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Show LEHI FREE PRESS. LEHI. UTAH The Fable of 1875 and 1925 1 wiU Least we S3 admit tK.. h- . - By GEORGE ADE a... tli-- . uia , "At Pwple thY'w:"! in . out -- r... wl . P. Beads Made "Coin f iU by Massachusetts Order in Year 1637 American PfOTl; moneTT complained that they mere having making collections for sold and delivered because of me variable currency. The then yielded and sent over aEnglish quantity of silver and bronre, and put i"r cuiome on a sound metallic basis. So It stood when tae Bostonl- ans gave their famous tea party. Wars are financed In three wayg : by taxing, borrowing or Inflating. Taxation wag not available to the American revolutionists I"i.itatlng cause of the war was uie oDjectlon of the colonist to taxation. Borrowing was Impossible, except to a slight extent with France, me new muntr- J 'fc w tabllshed lta credit. The only" feaa-uir means or nnanclng the war, inererore. waa bv Inflation K. i Ing Irredeemable paper currency. i.u uiai is precisely what wag done. Gimcultie fe. BeU 6Bdlcat. WNU feervica. T te Tf T .fb sk . !,. V , 6 . dressed "'"""'J P- - fits The red s u opon a time an esteemed Lady who had been ,rUl W Of Belle during Grant's Vest Pock 7 iCe KiiaS" Bom And is it k1!.7- Th Second Administration, ere you are !.f act sat ,f in back watching the Antics of a reit im- " r " " tne realm. A Massa come be-formed and purified World, wondering tween J . ,. 1 J uraf fbusett. order in ,7 Fo8sU-eratebat it was all about She was like Propped on sidXr , other Person aod tol-living 7? every beyond Six-tIt seemed to her that all the hon. eaas. beads or hi- to a .,,. . tehind ored Traditions had been hit In the a " Connecticut Parade, hut T a settler askic Just th. was being same- Head, that Civilization -- u.m.nrea hy law to pay taxes n ramped by frivolous Innovations and amPnm up to ten pounds ster- that the whole Works had gone blooey. mu utUe G- One of her important Discoveries evieve wearily was that Tonng People are not what established as the money 0f they used to be. She didn't suppose The quickest relief for a headache is two tablets of uu Slt by Sotn Carolina, wool Bayer that any one else had noticed It but lBtand "nd rum ,n W,0 many Aspirin. The tablet bearing the Bayer cross dissolves th. she simply couldn't get over the Way TLe.valuef ch of this ', m r,f are m ChKkPn but very rapidly and brings rapid relief. There is no known in which the Jimmies and Janes were them pays trinkets and vegetables gone forever. as always reckoned medicine that works quite like Bayer Aspirin for tha taking It for granted that they owned Probably remember in terms of when t. e principa" PrmU. for "Coed" Pennies, shillings and the Universe, awful head and face pains of neuralgia. There is nothing of pounds the Ellen FlU Pendleton uruMt , English monetarv This honored Hold Over had with the same effectiveness in relieving rheumatism, quite llStS brnuirht ann two Grand Daughter and Namesake who .n..n CIU1UUIUS Wellesley collece. has In , ,, was a mere Slip of a Thing 19 years an,c money when they came decades as a college president, seen hlch I would little change In the classify as the Zero Bayer Aspirin does not depress tie heart, does not aeross. And as this old, who was endeavoring to estabIndoor Sports." college girl. accumulated, it "Above she all," circulated said upset the stomach, does not have any ill effect Its purity lish a World's Record for Sjwed and recently In SL freely am(ing the peo,)le "Everything which happened before Louis, "the college girl Is still as frame with and the Endurance. Very often Grandmother tWs uniformity are tested thirty-si- x times! Spanish colonies jear is evidently Antiquated and brought In some of their coins, but feminine as she was 20 years ago." would ask. "Haven't her Parents any N. G., said Grandmother. " Doctor Pendleton admitted the coltrade as a whole was Tune counts when you're ia pain. Stick to Control over berr The correct Ant that the Orchestra handicap. gentrina which lege because girl of today was taking a of the lack of an adequate swer to the above question was : "NO !" P ay for our Dances Bayer Aspirin! did not have any Interest greater in currency. The demand for government and It happened that One Day the Old Steamboat Whistle or Derby Mat. But vm so persistent that a mintmoney politics, that she was deserting the was "refined" Lady couldn't stand It any longer. Lit"J "uue ,ove'y Music. And