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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHL UTAH Sally Sez ALL OVER NOW On ( aa the OUR COMIC SECTION I Funny Side : JM Events in the Lives of Little Men D n i . AN EXPERT During the holiday traffic rush, two speed cops, noticing a young woman who was driving dangerously, shot bead f her and drew up their cat broadside, so that the culprit bad to atop. "Kscuse me, young lad," aald one f tne officers, sarcastically, "do you know anything about driving a car?" "Of course," aald tlie bright young thing, "what's your trouble?" -- you So you had aU the men following at the summer resort r It was really too easy. Why, have to wear my three even I didn't alL most extreme bathing suits at -- Yes. ON SIDELINES Ov Prciidcnt has dons hb bnt. Eat hone Uvl folks neat ahev bmi-. aU know reoa eld "Unela gaCan't fire each towa a "Boulder Du, Optimum ia Handcuffs m Vi Soma of those optimists we meet are like the chap spoken of in Passing Show, London. MI am quite optimistic about the Let's help snake kanu caiploraicnt hj PATRONIZING HOME INDU8TET future." "Then why do yoo look so ried "I am not certain that my mism la Justified." wor- r opti- THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY Woman aod Baseball Airs. Ureen (at ball game, as pitcher and catcher hold a conference) Whut are they talking about? Husband About what to throw to the next hatter. Mrs. Green But they aren't allowed to throw anything except the balL are they? He Oh, yes. I've fought In several battles. She And did they all divorce you in the end? SURE SHOT All tii Policeman's Fault Magistrate The traffic policeman eays yoo got sarcastic with him, Mr. Nagger But I don't Intend to be. He talked to me the way my wife does, and I forgot myself and Stray answered, "Yes, my dear. Stories. -- THE FEATHERHEADS May Never Kaaw Quest Do you make a reduced rate In this hotel If one stays more than a week? Porter 'Deed, boss, I dont know. Nobody has ever been able to stick It out here as long as a week. SH f another pay HOPE t CAM GET A SCAT IM THE CAR. AMP BE ABLE. To 7 ekiJoV READING- - ) THE N&WS OW fj - Read as You Ride : 77- - BY THAT FALLOW FAT AN'D HE: HAS A M7 t JabV. , U t J SEAT ) J I ts "7 ..awn uiaxmmBma-- PAPER, Tao-1' 1 J lit M S jIIJJa J "How did the come out?"- - 1 game Hippo-Mon- "The IHiapos won. One of the guards swallowed the ball and scored - W 1 iSfiS Yen-uh- farm-er- In Utah and Idaho SOFT-PEDA- L WifiS EMM a "Does your wife believe all you tell her?" "Yes "Never saw so many scarecrows wearing evening dress." Louisville Courier Journal ; you see I am mighty careful what I tell her." AND THE SUBJECT New Reducer History Lecturer Can anyone tell me what makes the Tower of I'lsa lean? Stout Lady I don't know or I'd take some myself. Capper's Weekly. Beginning Friend How is your sbn getting along in his medical studies? Troud Mother Fine; he can already cure very small children. Border Cities Star. Quick Thinking Pa Johnny, what Is this "CO" on your report card? Johnny 1 I think that's the temperature of the schoolroom. Brooklyn Daily Eagle. "Have you "Yes seen Kitty's I wore it all last Tl Turn Easier to Work in Morning Work can be performed in the morning with less expenditure of energy than is required for the eame work in the afternoon, tests conducted at Northwestern univer sity show. SALESMENS' SAMPLES Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Off Now One-ha- lf UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Salt Lake City, Utah 1 - '"' UnM TfiTriiMhC burs-lar- . MAKf F1NMe.y tv.' , TlPP oveR FOR. VLL TK 3BMD OWN&K, - fyr-- By an old grant one of the duka of Scotland loses the right to h lands if it should ever get warm enough to melt the snow from tin highest mountain in Scotland. 