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Show 3 hire, An i Hi U.ts The youns schoolmistress asked if boy could bring her a bunch of flowers next morning, and met wltU a ready response from Jacob. Thank yon, Jacob,- - she said "Ha ye you a nice garden "No. please, miss, but I goes ronnd with the morning milk." was the frank reply. ft r 68.20 6.6. 25.0m 1 '5.40 11 S5.77 30.00 1 u H.45 4jV ' 31.5, 03.65 S7.39 A 52.j "35 Hit 27.14 16.53 29.73 v iU J8.1I 1.M 12.92 13.90 151 u, S3 '. rrrf NO SHOW AT ALL S7.i 6.45 11.84 Scratch for a Living novelist, who was In need of money to pay his rent, called on a friend one morning to borrow the amount As he !ft lie said: "Jenkins, old man, the difference between a novelist and a hen is that they both scratch for a living, and ths hen gets hers." J 9t 11.6 H 10.05 ?2.40 50.00 n.eo- AUTO RACER BADLY CRIPPLED "J 14.05 3 SUCCESSFUL "GATHER YE ROSEBUDS" Mi $04 - H :2 S3 35 (9.90 21 Si 24 14.35 ty -- ij sa;e Senator Wadt w.irth .if New York seutlins re.ierauon or Homing rigeon Fauciers in New York up in Brooklyn navy yard. and craned i.: i6.0S cause Mr. Coolldge took stand against any radical a definite decided favorably on 19 propositions First and most Important. It recoru legislation or revision of the tariff. mends the establishment of a 10.78 1S.J: He attacked directly the MeNary-Hauge- ment of national defense with depart-of unity bill, which would provide gov3.57 command and headed by a civilian ernment assisted corporations in tak- secretary with undersecretaries for "Don't you think If I went to a 6.92 ing over the marketing of the United land, sea. and air; or. If such a de- medium I might obtain 9.54 help from the States farm surpluses in foreign coun partment is not Immediately possible, spirits?" 0.00 9.74 tries and thus prevent the dumping of either a unified air service or a sep"Don't think you'd have a ghost of President Submits National the farm output on the home market, arate air corps in the army and the a show." r ft?. 5.63 45.54 r with consequent slumps in price, navy. Lc&oes or Budget There was no guarantee that the gov6.00 The other propositions are designed The Greatest Human Need Address. Farm Bureau 6.38 ernment always would give a high to develop aviation with liberal appro- This world Is not In need of brains- -It 7.47 could afford to lose Bome 2.00 1.IS - price, he said, while with the govern- priations and legislation and to corW. PICKARD By EDWARD ment once established in business it rect alleged If those who have them took some 1.00 U! suffered by injustices transmlt-i nRESIDEXT Cf,,,MI,',E 9.83 SS.Si pains would be a blow at the farmers' own aviation olikers. Now and again to use soma. 9.05 ted to congress AWnesday the 5.44 54 Carrying the indorsement of Presvrith a mes- Uual hndfret, The President argued that the farm3.85 .3! of Method which lie .ilsclf.s'd some Im- er gets far greater benefit from the ident Coolldge, the annual report for national the committee advisory 0.00 28.55 of tlie government. "What makes you keep on asking !irtiint policies the sum which is added to tariff than 2.70 aeronautics was submitted to con me If the razor hurts " asked the man - ' Tie hudjret Pulls 1 r a total of $3,l"ifi,the prices of manufactured commod5.75 It recommends the creation of who was being shaved. "I've said gress. Pv-a130.358 of the ,1927. for year 'yes' ities that the farmer buys. On the 3.60 5. a of air navigation In the He three times and it huu't made any difbureau Tills I an Inwas.' of ?.),(XK),mjo over 6.40 lC.)i other hand, all citizens other than Commerce to of 0.36 6.(l; regulate ference." l thecnrrent ye;ir, and the Pres-IJefanners pay more for many things, partment S.5I and encourage commercial aviation, "No," answered the barber, "I was explained that in the cost of because the agricultural clauses of the 5.4i S.60 ' dethe govmnent ' the tariff aiisist the farmer to attain continuance of a policy of aircraft or merely trying my razors out to see 5. 