when I set up in New RmOnn careers of social service . i,.. tle Genevieve, the Child Wonder, had . say Music. I mean Music. I ,.Ui UIKIM- - worker and teacher for non don't ny the home mean an imitation of a been to an government soon diversified Party. Along dying 0r a put a stop to that. occupations, and of lead- about 4 G. M. she had brought a Pack busy Dav at fhB in0n ,..,.. Pig and Initiative that the ua! Due to the lack of ersnip metallic of Conianches Into the House and had thermore. any Gentleman who came to lues were beinsr stimulated tn the Colonial governments fellmoney, Into shown the how to take a Joke. - any au nt up like a greater degree. But the marks of the practice of printing Cathedral paper She came up for Air at Noon and was would have been eivpn th o.o. money As there wasn't any other circulat- gracious femininity were not dlsap- propped up In her theatrical Pajamas, adays all of our Best Young ring. ing People medium, the paper passed for a having the whole House wait on her, nrouna mm and give Three time as if it while she found Fault with the eggs, Hearty Cheers and then follow him to However, since the Issuing govern-ment- s vr. fierce it Favorite Prescription make the Toast, the Coffee, the Weather and the Cloak Room. It's a terrible Sit-weak women No alcohol. Sold could maintain no by druggist m tablets or liquid. Adr. all of her Relatives. For one thing uunon. reserves for redeeming the adequate notes as the Service was not up to the Ritz Grandma Take the Count they fell due, and as the colonies Earnestness Wina and she didn't like to have the Cur "It sure is." agreed Genevieve, found the device so The earnest desire of succeeding easy that there tains lifted so high and her Name was "Most of the stuff Is was a constant synthetic. By the temptation to put out is almost always a prognostic of In the Paper and every way, Granny, now that you are all more, the notes fell In value. success. thing looked dark for the Princess. wound up, why don't you bawl me When depreciation went so far as out for being a Bob? Go on and tell to appall the authorities, a new set Queen of the Flappers. about the Good Old Days when of bills would be put out, with the The Old Lady sat In fixed Amazeevery Gal had a Horse's Tail officials swearing that this time It ment for a while, surveying the Eighth hanging down her would be different and the issue Back, and when she did it up she Wonder of the World, and then she would be confined to what could be said: "When I was a Girl and went put In a couple of Soft Pillows and redeemed. tnen wore a Rhine-Ston- e But the promises, even to a Party, I always came down to Comb, just iewest tlotel when backed by good to make the Whole Thing more Breakfast next morning and, what's Intentions, were never after she got an kept more, I came down early and helped Hat, Is reliable for skin troubles. Red, At length, the English merchants with a Kitchen Garden around the rough Mother." skin, sore, itching, burning feet, chafing, Terrace a and Velvet Bow on Top, The Queen of the Flappers gave her WHEN SHES and clasped on her Cameo Brooch and chapping, rashes, irritations, cuts and HE respected Grandmother the cold Once- UPSET SUFFERS pulled out her Puff Sleeves, If she Over and then said, "You were a burns, are (juickly relieved and healed br wasn t a Gawk you're crazy. A WomSimp." applications of Cntlenra Ointment No household should an had so much Junk above her Shoulbe without it. "Possibly so, from the Standpoint .... j. r (, ders In those days, it gave her the of a modern Snipe who has become so ii Price 25c and 50c. Neck-Achto around. it Yes, Proprietor: Potter Drug & Chemical Corp, Maiden. Mm. carry superficial and and sel indeed, the Snappy Days of Yore! Give fish that she regards her Parents as In my Day it was the Sweet Young Thing a Buggy Ride n and a Ball of and she'd be an imperative Rule that Young People contented for several Days. I figure should respect their Elders." . , .4 I 1 t . I s. I I r. that, to please the superanuated "Mebbe you had a better Bunch to Now she VVJ'U achy, blue-eve- d f us of Bessies all should a has lovable work new disposition, on." said little Genevieve. pep and vitality. Heed Nature awarning:5iMisibowel8invari-ablyresultiCO back to playing Charades and work"When they were giving out Relatives poieonous wastes ravagingyour system often the direct cause of headaches, 1 almost drew a Blank. I've tried to ing Card Board Mottoes. Also ride