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Show EfiERYCOUNTY PROGRESS SmeiyGonntyAtetectCo Proprietor the title to the land you Established 1(00 can never know the You purchase. true condition without investigation. Our Abstracts Tell It All 2siT O. Sorensou Jr., Mgr. mn state Attorocy-at-La- Office- Auvcnumj w In the Silvagnl llulldlag PRICE, UTAH Of The home team may get licked, but it is always the fault of the umps. There never was one that did not give the home team the worst of it. Castle Valley Abstract Anyhow, eggs nt C5 cents a dozen help to keep the vest clean. This year's university freshmen are but no fresher. What's become of the boy who knew how to hang ;in axe? Some people insist that there are no such things as crime waves, but the It would be Interesting to know how politicians avoided talking shop beThe consumer, observes a disheartened Virginia editor, rs always a goat. Still, a goat can swallow almost A Portland (Ore.) DALE, prepared to do your abstractcare and dispatch. .You can not safely buy or sell land or seem a loan without having an abstract ol the title to the same. simulta- Franco-Britis- There is said to be some mystery about the haste in which palace valuables were piled into the tomb of Three thousand years is a long way back to look for a government scandal. h collapse. The burglars who tried to open an safe with a tack hammer might have done better with a good, stiff argument. iMy Work and Extraction Given ixx.'ial Attention Office in Commercial Bank Bldg. l'UIOE. Life sometimes proves a series of disappointments, but few are worse than finding that the spare tire has no air In it. UTAH Prussia considers selling a number of Jtembrandts but the cautious art critic will first look for "made in Ger- BITTER WRAPPER TRIClCS uie following prices are for butter wrappers, printed and delivered postpaid when paid for in advance. An extra charge will be made when not so paid for. ' v 75 200 Butterwrappers Butterwrappers 60) Butterwrappers 1000 Butterwrappers .. ... 1.00 1.50 . . 4.6 . Several statesmen are in favor of reminding European debtors of financial obligations to the United Slates of America, even if It should suggest the necessity of great economy In starting any future wars. office DENTIST many" signs. j i 19 I Yoa Want to Sell? la anything else "when In doubt, in the matter don't" Is good advice; of the community chest when double the minimum. In doubt, Salmon packers demand the extermination of the American eagle because he eats their fish. So does the salmon packers' customer. Most people have a piece of furniture, a farm imple- ment, or something else which they have discarded and which they no longer want. Uacle Sam, It Is said, will have his debt paid by 1952, which is about the time that many a suburban resident hopes to finish paying for the house. The si ; things are put in the a:tic, or stored away 1 in tio barn, or left lying about, eettintr of less and less value each year. -- ' OBLIGING Irrepressible Flip. Business Man (to applicant) Can you spell correctly? Stenog Yes, sir, I wish all the other words were ns easy as that one. A clergyman anxious to Introduce some new hymn books, gave the clerk a notice after the sermon. The clerk had a notice of his own to give with reference to baptism of infants. At "All those the close he announced: who have children they wish baptized, please send in their names at once." The clergyman, who was deaf, assuming that the clerk was giving his notice, arose and said: "And I want to My for the benefit of those who haven't any, that they may lie obtained from me any day between three and four o'clock, the ones with the red hacks at 25 cents and the ordinary little ones at 15 cents." Forbes Magazine (N. W.). scientist predicts that In ten years' time there will be no servant girls. He appears to be just ten years behind the time. NERVE OF SOME MEN Phllologlcally a "radical" Is one who goes to the root of the matter. Actually a radical