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Show pas" t I In SuimiK i ( JiKHia !- vla 1 e August 9, 1977 , entertainmen Tilt HAVE YOU TRIED THE NEW RAGE OF BOTH COASTS? mm by RICK BROrr.II ome had to kill hei Janus Bond scans off his newest pie lute with a wild ski e fuse that It tshim violate the law s of gravity on half a doen counts. Agent n esc ajH S fiom a pat k of Soy it t agents h plunging oil an it v falling. ..falling... K! thasm, seconds and falling , hall an hour and falling'.. .until the authente, inc millions with laughter, thinks he will never hit Ixntom. Aiul just of then, hand Bond's fttuise. hute t paika-pata- ojh tis. floating hi in to safety . The Spy Who o; ed Me is with loaded vx t tat ul.ii like this. hokum And piohahlv it is tin fx si Bond pit lure in 10 eais. all it a pit lure that is so plavlul w ith its subjet it lx t nines ( some 260 So. 1300 East c e WINDOW dilleieni hat kgtounds. philosoplm s, and the usual it lom.int oinpl it ai ions. (She's miffed Ixtaiist Bond 2 FO i heio Allothtl It.lsoll new Q) 1 TEW IMIS WEAR SALE lot Mooie t is a maimt tjiim lo ihe law mmi.iI s (H)7 ompau d nt e that Sean ( oiint i Bur loli the lo htought M oit is Ik lit at the (olit n tlouhle humoi. in it ami main uioiiit nts in this lv his pit tun aie uiiitiit like when he times his amphibious lo.idsK t mil ol the Mt tint iiant an On an. disdainfully tossing lish out ihe liont stat as il hi wele pit king Inn. MiMne's Bond is. still, iim) c It an and aitilni.il. And unit h the saint thing might Im said lot Batbaia Bath anothtt in ihe long line ol 007"s iotgettable lenmie fatals living to at I), who lad lx taiisc while lhe ait suptxiscd lo Im1 tlelit ioush tit adh, tht ate pit st . I 1 1 1 1 t icx-mtxlc- S vt kitl though 007 disoses him countless times via electro- ttxk cution, slitles. 7th "us re trance car crashes, and ravenous sharks. Trapped in the kind of situation where villains grunt like Sumo wrestlers and tlie like flies, kiel lumbers through Trt (t)ii B 13 University Store 207 South 1300 East 1 i. 582-042- 7 I t this movie's wholesale destruction with a nonchalance only the hero is allowed to possess. The Spy Who Loved Me is a great summer movie it reeks in lx'cause precisely old Bond for the nostalgia c an One lutes. pic spt ntl half its running time pit king out the hits fiom (oldfingrr. You Only Lire Ticue, etc. But, in like fashion you could also study Star Wars, 7 he Herein, and The Deep. heie is good, even gteal woik being done hete. But altei we linish n intamaling all llii old isMt s, bow do w stai t M ating new ones again? 1 . vsonld lit ik. light? So wt in to the libi.n v hi t ketl out a tompltie set of Ian . tiling novels and t uiletl up lot the weekend. I lit lust Im k I it ad t lie on v t i iginal novel in llt.it seiies oi o;miila hook si was one i ailed I lie Sn Who Loved Me. It Mi!ti.ied Bond lioma I It m I ( woman's viewpoint. It explained w hv women alwavs bill Ills at I I eel. h ust il on some mole hum. m as i Is of the mijh l spv. I hat and ( hittx Chilly Btinti iimi weie lh onh Meming btK)ks I enjovetl. lit most let lit tt lease in a seiies ol James Bond movies is entitled The Sn M7o Loved Me. It is nothing like the biMk. I liked the Hit k, but if vou fell in love with the hook ami to see it on film, you will lw dis.i)MMiitetl. The Sp Who Loved Me is moie Bond than any othei 007 film it leased. I lit if .tie iiittie gadgels. moie exotic beautiful mote settings, women splashed .uountl the ! 1 ( exl sets like tinsel, bigger villains and tichei evil mast ci minds with higgei plans for global destine lion. you never liked Bond, if you always found his ability It) discuss mat inc biology with exjxits and his knack fot having a paiathutcat the If someone moment exact e iviliation under He steals Biitish.' stall a nt w (lie sea. Anient an and Russian nut leal submat ines, N'atur-allv- . ihe leadtis tf these nations aie upsti and dec ide to jxHtl icsouttes (Mixneand Bat ii) to bung the villains to pushes him off a Swiss Alp a bit absurd, then The Spy Who Loird Me is not fot you. But if you enjoy (as I do) the fantasy of a painfully attractive Biitish gentleman with the ability to speak any