in troubles. NATURE'S Victorias, have a Taffy Pull once In REMEDY the mild, put up with Mom and Pop, but you'll Duys something more than space and circulation in laxative 200 Rooms 200 Tile Baths a while and take Lessons on the Harp. safely stimulates the entire eliminative tract have to admit that the i sltranrrthana auitl.u uw columns of this newspaper. It buys r they're a couple We must be rather Rough House, as i or ooweiB "v.i.Suni,ti, iuuiLcs normal. Radio connection in every room. space and of Giffles. Both of them can sleep circulation intr u Got I rvv the 9u favorable we are learn criticized plus that consideration being of our standing up. They don't seem to be RATES FROM 1.50 readers for this newspaper and its severely by all those who are cheating hep to what's Transpiring. I told them advertising patrons. 7jf oppoutt Mormon Tabrmad the Old People's Home by running a aiontn ago I wanted a Roadster just around on the Outside. They have Let ERNEST C. us like Bernice is more about it. ROSSITER, Mgr. driving. It is one Duck talked Incessantly for a number of and the price Is only $4G00. Do you Years but they have not, so far as I think I can get those two Swozzies to can learn, headed off a single Petting buy one for me? The old Tight-Wad- s 'arty. I must now leave you to play keep talking about the money. Don't X 18 holes, attend a couple of Teas, take they know that a Cutie can't hold the Slogan in a shake-uParty at a Man's ApartBoys any more unless she has her own wranu prize FOR WINNING NAME, $5,000 and dance at a dine ment, Bus? And lloyd Ward. Parowsa. Utah you know how these flat uoose. a at the cross-wyeall WJJfVJUJ haired Papas are. SLOGAN PRIZES: They don't like to the night Police don't get me, I'll see you 1 PRIZE OF f'fle in a Lizzie. 11,000 You can't blame Herbert J. Montrose, 70? 8th Ave. South, Clinton, tow Tomorrow at this hour." them, can you? No. I want somea iuui jr 3U Fannie Marks, 116 S. Broadway, Savins which she departed, leaving Bsloraor. Md. thing that will cut across Lots and PUI7D M on the Grandma Ropes. climb a Tree and If those two A. 400 Rslph McRse, Kioodles Psrk, UuoLto, 11L Imng the not Do joy 1 PR'2H OF 1250 MORAL: repress think they can work off a Fliv on me. Richard R. Randolph, Menird, Texss ous, criminal Instincts of Youth. they've got another Guess coming." PRIZES OF 1100 EACH r, au curing this Rave the kind-face- d o o rem wood Avenue, I renton. N. I. " Fields Relic of Florida Sponge Days stared at her J. P. Butler, 151 E. M.rquette Rd Chi folnty L. D. iweetmsB, ITiaropsoo FslU, Mont.ago, 1 Controlled by Greeks little and sighed Deeply. discovered Tarpon The Greeks !" St.. Boulder. Colo. m v n uh,m ml The Coy Debutante and the Bustle. Springs, Fla., prior to the discovery Tezu a city. "I am neighboring she said at last, of St Petersburg, j wondering," A C the Key "H there is left, anywhere In the They also discovered that Dorts McDonalJ Jones. Apt.. West spongers were harvesting the world, such a " as a thing Mrs. Ethel Sierwright Jerome. Aril. Chaperon. from the 1 saw hooks one last Season and she was. sponges with prong 19tn ri'il' bI"0"' Norfolk, V. Iowa 'f00' Ha'coart, "you will pardon the Modernism, a bow of a dinghy. Thereupon, they Wm. V. Mulroney, 62 N. 13th St., Fort DotW Jr., moaern tjuii-meU. "P- - She was a Grass uivms moved in witn 10 PIUZF.S OF Widow, aged 0 EACH , made and vessels, and , , mi lAmiM. mo. oi. ' red '.r THE contest for a name and slogans gasoline. Bronze was used as a color Ilaunw, 20 Cannon ntj 2 painted a Creamy White, with a Lane, Ben Oma, 206 W to singled Nob and she wore about eight a cleaning in the sponge Industry. Not Street. FLnCfeiX Bakjr s new Conoco ior over. In is make the this to operate new gasoline distinctive and to X gasoline wnces of only were they able ,MFnMdA'1" EtrKal.veH, Mont, R M clothing. As a Guardian The winning name and slogans have but be- our customers. It was liked by C. A. Jackson, 1404 Philtower, Tulsa OklaT w Young Girls protect I would say that she old beds more successfully, 1. Uayt been selected and awards made to the il Mrs. Kenneth M. Adams, Ranrhos da was hand nicfcoH. Tjos.'n. M. everybody they, you, everybody called in iS7; hn i ho,i yond the deptns or uie wnineian ukj unlisted here. contestants with filled Oolden Conoco fields new Bronze. Wdcoa, 66 Horn St., Salt Lake it Coming-ou- t found as So, we the try were O. Girls Party, C Ernst, S. Jackson Avi., Kansas Citjr' Utah More than half a million good friends j we couldn't change now. It will might, limited supply and superior quality of nought by their Parents and no always tried sincerely to help us, and we are be known as Conoco Bronze. It had too Boone, 132'A Bast 12th St., Dallas. Texaa wng Gentleman even asked for Persponge. Roland Mulhauser. 