5.95 adsilnisterinsj In the light of the loss J. 56 velopment them which of ill watits honing." Washhad rock W prohahly been rearhed higher prices in 'he American market the Shenandoah, and extension of the ington Star. commcn-rerat- e jbJ Id the future his for products. ).00 HI teTvice to all sections of the with growth must he expected, j One of the severest critics of the ).81 country. The prospectus (.50 Had Enough of Those for 1926 was President's address was S. H. Thompreduced to $212,hhumiO cost of ! son of Quincy, ILL, president of the landlord had at last agreed to the The by ).95 the soldiers' lionus above estimates , Illinois Agricultural asroelation, and IT WAS the army's turn last week repaper several of the rooms. "What 1.70 in to jump on Col. William .Mitchell aid other unanticipated kind of paper would you like?" he inexpenditures; ! the federation showed Its sentiments his trial, and a score ol quired; "something with large figbat the surplus for 1027 will be about Mr. its Thompson by presi electing '.42 Gen. Maures?" j330.iM),uw, inns meeting the pro- -' dent. He defeated O. E. Bradfute of high officers. Including MaJ. 5i of ' the M. chief son army an Patrick, tax reduction. posed 1.00 "Decidedly not!" p.nswered the tenOhio, head of the federation for the 1.20 Eaforcement of the prohibition law ! last three years and representative of service, and Brig. Ben. J. E. Fechel. ant. "They would be a constant rere:.33 assistant chief, were called to Ii becoming much more expensh-e- . ! the conservative farm leaders. minder of the rent I have to pay." Gen colonel's testimony. The budget asks for $21,040,529 for,' also adopted this resolu- but the .:( .63 eral Patrick admitted defects in the this purpose. Of this total the coast'" tion : Man and Woman Equal of planes, lack or .0 guard It to get $11,034,000 for Its ac- "We Indorre the enactment of a service, shortage Man and woman are Benham Mrs. .44 laid the but and the like, dfltles In preventing rum smuggling, federal law based on the principle of training on equal. made had which s blame congre; addition b to this, the President pro- - a farmers' export corporation, provid.00 Benham Then how Is It that, when He said " .70 poses that ten new coast cutters of an agency with insufficient appropriations. fruition the for It guard takes nine tailors to make a man, ing .40 k traflt at a cost of $9,000,000 and broad powers for the purpose of so that while antiaircraft fire was "not it takes more dressmakers to make a one of the was it effective." tint the personnel of the guard be in- - handling the surplus of farm crops entirely woman? agencies against air attacks, thai wased. that the American producer may re . should used and be developed. Capt. in response to the demands for bet- - f ceive an American price in the domes-MONSTER It. G. Rath, an army aviator who won s air forces the budget Includes an tic market, and we instruct our In the medal Service the Distinguished .27 increase of $300,000 in the allotment and representatives to work for war in France, gave testimony thai (or the enactment of such a law, army air service and of $4,000,-00- 9 the early .00 the efficiency of Colonel discredited for the navy bureau of aeronau- founded on sound economic policies Mitchell when he commanded the air r It asks for new navv planes ajul JUOUiii'lving government forces there. Mr. Reid, the colonel's wstlng $e.000,i)u and new army Inplied Captain Rath with counsel, Nes costing .$0,000,000. bill, modified belitThe McNary-HaugeFigures remarks and sulting questions "umiueu oy uie rresident tended to and given a new name, win come up- tling his courage until the audience wntrovert iwaor the assertions of Colonel session In the present hissed and General King, member of ; KitcM that the air forces are ,50 being Ere; s. but In Washington it is bellered lie court, protested to Its president. 49 narved. "For the air services the es- will again be defeated, Major Gullion, as84 General Howze. timates carry a total of $42,417,000, j sistant Judge advocate, angered the 67 n:l ,he army' $22'- - ;THE retrufar Republicans In the defense by again attempting to Introffiil?'7'000 95 IS navy. $2,750,000 for the i I oiwtpd rfich- - duce evidence that Mitchell had 10 si HMMII service of the . OftW rte- - I . Post ool-o-r . The .t. i,i o,...... - - cribbed v,...v large parts of his book, "i f Oias ,., l.ongworui ,nni .... -15 H vote for Defense." The court once r.sis their cast Winged Democrats 43 advisory council for aeronautics," and the mr-gen- t more ruled this out of order. Tennes.