may be anybody who stands around and throws hard words. T Doctor Mayo says careful living will add ten years to the normal person's life, a prospect open to all except pedestrians, autoists and bank cashiers. t Mrs. tfffi PUTTING IT OVER. over li a. low whom we like. He's an Z cheerful worker and is bound i a strike. Things for himiruC muring in me way that they t no ua8 connaence and times for him are never tin. ' believes In keeping busy; dty uo uut9 hoi snirit, knowing mings w in iouow if he s fa!"'1 his work. He's the Guy that jd uver, uBs me one that wis prize. He has learned the tut plays it, Plays it hard and 8k wioo. ma success manes peopU uer, Many say it s his good lack the one who puts it over, Kns all hard work and pluck, jt gained success by inchesH fought hard all the way, Burniis night oil and planning, while were In the hay. You can M same as he has, You can also rf piace, 11 you care to fight the Itl winning out will make you fact your forces all together, Hit the! and hit it hard, Go on througiu: over, Make your- - y . I alt a winning card. 1SHW r f jr NOTICE TO WATER FSFES 0 F State Engineer's Office, Salt : City, Utah, December 12, li:: Notice is hereby given that i Christensen, whose post office ac is Salt Lake City, Utah, has mai plication in accordance with tt quirement8 of the Compiled br; Utah, 1917, as amended by thete Laws of Utah, 1919, to approp: Thousand(75,000)ar-ounnamed brajJ water from an Cottonwood creek and fromalldrai of the drainage area above the 4 ... t ! V. ueus 1 - mlu. a.a ana.ij vviuuii ft. West of the E corner of f Township 15 South, Range I it Salt Lake Base and Meridian, Pete County, Utah. Said water be diverted at a point N. 15 det min. W. 26,500 ft. from the: corner of Sec. 5, T. 18 S & i and conveyed in a ditch ani nel to Oak Creek, allowed to. down said creek to the pre: Milburn Reservoir which win undate land embraced in W 1 ia & : Fatal. She (coyly) Is It dangerous to drive with one hand? He (brutally) You bet! More than one fellow has run Into a church doing it. Judge. Sees. 1, 2, 10, 11, 12, 14 and 15,T. R. 4 E., the center of the lmpoV dam of which will be at a point.-- , deg. 30 min. W. 1340 ft. from the: corner of Sec. 11, T. 13 S., R The water will be released from INDIFFERENT SWEARER aiso you played golf on earthf asked St. l'eter of the conveyed applicant for a burn Reservoir and allowed to :, ditch to Salt Creek, iiiirp ana a halo, Pa Looked for Trouble. 1200 ft to a down Creek Salt point "Yes," "A pioneer Is one who starts somefrom the E Vt corner of Sec. I, "Hum, I'll have to look Into your S., R. 1 E where the water n thing, isn't be, ma?" and conveyed by nsn "Yes; your father is the pioneer of record a little more closely"- , . . I- H.lnl,. T1 to 64,000 acres canals Irrigate sun. iuiuw mi? tdiiui.y, jui Mimi is on vour Sees. 7, 8, 17, 18. in mind, said the applicant, "and I can 29, 30, 31 and 32, T. 11 S., R truthfully say I was no good ut tilt Sees. 13, 23 to 26 IncL, 85 and DEATH, WHERE 13 THY STING! 11 S., R. 1 W.; Sees. 5 toMJ". language," 28 to 33. Incl.. T. 12 S.. B. 1M 1, 2, 11 to 14, 23 to 26, Incl. H Safer, and 36, T. 12 S R. 1 W,; T.WV "Jim," she said, as he settled down 1R in Oft 90 tn SI Tnfl..81. II1 1 E.; 8eca. 1. 2, 12, 13, i'.'jj for a comfortable smoke, "I've got T. 13 S., R. 1 W.; Sect I J 36, l"t of things I want to talk to you about." 1, 2. 10 to 15. 22 to 27, 34 to 1ft , '. 14 S., R, 1 W.; Sees. 6 ana ',1 "Good." paid her ler husband, "I'm S R 1 V. Scft 1. 2. 3, W. irtml to hear It, Usually you want to Inch, T. 15 8., R. 1 W., S.LHer: ler talk f me about a lot TKft nrn A ,m ka i.uof? from n of things you frt t TVTrtXf a inclusive. . 1R a 4.1 v v HlllUCl W U, I., First Fly How would you wish to .'"ven-- gnt'-Uw- yer T and Banker. ' suPP1" year aa a supplemental die? This app"1'"' Sco: above land. Second Fly Drown in a pitcher of tilk designated in the State flee as File No. 9304. molasses. Hum . i !! to your wlfs Insists In having hsr own way In evsrythlno? Success. If Helen marries that profligate, she must want a husband husbands. Hubby Jfiee of you to say so, my dear what do you want? Ornmlng the grammar, that's exactly the kind she's getting! u most Date of first publication 22. 