210 Hillside & The sponges are now harvested by t0 Cal1 untI1 ne talked wiln grateful to all of them for the names and much personality to avoid this popularity th! Ave l B'tttmoTeMd. H P 'xSl''.lM 5;,,low of all animal matter cleaned of each which Greeks caresent had a us, "nicknamed"! ' slogans rating h8d Cre" flaShed Mrs. hiS L. O. Williams, Round Hill. Vs. other 2tialster iouis J. Stverak, Rt, 2, Hastings. Mich. before they reach shore by ful reading and consideration. Therefore, conforming with contest "I get sold by still other Greeks. and Greeks, you," said Genevieve. "You Even though we have selected and paid rules, we are using a name of our own strung onto Mrs. Frank A. Leiis. C, now Alter CHNtiimj-- i fV,i' g0ing to pu a Um o( c,mt creation, the name used in all the contest a splendid name, we find we cannot for I. C. WThe Rich, im? Hian St. Denver, string feet long. Colo, six about bout the Good did Mrs. - A. Bovd. Louisiana. MO. string? advertisements "Conoco Bronze" ose or it Days of 1875, of the even many hundreds of any a "bunch" and the days called Wl11 Is never it is It. h.yU Set away with not the name for which we though of "bunch-es- " nave studioH inni good names submitted. Oias. T. Allen, Mt. Pleasant catch Is tallied in number paid $5,000. of service for are is MaofordA.ShawOPoKOflicelMaceTiLXcto'ij what Here they Before l th8t GoIdeD Ae of Chiv happened: Each 13 PRIZES OF 113 EACH user or of Conoco Bronze gets a Mrt a deficit from a blackboard - Reed, 6 Downer W. " every erasing Plsce, Aurora, m. wins "nickname." a Bachelor had Personality always of instant th'n,map PP,ar perpetual prize the rough edges M"n. Avon St., EI P.so, Teiag starting, lightmopping a windshield, A. covered with Trailing ArbuWe never thought of that in our anxiety Car Schwab, Kan. City, ning pick-ugreater mileage and power I.WesUw. Moot. have to be clipped. Smi a name an for coy "ehutante wore a to commerfor Biimi is it good for a get outstanding e Whloh ... great gasoline. The sponges too large and called .j u pracucauy im- are cut Into pieces f. B. Pharea, Powell. Wyo. use cial d0WD8lt t0 Sin me used in original . m I Lcden, III. ki those while cuts." because 1 don't want to Hat th formsi called are . I I.: form ai..gr. 'RMd. Bsltimore, Md. "e,odeon and attend Lectures on A . i?""y; Bn.l L oly Land- - To" think I am a J. v"er. ii. Old Habit Justified J)hn 1 tauBer, 121 Grant "ecause I don't want to sit in Wsrreo. Pa. Oscar Monroe. Grinnell, St., of a woman looking hnhit ow. v I Son uay ana read Tenny- PRIZES has OF , tlO bed for a male intruder L. H. lirabam. 13 ndmlt that 1 cannot et W, Fi,w St.. K.ew"nee III Klrb When a woman rerllced ut 0f the results. r Exercise or th rooms in u "errinK Bone Stitch. Probably llm Immodesf her bedroom light she on Switched because I do not wear t under the bed. She look 6el IIarness- VOL the year started to a muffled whs u Twarkani. Texas At'',2.n4JPi,n are boosting so strong, saw a man's shoes and heard Jm anrt Lew' 21 with presence N"h but L .Richmond V"5 other H. w. Shcff. Route I, fclkhart. Kan.St., Chicago, III. couldn't take a couch Frightened hu t A PERFECT RUNNING MATE FOR CONOCO GERM PROCESSED MOTOR to another room and ran Wee K Cowper. 3151 N. Ashland A.., Chiciio. ffl. she out OIL mind, were of you Nice Girls, Am Tm, "fence Fraser, Bristow, Okla. Two policemen THf UOTOK Oil with THt 'HIDDCN QUAKT' THAT NtVt OtAINt fled KJ, Were concealed within ruf- - telephoned for police. " """am e.ine 5W1 w Jefferson St., Louisville. K. AWAY from intruder Amr the CuWwelfMarer. Tooele C'uh wnlch tral,eJ on the onme nnd behind you, kicking up the his hiding place. you dance? ONCE frai-voJ- hL 'JTa .. d hi un-aus- e Vlr-S"",- ' foblT GtSnS rf.S e.,. -- ti 4go)g hr uL And Bayer means all-nig- Safe t Ice-bo- x x- 1'i-- iti-on- d Salt Lake City's blab-The- n, J e d If House-Servant- Pop-Cor- Constipation Drove half-aliv-e. n HOTEL TEMPLE SQUARE Your Advertising Dollar tell you Aid p Road-Hous- Name and uh wife. Winners e ri 1 by-go- Grand-Daught- f"' ! Nicknamed that s Kenney-Warre- n what happened g &!' I y 1 f J- - rt'.' d-- n p, ""'. J y One-Finge- C 7S BRNZE GASOLINE n,vu |