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Show mimsSL CASTLE DALE. UTAH EMERY COUNTY not sneak when i met yon last Sunday eve, If you have any thine aealnst me I would like to know in what regards I have not treated that ARTIE von did yon right and like a lady. I am. very truly, your obedient servant. Grant Wilson." Artie That wins the diamond can- onenerl I wonder where he got that fancy pass about "severn" friendships I Til make that foxy boy think some body's severed him if I take a crack at biml Did yon answer It, Maine? Mamie Not yet Would youT Artie Sure. Td send him one that burn a bole In the mall sack. You get your little old sheet of paper and I'll tin vou off a few things to tell that boy. I'll bet you all kinds of money that I can send him somethln' that he'll talk about In bis sleep. Ton get the paper. (Mamie goes to the next room and returns with writing material She seats herself at the table ready write. An attack of the giggles.) Artie Chop the laoghln'. Go on and write to him. I'll tell you what say. Just begin this way, "You're all right but i can't see you with a tele scope." Mamie No, no, Artie, please no Be 1 don't want to say It that way. sides. I've got to address him first Now. what shall i call hlmT Artie You could call him a good many things and make no error. Ill tell you those. Mamie I know, but shall i say "Mr. Wilson, Sir," or Just "Dear Sir?" Artie Naw. cut out the blarney Get in plenty o' rough work right from the start. Burn him up. call mm you noor eea." You've eot to burn up one o' them boys to make em understand. Just snv. "Get out o' town and keep quiet and you may live to see the flowers aealn." If you give him that easv talk he'll think you're leadln' him on. Let me write to his nobs and 'II fix him. (Artie takes the pen and writes for a few moments, Mamie watching him and suppressing giggles.) Now, how's this? This is the reat stuff. (Reads.) "1 lust received your nervy letter. If I never saw vou again It would be too soon. You're all right, but apple sauce Is a drug on the market Do not come into our ward or I win have His Adventures In Love, Life and the Pursuit of Happiness By GEORGE ADE That's All, Mr. Wilson! NINE o'clock the front room gently baking with beat the open fireplace, and the bridge lamp cast a mellow glow. On the marble-toppetable was the photograph of a tense young man with plastered haJr. The picture la; against a metallic prop of fanciful design which was intrenched between the ash tray and a copy of "The Rubalyat." The overstuffed furniture was a bit ornate aud confined in chintz. The crayon portrait of Mamie's father looked down benignly on this room. The portrait represented a bearded fop with a fantastic forelock, a necktie polka-dotte- d with great accuracy and a shirt-fron- t bearing a lump of gold. On two occasions In bis life, Mamie's father bad boruo an approximate resemblance to the man In the frame. One occasion was that of the visit to the photographer's and the other was of the Social Reception to the Big Noise of the Union. In the picture Mamie's father was clean and and he bore a placid, maidenlike expression which Mamie had sel dom observed In him. The crayon portrait had originally been a bargain for $2.ft0 and the agent who delivered It had put it In a frame at $14.00. The frame was a boiling foliage of white and silver. With such a picture In the house there was no chance for Mamie to lose regard for her father. As for the father, be escaped an affliction of pride by remaining in other rooms of the house. This crayon portrait dwarfed the "Mona Lisa" "The Pantheon." "Sir Galahad" and the others. It was the luminous thing of the front parlor, and it was to the portrait that Artie Blanchnrd addressed himself as be AT d I LACE AND GAY PRINT RIVALS; FROCK SMARTLY STYLED TENNIS X between choosing IF hesitating lace or printed chiffon for your next dressy afternoon frock, here's the solution of the problem buy both. Have each of these frocks made with detachable sleeves and you solve both the afternoon and formal evening connection problem of dress. In this It might be well to say that in the Worth midseason collection most every or chifdressy gown, either of lace a matching by was accompanied fon, Jacket or an ingeniously contrived wrap of the same material. h print frock. this extremely modish in the new fad of . which is sweeping over iD ftJJ-,andheard stylists have door" and they nlty knocking at the looked and l have gladly "stopped, the tened" to the call In consequence resolved has program summer style after Itself into Just one sunback gown another. most To be fashionable one really of ton. If the coat a deep acquire t An it work well then betake thyself