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Show STI.W TUT E TTTAP EMERY COUNTY Is Thirty the Love Deadline o Elsxe J ants holds a unique place in the hearts of her countrymen. She is one of the most entertainers in the viorld. tier early successes as tar-- of "The Belle of New York," "The Fortune Teller." "The Duchess," "The Vander-bi- lt Cup," "The Hoyden',' and numerous other plays, were entirely eclipsed by the personal triumphs she scored when she undertook to write her own play, manage it and star in it. During the war she provided the enlisted men with such such sparkling humor, that she endeared herself to them forever. No other entertainer during the war ever achieved such popularity or won such undying affection from the She boys as did Elsie Janis. is unmarried. popular extreme youth, that divine period beof mind and body fore exists. Please notice I do not mention the heart In the combination for I believe the heart la about the last organ to let us down. There are surely men and women of sixty whose hearts still flutter at thoughtful attentions, kind words, and friendly smiles, but to love witb the heart alone must be like trying to fly a plane possessing only a rudder to guide It and wings to fly with If It could only rise to the sky. My theory Is that at eighteen the heart Id Its youthful enthusiasm leads here and there, the body following joyfully, the mind saying I should worry! this Is not my affair I the body Then at about twenty-five- , says to the heart. Fay a lot of attention to me, I won't always be as beautiful as I am. I'd like something definite. The heart says. Obt come on, let's Just browse along. It's such fun. And the mind sayo. It's about time I stepped In. These two are making a sap out of me. And the mind Is right. I'wenty-flv- e Is an Ideal age for most anything, but not In the least discouraged by Mr. Durant's depressing observations, I say that at thirty the mind says to the heart and body. Listen, I'll be active when you two are helpless, so work with me. You each one do your stufT but let me help you. and a good time will be had by all. So let ail of us, over the Durant deadline, stick together and prove that tie Is not entirely right. Personally, I'm going l keep on falling In love Just as Ion us I can find some one to rehearse with me. It may not be love but it certainly Is extremely plenum. ELSIE JANIS 1 have never envied philosopher bis jovver to phllos. I have always thought It must be awful to know and understand every(() 1928. by the Bell Syndicate. Inc.) thing. The greatest moment of uiy life have been the ones I could not underPassage Over Andes stand. Great Military Feat And now after reading Mi Durunt's The trip across the Andes from soul startling statement tluii no man cud love ufter thirty 1 feel a great Santiago or Valparaiso, Chile, to sympathy not for all men over thirty, Buenos Aires costs almost as much as a steamer passage from one of the but for Mr. DuranL South American ports to Europe, and I would like to take his hand In serious political consequences have remine and ask him gently what hapsulted. pened to him when he was twenty The Argentine Is In much closer nine? Or perhaps I should ask what did touch with the European continent not happen to hliu tlmt has made him than Its neighbor, Chile, and. although choose thirty as the crucial age when the Argentine boundary is only seven all men give up loving and start lying? hours from Santiago, the man in the Because certainly most of the men streets In Chile looks upon the wide 1 know who are labeled great lovers pampa beyond the Andes as a distant nre over thirty not much over and foreign country. The narrow-gaugecogwheel track If they have their way It will be years climbs out of the green Chilean valley Is on move what before they from up to the pass, following the course of known as the early thirties. Is It possible that because they don't the Aconcagua river. From the train window we can see the camino de los love they know how to love 8i well? Andes wending Its way among the I can think of three men If I'm not In older times this was too conceited who have been on my lofty peaks. the only route through the mountains, side of thirty. and It was over this narrow path that And if these men did not love or at Gen. Jose de San Martin, the Hanni least feel all the symptoms, then I'm bal of the Andes, marched his army ready to hand over all the palms I've to the diclsive battle of Chacabuco In been lucky enough to collect for doing 1817 that freed Chile from the Spanish for Imitations that trio. yoke. They cau divide them while I, .with Military writers rank this achieveIn be will beard the dust, my pride ment with Hannibal's and Napoleon's murmuring through my sobs: march over the Alps, but when one reme. Mawl ain't done by right "They flects that the pass of Little St. Berthey was only lettin' on 1" nard that Hannibal used and the pass I believe Mr. Durant really said men over thirty are Incapable of fulllnx of Great