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Show LEHI FREE PRESS. LEW. LTAH Tailored Frock for Little Lady HEFTY ENOUGH m Little m OUR COMIC SECTION Pattrra 2041 This Is the type of simple but smart dress wiucn any little would love. Almost every detail that goes Into the making of a little f irl'a dress is to be found here, The double collar Is "just right," tin long, slightly run Bieeves. with theli narrow cuffs are ?ery practical foi cool weather, or if you prefer, tht frock may be made with little puffed JUST IN TIME short sleeves such as all girls adore. The tailored effect Is carried out with Tlie aerodrome was crowded well by aieana of the closetf come to witness Tery spectators who bad running all the way from tai pleats Great race. -What made them give up that trip the finish cf the bit air was their astonishment when the to California some ont winning aeroplane landed and an un-hear to wife happened His one," known airman stepped out say that travel broadened "Wonderful ! Wonderful 1" 6ald an him. official, coming forward to greet the DINGLE, DING record for the "You've broken race. How did you do ItT The airman wiped his perspiring j well-bre- 0 o Emits in the Lives of Little Men d r ill brow. "To tell you the truth," he modestluck had a lot ly explained, "I think I didn't find out until to do with five minutes ago how to stop the engine. Answers. it Worm Hey I Mr. Woodpecker, ring the bell, you're punching my door full of holes. BOOK CHATTER i Eren Complete Replacement Blinks I'll soon have a new car. Jinks You're lucky. Blinks Hardly. You see I'm simworn-nn- r ply kept busy replacing the narts on the old one, and a couple more bumps and it will even nave the streamline effect A Respectful Skeptic "Do you believe George Washing ton always told the uncompromising truth?" "No, sir," answered Senator Sorghum, with emphasis. "To hold such an ODinion would be to cast asper slon on his Indisputable attainments as a statesman and a diplomat" Evolution Two Wy "Do you believe In evolution?" "Forward FINNEY OF THE FORCE ' WHO l MARRIEP NO aHOULP oAT NOT t - r. 7T MB? GST J J The By Ted OXougKlin $ By VhUtb Karaffr UaiM ? J lnIT ' Pay-Of- f O' WeLl-Lo-TS up ME Ql HAD A Good lWt?ERPEhJPEKjCE?hrO& AFOREL Ol "This critic describes your new bool as drolL" "I guess I must be Improving. He alluded to my last book as utter rot" (jiNg. K 1- -J uaii , qoT MARRlEP AM and backward," an swered Senator Sorghum, "although I'll never believe it's as easy to make a man out of a monkey as It Is for a man to make a monkey out of himself." ANTICIPATED and opening neai cunning half-yokthe hem. Notice the belt, tying In I bow In the back I And a word to mothers It's very simple to make I e DANCE ON Mis Wife i new car, Pattern 2041 Is available only is I'm glad you've bought sizes 4, 6, 8, 10, and 12. Size 10 but I haven't a thing to takes 3 yards 36 Inch fabric and vear and I'd be ashamed to be seen Illustrated yard contrasting. n it with these old rags. sewing Instructions inTitus Tightwad I thought of that cluded. so I bought a closed car. You can .Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) to iraw the curtains. coins, or .stamps (coins prefeiwflU: for thii pattern .Write plainly mute,' ' Proclivities. "We are told of the right to life, address ttH3 Styfe.XimBer; JBfeCEr TO STATE size. iberty and the pursuit of happiAddress, orders to Sewing Circli ; ness." "What ha8 that poet been gabbling Pattern Department, 243 West SW- j "Those are the tery words," an boutr swered Senator Sorghum. "But they ettefith Street, New York City. "His lost Lenore." lon't apply to persons who can't y "He'd better put an ad In the lost tSemselves unless they are play-n- g y. MIXED V column. ,; By the way, what Is a with machine guns." rough lenore ? step-by-ste- p IIPa HAP A 4 J ?To3? 4M ' J r Vez poM-KMOW WHUT , W0-A- WD f BET en-io- piPT YOU L, whin oi ? r- -J JUST LIKE HIM At a political . gathering an oratot From Theory to Practice waxed Indignant and exclaimed! Weren't you ence what, they . ?Tq jjdicuje. the,Idea .Iso. follow thi called a parlor socialist?"' ""' example of the camel, which burlel "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne, its head In the saqd when an enemj x "but food expense has driven socialr . approaches." ists out of the parlor. They are now retorThe rival speaker rose and discussing the kitchen, and even the ted: "Surely the gentleman, in gl bath room." Ing utterance to this remark, must have meant to refer to the ostrich, War Signal which. In those circumstances, has I Usher at wedding, to coid, digni- habit of putting its 'eyS through I fied lady Are you a friend of the needle." Ludlow Advertiser. groom? iewK,wwWw i L - r nj xutr-- s s THE FEATHERHEADS All " Lid ICN IV "WAT PAIN l it's i A stteAPY r ? ' t r Hi FJ y set that it will k&ep j Wet "i it poes if-- f3 n will. The Lady Indeed, no, bride's mother. . I 3 T ( RBMUslPS gp NIGHT THe FIRST of WE MET REMEMBER AWl CO MS OM, OU XpANkY J 1 KNOW I PIPN'T apters tilted ( I From Jawlati - am the POOR INVESTMENT Je fun 'Swija id the : Going to Extremes "Our cook is terribly temperamental." liugr "So's ours. We never know "Oh, he was holding hands with a whether It'll be angel cake or devnice lady at a little table." il's food." "And what was daddy doing whll the barber was cutting your hair, dar i ither. fesrw tbefi THE HABIT Ouch I Man Pompous They told me that If I didn't quit The Nature Lover You ought t reading dime novels I wouldn't amount to a few bird houses in yo put anything. Cheerful Puncturer Well, why trees. didn't you quit? Titus Canby Bird houses? Wht nonsense I How'd a man go about it to collect the rent? Important Item Chauffeur Why, ma'am, the axel is sprung, the mud guards bent, and Personal Viewpoint .vour husband's neck is broke I "What are you colne to do abod Woman (a bit interested) And the coming election?" !iow about those brand-nelamps? "jNot much. I'm afraid." said ator Sorghum. "The question in ntf Reminder mind is what the coming election "So you enjoy talking over the going to do about me." adio?" "Very much," answered Senator "Do you love your parents, Willie?" Consideration "I have a positive affec-ilo- n Sorghum. "Oh, yes." "lias your horse a good dlsps" for a "And why do you love your parenta, microphone. It's appear- tion?" ance reminds me of earlier Willie?" oratory, "Yep," answered Farmer Cornt I as It suggests the facial "Oh, It's the conventional thing." expression sel "But lie wouldn't have if of some of my dumbest listeners." worried him as much as he docs oe1 ME: teat ions and In w back He Da ,(Unc itedtet c tteanj "ever, 0 Hon. c a 1920 into I, the PPeal i rraii m tui llrm. h the, - THIRTY! f "1 W TM Chrt on 'Joes Pof th H Am, TEN piM hjd f ; fa p th. sued bj M 111; ailed. Clara Do you write poetry? any pot. Toe The editors |