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Show Chronicle - Page Three Friday, February 24, 1989 EDITORIAL Uimotie agaomis'fi ; Awake comrades! Walk about our campus! Open your eyes! The telltale signs of unrest are everywhere! The consciousness of the student proletariat is aware of the ruthless suppression that has been occurring for the past four months. The editorial board of the Chronicle encourages all students to fight in. the revolution! Students unite! We have nothing to lose but our ski parkas and long johns! All about campus, courageous students are engaging in open rebellion against the icy clutches of winter's dying grasp. In front of the Union Building, students participate in the summer activity of hackey sack in blatant disregard for the surrounding snow. Joggers are discarding winter warmup outfits for that notorious symbol of summer, the T-shi-rt. These activities are only symptomatic of the growing feelings of unrest which are felt by all winter-wear- y souls. We believe that if enough students demonstrate an unwillingness to Back off, 'Chronicle,' Mike and did our best submit to the rituals of winter, the ASUU this year, but Mike and myself are not Flynn Andrizzi and his running mate. With the elections here, and the excitement is high, I want everyone to I compare Moroni Hoala and John Lund's campaign, Students should unite in open acts of along with Bill Sampson and Fabio Volpe, to Mike and Editor: defiance. Wear shorts! Refuse to participate in Are' they, peasl from the same pod as Mike and I'm just writing this letter 'cause I'm sick of all this .myself time ski more I? jackets! Spend Also, let's see what the next year will prove to be. I wearing heavy we condemnation against Mike and myself-becausoutside! Smile at the sun when it shines! and clan will mirror our did something this year. I feel good about doubt that Moroni actually administration.- Frankly, I think that this coming year Above all, however, engage in the pasttimes of what we have done, and there is h6t the dichotomy summer. Roll down car windows! Listen to that Lori Bona Hunt and others (including the reporter is gonna be mighty boring. Some of you folks might the musid ;bf revolution (Bob Marley's greatest ;j for the New York Times) want to imagine. Throughout even miss, Mike andmyself--i-f nothing else, for the Lots o' love. hits album)! Think warm! Think spring! Fight the whole of this year we have been judged by . one entertainment value. e By the way, I can't claim the "No" party as my Chronie" articlethe very first one. against winter studiousness. Remember I It was indeed a work of art, but during the campaign brainchild, even if wanted to, even though the cry: "Don't worry, be happy." said so. If I did half the that I got "Chronie" Of course, we realize such open rebellion in (after a weekend of Mike's cough syrup revelations), credit for, I would never have time forthings and I like sleep, in we changed our campaign from "Who Cares?"--a- s February to , sleep. of these extremities. Indeed, the ruthless rule of the who gives a fuck--t- o "Who Cares?"-'whi- ch about the students more than cold has not yet endedVtUndoubtedly, there candidates, if any, cares Grant Sperry & a some job application, more than to wield the artificial skirmishes between the Former 'ASUU bureaucrat will be many more of supposed power. For the record "ASUU strings of .cold. forces of warmthanclthe dark, powers f . doesn't have power, only a cornucopia of titles that can But we must do our part! Students "of the be meagerly effective. Oh, and lots o' money. Lori Bona exploitative, bourgeois dictatorship of winter can be overthrown. : . . e the-battl- couldr''sultincoldbody;;; or University of Utah unite! You have nothing to lose except the winter blahs! 0FTHESWIHI6S J WCi ' Hunt's article today ("Whookie apathy evolves into an ordinary ASUU," Feb. 22) shows her bias, which she can keep for herself, but so much false representation-G- od bless subjective journalism. Lori's, sister, Shauna Bona, wrote an article after the elections that said that we were elected for the positive aspects of "whookie love," not nihilism, and that we should remember that throughout the year. We have. We tried our best in a bureaucrat machine that I have grown weary of. I will be the first to acknowledge, through my own personal experience, that change in government cannot come from within. Well, enough of that. The thing that got my goat the most is to say that we were some status quo, like any other year. Yeah, the organization is not so different, albeit that some shining new faces are around in JM tags' cMnexjcMiMvm 59 Flowers aren't a waste when a goal is in sight Editor: y showed In reference to Mr. Carlston's letter that men are lacking real spines," Feb. 15), I find it hard to believe that Mr. Carlston is a political science major when he apparently knows nothing about the most basic sort of politics. The reason some men and women "waste" so much money on flowers can only be seen when they reach their destination. An uncommon ("V-Da- facial expression is usually followed by a very uncommon kiss. I prefer them to hamburgers. Peter Stone Graduate student-chemis- try tute infoUtVUI f. FRIDAY JUUfJ DR. EDWARD J. lUfJAL BRANDT ncie din, icuu inc I Thy will be done" fff 1 Studying Late? Working Late? Working Out? Just Can't Sleep? 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