St. Bernard that Napoleon used are only half as high as the In love. Weill Maybe the men 1 have In Uspallala pass that San Martin had to one Is inclined to rate his mind now and certainly bad in heart negotiate, even higher. performance at different times, didn't fall maybe Moreover, San Martin was fighting I In. strolled cud only say for they just and freedom, whereas Hanthat their service was satisfactory and nibalright and Napoleon were waging wars to me, Id my utter Ignorance of of conquest, and were not seeking such philosophy and Its "uppercuts," thep ends as was the great Arseemed Just as capable of being in Impersonal whose achievement Is love as if they had fallen oi even been gentine leader, one of the greatest In the history of purhed Into that delightful state. Dr. Max Jordan In BerMr. Durant said by love he meant democracy. liner Tageblatt (Living Age). I now Ah there's the true devotion. catch, True Devotion I Skeptical The be devoted means, us I under d Mary Catherine lives stand It, to devote one's titim. atten tion, flowers, fruit, or whai haven't In an Indiana mining town. Wlien there Is to be work at the mines on you, to some one. Certainly a man of a certain age the following day, the whistles are and a more certain salary can do that blown at 8 p. m. One eveulng her mother said to her. "Now hurry up better than a younger one. and put the toys away, when the 8 But true? Now If by true. Mr. Du rant means absolute fidelity, then I'll o'clock whistles blow It will he time agree that he Is right, only I wouldn't to go to bed." Soon she heard the sound she dreaded to hear and she set any age limit Don't misunderstand. I do not mean remarked very casually, "I hear the that all men are unfaithful, but If It Is 8 o'clock whistles, but I don't believe accepted that "As a man thinketh. so them. Is he," then I believe true devotion Science Routs Idols though much more talked about than the dodo bird. Is Just about as rare. Science and youth are lessening the I hove been asked whether I think oellef In powers of weird faces carved a woman can fall in love after thirty on pole In Korea According to a reOf course. It takes the average worn cent report of a medical missionary au so long to reach thirty that she's there, many ot the old superstitions apt to be tired from holding out birth are being replaced bj modem health d.iya, but being one whose years have practices, and the faith In 'he healing been added up by experts who remem powers ot the carved figures Is dying l.r the date of my debut as a star out Young men ot the country are along with the dates of the Johnstown studying medicine, dentistry and pub flood, Chicago Are, Japanese earth He sanitation, and ate spreading the and other catastrophes, and knowledge r others U mke hiving very little chance of doing any subtle subtracting, I am here to fay Great Singer Well Paid tliat any woman who cannot fall iu I.Ind was the highest .paid Jenny love after thirty ought to be psyehoun of her day, the price paid for singer or vaccinated have her tonsil t:!yzed, a seat to hear her often being from r moved. Practice mukes perfect, and some $7 to $8. However, tickets wild at auction brought as high as $Gf0 each. times perfect bliss. To many women P. T. Barnum. In his autobiography, lu e affairs under thirty caa be classed gives the amount paid to Jenny Llnd iii dress rehearsals. for her American tour as $170,675.09. We prepare for war, for golf, ten This entire amount was devoted to nls, singing, dancing, even drinking be founding and endowing art scholar lore we become adept. Why not preand other charities in her native ships pare for the thing that makes the Sweden. world go round, and round, and some limes reverse? "Tiffany" Diamonds Very few women have the courage An so a iicriise authority on diamonds says that to rehearse without they marry several men, not all at one time there are certain diamonds that conof course (although that would cut tain a slight Huge of niifkltieFS and some that when exposed to the ultra down rehearsal time and expenses), violet ray or bright sunlight and then and eventually they reach puccesa Whether they receive and give true taken Into a dark room will glow for devotion or not Is another story, but as much us five minutes or sometimes they will usually assure you that they more. This does not depend upon the never really loved before. quality of the diamond. This variety Certainly after thirty both men und of diamond was" named the Tiffany women demand niorp of love than in lten In 18D6. By d SHEER FROCKS AND SHEER HATS; BOW SUMMERY STRAWS MAKE Taivxi a. .MATTy talc GRAHAM-QCWffi- R THE BUGS The potato bugs had six legs apiece. and tiny black on the back, and blue and brown underneath. on They spit a little yellow Juice for of hold took them, who anyone The Racer They had little black feelers eyes. They were yellow and Tusc Champa Spa Plugs because I know t can depend on them-- no said: they matter how "It's all right for us to treat the potatoes