1 923 Date of completion"" lication January 19, 1924. Yes, but ah eertamiy seems that the women get the best wine said application, stating u ' j therefor; must be made byww in duplicate, accompanied J of $1.00, and filed in this w - i in thirty (30) days 'artery u. thMI tion of the publication LININQ cf Labor, Lives of wealthy men remind us We rmxy toil both day and night, Leaving; an fPtate behind us Which in court will start a fig!it. mind so often H Isnt at all m notonowk bad. Cynlcn ' her chanoet OptJmns : JU1 - R U Raid ffhei jthe ja !ld UP I 1 i 1 . inoa rn I : Wtn NcwspapRjUnioa 1 SrVJ iL -- s I JINGLES' 1 U8P ByL.KVan Zelm GOT A50UT A MlLLIOrV "DQEES UP IN CL05ET HAI DVA WANT MORE R)2 Tv4 P ! irf .JaftET foE fjyev W tW" k ' NOTiCL 1VE TME THE LA5T Tmi?EE ONES (ft THE ARE ALLOUf loc date eveqs ALL ESVPTiAN "fclirVG-- AWVyA BEEN WEACIN AME eUlT R)Q T- I - "-- nd Kegular ' 1 NOUVE ' VEAH yP i I The Guy that puts it Seventy-fiv- e S1ILE5 Frult AW, WHAT'S THE USE L WW "GINGLES I, . 1 . ( . g THE SILVER mm bills Flourishing 22 thousand-dolla- r led to a man's arrest on suspicion. The police immediately fell to wondering how a man could have that much money since the income tux. OU, I G6T ME TUE L0VLIE5T EGYPTIAN CkEAIiON (QUAY f- - shoe-sellin- K V In demanding guarantees from Germany a question of identity arises at the'present moment. Officially speak-ang- , there is much doubt as to precisely who Germany is. Somebody wants those very tilings which have become of no use to you. Why not try to find that tomebody by putting a want advertisement in THIS NEWSPAPER? d, r t ft WHY NOT SELL THEM? Artful Art Art wins the heart, they often say, These lipsticks, red cheeks, curls Hve brought bo much art Into play 1 can't resist the girla. For Measured Service, Kldless I hear the Nursemaids' union Is on strike. What's It all about? Mrs. Multikids This time they're demanding taximeters on the babies' perambulators. If trian; financier; if he dodges responsibility, he Is a statesman. Fly (nearsighted and suffering with a cold) Drat It ; I can't tell If It's soup or red paint ! A Buenos Aires professor says the tits of monkey glands in treating men may In a few centuries cause men to become monkeys again. Our notion Is that somebody has already made a monkey of the man who consents to such monkey business. he dodges Jitneys, he is a pedesIf he dodges taxes, he is a A Ge t Something SAD FATE one Europe, as has been stated way or another a thousand times, needs a few more statesmen who know something about simple arithmetic and a little less about It looks as if the break might hang fire somewhat after the manner of the German national DR. II. B. GOETZMAN left-han- Somebody must have been neously. offside. We are, ing wltt Keeping His Word. "Jones, when are you going to pay me that ten, anyhow?" "Tomorrow, old top, tomorrow." "That's what you told me yesterday, darn vou ! You said yesterday you'd pay tomorrow !" "Yeah; and I'm a man of my word, l.emine know when it's tomorrow, will yuh?" Back in 1873-- 4 when the first prohibition movement swept America, Mrs. Georgianna Hopley went out with the Bucyrus group to clean up that Ohio town. Her husband, John Hopley, was editor of the Bucyrus Journal. Of their children seven are now active newspaper men and women. The eighth, Georgia Hopley, has graduated from newspaper work Into a Job that combines the ambitions of both mother and father. She writes on the letterhead of the United States Treasury department and signs "General Prohibition Agent, Constructive Prohibition Bureau, Information Unit," and with a flash of humor recently added, "That's all." She is said to have been the first woman in Qhio to enter active newspaper work. In 