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Show THE LEADER C - v 'A v i C'VV Wheels Are Useful On Lawn Furniture Mr CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT BUSINESS & INVEST. OPPOR. THOUSANDS of profitable farms and businesses for sale in all 48 stales. Write for tree catalog. NATIONAL BROKERS 821 Shipley St., Wlimiofton, Del. Homemade Freezer Serves Farm Needs Unaccustomed As I Am Fresh from the farm, the new country constable was taking up his duties. He was a quiet, taciturn young man, and it was with considerable effort that he mustered up enough speech to remark to the resident sergeant, "You told me to be on a sharp lookout for intoxicated motorists, sir. But how will I know they're drunk?" "If you have any doubt," his superior replied, "just ask the suspect to repeat after you: 'Surely Susan should suit Samuel Smithville." "Very good, sir," the young man agreed, "I'll just write that down." That afternoon a motor car pulled up outside the police station and unloaded the new constable. There was a handkerchief wrapped around his jaw. He had dislocated itl If iferS Wt MISCELLANEOUS C.h Farmers Turn to 'Build Your Own' Once More With labor costs up and ' appliances growing scarce, many farmers are beginning to "build their own" once more. One example of what can be done with cinder blocks and insulation plus a few spare hours of laboris the homemade food freezer shown below. The freerer is tucked away in a convenient corner of a farm home basement. It holds a side of beef WANTED Lawn Furniture On Wheels lull ' V Wlk 3 10 fork ' Xt.Xfet.aaMt&"v "iJT'ld BUT THE WAR MOVES ON . . , It's all over for the Communist soldier stretched out beside the road. U.N. forces pass him by with little more than a short glance to rest assured that he Is dead. The war goes on somewhere on the road ahead. The dead soldier will be picked up later and taken to a collection station. He was one of many who died attempting to halt advance of U.N. tank forces along the narrow road. Death came to him following a vain attempt to climb aboard tank and drop a hand grenade in the open hatch. He was felled by a shot fired by an American tankman and vehicle lumbered frontward. Candid Comment About the only person going easy on the taxpayer's money these days Is the taxpayer. Bt SERVICE PATTERN Drawer IO WANTED Scrap Iron, Steel and Cast Also Surplus Items MONSEY IRON & METAL CO. 7SO g. 8rd West gait Lake CHy, Utah have rope THIS chaise andforchair the pads, and may be wheeled from place to place. Two patterns are needed for making the set. No. 315 for the chaise and 316 for the table and chair. Patterns are 25c each. Send order to Bedford Hills, New "' STAMPS, COINS and Old Msfl Check thosa old trunks and Z1M STAMP tt COIN CO. East 2nd Sooth, Salt Lake CUj. Utah !4 WORKSHOP It? tor fcnvelopes. boxes, wrte Take Tour Choice RESET LOOSE HINGES That's a Poke, Son Down the street came the politiConcal boss and his hand-picke- d gressman. The latter was inclined to vanity and, as they rounded a corner, he remarked with a expression, "Say did you and all the surplus cherries, strawsee that girl smile berries and lima beans grown on the farm. Besides farm produce, at me?" "Smile?" shot back the gruff this homemade appliance makes an political boss. "Why, the first time ideal storage place for ice cream and large quantities of I saw you, I laughed out loud!" special cuts of meat processed at Tour to Hades? a neighboring locker plant. was The American visitor Like other freezers, however, it must be remembered that freezing gazing down into the crater of the does not improve the quality of the famous Greek volcano. Finally he food stored in them. You get out of commented, "It sure looks like a freezer only what you put in. Also, hell!" farm wives are cautioned about cor"Oh," retorted his guide, "you rectly packaging freezer food. In- Americans you've been everycluded among acceptable packaging where!" materials are moisture-proo- f vegetable parchment paper, moisture-proo- f Quick Thinking cellophane (which can be didn't I hear the clock "Dear, ), aluminum