1 -1 What She Wanted to Know FINNEY OF THE FORCE rfep. Nbu got tu'risht This s Truth Come Out ment ring?" Lots of 'Em Kabitzer is Yiddish slang for ona .who meddles with others' affairs, In bridge playing it is specifically a person who, although not a play er, makes suggestions and givel unasked advice to the players. Write for our Free Feed and Nursery Guide Book " r Refining Service Stations ns yet" a touchdown." Scarecrows "Must be a lot of gentlemen around here." At 400 Utah Oil "Did your wife's father follow you when you eloped?" "I should say so, he's living with HIPPO STRATEGY t III? President Roosevelt in Insngnratint ais New Deal" acted chiefly oa the erindple that increaslnr parchasina power auf meats protperily. This same principle is as strictly applicable to a region, sach as ear Intermeontaia Wast, as te the nstioa at lsrca. When the people in ear swa csa unities ara employed, and only then, an they in a position te bay. When ws bars factories of oar own and keep those operating, we are not only proirieiiif bnt are employment for ear fellow-me- n creatine a market in ear own Bidet for ourselves sell. te we hays Erery feeds indiridttsl is in a sense a salesman whs Bast sell his products- - of Bind er nucls er farm or factory in order te make a lirinc. When we boy roods made la tht interrncuntain region we maks It postibU to employ men right at home, who In tare will be enabled to bny what ws hire te aell. In that way can the wheels of ear economic society be kept operating, anj in that way can we profit regionally is well as nationally from application of tat principle anderlying the "New Deal". NELDEN F. JENSEN, Pleasant, Utah, . Ml? HOODY VJEVE CAi(SHT TH' vjill AT THE STUFF OM t&u LooK Tf-(E- "Telephones are great time savers, aren't they?" "Well, that depends upon who calls you up." " TABLE OVER. THERE OWLS AND OWLS C 5 engage- year." O ASK TOUR DRUGGIST FOB APEX MILK of AN MAGNESIA PRODWt INTERMOUNTAIN There is no need to create new world of plenty we na" largeplenty enough. The problem mean ly consists of devising a new of distribution. Exchange. our order inovt 1 For White Leghorns. Reds. "ock,l3 other Popular Breeds. Production Mountain Bred and Acclimated jaw short distance from oar w,r V, eries to yoar warm Brood"- distribntors for JVrZ, Place J. "Sol-Ho- t" ' 3li&T THIS UR-- - AS VoU SAY.Mft HOOOY. STtlFF SNtveRvf VALUABLE SUPPOSE WE ASK HIW VslHT PASS.BI UP k GOOt XeyVfcTLRY PRIMS lal TH TV POVi'--f ALL NOW THIS JOMK AkDj START DIAMOMD RlMGS AMD TH' PLATINufA WRIST -VATCH Z 7 I VOU "Umsider the owl. He's the bird of wisdom, and he gets his reputation - by keeping silent" "How about the screech owl?" I'VE" PROOF ENOUGH EWOUGH A&OUT THAT FROM MY WH HEARt and Lincoln chick feeders. -ospecial prices and cash diseoants ... rders placed new. "All Breeding Stock Blood TertedB"-Wh- ole Pollomm Diaeasa. (BWD), br the - Blocd Agglutination Mewj since October 1st, 1833, and aU reraoTed." eated reactors RAMSHAW HATCHERIES State, Salt Lake f 'VjVta TIMPANOGOS HATCHERIE3 3S87 So. 9 J. PIS Proro. UUI The world far more insures works for and pays for war for peace. ipJ.JJ s JrS 8rtlci, f.T Intermoantsln should ose Goods" Similar te abora. te In yonr etory proas or eeree lermoentaln rroancts et x -- O wwura Wewapapar Ualoa Ml.... u . ue popular?" 1 haven't heard of anvbodv Passing subscription list around ? him a farewell present" 1 "NVelL . i.oibj' ' i.ak City. icu story appears In this column yoa will rewire check for $3.00 Weeems |