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Show i - 5 EMERYCOUNTY PROGRESS F niryGOEintjAstractGo ff.8TI.E DAL.B, ITT AH XkVld S. l. unused Abstracter, of Titles sure of the C1ll to f be land you Kstablishfd You can never know the purchase irue ounditton without investigation. 8- - Something to mk About Williams, Editor Proprietor iruu 2.00 You Can "Shoo" Bears How Away if You Know aT by bears are humorous clown. at Ian- good natured. whose general not like peJrance is of one who would life, bu Zy to live .1 peace with down and who would love to sit fatly F.A. if'LKEK r; Actoroey-atLe- w Offkwa In Ute Silvagal BuildlJSg , PRICE, GTAJa ' j , I r P 111? rHRKTENSRN Dentist ot Denui Work t tended to. Satisfaction anteed. ; Office at Residence half Block of Motel All Kind ur Kt B. Utoniey-a-La- W. DALTOJI ? Pd3c Notary w, (District Attorney) PRICE. UTAH W. P. WINTERS PHYSICIAN SURGEON AND Proprietor Carbon Hospital Orflco Carbon Hospital, Phone T( PRICE. UTAH L. A. MoGd ATTORNEY LAW AT Mlvajtnl Block, Price Utah Castle Valley Abstract Co J. Auderson, Manager CASTLE BALE, UTAH O. are prepared to do your abstract nig ultb care and dispntch. You cj ot safely buy or sell land or secure a loan without having an abstract ot the title to toe same. We DR. H. B. GOETZMAH DENTIST XfUy Work and Extraction Give Special Attention Offlo In Commercial Bank PRICE, Bid. UTAH THE first arrow misses Ute target do not lose patience or become dis everji tesurday C7uk mayed. Keep on shooting though you may empty your quiver and be comam pelled to refill it. Aavenjaatg Nothing iu this world la gained except by persistent effort, good nature and good will toward others, comA half-trut- h If seldom, the better bined with willingness to listen to hslf. However gifted we kindly counsel. may be, we cannot go at one leap to Every time his political obituary Is the top. prepared Polncare comes to life again. Many of the failures In schools and universities, in business ventures and The New York Judge who ruled that in the professions come from impaa woman's hair is her own, knows little tience und the Inability, to muster oue's ' about the sex self. How to hope and labor Is a lesson In this commercial age. about the that but exceedingly small numbers only way to get well heeled Is to keep of peoples of the world have yet on your toes. learned, having been swept from the true course by yielding at a crucial An experienced husband Is one who moment In their lives to some slily remembers his wife's birthday, but for- Impulse. gets which one it Is. Physical passions, mental contortions. " egotisms, are the imbecile offIf Einstein Is wrong, we can settle springs of incapable minds, whose back with the comfortuble feeling that eyes are so dull and hands so unsteady a straight line Is still a straight line. that their Inefficient owners never succeed in hitting the mark, except by ac-- , The prince of Wales Is well again cldent. ' . and the people of Great Brltuin will Instead of smiling, stepping lightly now commence to worry once more. along the way and scattering pleasant words as they go, thpse hapless souls Women generally will take more drag their feet, scold their dearest Interest In politics when politics Is friends and apparently do their utmost to bankrupt their fellow crea-- 1 put on display In the shop windows. j tures. of It Is often Impossible to encourage It often hapepns thut a close-u-p a dark horse snows him to be about such souls or brighten their surroundfour sizes smaller thun a Shetland ings, for unfortunately they are made of the roughest clny which neither pity pony. nor kindness can smoothen. For the first time in decades there Is Pity them when they are In more now a truce la the war between the trouble than usual, or do them a favor when they are in dire need', perhaps armor plate and the armor-plercln-g distress, and the likelihood is that they shell. will turn from you without a sign of One pleasant thing about listening ' gratitude on their stoical faces. And yet these enigmatic souls won to the radio Is that It does not require der why they fail to win In the bata new kind of glasses from the tle where smiling faces, pleasant manners, soft words and laughing eyes are the chief weanons of success Technical points of law do not ap j Not even In love are they moonpeal much to the average person as reasons for letting a gunman get away struck, and before they hit the mark aome cheerful, sunny and hopeful with it wain who could laugh and tell delightful fairy tales ha been blessed now Russians are said to have money in their pockets, the first time by the bishop and gone a honeymooning! in five years. We may have to rec8 by McClurt Newspaper Syndicate.) ognise them yet o I! behind It there some the tobogganing franc, as there may or may not have been behind the mark and the ruble? super-financi- BUTTER WRAPPER PRICSCS The following prices are for butts wrappers, printed and delivered postpaid when paid for In advance. An extra charge will be made when not se paid for. 76 200 600 1000 Butterwrappers Butterwrappers Butterwrappers Butterwrappers . . 