats JOHNSON METAL WORKS HU South State, Bait Lake City The burro is a diminutive ass of we southwestern part of tha United States descended from the jwkeys of the Spanish conquerors. Officer "So you're bad sometimes?" "Yes, ma'am." "And why, my child, are you bad sometimes?" "So that I'll be appreciated when I'm TWO DOLLARS, PLEASE CO. of Celotex Product Utah City, L Sji. P1l'"fcorn, Rhode Island Rod. X! Sock, for immediate JJT- Headqaarter for Hart Ca natural, artificial, or Unk nT' tow 27,,' n,a anywhere. Also th Radiant. writ or - Pncc "n4 RAM8HAW C. C. v't8J Phone, 'Pl J" Co- aiake one - HATCHERIE9 Mil fliapies ton. maples have sweet saP Dut species contain too little sap be worth tapping. gto $3.00 bi!!:",.ln Is Ttr I. k Hi. .8" per week will be paid for the beat SCword article a Good" Similar four story in pro or rm,""ul" ' Bo Salt Lake City. ann-a- ra 7H,r f Product " rsRT m.k . T"1 Col-n- l Jr 1 i . fa i v sr rm . a rieteL "f U J ;3 x SMOKE EATERS A '":"r ISI ll 61T ROIDE" ,T COLD -- Is Harry n talkative young man?'' subjedaglrlnatura.! o on.be one whos been expects to hear from her for two with company I CNM 4f4 -- BUPDY '5 fn' l2lt,fc1 BUILPlMS-T- t WHUT A TERRIBLE., 3 Ei5 r j r'-T- '- 'WW 7 If $3.00 r vx. i a Bad at Rehearsal "Can the stock exchange be regulated?" "No," answered Mr. Dustln Stax; "Never to an extent that will make It perform strictly according to any one man's scenario." light-heade- 7, Street Salt Lake City, Utah i rum ill K It r ON HIS GUARD 8oDlh B, .... T0 PER A WOULtJM'-- f -- is it dangerous Miss Asketh-Doc- tor. o the brain to bleach one's balr? ro Doctor Kmdec Ves. it's likely In'orm- - "IMPANOGOS HATCHERY 305 Sooth 7th Ent no. 120S d -- Who Want to Eat m Goldfish "Didn't you promise ua a chicken In every pot?" asked the constituent. "Perhaps," answered Senator Sorghum. "But you went In for decorative Ideals and preferred a goldfish bowl to a kettle." JIB m Utah Certified Pullorum Tested Chicks Fire and Warmer CH' v7 p AVJHUT 6UAZE.7 THAT ) e8 A KlOlSriT.' WHOT ....a ii Microbes present undoubtedly 2 greatest extremes in nature. jney vary greatly in size, soma mg 5,000 times larger than uoV. WHUT iM I uti can rl I Ol For Better Roof Insulation Ask your Lumber Dealer Butnbntor FINNEY OF THE FORCE good." CeioteX MORRISON-MERRIL- Judge, this man leads double life. lie's a lawyer In the day time and a burglar at night Judge Which was he arrested fori Pathfinder Magazine. C Wwiern Newstnoef t,'Bloa years." t |