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Show tTAH EMERY COCNTY PROGRESS. CASUS DALE. ttfmullon of down to a ballroom celling its charm. upsWo hgg mwri EraeryUountyAl)StraclCo To the old uiaid tiiere la marriage problem. progress Proprietor licensed Abstracter of Titles Established If 00 t2AQ a Tear sor of tbe title to tha Unit you purchase. Tou can never know the true condition without Inveatigatlcta. Ba M. And now China wants to scrap her navy naturally as Junk. lift. Prj3)- J.K.REID Attorney u4 Notary t-Law every i- Due, PubBo DR. P. C. CHRISTENSEN ' Dentist ; Half Block East of Hotel Notary Pel8 DR. J. W. NlXOH A One of the crying transportation seeds of the day Is a SURGXOI non-leakab- trunk, in Sorensoa Bide . CASTLE DALF because they cannot afford both taxis VTAM i Anybody who caa waive all conscientious scruples can become a sort of "financial wizard." The twenty-eigh- t Princeton fresh. men who say they have never kissed a girl don't say what girL .. Even In this era of changing values It appears that three of a kind are still better than two pairs. The young man who use. to play the ukelele now wears bis goloshes unbuttoned. J. Anderson, Manager O. Blue sky is excellent but overcredu-lou- s citizens should not be allowed to spend their good money for it A lot of perfectly good hats are being thrown away these days In the political ring. Castle Valley Abstract Co. CASTLE DALE, tTAH ; Next war might not impose such heavy burdens on us. We might have the luck and lose it. Some people hare friends, and others have friends who borrow money. An orator who will yell may not be liver tongued, but he gets listened to. Office- The reason manv have to walk is The champion cow of 1921 has been chosen and it's all right. She won't go into vaudeville. The man who seeks to further only his own end brings It nearer. (District Attorney) PRICE, UTAH PHYSICIAN Divorce' statistics suggest that they still are scrapping on the matrimonial sea. . " and taxes. Is highbrow Bam runners are fine for speeding sp slaying parties. B. W. DALTEI w, About the only thing that scares a horse in town now Is another horse. . "Artistic temperament" for bad temper. ' by pulling together with your fellows. Knockers are likely not to bear Opportunity. All Kinds of Dental Work. attended ,to. SatiTactlo guaranteed. Attorney-at-La- Ion can pull ' yourself together ma lien talk tomniyrof when they drink tummyrot. at Residence satardaf at Castle AaTcroMng Bates on AppUcaUou. Orangeville, Utah Office as What the farmer needs most is auto that kill eat oats. Our Abstracts Tell It All O. Sorenson Jrn i The flapper vamp is rarely as dan gerous as she Is painted. David S. Williams, Editor and CASTLE DALE, UTAH viy One nice thing about the disarm The closed bus on a railroad track ment conference; It gives everybody with care and dispatch. .Yoa can Is getting to be as dangerous as a a chance to say, "I told you so." uot saely boy or sell land or secure military dirigible, It would appear that among the a loan without baring an abstract of least the title to the same. lucrative professions In Europe received from time to time Reports that man has conquered the air are Is that of collecting war debts. till unconfirmed. We ar prepared to do your 'abstract-i- n A doughboy with the bayonet Is still Cleanliness may be next to godliness v. one side, but it is next to Impossible on the other. Buying Hogs fuel-savin- D. Heber Leonard HCNTTNGTON, UTAH GEORGE CHRISTENSEN Attorney-atiLa- ... ; The chief cause of grade crossing tragedies Is the low grade of some w motorists' Intelligence. the Sllvagnl Building PRICE, UTAH W. P. WINTERS PHYSICIAX AND The fact that Persia has no old maids explains why nobody ever hears what's going on there. SURGEON Proprietor Carbon Hospital OKlce Carbon Hospital, Phone PRICE , UTAH It Driven to the wall though It may be, Jazz can at least claim credit for having brought the cowbell Into the orchestra. has been considerable There lately? Market quotation on radium : $4,500,-00- 0 an ounce. How much, please, and what did you bring to carry It In t warned against peroxide. Uncle Sam has deported seven midgets brought to this country by a showman. Their stay was short talk for a year or so of reforming the dance, but have you looked on at one The first dally duty of the plain citizens of Flume seems to be to find out who's running the government We live under the delusion that an official Is a servant of the public until be tells us to keep off the grass. OurHobby At ninety, a .doctor attributes longevity to proper food. Other doctors add that enough of it Is also as Im- portant There seema to be plenty of evidence that a pretty good way to get rich quickly Is to go slowly. A brunette has been declared the prettiest woman. Pedestrians are bottles flying of . The wireless Is taking the country by storm, but there are signs already that It will not be a wireless campaign. ; Is Good Printing Ask to see samples of our busi The New Jersey scientists who are searching for mosquito bait needu took any further than their ankles. ness cards, visiting cards, wedding It Is now proposed to train reserve officers by mall. Now, If we can only do our fighting by the same method and other invitations, pamphlets, folders, letter heads, stitements, shipping tags, envelopes, etc., constantly carried in stock for your