11. .. l.M . . 4.t Einstein has written another essay, Let us hope that somebody will be able to understand It and interpret It for the rest of us poor mortals. You has been sentenced to prison for the "Improper use of a bank." In countries that have money, the charge Is "misappropriation of funds." A Russian which they have discarded and which they no longer want. WHY NOT SELL THEM? Somebody wants those very tilings which have beopme of no use to you. Why not try to find that somebody by putting a want advertisement in THIS NEWSPAPER? throughout the country. Everybody in town may know you but they don't knoWwhat 0Uvt0Sr Advertising Will Help Yei DOHt VT KM. NO I Ovf FERStoTN M tAOUil' j j VrM ONRX'rA STOUIAN CaOSS ovyf There are fewer medical colleges and fewer medical students In this country now than there were 20 years ago. And the death rate has been II HS "vw PU,Tvf OSS sta&ts, ow recurV gooo After the way those orientals have over on the world the put mali-Jonoccidental business man is going to have less to say about the superior commercial enterprise of the West. Crops and live stock In 1923 having been worth flXJO.UUU.UUU more man those of the previous year, the great American fanner should have plenty of funds for new spark plugs and gasoline. 11 - I .Z. LadaVf -D- : Til J jtjH Ms-- . w i Ince o SSL Jf 11 KdUAmlm ' Sled t j to h 'Say, MB til .toe bits dear "6ooi i The great region surround'n? North pole, says a writer, awaits ploration by man, and so far is: of ns are concerned It will swPr' on waiting. ('X' U i IS. is I jjX via kum-- llr&fLrrM ' . . - p(4JF temiw What are up i sy or 'tff evei I Statistics show that the plays most favored by annnnneri tn demand BlinsWW Arama li... haan "Ihlln" and Anne Statistics iiiv ' fremblt P It teal ms I'- tt per I Larr 0ive 4v.at's from the miners' that there are t Hon show manv rol miners are needed. AU W mining. In this OMd I II ough 'hy, i fwhere "I t cotsntr- tarry ell t I KNOW Jiampt D 'ciime 'shall By GEORGE-MATTHEWA- "lot ft JO d CU! I KNOW that this Dny -come again. Therefore i best' W Iant t the whit I lived. I to"' ..Li. I Twl bead H aot tht very w? tM I ENOW i Mue-- it J hunt JJ mnn i: vivid and tl made "lH querii "Ve an Niafi ' nd soon as I get HnppineM ibs comes give It away, It ji ' Heartbeats, It is said, have been nnn more. 10 me. J that Work Is heard by radio at a distance of 1,200 on I KNOW worio" the if Vophs mtles. i,. well. Samson's heartbeats, jl deopatra's heartbeats and Romeo's moving. IKNOWthatfl-PIn their find Juliet's are Love with work echoing yet, all over the world. Interest In their unuu. " Doers and Benefactors 01 poer' j I can be According to a Journal, a KNOW that beautiful mouth canweekly Benefactor. ...lf I be obtained by t jrwnw thnr Life m merely, pressing the lips tightly KNOW for two hours at a time. This I make It I can nne jK, as If a syndicate of forces nd other tired husiu is at work. and Work only as I alio 'that I am young HaPPX One of the .KNOW that I am funny thinM .h gress is that me KNOW tnai gentlemen who are Mness: I t busy now cluttering uD attempt ana If While I the with Worth While things. '8 senseless kicks and V, "Pecche. think they are 1 KN0W that th,e S?W '? their helping Party to win the next election r do ls t0 aa I ttoea, and uudcr WH enpap "W tnrjrei past face j - tZlA to-n- ;s m, uiti rj i'""3' i lnf - dJ ?x h that buttoe' n k W0rW In s tips oi hlnir HI"" Prince Rene of Bourbon, brother of former Empress Zita, handsome, youn9 and related to more than half the royal heads of Europe, Is In the Un.ted States, and Is said to be seek. '"0 a place with a large lumber or oil concern. Rene fought with the Frnch -- ..U objects to being classed with the Hapsburga. Ann Jllppei lere ENOW It t j j RS-gS- W0! In recent ff "Sue i ltd p fry, Poor Originals. We can understand the averajt S Yorker's indifference to the tHejH are mt Gotham theater-goer- s lo witness the performances of on the road, are adveitlsed Buffalo original New York cast." press. that I -- W j ! Is If you wish to know whether a man has been at won, iook at ma palms. If you