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Show COClNTY mrtactf miss ef Gigantic 8 i U.ntt, t - in WITH THE AM m2 FUNNY Once Had . Th.t aiaie, mil.- nrohablv cov- PBt,C W'" httir' 0Dte roanied the flins'of Texas, has just beenof the skelhv the unearthing ftsm- ilwiio ''L s-- fBi"i U S of A listed and until ,vi. ,, to hvard r, t Getting Them Placed. "You seem to be KUtn ,m ibe 1- ' i(,n. 1,.,,-ke.- measurements cannot be accu-"- S that The fact, howe-vetaken. msUs wliich were re,noved Ittewud and gravel bed are each thm -' feet long indicates uie BL - Fanner t "How did it affect the uml, v' "Threw him int.. a fli (if al jealousy so violent that he up and kicked ( rear ,:,:.,; clear through the radiator."' this . :. the-or- y that the audieiu-- doesn't knou The of the pachyderm. anything," protested the eonihii?nt;a! ms discovered by E. T. Roy friend. "This niid'ence," replied Senator rEU "Ho called Mr. Chandler In Ibl, assistance In unearthing it. S glium, "isn't Hie supposed to , ChandMr. knowing. It is supposed to do the Jlnj of the discovery f1. yesssing." particular species of elephant in North America in the A Hard Spot. and middle portions of the age "1 lon't see why your pa race, men I the geolop. al history of the world nn't be cheerful and iilensnnt heii In .lied Is l;now" as the pleistocene. folks come into your place to do IhhI perthe of pleistocene ness with you," said the automobile fetetier part become extinct. iod It had already owner. 'There are 20 known records of the "Mister," replV'd the garage emof the imperial Knnence "I guess you never worked iu ployee. Mata-Ls la Texas, one being in a garage." eleof This species 'county. gant was typically a plains animal, Queer Attitude. shunning forest regions apparently "His argument does not leave his only wert of the jiiil occurring opponent a leg to stand on." river. "That's odd. Why would he want elephant Is the a leg to stand on when it is all head The imperial i.rwst known species of elephant that work?" n specimto lived on earth. ens reach a height of lSYz feet, while Foiled. exceed 11 BMlern elephants seldom "I hear Pete married a girl who is It is probable that quite an tet In height. embroidery expert." roam-Bot- h tiit Imperial elephant, like the "And he always declared he would and the Columbian elephant, was never marry any kind of designing clothed with long hair, for during' the female." period the winters were jteistofene severe over most of the regions which The Wisdom of George. it Inhabited." "l"o you believe Ueorge Washington never told a lie? ' Why Shouldn't He? "Well, he didn't after he married the widow anyhow; be knew he'd never Fred B. Johnson, one of the Indl-tn- a state public service commissioneget away with it." Boston Transcript. rs, is a Jeffersonian Democrat, and In his perste, in fact, quite democratic Expectations. "Mi. Wampum, five years ayo I did When he drives along onal habits. the street, away out in the north part you out of $10. I tiope you don't feel of the city, wnere he lives, and seea resentful." "Not at all. How much are yon gowe one waiting for a street car he cannot resist ing to do me for this time?" offering to share lii ftwer not In any spirit of unfriend: Itaess to the street They All Do. railway system, tat for reasons aforesaid. "I've just been told that I'm not doNot long ago he invited a matronly ing the right tiling by my family." woman to ride, and she "Who dared to say such a thing to accepted, and they started toward the downtown; you?" district. "A life insurance agent." Xearing Ohio street, where Hr. Johnson usually turns out to lis office In the state capitol, he d the woman that he would turn ele-ulii- ut Mis-lissiii- Full-grow- ad-tls- test there. "But I American want to go to the Fletcher National bank," said the Very graciously Mr. Johnson drove tan Pennsylvania street and was bout to stop on the west side of the street, when the woman told