1900 Governor Nash appointed her representative of Ohio She women at the Paris exposition. remained abroad for many months and has since made frequent trips to England and France. As women have become more and more active In poll-tic- s she has given much of her time to political publicity campaigns. Whatever else Miss Hopley's business cards say they always have In d corner, Home Adthe lower dress, Bucyrus, Ohio. "It isn't civic pride alone that makes up my loyalty to the old home town," she Insists. "Bucyrus is always on the map!" A large part of her work for the prohibition unit consists in public speaking. Reporters who have fol lowed her meetings are astonished Into commenting on the fact that she with all her enthusiis asm for prohibition. Sht comes with official power, they say, but she Is consent to let the question rest with the public. She Is spending her time just "telling folks about It." She tells them what the enforcement forces are doing. She tells them what great obstacles have been thrown In the way. She pictures those which are used maliciously and those used by the uninformed and the unintelligent. Controlling the malicious wet forces Isn't the part of the job that this skilled newspaper woman is Interested in. Education of those who are uninformed and indifferent carries to Georgia Hopley the thrill of being as practical as a campaign and as idealistic as the dreams of her Bother. broad-minde- was pedestrian struck by two automobiles UTAH Pane who In Co J. Aiidersoa, Manager Job for Uncle Sam. owned a farm In Kansas applied for naturalization papers. The judge asked him: "Are you satisfied with the general conditions of the country F Yas," drawled the Dane. "Does the form of government suit you?" queried the Judge. "Yas, yas; only I would like to see more rain," replied the farmer. A A periodic outbreaks are real and painful no matter what you choose to call them. fore golf became so popular. Sttvagnl Block, Price Utah i according to law, buf there are a. lot of them at vari- ance with public sentiment. Three masked men beat an anto agent, according to the headline, Pos- sibly the car wouldn't run. L. A. McGES ATTORNEY AT LAW Ask Dad. His sister called him "Willie." His mother called him "Will," But when he went to college. To dad 'twas Bill. Bill. Bill. Court decisions are no doubt made The song that went "Sweet , and Low" was composed before the present price cf sugar. Proprietor Carbon Hospital Office Carbon Hospital, Phone 76 PRICE, UTAH OAilLE Modestly attired girls may not attract so much attention, but they get the best of it in the matrimonial lottery. With eggs at 65 cents a dozen here, an omelette in Germany would look like the war debt. SURGEON PERFECT What do you think of hfmf "As a chump he It one hundrad oar cent efficient" you. Persons who think Santa Claus Is a myth should look at the stubs in Dad's checkbook. W. P. WINTERS O. Kates on Application. When the bride promises to obey,. she waives her rights; but it Isn't a permanent waive. (District Attorney) PRICE, UTAH AND 4 Better judge trees by the fruit they have borne instead of what the tree agent promises cover. 8. W. DALTOri attorn Notary PuiSe PHYSICIAN at Castle France has half a million men under arms and much Interest under Hotel Lur MllUr f THE WOMAN PRO OFFICER 1S23, by , man's standing In a community depends a great deal on his ability to fool the people. France found that the Job of to Europe was making It lonesome. All Kinds of Dental Work at- Satisfactlon guar tended anteed. Office at Residence Half Block The reformer wants every one to help him do the job. A Brazil gives fifty ceres to each colonizing family, but no janitor service. DR. P. C. CHRISTENSEN Dentist Kast fmiiiiftrV every Saturday Dale, Utah GEORGE CHRISTENSEN - ottbs asscoaeos I 0VT4 i By LAURA MILLER Tfl TURN ME X By EUCK CAMPBELL . $2.00 Bs sure of SMALL TOWN HUMOR AND PHILOSOPHY n4 David 3. Williams. 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