to the nearest dm I I I r I 1 KM M way. Artie I was Just klddin'. Mame. ? How's the Mamie She was asking about you today. Artie Say. on the square, has she got any time for me? Mamie (warmly) Why. of course, she likes you I Artie Well, the got a cold eye In her head. I think she wants to marry you to a duke or something." Mamie Pooh. Artie How about the ringer? Mamie What's that? Artie You know that crasher you were goln' to can. Have you written to him? You mean Mr. Mamie (excitedly) Wilson I I haven't told you. have I? Artie Well, I should say not. Has he been trallln' you again? Mamie No, but he wrote to me! Its the funniest thing you ever read. I'll get you the letter. Artie Gee. that boy's a stayer. If he don't keep off o' ray route there'll be people wnlkln' slow behind film one o' tncse days. Let's sea what he says (Mamie cops to the adjoining room and returns with a letter and offers It to Artie.) Mamie (with a pretty giggle as a Well, he begins by saypreliminary) ing, "Miss Mary Carroll. My Oar s "My Dear Madam." Wouldn't that cock you. though? Artie Go on; tell me the worst. Mamie Listen I (reads) "1 do not know why you should have (rented uie as you have done, I have always regarded you as a" friend, but ot late I have come to the opinion that you desire to sever our friendship, seeing you taken for a ride. You are worse than a stranger to me. By Joining the marines you will see more of the world and I will see less of you, and oblige." Mamie (on the verge of hysterics) what would he think if I sent him a letter like that? Artie He'd think he was up against the cold outside, and that's where he Is, huh? Mamie Ot course. You know that (Artie drops the pen. and with great Oh-h-b-- caution waist.) wraps I his arm around r j 1 V v$ fcO' v'ySM I H A if Which again multiplies the wear-abilit-y and adaptability to occasion of these lace, also chiffon, summer modes. Nearly all lace dresses are entirely lace, In small patternings, trimming being conspicuous by its ab sence. Which fact taxes the Inventive genius of the dressmaker who Is called upon to differentiate one gown from another through adroitly interwork- Ing a multiplicity of drapes and panels, flounces and streaming scarfs or graceful capelets as best suits the Individuality of the wearer. Of course color Is an outstanding note and does more than anything else to individ ualize the lace dress and to Invest It with radiant beauty. The Interest wnlch centers around suntan shades extends to lace. One of the encouraging things about choos ing any of the suntan or sunburn shades is that the color being so fash ionable, one finds it an easy matter to match up the frock with accessories, Including hats, hosiery, shoes, gloves, handbags, fancy scarfs and, In fact every Item of dress. The gown to the left in the picture Is of beige lace and each Item of the costume has been carefully matched down to the slightest detail. Many style points are accented In store, and ask for some one or other of the newest face powders made to match the ruddy tans and other sunray colorings. However, via the drug store is not the only road which leads to coats ot tan, for fashionists have stepped In and offered to help the good cause along by designing frocks which Invite the sun rays to effect a perfect health cure at the same time that they pro duce the desired complexion for ml lady. So it is that the vogue for sun tan and sunray bathing suits and day time costumes is sweeping the length and breadth of fashiondom. The suntan or, as called by some, the sunburn frock is especially voguisb on the tennis court The dress worn bj the seated figure In the picture Is a It Is made of very smart model. white rayon piyue a new material which is perfectly charming for sports In fact pique is a very Im wear. portant fabric Item this season. An other feature of this outfit is the cun In nlng use of "dressmaker" bows. every phase of fashion bows are play ing a stellar role. By the way, if you look about In the stores you will find that many of the pique sunburn tennis frocks are sold with long straight pique coats to mutch. Thus the sleeveless, backless her by George Ade.) Touch of Melodrama Appealed to Daudet One morning about a ago Leon Daudet found his sixteeuyeur old son dead In a taxicab, probably by his own hand, but be preferred to charge the police with slaying him because of the monarchists activities ot his newspaper. He was given a Jail sentence for defamation of public oitl rials, but barricaded himself in his office with hundreds of his monarchist students. They had pistols, rifles anil machine guns, but confined their hostilities to throwing glass bottles at policemen. Jean ("hlappe, head ot the Paris police, did