foil, celloph- strike three when you came in?" ane-lined freezers containers, "You did. It started to chime bags and approved cartons. The use eleven, but I stopped it to keep it of such materials are necessary from awakening you." regardless of whether freezers are purchased or are homemade. Angel Identification Unless properly packed frozen The pearly gates. Scene: foods may deteriorate. "Knock, knock." Offstage: The freezer, illustrated, is operSt. Peter: "Who's there?" ated with a horsepower compresOffstage: "It's me." sor. Rafters above the appliance St. Peter: "Come in." are used for the storage of canned Offstage: "Knock, knock." fruits. St. Peter: "Who's there," Offstage: "It is I." St. Peter: "Oh, another one of Intestinal Disease Hits those darn school teachers!" EASY I No skill required. Handle. like putrf.Jardeni into wood wff self-satisfi- ed good-looki- " A white man during reconstruction times was arraigned before a colored justice of the peace for killing a man and stealing his mule. It was in Arkansas, near the Texas border, and there was some rivalry between the states, but the colored justice tried to preserve an impartial frame of mind. "We's got two kinds ob law in dis yer co't," he said: "Texas law an' Arkansas law. Which will you hab?" The prisoner thought a minute and then guessed that he would take the Arkansas law. "Den I discharge you fo stealin' de mule, an' hang you fo' killin' de man." ,,r "Hold on a minute, Judge," said the prisoner. "Better make that Texas law." "All right. Den I fin' you fo' killin' de man, an' hang you fo' stealin' de mule." left-over- s, r"- - H' k i J -- 'iiim iiiiiihiwiw iimiiimhimiiiiii t wwiiiiiw ii Xmmmmmmmmmmmmmimmmmmmmmmm I , - , .4. lr,i',i . ' v& SANCTUARY IN SPAIN . . . After the end of World War II, Otto Skorzeny was called the "most danger-ou- s man in Europe" by Allied occupation authorities, who heaved a mighty sigh o relief when they got him behind bars. Skorzeny, an S.S. (Nazi Elite Guard) Lt. Colonel, was Hitler's trouble-shootwhen there was a tough job to be done. He was given the job of rescuing Mussolini In 1943 and did it, daringly with paratroopers. American tribunal unsuccessfully tried him in 1947 for infiltrating U.S, lines with troops in American uniforms. He is shown in S.S. days, at Dachau, as he appears today in Madrid. er ... HOBBY If this picture had been made by trick photography, lt might be said that the gentleman was loaded, or flush, as you choose. But it's no trick the greenbacks are miniatures. Man with the hobby Is William J Nordvedt, who collects miniatures of all descriptions. A guard at the Smithsonian Institute, Nordvedt also owns busts of Washington and Lincoln on pinheads, a 1 Ml Inch violin, plus many other interesting items In the smaller sizes. MINIATURE well-heele- d, ALL-BRA- N suffer from constipation due to lack of dietary bulk, try this: eat an ounce , (about H cup) of crispy Kellogg'a daily, drink plenty of water! If not satisfied after 10 days, return eu.pty box to Kellogg'a, Battle Creek, Mich. Get DOUBLB ALL-BRA- YOUR MONEY BACK! WNU -- if - ' :lfl report $2,800. After frisking ourself carefully we find that someone has Jobbed us out of just $2,777 of our share, and we need it. Please remit! ycc Q yj NOT AT ALL A Kidney SIov;-Dc;- This knee rest will take the strain out of gardening when weeding or performing some similar operation where It's necessary to work on your knees. The base Is large enough so that It won't sink into soft ground. 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Get Doaa'i full todayl I Mussed-u- p miss is Joan Whitney, corn with reports that nitrogen fertilizer in late June, paid off in an extra 4 tons of corn silage per acre on one Dane county farm last year. He says the amount of nitrogen to apply depends on the soil's fertility level. He recommends at least 40 pounds per acre. Under some conditions this could be increased. side-dressi- m-u- -d California. actress and model, who bathes (f ) in the mud and takes hot mineral baths to keep In trim. Miss Wbltney had part In the Hope movie, "My Favorite Spy," Is now modeling