accornmodatioa Maybe the foreign countries that owe us might arrange to let us have a little on account every Saturday Get our figures on that printing you have been thinking of. New I'ype, Latest Style Faces ' TO THE CIRCUS AND HE WANTS TO TAKE rT' Another evidence of return to nor malcy is the report that poker play, ers are more afraid of holdup men than of the police. If the movement to print restaurant menus In plain English gains too many adherents It will take the glamour out of commercial eating.' The prince of Wales has done a good deal of hunting In India, and there has been a little hunting of the prince. A Massachusetts professor says the metal coffeepot Is unsafe. Yet the old tinpot helped settle this country west of the Aileghenles. , schemes suggest that workingmen and worklngwomen, who should be hardest, are the easiest worked. A young lady to whom $00,000 was rcu ui n iu ii one uiu uui uiurrj, uaa married. That is what many would .I. AW, WHATS THE' USE I YOUNGSTER The law of compensation Is what balances the average between the bobbed hair crop and the feminine "switch" output. night ... YOU TAKE YOUR NEIGHBOR'S Tbe world is facing a shortage la olive oil this season. There's another calamity to be laid at the door of the boll weevil. 1 Dropping a letter from the alphabet causes a revolution in Bulgaria, but it would pass undetected in China. VOUTRVTO EXPLAIN TO HIM THE. IMPOSSIBILITY OF TAKING IT HOME -- HE YOWLS AND A CROWD COLLECTS of golf is the language ! bridge. , wltle-o- ut soclety-- demonstrated glr George' Darwin the earth by set up friction pa that the 5s acting as can produce tides he the of says the drag An electrician it in the supply o which slowly but surely lightning at will. 'but than equalled kind of brake to causing the earth to turn mora slow always has inore columns that the demand. ly on its axis. So slowly, Indeed, do is which of the day of moving the the length BUTTER WRAPPER Portugal is talking axial revolution of tba one dded which by PRlCs on capital 110 miles from Lisbon, about only Is by increasing earth the The beyond a following price, may be to point y. of a second in a wrappers, printed an ar, zone. of this effect Us. But the cumulative paid when paid for r run will a the means that that day slowing up It happens oftentimes Ion run a day on a bank is followed by a eventually be some L400 hours back money on the the or two later to get And as the earth is retaliating bank. further the away, it moon by pushing luto, ;1000 Butterwrappw;-l when that epoch Is reached the mont ., .. Effective Into Anni 9i divided are ' ku Prominent Germans tuft, war will be the same length as the day, se notice. two classes, those who caused the moon will then revolve round the that books showing and those who write the earth In the same; time that the they caused it earth turns on its axis, and there will The "truth compelling" serum that be no tides at alL Advertise ' for these revolu-tionar- y .v ceo-tur- M . - - - - be has been discovered will probabty Is raising witness the while Injected the right baud. Having" their sermons heard by visible wireless audiences is about the to only way these days for preachers conceited. become in- It is natural for women politicians to say that they can work best with a party of their own, Every woman wants a party of her own. Takahashl. the name of the premier of Japan, means "high bridge." but the Impulse of the Chinese when they bear it Is to shout "low bridge !" , Inefmllan commonwealth. h&T born on the 1st of January, j been leg 190L has now attained Its majority, j Tbe population of the states when It was estaDiisnea was jusi over mre millions, and today and three-quartIf is approximately 5,600,000, says the Adelaide Chronicle. That Is not a great community to develop and to hold so large a portion of the earth's surface, but the progress of settlement baa been continuous and steady, while in respect to its material prosperity Australia may take rank with any of tbe nations of the world. Tfc Dollars . O Some Users of printing save pennies by g, ting inferior work and lose dollars through lack of vertising value in the work they get Printers as a rule charge very reasonable prices, for none of them get rich although neatly all of them work hard Fredeiic Harrison, author and publiLondon doctors claim that it Is bad for the health to Jump out of bed as cist ninety years old, or thereabouts, Moral: Give your printing k soon as you wake up. Most of us are speaks with admiration of the late a good printer amrrmM very careful of our health. James Bryce's versatility and the extraordinary range and accuracy of his In Profiteerine In wives has bee-.