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( LADIEV AID AMfcAlTN Mr. Uenpeck My wife has been busy with plans for a winter trip, so last night I delivered my ultimatum-res- ult, we go to Jamaica middle of February. Mr. Batch Brave fellow but where did she want to go? Mr. Benpeck Jamaica. COME ACROSS WHATEVER. VOU CAM Get , Had to Be Wortn While "Brown has offered to sell bis auT dropped a nickel in front of a tomobile at a low figure. blind beggar today to see if be'd pick "Which Is broke. Brown or the It np." an'o?" "Well, did her "No. He said, 'Make it a quarter, Ideal Company boss, and I'll forget myself.' "Why do you keep a parrot? "Because I like to bear It talk. Saving 'Em The parrot Is the only creature giftbeen ed with the power of O'Flaherty Now, you've speech that Is fighting again. You've lost your two content to repeat just what It bears front teeth. without trying to make a long story Son No, I ain't, pop; I got 'em in of It" Montreal Star. me pocket Man of Experience Foay Youth "That's the second time today I've Mother Who's the brightest boy seen that man following that woman In your class. Tommy T in another car, yelling at her all the 1 He pretends time." Tommy Bill Smith to be loony so be won't have to He's "Yes, that's old Johnson. study! teaching hla wife to drive, but he's not taking any risks himself 1" FOR THE EFFECT? His Occupation Friend, to Artist I've seen a big man going to your studio every day for the last week. Is he sitting for you? Artist No; he's laying for me. He's a bill collector. No, Not as a Rule! a lot of yardsticks," said the principal to the teacher wbe does not believe in sparing the rod. "Do you use them every period V "Well, I don't use them as a rule." "You use Eating, Anyway What makes yoo think is prospering now? Tishtlsh Well, I saw gravy stains Oshkosh Kokomo monby! gi "What's it a sign of when your apartment gets cold?" 'That the janitor is running out of cigars." hopf Ol GOT 'NOUJH fT . Jjf M jp "THAT'S F'Wff WHAT THAT T?ooM OVfTR flP-J- OH, MR. COBBLER MVACIOUW lF -- W THERE P-- I I1 ? HAT.S BOUGHXg$ st r vtT'fli M 1 10 FEEL 1ILTV PEll LITTLE BT ABOUT MAK.Ntr BUY THIS FOR ME Fur-th- K A S 1 er JcShbSr CH'tP,l rti- -J Misunderstanding J SMART SliT WHAT NO SIDEBOARDS - ssr sm a m m k 1 raw js"r - Jt.i 1 n m nr- . i as ON L I Center "v" EALl m "I bear that Dobbins Is on his uppers. Is It true?" "I guess so. I met him this morning and be said be expected to be on his feet In a few days." V. "Do you think coal will be high winter?" "Not very high In my coal igs WHEN things are planned, it's understood they'll be at TUE NEWHOUSE! Almost every important event social or business has for its locale Salt Lake's Finest Hotel. 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