-eof Garrett Hie 30 said. WisRepublican delegation from Da"These anionnis lncliul Wlfie I have to do all my work cnntni-- t consin with one man from North BRITAIN'S quarrel with single-hande- d I nthorization. but do not include funds Then, GREAT A. Cooper. oil Mosul for voted Henry kota over the region Provided In other Hubbie Have you hurt one of your chair in the The budget items for the Mr. Longwoith Is fast approaching a climax. m of commissioned air service offl- - with called "czar" the ma- - League of Nations council, which ac- bands, dear? ffrs. pay, housing, and epnernl mnin- rmPoof1pd to nullify the conicording to the advisory finding of the nce for was which the enlisted air service "mittee discharge rule Helpful! rs world court Is competent to decide the rannel. and certain classes of sup- - forced on the regtilars last year by Lives of great men all remind us 70 told officially by Turkey was question, Paes and fervi-tWe should all be great also time of a general char- - tne i,aFnllette radicals. This that that nation would not admit the 35 If we only had behind us tier furnished for air service activ- - 22 insurgent Republicans Joined with world court's competence to give an What It was that made them go. 'n If we incliKle these Items, the ito nomnrrnts and four third party advisory opinion to the council, and fnr rule the air scrvicn in 1027 will ri' n i nnnosition. The revised How He Sells Eggs when the council accepted the opinion, :o ""lint to ni (SS -,i,.,n $70,000,000. on committee uiscumsc the Turkish representative withdrew 19 Customer How do you sell these with They propose procurement from by the Republicans does away 10 the negotiations for the time eggs? 150 from indiistrios ()f Initiation of discharge by only on being. The British insisted that the airplanes; engine the , Grocery Clerk It does seem Impos17 "CeSsnries to the amount of $20,-members and requires 213. Then council proceed to debate and decide sible, doesn't It? But I've taken a The remaining $21,493,000 Is 14 two subsequent votes. 218 are required the boundary dispute, fearing that if course in higher sales15 days. Jr maintenance, operation, experimto instruct a report within the matter were postponed until the manship. with 12 entation, mi research. III Business started in the house March session Turkey would attempt "This is pursuing an n rush and a flood of hills was Introgovernment to seize and occupy the Mosul region i2 Editorial Judgment "eny policy toward building up its duced tax reduction measure by force. The ir service. deSo you like my article. Author we realize that our and it m general was dven precedence On Thursday General Laldoner of What part do yon particularly like? week. air defense the problem Is primarily on it continued through Esthonia, special agent of the league, She Oh, I think those quotations Mustriui problem. We also know bate were submitted by reports that the Turks were commit- from Byron are simply splendid ! CoMinority at tile Uirtllsmo reported ui Inilllotro nlov la iinii fit Tpnnessee ana uamej of violence along ting atrocious acts com lumbia Jester. "Pendent almost Mosul frontier, de- entirely upon gov- - J nols, Democratic members of the h nrovisional .. means oc for mIttee on ways and 2 r the christian Inhabitants, im-m . The Real Trouble Kamej We do not contemplate 0 arms, J confiscating of them spoke against the bill. villages, inv. In the , I wish, my dear, you wouldn't formulated competition between the govern- - i Hub Uelnttn,iing women, declaring it was ot , Advocates sentences for me. finish cases my a,nfl Industry in the production some in millionaires. and of houses, terest as ; P' ' l. and ' numerous You talk so slow, dear. Vlr!),,,-Wife were 1 lne measure v- .-,, nontihllcans and taking life. In IW .itu ,,. Isn't It you listen too That Hub "1B representof Damascus, Djabir Bey Wwnallstle tendenciesamines againsi STJocrats was predicted that hose fast of the federal Independence the Amendments would not have much ing Jjrnment. the executive calls for a organization and the rebellious Druses, f(.,iernl a hearing from the counHer Favorite legislation, propos- - chance. n t .at l ,he aid for tried to get future fe(Jera, nppro. Yes, miss; you'll find that to d0 ahout assignments cil to tell of French maladministraDruggist f'r hiKhway construction be Senator LaFollette and of the mandate, but the French roost ladies like this lipstick. tion as , JOTJK ye sucGerald P. illtPrsta(e through routes and British delegates objected n()t t0 SPnt Young Girl You couldn't ah tell 'the interest of saving money on Senator Lndd or late the of me the kind the men like, could you? cessfully. 