badly, but It Is a different manthing for people to have the bad ners to pick us up as though we were little creatures of no Importance." bugs with There were also brick-reblack dots on either side. These were the little potato bugs, while the others were the daddies and the mothers. They got on the leaves of the first potato crop and fed off them, eating Champion it die better park plug because it has an exclusive dm. d manltt Insulator ipe. cially treated to with, taad the much higher 'temperatures of the modern - r EPARTED Is the hour of glory for the vogue. "boyish" Fickle fashion has decided that women must again look feminine and lovely. The whole style stage Is set for just that a summer of picturesque and enchanting lit 1 v t?. i IS jo .i high-cooipr- e stwn engine . Also anew patented solid copper msJcefcea!thafM,.:- -. n ma J - touch the going. absolutely under nigh compiet ton. Special analyiU gas-tig- ht bli electrodes which assure a fixed spark-ga- p under au anving conditions. ',.! Champion SparJCPlugs Toledo, Ohio modes. Sheer frocks, with flatsilhouettes, big tery drooping brims, portrait bats, to be explicit, her he- ruimeut ribboned and betlowered, parasols, fans, Jewels and all the bewildering fancies which play to "vanity fair" thus does fashion " solve milady's prob lem for now and until further noticp. Wlien it comes to the styling of pretty dainty sheer frocks, tine knife plaiting Is playing a most generou? part Tiers expressed In the plaited ruflle effect ure fashion's favorite treatment for skirts. If the tiers he scalloped, as here pictured, the theme Is all the more fascinating. Many women who do their own sewing are delighted with the Idea of the plaited skirt By taking their material to the plaiter and the hem stitcher, they find, at the cost of a few cents, their frock takes on that cachet, which removes the stigma of With the malooking "homemade." terial for the skirt plaited, the rest ot the making of this dress is a simple matter which the home sewer need have no hesitancy In undertaking. A fichu neckline like the one shown here Is also puggested to the woman Tlfis who makes her own clothes. BOOKS lace-lade- "what-to-wear- feseret It all their own way. Considering that It is summertime, and that hriins are "In' again, likewise summery straws. It would seem that the world of fashion is about to experience a season of "real mil- at the leaves as hard and as fast as such tiny creatures could do. These little bugs were very anxious to kill the plants and they would have done so If they had had a good headway, hut they were driven away. They went to other potatoes, though, and they met the potato grubs there. "Potato grubs," they said, "what are you doing?" "We're eating holes In the potatoes." said the grubs. So they grub and the bug said what fun it was to enjoy the potatoes and how rude farmers were not to want them aromAl. Of course they destroyed potatoes, but what did they care about that? "We never would be Invited," they said. "We have to Invite ourselves. It's too bad the farmers don't tike us when we like the potatoes they plant." And so the potato bugs and the grubs tried to do all they could to hurt the farmer's crop of potatoes. And they were so mean about It, that they didn't even feel badly that they were so naughty and so unkind to the farmer. They enjoyed their bad little ways. tills moment smooth surfaced types which are receiving most attention. These are variously called slsol, bakou. hallibuntl, and, of course, Contrasting hnngkoks are included. these exotic smooth straws. Is paillas son, a type of coarse weave, and one which Is proving very successful. Add to tliis list leghorn, hair, and tuscau. also soft yedda bodies, and one gets an Idea of the Infinite variety of straws which enter into the styling ot millinery it I? At program. the new linen-lik- e milady's summer chapeau. The models pictured are all of the smooth-surfacetype, the sort that women of smart fashion are wearing Much Housework Three-year-ol- Emptied His Book Betty, aged five, and Bobble, six. started to school at the same time. Mother soon noticed that Betty was doing better work than her brother. "Bobble," she said one morning. "Betty will soon be ahead of you.' "No, sir," was his prompt reply; "1 guess I've emptied one hook already" Time for His Nap Phillip's mother dutifully put him to bed every afternoon, but Instead of sleeping he was beginning to use If as a play time. One day she found him sitting at the open window talking to his little chums outside. "I'll be out after while, kids; I'm sleepin' now." she heard him say. Hick, aged six, came downstairs to breakfast one morning. Hs mother put sliced orange, cereal and hot choc olate at his place. After glancing at his silver, Dick satd: "How am I going to manage thls-o- ne spoon for three subjects?"