him to mss the street and draw up alongside the bank corner. Somewhat amazed, the commissioner-driver complied and put down Ms passenger in the proper place. Then the woman drew out her hwseand gave Mr. Johnson five cents. He took the money and drove on. ' Ad A war News. ME- - BUSINESS MAN "How much do you usually get for marrying people?" "Five dollars." "Anything off for cashf A Avoided Mistake!. There was a man who feared the show That trivial error makes. He never did a thing, and 30 Filled classified f a London ea "per-Nna- l" s advertisement daily paper has just col-in- Avoided all mistakes. consummated. " is the story of an Australian who, after having won the C. M. and the M. M. at the front Wsed through Birmingham ln 1918 en We to a demobilization camp. On a ad Certain Ways. "What are some of the quickest Iu the ways you know of to get up world?" "Get a job with an aviator or hit a mule on the off hind leg." station platform he talked and minutes, ""toe Difference in Common. Australians being quick workers a "It's surprising how well they get beof a lock hair of gift pwlved I don't think they left. He did not learn the along together. common !" 5itb Pretty girl for 15 would have much in same "Oil, yes, they both dislike the Magazine. things!" Cartoons &irs name, however. to Australia, he moved to 'Quanta and from there wrote ihe ' stable at Birmingham, saying "'".he had fallen in love with the rUnd asking aid In finding her. An wwtisement was inserted in a Lon-T- " "whimper, the girl saw the "Sony column" notice, photographs (l"e exchanged, and In a few weeks Ued for Tasmania. turuing At the Photo Studio. Mr. Peters This photograph doesn't ' look at Its Requirements. the "There is one queer thing about The Cause of It. a dreadfully rasping Nebility to Sell Old If f E"S'nd's best which the earl of Armor, "What known faral- guesfthat comes from Pembroke ia 'ms declued t bavins of ft tuacnm ' dispose t0 his dentist and ,8'ineent collection of armor which filed." ln lts Possession for 4(X) lear ens tties ,nkins says the most vftltwHe nor ,s the klnd th . persn to Instantljr vtat "Wsafetolauh Bt.. SUMMONS. IV ,J-om- t I twc mcTiiim. H H Dis-trtc- i R mm m X H H Best 01 ' $2.00 a Ton at Mine i voice his going his teeth Different Animal. overheard that dear Miss Burde- n-I like 1 danced yonnc man telling you He said RSyBr.ght--Pby- rl "hclf e r." , . . ,.. (1 .00 --$5- a Ton Del lvered 1 AT THE V. NOTICE TO WATER USERS. State Engineer's Office, Salt Lake City. , Utah, June 29, 1921. Notice is hereby given that the Independent Canal & Reservoir Co. with Us place of business at Rochester, Utah, has made application in accordance with the requirements of the Compiled Laws of Utah, 1917, as by the Session laws of Utah, 1919, to appropriate Nine Hundred Forty-thre- e and Four-tenth- s (943.4) Acre Feet of water from Muddy Creek In Emery County. Said water will be stored from Nov. 1 of each year to May 1 of the year following in two reservoirs located on the headwaters of Muddy Creek as follows: The Crator reservoir situated on unsurveyed iand Sec. in the WliNW She Before we were married you approximately 20, Township 19 South, Range 4 East, Salt Lake Rase and Meridian, th used to give me such lovely presents. center of the impounding dam of You never do now. which bears N. 32 deg. 42 mln. W. lie I didn't have to put up with 18,305.9 ft. from the S.E. comer of your presence the year around then. Sec. 33, T. i0 S., It. 4 E.; artl ttiBNatural reservoir, situated on unsurveyed land approximately In the NE14 Advice. Sec. 20, T. 19 S.. R. 4 E., the center of the impounding dam of which bears Today when dealers all corobins N. 2 deg. 50 mln. W. 14,893.4 ft. from To rob you of your cash, , Console yourself and quote the line: the S.W. corner of said Sec. 33. The "Who steals my purse steals tliash." water will be released into its natural channels and conveyed 51,166 ft. and there used from May 1 to iec, 1 of The Farm of Today. each year as a supplemental supply to "Did you learn to milk the cow irrigate 15,360 acres of land embraced While you were iu the country, in Sees. 24 and 25, T. 21 S., R. 6 E., Sees. 2 to 5. Inch, 8 to 11, Inch, 14 to Hazie?" 