81imwor rerts the main ques, the p,.t.c!,i. Good Hardware. " . k,his n" "v Pronnf. mi'."-spniltors last or fio,wo,ooo a year for plebiscitary for , 'tne tlons TN THE Tacna-Aric- a konsWnStni(""n of new bul,(,lnKs t0 week. The 1 commission Chile moved that the Old Eli Win .. i.iom. njprer. alvla- fcan"6 .,g0VPrnmpnt departments per-- . charge of tnese of the plebiscite be fixed for Mlf Lord Jeff Is there no way in which date m'y 'n l'e District of Columbia. I can open your heart? February 1. General Persuing opposed to armeanwhlle, In "JLatenMb-rectory- , jftls as not giving enough time She No, it has a Yale lock. THE nature and. deslgna ed . of a message to range for a fair and free vote,: the Wasp. '"'t t!,e notion was President lienn (Progressive). on of Peru supported him. They agreed -""HUE the. electoral the should pass depended Nve commission Mr "uuress nerore the convenUnn V Sympathy action in appointing 15. with February " tlie American Farm Bureau Governor Sorlie's regulations January f.,i for "Splfflns says he Is terribly worried lo """HtIC and April registrations for 15 hlra. na decided to about the grocer's bill." its rr,., the plebiscite. Chile then oil tlario legislation the "Never mind Splfflns. Think of how President Its report, to decision 11 com- - appeal from this nt Pleasing fba grocer's worrying" . 11 arbiter the Coolldge, nty 01 tn fcrm bureau pc" the ! SSlhitenedtoU This was be-- mlneeof !5.45 I , v. i.1" t , si' i.- T J- . v -- u,... .r Kreeuus lw overhauled jUi; s g KiWiimmd being me '4.55 ,t tW v $S 4.U REVIEW' OF;. price-fixin- n J8KNT EVENTS 1 nu 5, - ! fisr-n- 1, inn-ease- s air-ma- sni-iilu- s court-marti- - k om-cer- sub-tidy- n nj-ni- n fr " ! e - post-gradua- na-on- al - Z'Tny ' " C? . . ? resi" v'""'" Wes-ieya- p I 5. Sty rRA ."f? n Such a thing as having no leg's and but one arm did not prevent Ainly Crumshaw from becoming a successful auto racer. Crtimshnw was burn without legs and only one arm. He mastered the art of driving an autoinohlM and In recent years has won much recognition as an auto race driver. A racing auto of special construction which Crumshaw drives with one arm has been built for him. He Is also an expert auto mechanic. The photograph shows Crumshaw with his mechanic at bis shop In Alliance, Ohio. GOOD ADVICE Oil Feed Radiator a Little Honey in Cold Weather The use of honey and water us an solution for aiitoiiioldlt) : DRIVING cooling systems has been tested by thJ rural engineers at the New York Siaie College of Agriculture at Ithaca. Tiny that they began their experiments Never Take Eyes From Road say on trucks and tractors used on the college farms and found the solution l h Should Be Slogan of j satisfactory and inepeiiHle. Every Motorist. To make the solution, one part of honey and one part of water should, be When driving at night a motorist mixed by boiling so that impurities should never take his eyes from the may rise lo the surf.tee and be sUliniu d road, according to the secretary of an off. This solution is then poured .it automobile club. the radiator to within an Inch mid ont "I know what a lot of folk will say half from the top of the radiator. ThU when given advice of this sort," he must be allowed for expiinst"cn. splice said. "They will say, 'Oh, that sounds If the solution gets low In llie rull- all right on paper, but there Is no real ulor, more water may be ndihd while need of straining your eyes while drivthe car Is in ue. ing.' But let us take up some common Experiments indicate thai Ibis soluwould how it sense figures and see tion Is satisfactory even when the m work out. get to 14 degrees below zero. At "Suppose a car Is traveling along a this temperature the mixture is no highway at 30 miles an hour and that liquid, but It can be rend y Its headlamps cast a beam .'500 feet J longer with a rod. stirred for ahead, and that Is a good distance An engine cylinder and a thin gbiss the average car. Now at that speed and the machine Is leaving 44 feet behind test tube filled with the solution14 deto a temperature of It every second. The driver finds that subjected zero for several hours the road ahead Is clear as far as he ! grees below no of cracking or Indications showed can see, when suddenly there comes