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Show Maryland 1$ 300 appear and reappear without human remains perverse. Incalculable, prone agency is the same In each case. to wayward action, and quite nnable (The only exception r this rule ! to account for Its own foolishness?" provided by the box of matches, BUstad Ar tli Mack which requires tto supernatural aids to disappearance.) Most mysterious "Here's one name on the commit Defies Explanation of Logic, of all hi the Itinerary of the object tee that I never heard of." "Oh, that's probably the person that vanishes. Where does my founReason, or Science. tain pen ge when my back is turned who actually does the work." and before It returns to where I left A writer was found It? If I knew that I suppose I should PERVERSITY OF THE INANIMATE Salt Lake City's fewest Hotel I well-know- n one morning by his family when they came down to breakfast, groveling on the floor beneath the sideboard, writes Evelyn Sharp, British novelist, in the Manchester "I am looking for my piece of bacon,' he explained when, although accustomed to his curious temperament, they asked for an explanation. This story was told me in illustra s tlon of the of a charming man of letters there was. I may add, no piece of bacon under the sideboard when they looked for It but to me It bears a different interpretation. On this occasion I do not think he was absent-mindeat all. I think he was wrestling with the devil that habitually enters into some common object of the household and whisks it away into space. It Is a devil that beats us all; and I have no difficulty in believing that the piece of bacon really leaped from his plate and shot under the sideboard and then disappeared. No one who has possessed a pair of scissors or spectacles, a iencil, or a knife, or a piece of India rubber, or an ear trumpet Is In a position to doubt his assertion. "Reason, I admit, is against this theory of the capacity for locomo tion shown by the Inanimate; but I do not pretend that there is any rea son in the matter. I am stating facts, and everybody knows It Is a fact that the pen you put down on the table a moment ago simply vanished A Few Drops Every while you walked across the room to consult a book, and then, when Night and Morning you had wasted several minutes In Will Promote Clean, turning the room upside down in a valn search for It, reappeared where Healthy Condition! you originally left It The pen may At All Drug Stores be a needle or a hammer or a bunch of keys or a pipe ; its ability to dis VcitaMoriMCoDpt.W.CIiiralo.rer FrM Baok absent-mindednes- 'n"1 - s m Ox Tam Ace Still in Use in Maryland To resurrect the colonial scene and to absorb its atmosphere to best adthe 01fl 'Line state, vantage, one should leave his motor MA11ILAND. Is celebrating Its car behind and wander down the Poanniversary. tomac and up the Chesapeake aboard one of the little trading steamera at Saint Clement's Which wend their onwyled. way to all the sturdy in the Poto--h!(now Blaklstone) Island, that reach out of the colonial landings marks .the landing - " Snie past for their contacts Gee f Leonard Calvert, the first with the Twentieth-centurworld. an16 June IVaryland governor. On For while modern Maryland, for the other celebration will take place at St most part, turns its back on the bay .. . xne ,1 a ir- a .nrst juarjmuu and Its tributaries Jjlary city, site ot and faces the splen-'di- d (capital, near the extreme southern highways of the present, Which p of the state. have had to keep Inland to avoid Maryland is a delightful geographic broad, unbridgeable tidal inlets, hisilnlature of America. Her eastern toric Maryland gratefully faced the Wr U as level as any prairie state shore that was its great highway to the world beyond the sea and clung Soutnern Maryland, Close to une as fertile. it mantle with manorial mansions that Forty miles In 40 hours from of Is a counterpart re centuries old, Washington to Baltimore between dewater Virginia and the did South. Saturday afternoon and Monday morn The rolling green fields and forested ing! No, the steamer Is not so un and Frederick Us of Montgomery reasonably Slow as It would seem ; for unties remind one of the Blue Grass Its course must thread a dozen tidal untry of Kentucky and of the lovelivers and lakelike bays 1o visit the lest valleys of New York and New creaking landings thut have survived island, while the long llmbs of Big the centuries and still offer their comlavage mountain, Negro mountain, and merce to the outside world. During iejrsers ridge have made many a west-;r- n those 40 hours one lives again the life motorist feel that they were as of another age. ii.li as the Rockies and the Sierra The trip begins as you set sail, leavfevada. ing the Capital City astern. Presently Her tiny area la a museum of geol-igthe frowning bastions of Fort Washdisclosing the most ancient rocks ington appear, at the mouth of Piscat-awa- y it our globe and others still 3d the creek. Upon the site of the pairocess of making, and running the rade ground of that fort Gov. Leonard tale through every major geological Calvert held a powwow with the king poch. of the Piscataways, as his first act in From little St. Marys, where the establishing friendly relations with the Zionists of the Ark and the Dove Indians. the first community la the Port Tobacco river comes down rorld where Protestant and Catholic through the hills to meet you, with ould worship in friendship together, its memories of John Hanson of Muli an age when Europe was red with berry Grove, president of the United ilood shed in the name of religion, States in congress assembled, the mountains of western Maryland, of Thomas Stone of Habre de 'tee George Washington, fighting the Venture, signer of the Declaration of