- Some Summery Hats. styling Is very smart and being quaint ly feminine, tunes in with the sum mer program for soft and graceful heralded and the vogue of the straw hat mis arrived, und it Is all that fancy pictured it In matter of exotic beauty und feminine charm. The best ol it is the return of summery straws brings with it a re vi mi of hriins. und hriins mean the getting away from the recenl ulinosi stereotyped little but which for so long a time reigned supreme. With Hie reappearance ot brims, comes new and v;;ricd silhouettes which declare ilial from now on the persistent skull-car I p for sports or informal daytime occa sions. A very handsome black ballihuntl Is shown at the top It has three flat asters In coral beige and old largo blue' made of narrow ribhofi Below to the left is H slsol straw In natural color It l.w.ks a iS as it (t were made "I linen although I, i, straw Note really .he Interu-- ir, turn-hacfold al Hie from hrim The bangkok sailor fs trimmed with a hand and plaiting , irl colored ribbons. The black manila straw t ,(, f. is trimmed with grosgn.iu rit I,,,,, edged with velvet. A huge Plaited inalmrs forms a tb.wer like r niiir.ent. Charmed "So crown. I. IMS on men I n IL'I.IA BOTTOM Mttm N.w.B.pe, Val Self-Convict- mountain ed I've no patience erbs as "Honesty with such silly pro' is the best policy. Tne nuan who first said that was poj tential thief. He wasn't booest bei cause It was right to be Honest, but because, in his case, It paid. If hadn't, presumably he would oavi been a thief. Exchange. Cables to Cut Rocks Inno bIaoI nnhle drawn at wei speed and fed continually with la rock sand, cuts through solid new type quarry saw. Tiny gralal ot sana, araggea across we rots u serve as abrasives to groove U at A rate hitherto unknown. Off Not Their Evening yon mi Mrs. A Dreadfully sorry husband couldn't come dinner party. to .your m nrna SO disaDDOinted, M oook had company unexpected!! she needed us to fill out the car Hfra onr and R I Boston Transcript tables. Code Defies Experts tirnnurritar thnt embraces the known method of producing a crjPjj ... . lktA rt AaItA gram tnat is lmpossime w out a key has been Invented WitQl In land. On the machine it is mwill write a code message that wono. the in brains the BK -to d, greatest Name to Epoch epoch la the nstj ,h in Rnrnnean P8! at the rlwe ot 1 l'he ... Ijtrnnudlan . historic archeology Bronze age. snd so called t-r-j In the Jura station of tains I-- i hrt - the Air tn rr "Why? Hadn't beforer "Never ... you ever been ... an airplane. In C 7i,ii "I" BIng-Y- fD( sinking kl3S Die. stranse do you think Vhat ... ..Tw,'f Idea; It's too of fancy il"1 slow.-l'a- tnu sdne. ship onan, .- run The fastest day's nllln! u J sea was 4S thesre rrom new by gn ... - flLLHI'S FOOTjfSE and UunTITn es110 comlorW,- - WT"04,..-tireu. -f ,.rh Ion feet. Dim ...nil Obedient Teacher-N- w. knW family"" mliiUyTI.?wn,t Betty, tell the class 8hom the P,nnfa, know them' Besides, about told us never to talk other people. IVAJ and to Breax ..mple and S A1XEN-- hi Forethought ham. pier.ln- - for longer and spoke sharply to the motor man. Be Jerked back as If an explol fion had occurred. "Thank yon, mad! am," he exclaimed. "I'd gone to sleep.' "Why?" "Been a pedestrian all my life, but tlmt was the first time I ever found it fashionable." c, The group eoneludes with hallibn,,,, straw. in went il "Yeh." , some black you climbing?" Dozing A lone woman passenger entered electric car scheduled to leave i jane tion point at Concord, N. H, ghortlj after another bad pulled away. Thi other left but her car still stayei All the other cars had left by the varioof lines. The motorman sat on the stood but minutes passed and the car did oof move. Finally she could stand It . Not Enough Spoons mode. The much Motorman Was away linery." There Is a wonderful variety of straws registered on the immediate Book CoJ Lake City, Utatf (4 East So. Temple, Salt They Got on the Leaves. Fashionable Costume. types are not going to have A Little Jimmy, age eight, was allowed to stay home from school. In preference to his older brothers, one day, when his mother was III. He was quite proud of this privilege and In his enthusiasm tried to do many tasks that were strange to him. When he thought he had finished, he came over (next door) to my house to tell me about It Finally he jumped up and, with a heavy sigh, exclaimed: "0, gee, 1 forgot to put the milk bottles out They sure Is a lot of things to think about In this housekeeper's business." silhouettes. Steaklng ot necklines, a great dent of attention Is being paid to them this season by fsHiloniets. If not a scarf, then a cupelet Is often made of the same material as the dress. Note the exquisite transparent hni which tops this frock. Ileal summery picturesque millinery, like this, is one of. the exquisite J ;s of the present-da- gj Dependable for Every En(. Margery-c-randj " l um. veil will when yu pIay 'raiidma- -l siiiinnD Margery-Th- 'fons. en you larpT ... why don't you grandn.a?-Bos- ton go take Transcript .''"JU.!' tightinnshoes. from ;.ri tn i New WftX u' "tK w pincn. - For Galled Horg tt fJt- o uanioru W.U. U, Salt Lake - City, |