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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHL UTAH I JL Feiu Scrap - IN JIG TIME.- IP QURCOMIC SECTION 0 iit 'Evat&jn 'th'e Lives of Little Men .TOO MUCH FOLIAGE f. j ,j U PPOCRE5S . ' t t j i ! 'I GIVE" Two doctor, one eld and the other young were discussing their nrofea-loa. 1 H M "Tears tail , f V Con ; Uanage seen the chorus try to danct it, yet v.. 1,1. ? BLUE-PENCILE- D M j eroa of whlsfeeri and mustscheT? lted a relative whose little nri yZ, ; jean ago," commenced omiui "back la the when the older days given a practice, I was very poor. Da after day, week after week I used to alt In my office waiting for like Papatients, la fact, I aat there tience on a monument" ""' The young tnan nodded.' ' " " "And sow, air," ha suggested deferential, , "yen , have monuments, on your patients," Answer Magazine. . I ru Cm ' .... f?S fT u .. I .14 t answered the child, Labor. T don't see any place." tl I I Mother Does your husband make a report to you of how he spends Ms ' ' ' time? censors he but It Yes. Daujhter . Transcript. j'fl'V . : . (; Dl UU Tulip P H some I , , I) Whe. Old Ag Pegin. fore bm terto Do A magazine - article Is headed: "When does old age begin?" We art reminded of an answer to the' same" question once made by a lady who did not look ' her years. 'To me," she said, old age is always 15 yean older than I am."- - Boston Transcript QUITE ENOUGH JUSTIFIED "Dearest, I could lay down my Ufa for , , No Work After Houri The inald spoke sharply throngi .the door.,"No, I can't give you any--' thing. ,,, pull have to come back after five, when madam Is here." "I'm sorry, miss." said the begar "My hours are only 9 to 5." Bogtoj m .j;H U8 kiss?" UPS AND DOWNS t ... I Uttle girl fifde no 0 fi LTbe him with the usual kiss, i i1 fWhy. child,") ald, the -dont you glva your old friend i Ijaportanc Hunt bei time whei mjajed (nlrtT utobe )lr m lomenon you." udaatlc "But, love, yoa fall horribly whenTt comes to laying up anything, don't your. , Staid t tniliiess if.. t One . eonldnot Eaotifh Two friends were discussing '. One. " a third "Her husband always Impressed me as being an awful headache, and I hev-e- r could understand why she hasn't dl forced him," remarked the first one, fOb," replied the other one, i"ahe is lasy and hates trouble, and says she would bate, all,, the Jbetber ,J. getting used to .another, ,ma's ,Jood habits and faults." Parental Discipline ICwrtrM, dil ruin pinla it W. .; :. .r iui..f- ! - i. THE FEATHERHEADS Jto VoU RMBER f Yes 'ANP'-'' A i allie croVce.?,..rii!.-rrier- J the HO SHE, ALWAY5.,r., First CHANCE" f " , :!. ' ' ff example' of 'JST , . W jhB ' ANOTHER' " ' Little Slam 11 IKfCONfSiStlENcY HI es, ) ONE BLESSING JV M;V,ilw,ll,f'. u,,,i 1,r ' Author This, sir, Is the child of my bralnniHt'isy tl m. jiin!-Editor You ought tp.be gld that the.sjtork.oean't vislt.your brafn any, ' r, oftener. ,... Ob little or Nothing must tell you that my daughter bring a husband only her beauty t her Intellect" don't mind many young couples fcava started la .a very, small way." "I can and ' "I , u:'" -- WVJ did you break off your engagement with that school teacher? Jack ?ejli IfT failed to Rhow up any evening, ahe wanted me to bring a written excuse from my mother. " So jSMUCs P WELL PlPM'T I'l REMEMBeR 0UTAOUGi H r"Mi "t-"- t mi . .'i.l Mt i '"in v'f ' EMBALMED... li mrto )IT! r,,, ... M'iss JI tjr mr.. .... 170 pou; Queer I II H li"1 ' Where did Gushlhgtofl tosbelE ' . itead v Jon ' clothes, the beg the flov Jered ilonal ,, Brooklyn Dally Eagle. lots In ,J.S IH1151' SbST :IItim ' 1 -V- ';'r' :m" cessful ... ,.,, Early Bird " Suitor sighlng) Well, since yon . don't want to marry me after all, perhaps you'll return my ring. ' Girl (acidly) If you must know,' your Jeweler. 