ndlans, gained his first military Independence, and of Dr. James Craik, s a continuous panorama who saved Washington's life In Brad-dock- 's of colonial landmarks and scenes defeat and attended him until acred and momentous In our national his death. ire. Many of the fine old manor houses In this state, whose finest tradition but the years have closed survive, I tolerance, intellectual giants and the stream to modern navigation, aligsouled men and women originated though it once was deep enough for stable principles of government and the barques from England ew ideals of human society. and did a thriving trade in tobacco. apt. John Smith Was There. It got its name, not, It Is said, from It is Impossible definitely to fix the the sovereign weed, but from the tribe ate when white men first saw what of Indians who once lived there the now Maryland. Portobacks. But certainly the Chesapeake bay Home of the "King Entertainer." ftion was carefully explored by Capt. before reaching Morgantown, Just sn Smith, of Jamestown, in 1608. Mount Republican appears beyond a that year he went up one side of headline, and what memories the walls bay and down the other, going of this old house couid relate If they the rivers and inlets as he pushed could speak For here lived and ruled, ward. He visited what Is now the history notes, Franklin Weems, known 6 of Baltimore and sailed up the as King Entertainer of Southern tapsco river. He also went up the Maryland. It is said that he had a Momac as far. at least as Indian hundred foxhounds in his pack; that lead. he maintained a card game which lastter the rlirnrn nf tha IV arv fViinrl1 a rti ed forty years; that he kept a cellar Pmate had ended his hopes of estab-stocked with fifty barrels of the best a colony there, and after Vir-p- l brandies and the choicest wines for the had refused to receive him un-landed gentry or casual traveler comne took the oath of spiritual ing his way, and he so loved youth to the king of England, Sir and happiness about him that he gave frge Calvert, the first Lord Balti-F- . a party for the young people three went back to london and asked times a week. Flng for a part of the unsettled re-Late In the night Blaklstone Island north of the Potomac river. (known as St. Clement's island in coThis was granted him, and also a lonial days) is picked up by an obligilarter (which he wrote himsplfi thnt ng1 searchlight, and one can fancy he pled him to set up a palatinate, sees coming out of the darkness of the we most ample rights and prlv-,- ? past the Ark and the Dove, bearing ever conferred by a sovereign the founders of Maryland, commanded "'giand. by Gov. Leonard Calvert, brother of '"der It, all thnt fho Krnmn roralnorl Sir Cecil Calvert, second Lord BaltiP feudal supremacy. Two Indian more. and a fifth nf th m .nH Landing of 'Governor Calvert. Produced were the sole annual trib- A landing was made March 25, 1634 ; riulre(l as a gesture of fealty to a huge cross, hewn out of a tree, was 'ng. RpVOnd that tha nrnt.rla. erected, with prayers and thanksgivas given ing, and solemn and formal possession Ulomsts were to retain all the of the land, both In the name of the I or Englishmen. spiritual Christ and the temporal king, ' impressed by the crescent form of taken. r "otithern boundary of the terrl-- was were island The waters around the granted him by his friend Charles shallow and had to be approached In wrd Baltlmnr. A boatload of womenfolk Ptttla. The king, however, want- - shallops. to stage Maryland's first ashore going uunor his wife, Queen Henrietta wash day was overturned. Some of , rni and v. colony oe- the women narrowly escaped drownPSie. "'"'jiaiiu lue ing, and Governor Calvert reported ;first Ixrd Baltimore dvlne be- - much linen lost, Including some of his advantage of his own, "which was no small matter in thTl title was confirmed tn hla these distant parts." "Weil. St Marys, though a shrine to which ,Seen Prom the Water. Christendom owes a pilgrimage, Is only ii a memory that has no place In a steamItpn j, ueginmngs oeer's time-tabl"lu,uac river ana unesa-(take h a"d the events that trana-lt.,Y"St Marys was the site chosen by Penlnsula have had such Leonard Calvert for the first settleHere he bought 30 miles from sta!"'ng on the destiny of the ment Indian king, with a quantity of the uie course 01 nu' Fo hist and broadcloth, and the that hoes one axes, to needs Journey Per .s7 20 "gentlemen" and 300 arouia Colonists understand the role thii .EDO nlA and half Catholic in making of tisans, half fclcf National Geoeraphle Society. ""VuHnrton. D- - C. WKU Berviee. h y 1 y, 1781-178- d know how to exorcise permanently 1TCHMG 1RRITATI0I1 the devil that enters Into the Inaniin persistent cases where parts Even mate object and gets the better of are sore and tender comfort follows me every time. to want exorcise not "I do really him. He is almost the last relic In a material age of those things that cannot be explained away by reason or logic or science. The magic of the Inanimate Is a thing to he accepted, not a thing to be proved. I can tell you tt Is there, but If you do not see It I cannot make you believe me. The best kind of truth is like that as every child can tell you who knows Friends Lost Fat Too that as soon as he goes to sleep, his In become alive. Besides, playthings "I weighed 190 lbf. when I first spite of the power of the Inanimate started Kruschen. In 3 months I lost to exasperate us at every turn In 37 Vi lbs. I was so proud of my results, 1 ve told quite a few our daily life. It holds at least one of my oveifat friends. vestige of consolation for animate They, too, have lost a nature as represented by us. Can lot.'1 Mrs. J. S. Sonra, we wonder, when pens and pencils Waco, Texas. 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