a little thinking, then called out every available piece of tire ap paratus and stationed It prominently around the neighborhood of Daudet's paper. The firemen were lined up In military precision beside their equip ment Chiappe then called the leadei of the revolt to the balcony and showed him the overwhelming su periority of the besiegers. Dramatical ly he asked that Daudel avert blood shed. Given the opportunity to dis play Lis own melodramatic oratory. Daudet replied that he would not shed French blood in a personal quarrel Detroit News. and surrendered. letter written by General La fay ette and addressed to Itev. William C WnodbrlilRe was found recently In the bottom of an old trunk In pos session of T. K Wondhrldge. a de soendiint who lives at Upland. Calif A dollar banknote of 18"0. Issued by the Bunk of V'etgennes, Vt, also wa found com-mitte- 4-- n Sours Lots of folks tion which Ion who think tw i cS hS could be restores digestion to Phillips does awav sourness and gas right "'"caa f after SO to apt two hours after eating. What out yicyaiauuu 10 take' AM good it is for the burning dose of lch 7 --7 " temporary relief at Milk of Magnesia mowES times its volume in acid. " OTtmJ "cany diet has brought on Z soda-wh- vi jr VVUJ1.U4 PhmTs of Magnesia Speaking Well for It Bently Why don't yon try my tad ior, oiu man; wiuuauu lucs ue use JOOd i tenai? Bently I should say he I had a suit that lasted me iime i paid ior it! n, does? almost j up Mosquito!: HANFORD'S Balsam of Mytrt Honey back for ftrt bottle If not mlted. 10 Wei Money From Cottoi When James Coats began to Bute thread In the little town ot Fergnslie, Paisley, Scotland, 104 years ago, le could have realized the enormous its that would accrue to the (a Nine "cotton kings," headed bj Glentanar, who left an estate valri at 4,624,203, died millionaires, mi the recent death of Mrs. Coats Bojil 748,118, brings the total d 21,295,274 for ten members of family. Of this amazing som ami from the sale of reels of cotton, id state has claimed 5,104,528 in deaii duties. Montreal Family Herald. who left tfcef Fine Art William McFee. commenting Califoraid very famous case before the lpfisintnro said with a smile: "Liars are born, not made. p4 liar Is almost as much of a rarM a strictly honest man and I firmly tej lleve it takes more talent to i thnn it does to be honest. "For one thing, a good Uar m have a good memory. A De o el Bov Burelars An Spanked the spanking, i tolM rtotv nnniilar in grandpa's the sentence meted out to twoj ou sters by a Judge of Alamosa, l"T a They had broken into The court advocated similar in the case of other Juvemie procrf" ou'i Dem Angel Voice. Ctlbf an tinoi "Has your new pw ending?" oIgDt "Yes, It closes Saturday Life. SWEATS COULDNTW Z& Helped By Taking Lyk ham' Vegetable CoW canyon. it .waa wm . ,.hie .rA enter-teinme- down for cona couia --Vfo V Fait m duced & I Ivllf 1, Lk For the Tennis Court. tie flowered chiffon Illustrated here. frock becomes tuned to Informal day The fact that the print stresses vivid time wear because of its accompanying flowers on a dark background Is sig wrap. nificant Very smart prints register The dress to the right features a color effects such as capmine and sleeveless knitted blouse enlivened beige shades printed on rich browns. with modernistic strlm flowers on orange and White with a dnsh of color N the or black navy and that which is at watchword of the mode, both In tht. moment a favorite with smart knitted effects and where mnterhil. Parislennes black aud white com are combined. binations. There Is a strong revival 0f Two outstanding notes of special knitted suits. Many of these Include a It to when conies stress, considering sweurer and a Important style trends, are the skirt "'""'ws cardigan lacket. below the knees and the length prin JUUA B(JTTOMLEY. cess silhouette wMib distluguishes 129. Weeuru Nwip.per Unlon, flame-colore- PLEASANT GROVE-Cro- wds d to exceed 18,000 viewed the parade and participated in the at the eighth annual Utah Strawberry day celebration. As a "le.proran, George L. Smith, the Chamber of mmerce ,rntog presented the city with LErUnd adJolnln city SI ,1? 6r DOrth' Purchased by the coramer to augment the city park, it was accepted by Mayor Frank B. Newman. esti-mate- multi-colore- A on January 1. 