7Saa "called, for ,,11 Modstlque. i;J; ' "'.'':, . Writer You think the story has a real punch In it? , Editor Sure thing, you ought to have seen the way it put me to sleep.' Between Shrieks ,"Xou are shrieking before I hare ' "! " ' touched the tooth." on but are yon "Yes, my standing he earns he could afford the best modem fiddles. u i, ; Staying Power "Tour wife seems a Sto That tel'i 1 tulip g Is pro) I llttcal violin Is 200 years old.' ' ' "The raiser1! ' With all the money that : TIGHTWAD, four la tain bi lnfluen Help the Violin Makers "That '.violinist Is using a BANG! BANG! r were ' !i ti beer, learn nt those beantlful new glides i and dips? '' Professor Pumps I managed company of trained seals for four years. load ' 1 iheep, f 1,000 po " Learned by Observing t ample . . 'Jl liy.-- 1 l 1 ta t,500 flo 1 . Why lntrc Its The Idea t vir ' Bank Telle!" Sorry, madam, but, your account is already overdrawn. Madam Well, what if It Is, young man? Can't I do as. I please with my own account? rathfinder ,,,,),,,, "To pilneas. which h: u go i Karl get' that bfack eye? "lie wad wafting at the' stage door' Jn for a chbrus girt ahd "And her fiance came along?" j "No, ' Her grandson came out and thrashed him!" , n curr Ingly it'?' ''jIm boos m of beds Aamlra' 4,000 flo ' - '" contract Velvet Paw won a beauty competition. Ituby No, i think I'd rather more crowded place.-alga- ry n tulip ' You really ought to come to Shrimp-to- n with me next summer. I had a wonderful time there this year. I ; ,nMCW;s:ttri;,,,'i'' "How'did Jill ' t plan' am me tba 'I ' (, Habit,. r p111 "Dow did you lose your hair?" w was In constant fear1 "Worry! ' that I was going to lose It" "'"' ' i.'-- ' ' '" s inlckly Once "Jones stopped gambling because ba was being haunted I By what kind of a ghost?" , "The ghost of a chance." " Fond Mother Our little son Was always ' unintentionally stepping "on the 'dog's tall Mm" of the habit completely. oj .m, VisitorWonderful I.,, llow .dld you, do It? i ji vi; ti , , n,i Fond .Mother-W- fl got). .a... dog with- '' " "'" out, a tall Hill. ' no ever WORRY '! fr the for.thi rewan of - itlted . den. it on k t garrulous returr - .... : . ,. , woman." "Garrulous? Why, If, I suddenly. went dumb It would take her a week to find .If Lustlge Sascbe. . FINNEY OF THE FORCE TCZ. wr ' 'SHE -- WON A 1 Real Reckless MeAKt cup BlOPSMP IV, AM TglllM 'wr U Uc APfHEl??o,iuT CHEST TH VOMlN CROSS fTH STriKcc -- IA& TWiMTY TICKETS Bes UP-- HFJ?f "WA BE UNoQp m CoM( Not Faat Enong b Lady Why are you In prison, my ' "" ! poor man? Convict For driving a car too slow ly, lady. Lady You mean too quickly. Conrlct No I mean too, slowly. Tho owner jumped Into another car ' and caught np to me. '( Lat A Way sH "Mother says she nearly died laugh ing over those stories you toid her." I know some funy "Where la she nler ones." 'i.iiMt At VWhat's the new office boy's name " "Gunn." ,;' "Fire him." . Checkinc (io f Wlfey Fmlerrck, can you tell me khere yoa were 161220? r- ;Fr3erlck.-iN- 4 Why? p .. li Wlfey Well,: I'm worried. I Just that l)i l9-- 'i obe person out of!, jtvery 75Q In this country was in prison I am aii l "How Kg! mayf ilngers have,. ' ... HE-A- vvei LUCK f bin I w verrY s rr ve pont J tOOK VKV, J ps ' , jvELL-- t ANP-'l'cAM- I -- THtMKIM' port surd Inns plate and Jot d The "Ratheriltharg.howri gQt all y money." f Oowi olck( (cent I woul tad cash both oa iclali ' win I X I Pro! "' FINGER. OUT: L why ever bought rwO TiCK&TS THE OWE I .... ery, well painted."; I ? . his es Wil Easy Way THE .. 'Bo. ft that "Do youlbelieve In heredity?" ' THAT'S TOO MUCH irAUT"S .TH' OCOM6RA'mLAT(N HOW MATT HE R'.f-JsiAS Ol fS, " ' t taken 1 , "He's consistent, at least" ; ;.. . , "la what way T' "lie not only won't spend any money himself, but he also hates to sea other .;;.':; people spending It" i.l saw tm Help "That girl Is certainly the picture of health. "Yes. ; She's " ,went pap L th - " Rich Man Poverty 1 no Poor Man No, but that'sdisgrace about all the good yon can say for It ' ' TRACK-MINDE- warn . m f a v m ' w s w m m ,the ' .Tall tuli D t - r ,s fk Tk." rhm2.T. ie: a you,J I "Well If four were missing, what would ymr Barer "No more music lessons." !&ii:vjMMJ ' ;bldStratrhati..naRPnanlnf r 1 . 1 air a m m aid wmm t " ' rnvB "Ta, 1 1 a1 a u t w m I av 11 sjim 1 is in |