- Of these,' he says, labor knowledge. Is Central Africa, showing how long it without rest or haste was the great to takes for the savages adopt the secret and adds: "In an ago of customs of Christian nations. meticulous specialism, It Is well to reThe United States propaganda bu member James Bryce's long life of Inreau might find a way to correct the cessant activity as a rare example that British impression that polygamy Is It Is possible to have many varied interests and yet attain to mastery la quite general In this country. each." "rtahnilpfiarv In rinnnlnir" amnnv young persons Is declared by an edu-- 1 There is nothing so true as that work pays. If your roof leaks, .yoa 1 v IStlon. What does' he mean, "civiliza i may replenish it; if your crop was tion" T poor last summer, you may Improve it bachelors are up In arms against this summer, with more care and effort the proposed tax on them. They de- Everything In life teaches the Importclare that the strain on them now Is ance of work. If you are a woodcutas great as it is upon a single suspen- ter, and your axe Is dull, a little work ' don't der button. h at the grindstone will Improve it It rig In the your Is all a question of Industry ; of taking KiO middle of the IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS pains, of being thrifty, and. earning road and go to a fence-pothe respect of those with whom yoa Odd what a queer Jumble of unim to read s sale bill do you? Then don't portant things stick in the memory I are associated. But the cry now Is for expect the other feIn winter my mother used to hang less work. The remedy is more work, llow to do it. about my neck a red flannel bag, of aa Put ad In thi ptpcr.tbM, An expert says that by 1925 gasoline asafetlda to ward off Infection, writes rcmrdleM of tha weather.to Meredith Nicholson In an exchange. will be.up;to 50 cents a gallon, but If th fallow you wnt ratch red your innounw She believed In this as in the advls- -' the prices of cars keep on their presmcnti while seated it bit fireside. ability of seeing the new moon over ent coursethe net cost of riding ought her right shoulder. The pervasive not to change much.' If he Is a prospective burr have him it youruli. aroma of forty such amulets In an youll One exrra buyer often piyi thi overheated schoolroom I recall to this who People thought that peace tha entire expense adof Out ad. and It'a poor day, but not with poignant regret for would come after war were right In a won't pull that buyer. the passing of this superstition. Much way, but the most conspicuous sequel ad in this paper resebtt An as I enjoyed watching ray maternal of war appears to be conferences. . tbe people you are ifter. grandmother roll Into her back yard Bill mar b a neeenitr.but A Southern .newspaper ad it the thing tbat doe the very spring a huge Iron pot In which conveys the tbe butlneta. she concocted soft soap from .the Information that the Japanese have no Don't think of hsvini winter's accumulation of fat. my recol swear words.- - But they are great stupeciti aala without uiinf lection of tha product is not so agree- dents of the English language. advertising apaea in Ui g?aper. able the stuff was sometimes intro dnced Into my ablutions 'that I should An English scientist says the human care to Impose its manufacture or use race was originally dumb. He will upon any child of these times. This have to admit that It has struck It grandmother was a Virginian, thor- talking gait at last at a safe often paytt oughly skilled In the household arts, entire expense of the but I am constrained to think that in A western preacher criticizes womtbeie days she would be very quick to en who spend so much money for dress. Buver accommodate herself to the changed He'll probably have no better luck with this sort of criticism than the rest of cdhdltlons. us husbands have. apie, possibility of being able to pro-dnce jllght from substances, Just as H nrefly does, has been broached before. Dr. E. Newton Harvey, of Prince tj university, Is studying this prob-KB with the object of providing a UTmlnous material which will give light CASTLE DALE, UTAH constantly and do away with the need 1 Illuminating gas and electricity. All CAPITAL $25,000 SURPLUS $15,000 Sbrts of methods are beinsr pursued ex cept one namely, the domestication SAMUEL SINGLETON, President Pi P. DYRENG the firefly, says the Christina . J. B. --Mence Monitor. These little fellows CRAWFORD, PETER JOM' whe carry their own lighting EDMUND CRAWFORD, Cashier ap W. C. SNOUT, Director paratus should be convinced that It Is oai Quite dignified and not at nil hoiittn dotosit BOXES FOR themselves to act as chandeliers tar We Pay Four Per Cent on Particular Savings Write for tefcinrdty. The spectacle of a couple : . " Our Printing Unexcelled ' There is little likelihood of a man Mexico has not been Informed of building his house on the sands these United States recognition. Neither days. It requires too many rocks. has United States. If ever we get ambitious and start out to break a record, it will be the g We shall think more of devices when we see the coal barons one the neighbor plays about 11 p. m. buying up the stock. In the Sudan it costs eight spearheads to buy a wife. In this country There are girls who can fool everya single bonehead often secures a fine body,, and then there are girls who wife. have small brothers. I want all the hogs In Emery and Carboo counties for shipment. The rerj highest prices paid. Will give yours the once-ove- r any time. Writs) or phone. Offices in the most effective Instrument of war if the enemy will fight that way. French U the language of diplomacy discovered tha and no doubt you have or not Is - IaaW , ....., mill A T tDU GET ACL I atm.Aa- - i riiND off Adve ing a Sale! fj QneExtraBuyer il fat That Emery County Bank Vice-Preside- nt nni AND TRY . M st . At the SwppfT FU$SD lv TJ BjLIvVanZelm Union C.WMttra BUYING PEANUTS UPTAKE rr I . TRVACAJN YOU TO EXPLAIN CANTtSkTThE WHY jumbo home. SyWI, S . 1 1 BUT. GEE Circus wMlUIKENS,. HAT-T- HE use I |