17, Inch, 20, 21, 22, 27 to 33, Inch, to how I but learned "No; apprecb T. 21 S., R. 7 E.; Sec. 1. T. 22 S., R.6 te the old masters acd run a E.; Sees. 5 and 6, T. 22 8., R. 7 E., S. L. B. & M. This application is desautomobile." ignated in the state engineer's office as No. 8793. The Ruling Passion. All protests against the granting of "I saw Banks, the contractor, at said application, stating the reason therefor, must be made by affidavit in dmrch," duplicate, accompanied with a fee of "Yes. He heard that the streets of $2.50, and filed in this office within the Celestial City were paved with thirty (30) days after the completion of the publication of this notice. fold, and he wants to bid on the R. E. CALDWELL, State Engineer Date of first publication July 9, 1921. Date of completion of publication 1921. No Swell Joint. Fanner (in the city) I want ter tnd an' eatln' Are you looking for any ftrtlcular place? Farmer Well, not too durned p'tick- - Andi oai Mi srrrERUD and judd. Lessee Mine in Grimes Wash, Five and One-Ha- lf Miles above Orangeville Emery County Bank CASTLE DALE, UTAH CAPITAL $25,000 SURPLUS $15,000 SAMUEL Si NQl.RTON, Uresluent J. B. CRAWFORD, EDMUND CRAWFORD. Cathior 1 SAFETY DEPOSIT P. DYRENO WALL PETER JOttANSKN W. C. SNOT, Directors A. Vlee-l'resld.- 13. ROXES FOR RENT We Pay Four Per Cent on Savings Write for Particular Fox Garage, Orangeville ' First Class Automobile Repair Work at Reasonable Prices I Complete Stock of Tires, Tubes, and All Supplies and Accessories Vulcanizing and Battery Charging a specialty. We have the best exuipment in the county and can care for all types of batteries with promptness. re-charg- ing 6, Awful Mistake. Heavens! My whiskers re turning yellow. Mrs. .Tones Merer, George; you mistook my hair bleach for toilet wa- - - Mr. .Tones Generous Mendacity. Tour thermometer is wholly incor-Wr- t. It registers 10 degrees less than fee actual temperature." That's why I like it. I dread these fearfully caudid friends." ' y v-ff- S' A .V fra- - S ( mr V! Me-o-m- y, HANDY REFERENCE. how you'll take to a pipe and P. A.! dear, .Hubby, Ca you love me? Why, certainty, my dear. Just Wfer to my letters I wrote you faring courtship Before you're a day older you want to let the idea slip under your hat that this is the open season to start something feya. all like my wife. bephotographer No, I know that, well pleasso very is Peters Mrs. cause ed with It. Their Taking Ways. vl icporieu to sergeant movie stage." "What is that?" McLean that. he had his grip, actor wcat and umbrella That a speaking face in an stolen before drama." silent the for ln two hours, and he tits him m 'Tnerptown will be an awful reckon-h- k ln, Good Advice. i ,llis ,,ur8 wlen Gabriel blows "Kevcnge is sweet." ever made "I know that, but nobody never "Gabriel who Mow himself success of ll0P" over this ttwn ; they'U much ever. lot of time trying to get a he blovrt..before get" a cnance t0 somebody else." Lackawanna Journal. . lies v house-Pedestri- -- Romance Want romance by way of the i "" Uprp Aug-usfc- woman, Manapollsi R U Paid ' ot th6 Sevnth Judicial t. within rnd for lh County ot equator?" the te,eher. tmery. State of Uah. ConimonweiUh i i. Kank, a Corporation, Plaintiff. v. -"". e m hu.i furj tten to look E. iSohiller. Defendant. SUMMONS. "i ne maUi r, fail d to answer. The State of I'tah tn th eui.l us what the equator fendaut: You are hereby summoned to apmed ti e ! pear within twenty days after the ser IK.. vice or ttus summons upon you, if ruuiiii. served within the eountv in uhi. h this' the earth," aetion is brought, otherwise within i'r.d ' l taken a sly peen into thirty days after service, and defend win the teacher was the above entitled action; and In case f your failure so to do. i"! a: will be rendered against youjudgment to .! 