l.o-ve- t d ( e making love.) Mooie is beautiful as Bond. (Fate it, Mtxne is Ix autiful as anything). He is apptoptialelv etxky in his knowledge that everything he dtxs is tight. His suit is nevei wiinklcd. He never sweats. He is never afraid. When lus amphibious craft floats onto a swimming Ixath, converts it) a car and pulls awav, he calmly hands a shtxked man a fish from his suit jxxkci. At mission's end. he anil Bach are cavorting in a white padded esc a x' capsule when the Russian piemicr, British piime minister and aitistit impottantc. It'ss entertainment, and that e ounls too. m V A eutcitain-men- t . The Litest 007 lihn stats Roger Moon- as the set let agent man and Bai li.ua Bat h as a Russian mielligctit e agent w ho lalls n !' nul. Biicflv. the stoiv is o a Amer- ican president step forward lo congratulate them. They sjxit the naked Ixxlies. All gasp. "Bond, what are you titling?" " Just kee ping the British end up, sir." All light , st it lacks sty-- i lf-- pistols, pioxing oiue again that guns teallv can seiveas phallit symlxds. Mixiie and Bath ttate a due to a pviamid one night, inn into tiouble and end up walking twenty miles hack to an oasis in lull evening chess. Bond dtxsn't even remove his tie. The stiipt of The Spy Who Me is tiddled with those elelie iously naughtv puns that aie so unit h fun to make after a fevv ell inks. AVIiete's Bond?" asks his Ixiss. "On a mission in Austt ia." oines the reply. "We need him heie. Tell him lo pull out at out e." Cut toa i pi vale ski hxlge where Bond ami a lovely tiouble agent ate language, compichcud any tec h no logy a n ti a I i it toiious above any lint at, (hen The Sp Who Lored Me will be good se mist ious. In the ojk tiing Hilt s, n.iki d soineii holic on l v t II. il the magit movie was sew. tin Ixxiks ( Hint loom billionaiie who has a thing alxtiit t xeails and plots lo titsiiov the woild in a utitltai liolixaust so he tan jusiite. The film is pleasantly til Kitiiaiti 1 1 (HI? leinemlMi his as doltitootli liom Silver Streak) plavs "Jaws", who keeps up a tunning battle with Bond through the pit line, eve n (shorts for shorts, etc.) CORPORON fir Sp I Atidains t ai tinm. uij one item at regular price Get the 2nd f BEE RV ( hronie Ie Staff A h w vt ais ago I went to a Salutdav matinee and saw a vmblc ieatuie of Stall Coinitiv. James Bond lilnis. It was love at liist sight. I louts laid I was still glowing and I woiideied how could letaptute the II70 l.tn rd Mr is nioie Bond ih.ui ;niv Illin it leased. I lit le.nc mole gadgets, mote evdit nunc Ix.ititiiul women splashed .iittiiiiil ihe st is like mist 1. higgei illaitis and lit her m.istei minds with higgei plans itu glohal tiesiiut lion. ..ii iceks in nostalgia itu the oh! Bond pit lilies." otllt tueieh photogt nit . Little wontiei. then, ihe pit line is sit den h a giant, stet ntuit d goon w ith all the apxai ol a Chailes SHORTS SHIRTS SKIRTS TOPS DRESSES -- lilt that is emphasis "' teniei AND YOUR ORDER WILL BE READY AT OUR bv M i c in flick sex objects 1 1 ol attention is supMised lo Ik- i Ik lov ing spy of the title, a Ik .mis lioin the k(.B iBaih.ua Bat hi who teams up with Bond to slop illain (ant Jeigetis (he's hijatking nut leu suhsi. hut she also 1m gins a love .ill.iu that hlossoms despite then -- n-t- Bond stiioiish. Ian some of the set jiu in s tioi B. iiid en t an h instant e: ilduintf deluto with the Russian Bond Mushes savs. "Just keeping Biiuan's nd up. sii." ait d tw in ight humiliating lot the m tei n's at e ha iv i ni si. Oik sus k t ts that i o si i n. ii 1st Riihaid M.iili.iuni. who's winked on almost all iln Bond movies, is Im gmmng to g i m k olhis thing of a lease. 1 582-777- 7 x J. lines la IK ii gadgets. . i Mel niaminoih luiuiisiit sets all pinned to explode at a setond's notice. But the Phone 12 .) I " -- Naughty puns, cocky Bond, exotic scenes, The odd tiling almut this ntc-lshtt is iwt e is that it's plaved like a plot '7 loinaniit fane, and lt i i tint s he hull loi most ol the humoi. 1 onl knows, ut w lit t hail lo take dett wttiks studiously to tevivc the kiss kiss. Bang Bang'' fiouiula ol the eal Is movies alliiung women, It AUG. 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