a breaking. floor the of in the sound region rattling board. Farmer Builds Circular The Danger Ahead. "The driver glances down to see Garage of Silo Blocks what Is the matter. The glance eats we were building a circular' While Up six seconds a short time Indeed. silo It occurred to us that we tile Now, at tlie moment the motorist took build a garage In the same way. his eye from the road there was a could we proceeded to do. The garage which truck stalled with its battery dead made'lDVa feet in diameter. Twd was of out 300 feet ahead Just sight. and a double door of the When the driver looks up again he Is windows kind were provided. A 204 feet nearer the truck and has 30 usual swinging feet left in which to stop tlie car. Can he do it? "Most likely a collision will occur. or else the motorist will be forced to turn Into traffic from the opposite direction. The point illustrated is that it is safer to watch the road every at night, If anything goes minute wrong the best plan is to stop the car or cut a large slice from the speed rate A before looking for the trouble. man might go years without having such a situation but he has only one life to experiment with. Treacherous Sleepiness. ' "Another point in night driving Is which cannot be h the danger of operating a ci iir winies sleepy. ! "Any car owner who has taken long his found has at eyelids night trips Novel Circular Garage on Farm Is growing heavy and many Is the mo- Built From Silo Blocks. torist who has actually gone to s'eep at the wheel. Accidents have occurred large workbench was built on one side, that way many of them. Natural and this left space fbr oil and gasofatigue after driving for many hours line tanks. A garage of this type is not only novel and pleasing In appearduring a day and the glare of numerous headlights In one's eyes will bring ance but requires less building maon this condition almost to the extent terials. Floy Bates, Hardin, Mo, t.i , the Popular Mechanics Magaziue. of doplness. "When a driver finds himself getting : sleepy at the wheel he should not take ; prope. Treatment any chances with numbed conscious- Will Repay With Mileage ness. He should either relinquish thei wheel to a companion who has not j Don't overload your tires they v i:l been under strain, or else stop for the j repay yon In big round dolluts l'r j proper treatment. night at the first convenient place. "Night driving Is treacherous ami) Tires are material things. They misleading and one cannot be too; perform only according to mechanical careful.' und. physical laws which; determine their strength. .They cannot call fortli ' A effort to meet emergencies. super Automobile Thief Fool tire is built with a certain amount if by Taking Precautions strength. If this strength Is exceeded Many little things can be done to an It will give way, no mutter how nine automobile to prevent a thief from the motorist wishes that it might not. A string that will, hold Just a pound running away with it, yet owners take surprisingly few precautions to pre-- suspended In the air will not suspend two pounds or even a pound and one vent theft or lovrlillnir. Always' disconnect the ignition sys- - ounce. Tire men say that the laws tern .or lock the gear lever. It is a that govern the loads, carrying capa.--gooplan never to leave the car in an J Ities and ultimate service of tires aro ulley or inconspicuous side street. A exactly the same as those that govern record should be made of the factory the strength of other material things The motorist may say : "I have overnumber, and any little peculiarities of the car, as well as the style and make loaded and underinflated my tires and if the different tires. More cars are they have withstood It." They would j stolen at night in large crowds and be poor tires if they diet not, as a ceri.vhile the"6wner Is at tlie tTienttr titan' tain margin of safety must be allowed. ; it The maximum loads specified by fi'-any other' time. If you can arrange to short-clrcnengineers to be carried by different the Ignition system or the starting size tires are not ,the bursting loads system in an unusual way. it will puz- of these tires. They are the londs unzle the thief and probably frustrate der which the tires will deliver maximum and most satisfactory service. the attempt. AT NiGHT anti-freezin- g I lirWrMI' Ifc7r'u AJftl-MWfrT: f'StLl7 d : fire it |