wish to know whether a girl has been at work, look at the third finger of her left hand. ' TURN ME OVER ! reported that the former crown has become a dealer In farm prince 71 machinery. Maybe he can sell a buss saw to the old man to take the place of that famous hand saw. It been respon for thousands business successes of MiCKiE SAYS Two Items in a single day's news : (1) has been Invented whereby bugs may be beard talking. (2) Cam paign organisations wilt open broadcasting stations this fall. h ilti... ...I,.... bow anyone can iiVe , as Polly does. I h,,, POLLY PARROT listened as demand. Khe never Mr. MISS swims in her cage, for were Puss Mistress Dvg and ow-wow," suW p ,j Mr. Dog telling of (heir adventures. Mr. Dos that L a bear chased by big told about being "u m wamea . out the of his a hen he wns out hunting once witb once had Polly tooled him muster, "but In the end." said he. "we mm think there was In the big rug snd bear that captured around the house. skin." its from made was the hail Mistress Puss I guess you were pretty scared that called, "Come Dn.' TV Puss. "Why Mistress tim-girled off ran Puss, for You she, 'twTnl jje did you go hunting bears, anywayj lllurs would oy m I say." for small that, are too mistress was culling uer u 1 J J 'We didn't go after a bear," said other dinner when it wus PoIly Mr. Dog; "we were hunting a game and the bear must have been But the for advents rge lost, or he would not have wandered to far from his home. day when the cage door wa, la V "He was pretty hungry. Master said, and she was allowed to Hit the he way nd I think he was, too, by room, her keen eyes locked at- -an I and chased me. but I guess lie was pretty open window, she dij m m fxaet a had lorry when lie found my Master in that room, but whea ton ' , gun." opened the door. ietl "Well, that Is some adventure, to be perched Just over It, Polly w, quick as 1 sure." said Puss, "but If you ever slipped out before she re v caught your foot in a trap you would and then out she flew aa3 K f find thrwi worse than was being far think that open window In the next room." jowl chased by a bear. Up to the top of a tree fli mouse a I was when chasing "once while everybody called and am, t l' I stepped on a trap and I nearly lost to fly into her cage, which was s on the tree. I blue Mr. Dog barked and M:strs U fa sat on the ground looking ul'h f ous eyes at Polly as she mimv tr." them both and then lauded In f )r a When some one at last cllm i gi'"1 tree Polly flew away to the ycij' s: "V of a tall telegraph pole and & as though she enjoyed the Jul, J SlSh J nan played. ,M't r i., file . . of l 'I 51 t y biiu oy, wiin help man and hi ladder, Polly let ore P't t captured and put in herea after that when Mr. Dog and . d w Puss were talking of adventures p. rge, 5b?" did not sit quietly ami lisen. "Ha, ha, ha," she would laugk Hon took the fire department to m JOh, Talk of adventures, vou two ifo f d t know a thing about that word f "ill ea I had one I made every one talk t jj't v inne'i Me-o! It. Bow-woOouu F Si tePuss." But Mr. Dog and Puss did not f'( of J:j a longer to hear what PoMytaJto "That is Some Adventure," Said Puss. "I never did care for that bird," jvoutb jTliat Mr. Dog. my foot and I was so lame for a long snld I'uss. "I am m fttily "Nor I," I time could not run at all." would be tough eating." "You lost the mouse, too, I supof "Oh, I don't mean In that way." 4k pose." said Mr. Dog, with a laugh. fAnns Mr. Dog. "Oh, I did not care anything about "I am sure I do not knw wba! fliest that," said i'uss with a twitch of her mean, then," snld Vm. "There li " f.isper tail. "There are plenty more mi- eorge one way to care for a bird," and or but If I had lost that foot where could fore Mr. far Pib Dog could explain. I have found another, I should like to 'P of for her saucer of milk she saw was now?" the table. If Gt "You and I have had some very ex- (Copyright) eon-creto- (C by licClur Newspaper Syndicate.) A machine gratifyingly reduced, also. HAS The young lady across the way says all the men In her family are in business or professional life, and she has BO industrial relations. Now that they have Invented a way to make people tell the truth by In jecting a serum Into them, the anti- vaccination movement ought to get several million recruits. fir-- lOLLi"& ADVENTURE lay Dog$" "fossil apple" and a "foKall ha. nana" recently were sent to the New York Botanical garden with requests for explanations. Dr. Arthur HoIIIck, paleobotariist, says many strange ob-- ! Jects are sent to museums for ldentlfi-- j cation or for verification of the finder's