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Bertie, what la your father's profession?" "Oh, he's a boxer." replied the boy proudly. ' 7 sere aiT semi-belte- BLOWOUT HOCT? - d ! AU New He You want to see "Ball at the It Savoy" again? You have seen three times. She Yes, but not In this dress! London Polite Humor. is lucky!" Sinltti " ii. iiA&F.S PATTERN one life ., Scrap&A that For smart MM-- -- vnncv wcostomJ to Iwnvj SOmenuwi Events in the Lives of Little Men I Mm "11 (W 80?H -He wants to buy an automobile but hasu't the price." THERE YOU ARE A Dreamer "What Is a debtor, par "A man who owes money." "And what's a creditor?" "The man who thinks he's going to get It" Not Fair Mabel lift -J- engagement? Edith He was so untrustworthy. She found he was engaged to four other girls and he had only told her of two. sgfcg- Loit Prophet 1 w. k. r Does Careless own nis house?" Is She Smart! THE FEATHERHEADS US IT LOOKS' AS IF IS 5blU$- - "to 6oiW(r FOR. 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"Huh Do you suppose I'd be laugh Ing my head off every night at your fa ther's stale Jokes If I didn't love you?" 0 Wxttra Ninppr Ustoa lesson Some Hollywood actors were lobeliness when one, a noted egomaniac, remarked : T could stand being on a desert Island with the one I love," "Wouldn't you rather have some one with you?" quickly asked anotBoston Transcript her of the party SOME EFFORT " J"l Roman Yes, sir. These lions sure do eat up the prophets. Generon Gesture "I note that you occasionally indulge in a Joke." "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum. "Even If It doesn't happen to be a very good Joke, it gives my constituents the assurance that I am anxious to do what I can to make them happy." iou f AKfe "w iii heavy. Second POOR EYESIGHT VoU sapple. ANYl0iN OP took. THAT HUMOR. OH ME yclJ do you know?" AREN'T oar LIKE PDrYf TrVrTo Y1 SAY mm "How Roman (at a Christian massacre) We've got a capacity crowd, but still we're losing money. 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