1,! according .,y "U may go to the the demand of the which b"ni-v.vA uilu, t'er us what you have has been filed with complaint, the clerk of said learned court. e eijuanir." This action is brought to quiet title 'hi the teat hi rV. iisl.iiii-.hinethis to the following described land situis ..af .bihtmy wi'oi" : "The qtmtor ated in Emery County, State of Utah: Is n nhtr'tr-ri- e South li"ti ruiining around and .NEH of Sec. S, und th" middle of )!, e.W.nhl." the NH of Sec. 17; Township 21 bouth, 1 East, Salt Lake Meridian. Iiange HeKinning SW corner SW. NiCU, A Prcblem. Sec. S; thence running east 102.43 feet; "In iiese N 90 23', East 394. SS feet, days i.f enual rights, men thence thence N 16 17', West S32.1S feet; are jjnia' to he tut io u .seere strain thence South 1170.78 feet to the place it! of beginning In Sec. 8, Townahip 21 "How .jo?" South, Range l; East. Sa't i.ako Meridian. "As between tie epiwsing candiBeginning 324. 78 feet east from thj dates, a will 1U1V(, ., NW corner of the NEW of the SWVi )U,d(j. illy uhether lie will swap his vote for of Sec. 8. running thence South 45" 22 . Eaat 622.8 feet; thence N 62" 36'; East a cigar or a ki." 621.7 feet; thence West 154.45 feet to point of beginning in Sec, 8, Township 21 South, Kange 16 East, Salt Lake A MEAN MAN Meridian. The NV4 of See. 17 Townshin 21 16 East, Salt Lake South. Rang Meridian, for other relief and costs. PATTERSON & CONSTANTINE. Attorneys for Plaintiff Address, Independent Bldg., Moab, Utah First pub. July 2 last July 30, 1921 ".': flivver Y.nitosse!, inePti'v v. the centuries., take some time to bones and form the skeleton I...,-.;- , equal, r f,,r t! next lfsr.n in eeos y Hi tin che nijihy. came to recite. Johtmy w; call, upm iirst. Vocalist Provoked tm-.- throat IL) Trill JOHNNY'S MIND.5 6.!th0,fr"lH'r ha, ustel the class to iai th e COllli! Bhmit tlm ML "I knew was ...... .wasted in removing trouble as soon as tinthe from of tl elephant the honk of wir new ravel Where ,,: and iff AH ;- n 9ieS! 0? DALE, Ad-di- MEN The period of Leon. back anywhere from one-"- J ae- mm t even million years, assistant Chandler, C H ln Kice Institut ff,fir of " TREND MoGiisl tMrtM A Practical Girl. tlnmo men have a family tree And loud of it descant; ut I shall wed a man who has business plant A good-size- d with joy'us jimmy and some Prince pipe A There a and get your, share of the greatest Albert Faultfinding. 's too much faultfinding in the world." Co- fjiuliflndinc has its uses. ills great made have not would lnmbiis ratdiscoveries bad he been perfectly of with Hie navigation facilities vt t smoke-sport-on-ear- th Because, a pJpe packed tened his time." with Prince Albert he-- t a .es The World Stage. All the world'? man as he was never satisfied before and keeps wiioi.wsiipare Fay a stage.' " ..vac" roi.lied Miss Cayenne. "And of living indicates the pre - ,.ost Hitticket speeuhi- euce of a great many him satisfied! P. A.'s flavor and it grance and coolness and its freedom from bite and parch (cut out by our exclusive patented process) are a revelation to the man who never could get acquainted with a pipe! P. A. has made a pipe a thing of joy to four men where one was smoked before! And, you'll say so as soon as you start to cash-ien this n Why urn Princt Albert I tags, tidy red tint, handsome pound and half pound tin humidors and ri t ha pound crystal glatt humidor with pongt moitont gold in feppy red top. tors." What Did He Mean? n r.i i on StudentI 'rof essor. Ncw nil those skeletons? where did you get We raised them. rrofessorSsh! Counter-Attac- over between us. Take orosence. n.n. irnv vour i...ff.,i ' Give em to pe DVW. She-- All He-- A!i Is ... xlght. I Ar&LZXLZ2 ii n ii the national joy smoke iilLllilUwia CopyrigH 1921 by R i. Reynold Co. Tobicco ' Wln.ton-SaUr- N.C |