conviction as to what they are. A large number of these finds are and apt to simulate any ob- "is"""- - ui inorganic, a concretion consists of an inner part a nucleus of some kind around which Is deposited layer upon layer of the mineral substance that forms the exterior part. These concretions, which are commonly called "clay dogs," occur In connection with clay usually deposits. : Possibly the meanest trait of rheu matism is Its penchant for twisting Its victim's Joints Just as spring Is pre paring her annual riot in warmth and blossoms. . How Not to Eat Table 'manners in the Seventeenth century must have stood In need of considerable Improvement, if we may take seriously the advice that Hannah Wooley gave to young ladies In the Gentlewomen's Companion, published in 1675. It must be admitted that Miss Wooley "wielded a trenchant pen." "Gentlewomen, discover not by any ravenous gesture your angry appetite, nor fix your eyes too greedily on the meat before you, as if you would devour more that way than your throat would swallow. In carving avoid elap- ping your fingers In your mouth and licking them after you have burnt them. Close your lips when you eat and do not smack like a pig. Fill not your mouth ro full that your cheeks shall swell like a pair of Scotch bagpipes. It Is very uncomely to drink so large a draught that your breath Is almost gone and yon are forced to blow strongly to recover yourself." Youth's Companion. A : These things are put in the attic, or stored away in the barn, or left lying about, getting of less and less value each year. PRINTERS' INK j us a cash reparation for the latest bandit outrage It might at least let ua have movie rights on the next one. Most people have a piece of furniture, farm implement, or something else if On a night in June, In 1775, early In the Revolutionary war. Col. William Prescott of the American army had orders to seize and fortify Bunker hill against the British. The next day, as the British marched, firing now and Another Man's Luck, then, the Americans gave no answer- Rural Parson "Nothing to be thank. Ing shot. ful, for, Ebenezerl Why, think of old j The British could see the muzzles of Tom Billings, who's Just lost his wife." the rifles of the Invisible defenders Ebenezer "That don't help me, parresting on the ramparts, but what they son I ain't Tom Billings." could not see or hear was the oflieers In the trenches running up and down PRINCE RENE the line, commanding the men to hold I their Are. I It was at the battle of Bunker hill that the now historic command, ( "Don't one of you fire till you see the I whites of their eyes," was given by Colonel Prescott. The officers knew j now scarce powder was; the men did not. Detroit News. If the Peking government can't pay I Want to Sell? id a blue moon Famous Bunker Hill Order They do say that Palestine Is to be come the southern California of Asia. In that case the real estate business will be good from Dan to Beersheba. I Got Something If Young Lady Jp?he Across the Way Anyway, the Twentieth century lias shown what la meant by the term 'fractional currency." Many of the fractions have been microscopic. 1.7 there Is a dare swashbuckling, cattle killing, and he devil outlaw among the lot. whole tribe. gives a reputation to the Hare even iu the case of the famous so iu the case grizzlv. this is especially ot the black or trown bear. The latter U essentially a peace loving citizen. Even His main desire Is to get away. when encountered at such close quarters that most animals put up a panic focused on getfight, his mind is still ting away. He Is vervfond of wild berries and in the may frequefmy be encountered of the aware Becoming berry patches. berries after also presence of humans he stands up on his hind legs the better to see what It Is all about. With wild yells the humans decamp. If they had waited two seconds longer they would have seen the bear light out as vigorously In the opposite direction. Jim Laney. out in the berry patch looking for a stray horse, had a black bear rise up to look at him right In his face. The animal must have been asleep, or much preoccupied with the berries. Jim was carrying a bridle and with It he fetched the bear a clip across the nose. "Get out of here!" Jim advised the bear. Jim And the bear promptly got. knew bears; the average tenderfoot would have had "a narrow escape." Saturday Evening Post. tut once HITTING THE MARK GEORGE CHRISTENSEN is! in load Joke at.uut it. Our Abstracts Tell It All O. Surntuu Jr., Mgr. 3u j Yc or ; "i fte , I r ing it en , . C1UDK An lioint pleas Wl tlr, nij.'hi "C "are "V "C |