In Paris. Pills Dojurs High School Graduates IN DEMAND FOR NURSING Enroll at m S.ntWnt Nutm! for further Information, talk to tho Director of Nurtn at your local hospital, or your tchool advisor, or apply to a collegia! or hospital School of Nursing. CHARGES APPEASEMENT . . . Maj. Gen. Patrick J. Barley, to China, as he appeared before senate probers. Barley charged that the state department surrendered baslo principles of foreign policy. A V IjN Q ll NORMAL CAR USC S mum STA-FU- L BATTERY ng Prof. C J. Chapman, University m-o-- d, vd May Bring ok 3 of Wisconsin extension agronomist, MUD BATH BALLERINA . . . Sore, It's an old trick, bat they still do It Just the same. Stuff pictured Is not supposed to be ordinary but hot natural tule at Guenther's Marietta Hot Springs in Southern 2851 W one-arm- of the keen golfer had a charming girl on his right at dinner, and gave her graphic descriptions of his achievements with the clubs, hardly allowing her time to say more than "Really!" During the dessert he remarked: "I'm afraid I've been monopolizing the conversation and talking nothing but golf." "Oh never mind," said the girl. "But yon might tell me: What is tolfT" unsolicited letters from users. If you On Cow Tracks? What has happened, conductor? Nothing much we ran over a cow. Was it on the track? No, we chased it into a barn. BUSIEST BRITISHER . . . Busiest man in Britain these days Is James decorator. DeHanking, spite loss of arm in World War I, he looks after profitable business, can paint and hang paper "faster and better" than most. Police! that the per capita wealth United States right now is Ave., Greensboro, N. C. One of many swine-produci- Gardener Knee Rest We see by the Government ALL-BRA- swine-raisin- Customer Curiosity When P. T. Barnum, later of circus fame, was running his famous museum in New York, he discovered that persons were paying admission and staying for hours. The place soon became so crowded each day that others could not get in. Barnum wondered how he could empty the museum without offending his patrons, so that the turnover would be greater. Finally, he hit upon a plan. He had a sign made which he placed over a door leading to an exit into a rear street. It worked, for people soon began to follow the sign to see what new curiosity awaited them. The sign read: TO THE EGRESS. "My wife had tried many kinds of harsh laxatives before she started to eat regularly. The immediate results amazed us. She hasn't been constipated since." Fred A. Moody, 623 Park One Good Turn Deserves Better states have been stricken Out of the lead car in the crack-u- p with an intestinal disease regarded stepped a woman driver. A as the most serious of its kind ever man was already coming forward seen in the U.S. from the car that had smashed The American veterinary medical into hers. association reported that transmis"Really, I don't understand sible gastroenteritis has wiped out your carelessness," complained the entire pig crop on some farms. the lady. "I turned the way I g No farm can consider signaled I would." Itself completely safe from the dis"True," nodded the man, ease, the AVMA warned. "That's what confused me." Symptoms are severe scouring, vomiting, and dehydration. There No Commercial? is rapid loss of flesh in spite of the We came in on a radio train. fact that affected pigs continue to A radio train? nurse until they die. Yeah, it stopped every five minAt present, no drug can be recom- utes for a station announcement. mended as a standard treatment for this infection. Only possible means Saving Gesture of control is to keep healthy breedHow much to carry baggage? ing stock and healthy litters comTen Cents the first parcel, then pletely out of contact with sick ani- five cents each for each additional mals and away from houses and grounds where outbreaks have oc- parcel. I will carry the first parcel and curred. you take the other. Opportunist Joe: "They say people with opmake the posite characteristics best marriages." Moe: "That's why I'm looking for a girl with money!" CMC LAXATIVES! 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