1929 is estimated at 2,866,000, compared with one year before, and 2,650,000 on January 1, 1927. Shipment of the SumCOALVILLE wool clip was mit county farm bureau with total shipweek, this completed ments amounting to 200,000 pounds.2 sold for 34 The pool this year was paid for highest the cents a pound, The clip locality. this in wool any was shipped to Boston. Marked improvement in UTAH in TJtah range conditions occurred and livestock range monthly the May, Frank Anreport issued recently by statistician agricultural federal drews, declares. Lamb crop and wool clips are both short and heavy losses are noticeable among sheep and lambs, the report says. Normal morality prevails among cattle, while calf crop prospects are good. Word was received reGUNNISON of the cently by I. L. Henrie, leader s project work in Gunnison valley, from the Holstein association official test of America that he had been awarded a cash prize on his cow for taking sixth place in . Delia the official test given for 1928-9to 3 years old, Homestead Lass, 2 tested 402.59 pounds of butterfat in 258 days with an average- test of 3.83. WOODS CROSS The first carload of early mixed vegetables from the state was shipped from Woods Cross recently. This car was loaded with asparagus, carrots, beets, turnips, onions, radishes and peas, and was shipped to Montana. The shipper expects to send many cars into Montana, and thus to relieve the congested conditions on the Salt Lake markets, according to District Agricultural Inspector H. P. Mathews. COALVILLE Graveling of the relocated Lincoln highway around the Echo reservoir has been started by the Sumsion Construction' company. The gravel for this surfacing is coming from Echo canyon, about a mile east of here. The same company has a contract for gravel surfacing the stretch from Echo to Baskin, about six miles, and also is engaged on this work. It Is expected that the new Lincoln highway road will be open to traffic about July 4. e KAYSVILLE The executive of the Davis county farm bureau held a meeting with the central committee and set the date for the Davis county farm bureau day and fair for August 28. The place has not been decided. Other years it has been held at Lagoon resort. Various committees were appointed. It was decided the exhibition will largely be made up of the usual flower show, women's department, club work and fruits and vegetables. LOGAN The May jreport of the Richmond-LewistoDairy Herd Improvement association Just filed with County Agent Robert L. Wrigley, by Le Roy Nelson, tester, shows average milk production per cow was 946.8 pounds, compared with 894.9 pounds for April. The average butterfat production per cow was 33.6 pounds as compared with 30.97 pounds for the previous month. One hundred and twenty-twanimals produced 40 pounds of butterfat or more. PROVO With the volume of production greatly increasing, the shipments from the local poultry plant are greater than the average for this time of the year, according to local poultry plant officers. During the last three weeks an average of 25,000 sacks of feed and 1100 cases of eggs have been shipped each week, while two carloads of cockerels also have been in this period. Three more shipped carloads of cockrels will be shipped the coming week. HELPER Excavation work has started on the site for the of the new Peerless mine, one-hal- f tipple mile above Rolapp. Work on the rock tun-nfor the mine has been progressing steadily and the water liners are within two hundred feet of the coal vein. Nineteen hundred feet of tunnel has been drilled. The tipple will be a modern steel structure, and will be located where the present Rolapp-ia- n highway project traverses the dec-tid- Lafayette Relic rSes - all-ov- came In from the hallway, with bis arm lingering at Mamie's waist, halfway between a caress and a hug. "Hello, old boy," said be, and then he asked Mamie. "How does the old gentleman stack up?". "He's back there now. reading the paper." "All right 1 wasn't lookln' for him." Artie pulled out a chair and seated himself In It sldewlse. He happened to see the photograph on the table. Artie Well. I'm not turned to the wall, eh? Mamie Don't begin talking that CITY The number of lambs on Utah, farms and HEBER 2 ever-beguili- Sent Him a Letter Like That." UTAH Smith-Hughe- 1 I It's a Privilege to Live In 1-- Lace Gown and One of Gay Print. "Oh. What Would He Think If News Notes d (. d pound. , est"imHg8T oo' 0n Utah Wh ",000 in 1927 farm rece,pt expenses on 22 farms in eastern Millard county during 1928 averaged Just $700, according to the findings of an economic survey of he Snextenfllde UDder the dIrecti service of the Utah Ag-- r cultural college. The report of ounfv han8 t0 th8 ea8te of been ma(,e Pblic, f611"' trom of P, McKay tounty agricultural ag4t lesF.,toHiO,RM0tal i love Jill t a Ldicine.5; " i .jtWf',1 'arms January L 1929. as num-- L n9'8l?H0lCOmPared StoS "We t ana a Tinnsfilteener . "v rTinoiui t ing the Vegetaoie vitf&h tonic to enable 9 Mas. E. F. VICKHAIB, v Mm J, F. tli pta i P' ln Z !can , relief t ore 1h tiTf. Try It 26c ' P T(r . ForS.l.tA,lD" tit Sliat u him |