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Show Friday, June 7, 1991 The Daily Utah Chronicle - Page Fifteen CooDfessions TV wei rd off from page twelve colDegiate vegetarian departure: Jimmy Smits on L.A. Law. (He's smart, talented, very cute, and most of all, he's managed to be popular without letting it go to his head). The Best and Worst News For It was about this time last quarter dead week that it happened: I had an epiphany. It was about the time that I was considering the best way to get my feet wet in Political Correctness, so I'm sure that what happened was fated. I was walking through the L Union building when I saw a group of anti-mepeople clustered behind a table by the at bowling alley. Playing on a video monitor was a very graphic and video about the heart-rendin- g injustices done to animals in the slaughterhouse. The anti-mefolk completed their emotional at punch with a barrage of literature, including an invitation to the Great American one-tw- o anti-me- at Meat-O- ut I felt it was more than just coincidence that the Meat-Owas held on my birthday, so I went to the meeting. After listening to moving testimonials and horror stories from former I finally managed right there in the Holladay Library to shed my Robert Rowan -- meat-eater- s, self-loathin- meat-eatin- skin. I was reborn, and from the ashes of my former self stepped a vegan. I was christened by the tears of my newfound friends at the Great American bound to my comrades-in-vegetarianis- m with a sap oath. Since that time, I nave been able to acknowledge my true inner feelings about my animal-vegetabrelationships. As a I love all animals, and all vegan, I too. don't plants, exploit animals for their flesh or for their byproducts, such as milk or dung. I don't wear the skins of animals. I took all of my leather jackets and J viewers which have become epidemic , percentage, and it gained new ground with cleverly written and acted shows like Evening Shade. On The Worst Night Television: Saturday night, ever since China Beach and Twin Peaks have been dropped from the Saturday night lineup, Saturday oppressive, exploitative, and stroke, cancer and other illnesses across the United States. After reading this passage, I fell asleep and had a dream in which it was revealed to me that the man old CBS placed last again this season, but only by a small grand plan. these products increases person's risk of heart disease, for the CBS: who created the "food chain'' theory of biology was the handservant of the devil. According to that "theory," a le even standby shows like Cosby. The Best and Worst News For call this nightmare a democracy. Animals are yet another hapless minority whose rights have been trod upon for years by evil white middle-class- " males such as myself my former self, that is. I am now, thanks to the Animal I'd like to quote from the flier that touched my heart: "For years, Americans have incorrectly believed it healthy, in fact necessary, to consume meat, dairy products, and eggs. However, a growing bed of research is showing that the consumption of and I was Meat-Ou- t, Chronicle Feature Writer Rights Connection of Utah, a being of higher consciousness, with a special insight into Gaia's arrimai-hatin- g, g, g took first place again this season in the Nielsens, but they also lost a large percentage of its shoes and underwear to a field and left them there. I knew that the cows, my four-foote- d brethren, would know what to do with them. We eat them, we wear them, and we brand them without, representing thorn. Animals have less rights in this country than humans do, and it is a crying shame. We don't even have the decency to allow them to vote. ' And yet society has the nerve to ut fornicating, NBC: NBC (white, middle class, no doubt) suffering they bring to other organisms? Must we remain at the level of these selfish brutes? I say no. To live is to actively and fanatically avoid hurting anyone or anything, and not eating meat is the key. Or one' of the keys; . hierarchies exist in nature whef e one level of nature preys upon the one below it. This is clearly an capitalistic "theory, if it can be called that, and denies the simple truth that all life was created equal. Humans were not meant to eat meat. Eating meat is cruel, and every bite of animal flesh brings pain and anguish to that animal's relatives and friends. We as humans have the ability to choose our actions. Other creatures are not so fortunate. What about lions and hyenas and wolves, those poor, deluded beasts who are too caught up in living the lie of their carnivore-nes- s to stop and think about the actually, since I've joined and done some serious introspection, I've had misgivings about all the injustices done to our leafy brethren, too. I'll have to think about that and get back to you. In the meantime, remember: if you eat meat, you're a sick, perverted nights have become the viewing time for old turkeys like Police Academy 5 and Rhinestone. Find something else to do except watching TV on this night. The Best Night On Television: Thursday nights. No contest! Shows like The Simpsons, Cheers, and L.A. Law keep the viewers watching on Thursdays. Have fun watching reruns this summer. killer. Robert M, Rowan, feature writer, Chlorophyll Junkie, and recent exitee from the closet, has been personally responisble for most of the "hate" mail received by the Chronicle which was not addressed to John "Aunt Bea" Wilson, GOING HOME FOR THE SUMMER? MARK MILLER SUBARU HAS A SPECIAL DEAL AND YOUR SUBARU WITH COUPONS. mark miller subaru. inc. FOR "" ' LUBE, OIL, FILTER TIRE ROTATION ! ; j oo $200 " off CAR PURCHASE -- - Make your best deal then " tax and shop supplies " : i air " coNDmoNiNG EVACUATE & RECHARGE j J present this coupon for an I 00 ff FRONT END SERVICE i ALIGNMENT , gdon of cooant J JlUU. Oil. j tax and shop supplies j EMISSION TEST ! 5 1 -A Up t0 T "state" InspectT6n& $-9- QdUltlOnOl ! & BALANCE up to 5 quarts oil Genuine Subaru Oil Filter tax and shop supplies COOLING SYSTEM j 1 tax and shop supplies 1 3734 South State Please call for appointment $132 0 does not include parts or labor necessary to pass inspections I " tax and shop supplies : free" car j WASH ! 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