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Show We Invite Inspection 1o o GIANT THAT OTHER WOMAN Lawyer's V0ICE8 MtWMAftIB CRIEVANCE. MRS. Fine Groceries Very Tkat we are receiving fresh from the best markets Live-and-Let-L- Men's and Boys' Furnishings, Hats, Shoes, Gloves, Etc. Jensen 5 At J. C. Gates's old stand, MAIN STREET, TREMONTON. maai 01 FAMILY QUOR STORE "With great blue eyes, and" "Rose0" "Golden, curly hair, and" "Who is she?" 'Teeth like pearls!" "Are you crazy, "Tbe one in the scalskla jacket, or" and" CORINNE, UTAH. We keep the Choicest Wines, Liquors, Tobacco and Cigars. Nut Trees. The nut trees of ths world could, It la calculated, provide food all the year round for the population of the globe. Brazil nut3 grow in such profusion that thousands of tons of them are wasted every year. "But what" "Who calis you 'love' and kiss " "Heavens, what has got Into you?" "Who fawns on your neck and plays with your mustache, and says you are the only man she ever loved, Reduced Rates to Idaho. " and you b And she burst into sobs. Mr. gathered himself together sufGreatly re luce J rates to Idah ficiently to rush to his wife's assistance, crying: oints. Lon limits. See aeon: "Rose, my dear wife, tell me " for further particulars or write t "Don't touch mo," sho shrieked. D. E. Burley, G. P. A., O. S. L. ' "Go to go to her at once!" As for me, I shall kill myself! O, George, R. Co., Salt Lake City. how how you deceive your little wife ?j terribly? O, Pineules are for lie Kidneys and Blad O. O!" And she fell sobbing into his dor. They bring quick rehaf to bark arms. ache, rheumatism, lumbago, tired wore Mr. Newmarle laid her trembling out feeling. They produce natural ar form upon the sofa and bent, over her lion of the kidneys. 30 days treatment ia protestations of his Innocence. $1.00. .Money refunded if Pineules ar "It's a wicked lie that some one not. satiTai lory. Sold by Tremout Mer has been telling you," he said. "Who was it?" eaniile Company. "No one,'" she replied. Hummer coughs and sold "Then, where did you" yield at "I I dreamt It, George," she said, on-- e to liues Laxatire Cough Syrup, con thins honey and tar, but no opiates. "while I wus taking a nap on the sofa And It all seemed so Children like it. Its laxative qualities this afternoon. true! Isn't It, love?" recommend it to mothers. Hoarseness, And he replied but there are some coughs, c roup yi. Id quickly. Keep it on things that cannot be put Into words. hand. Sold bv Treinout Mercantile Co. London N'ew-raari- hr Church Directory. Methodist. Arwtwoo 8sb.y:ces. Preaching every Sunday Sunday School Preaching 1 0 p. ra. 2:30 p. m kfirnsH SaaricH at 8:00 p. m. All iericaa at the Motlmdi.t church. You are invited. I Baptist. MOKMIMQ SCKVICKS: Prayer A M 11:00 Sunday School Tit-Bit- Wednesday night at Meeting Get Your Printing Done at The Times Office, Tremonton. T:0. H. L, TUCKER, kr tag PINEULES Contractor and Builder, TREMONTON, UTAH. MADE Plans Furnished and Estimates Made! Your patronage ob all kinds of work. solicited. County Attorney. in all the Courts. Orrics : Court House, Brigham, Utah. P. O. Box 972. IJolh Phones. Practices i j st I TO ORDER SUITS I will sell the famous Chi B. C. CALL, Lawyer, MSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSi Kidneys 30 DAYS' TREATMENT FOR SI.OO I cago Garden City TayToring Co Suit-- , cheaper than you an buy elsewhere, w. t Richards Dewevviiie, Utah PINEULES S. F. CHRISTENSEN Scientific Optician 30 DAYS' TREATMENT FOR $1.00 Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. EYES TESTED FREE With L.C. Christensen and Sons Brigham City, Utah. FOR ALL KIDNEY BLADDER RHEUMATISM TROUBLE, NEBEKER NEBEKER, AND LUMBAGO A dose at bed time usu- Lawyers Suite 5 and 6 Commercial Block ally relieves the most HART & fjj." iBr severe case before morning. Utah. Logan P. O, Box Phone 70. BROTHERHOOD OF 54 Y0EMA AMERICAN BACKACHE I PINEULE MEDICINE CO. CHICAGO. U. S. A. Bear River Valley Homestead NofJ9 meets the 2nd and 4th Saturday evening ef each month at 9 p. B., in the Fraternal Hall, Tremonton. M. B. Hart For Sale By Tremont Mercantile Foremav mm aw I TRADE-MARK- obtained promptly S a In W roan' ! SURFor fr (Jukle PASSING REFERENCES, oak ob rroSunlo rwuu wrffo to S03-S0- S paaaaaahUtty. Co. 60 X. P. Burns Correspondent. ve fMMS PATENTS StHMtSj or no ft tl THAT MY, adnrUw Ibem thoroughly, tt our auoooaa. to u4 aalp yoa upm Sand modal, photo or eaetei for rnCC report pr e Savsnth D. O. WASHINGTON, 3tret, limnsm i e "What" Q. A. Woodward, Proprietor, Prolific Gcrge New-mad- Also a large stock of L. P. Left When Mr. Xewmarie camo homo the he was uot greeted with the close, loving unbrace and sweet, clinging kiss with which Mrs. always met him. On the contrary, that lady stood liku an avenging spirit In the ball, her dark eyes flashing and her proud breast rising and falling like a stormy sta. Mortified at . her appearance, Mr. Newmarie stepped back. "Rose," ho cried, "are you mad?" There was no answer immediately. Mrs. Newmarle stood there, her hands nervously working and her eyes flashing fire. At length she spoke: "Gecrge," and her voice was terrible in Its anger, "Mr. Newmarle, ain I your wife?" "Why, of course, darllns," said he. "Don't call mo darling! Then, lfl am your wile, perhaps you can explain who that other woman is." And she folded her arm3 and looked clear through him. even to the collar stud at the back of his neck. "Mr. Newmarle was surprised. "What other woman?" he guspcd. "The beautiful b'om'.o." prices. ive Explanation Much "In the Air," But of Cowrie It Turned Out All Right. other evening Every Week and sell at fit ' AnTOfiA r.Ti rlm Designs rU Da Copyrights Ac. and fr.-.way apnrting n akfttrh daacrlpllon ... whi.thnr ni l pronamy '"" niantn HtNOVOOa ooPaUJOti tlofHRirloU'omadeniial.pi,iiiii patanta. acnl froa. Oldest luieiuy for wuriiiK Patent Uon tiirouirh Munn A Co. reoalra aSW "off. lihoat oharee. In tbe Scientific American. , hamtfm tr llliLtrnlad wpptlr. I arcp-a- $afir--a in. hi .f any ariantiflc Journal. Tprma, r: ("iir niriMlb". II. Sold brail neandnalara. ...Jl.N4Co1f9,B,Md"" New York WAS REAL. Great Joke on Friends Court Room. In Cole Banking Company, A of our choice line of Demand CRACKER Assistant Counsel Corporation James L Pugh of Washington is a) ways rpady to play a Joke on any iff bis friends, and, according to genial Lum Harper, chief assistant to Clerk Potts, he seems to take special delight !n "deviling" him. According to Mr Harper, about the "worst" Mr. Pugh ever did was some years ago, when Judge Miller was on the bench and "Gen." Coxey's army was in town. The court had received several letters stating that If the "general" was sent down to the workhouse that the courthouse would bs "dynamited." one morning after Coxey had gotten what Judge Miller thought was coming to him, Mr. Pugh came Into the rower court room with a giant firecracker, which looked all the world like a "fake," for tile reason that it was covered with advertising. He laid it on the clerk's desk. Mr. Harper contemplated it for a moment and as It was before the opening of the lower court, he was smoking a In a moment he touched the light to the fuse and watched It burn, while Mr. Pugh just stepped back and "laiTed." Ballff Cole was standing with his back to the desk and Mr. Harper, not watching, when the cracker exploded like a cannon. Officers rushed into the court room, thinking some one had been shot, and word w:ls brought downstairs In a moment that Judge Miller, who had beet) hearing a case from the bench, had "jumped about six feet." It is said that he thought the place was being blown up by the friends of Coxey, and when Mr. Harper came Upstairs a mew moments later to explain that it was not an anarchistic attempt, but a "prank of Jim Pugh." he said he felt much relieved and hoped it would not occur again. Nowadays, if the prosecutor comes In with a "shooting cracker" Mr. Harper says he Is going to "look Inside" before he applies any lights to the fine Corinne, Utah. Personal Responsibility, f 50,000. Paid up Capital $10,000. Accounts and Correspondence Solicited. All business with us will receive prompt and careful attention. Interest paid on time deposits. Prompt THAT WORKS WYATT, Cashier. President. CHAS. McCLURE. F. E. GALPIN. GALPIN ci-;a- RULE E. M S. N. COLE, McCLURE, 1) K ALUMS IN" wine s, Liquors, Cigars, Etc. Main St., Near Railroad Station, TREMONTON. UTAH. LIVERY FEED li SALE STABLE Main Street, Tremonton. WELL. (iood Riga aud Careful Drivers furnished at anv time tt reasonable rates. Will Buy, Sell or Exchange Driving or Your Work Horses. All stock guaranteed as represented. W. T. HUDSON, Proprietor. patronage solicited. Service Pleaees the Makers of Appropriations. "They hare a standing rule In the of the adjutant general of the army," remarked a high government official the other day, "that might be adopted with profit by other bureaus of the government. The rule Is that every communication received from a member of congress must be acknowledged the day of its receipt That means not only that an answer shall be prepared, but also that it shall bo actually delivered the same day. Messengers are employed for delivery purposes instead of the mails. This plan Is followed during tho session? of congress, and also during the recesses In the caseB of congressmen still in Washington. Congressmen are naturally pleased with this prompt service, and show their appreciation when the appropriations lor the adjutant general's office are under consideration. Consequently, the adjutant general gets all the clerks and messengers he asks fcr, and Is able to carry his system of rapid correspondence Into successful execution. If other bureaus of the government treated the men who make the annual appropriations with the same consideration l tbey might in turn receive more gifts from the national legisla ture. 1 regret to say that he cannot do it in our bureau, for the simple reason that we, have not the employes to ptJt on that special work." Office You Can Get Concrete Building Blocks in any quantity and for any kind of building by calling on 2j A. B. MANAUSA, Manufacturer, Garland, Utah. PRICES QUOTED ON APPLICATION. Unappreciated. noted evangelist was preaching the other day in an uptown church, says the New York Times. The family who entertained him had a son who was usually fond of attending service. When hib parents were ready little Charles flatly refused to go with them. "What's the matter?" asked the mother, much surprised; "are you 111?" be"No, but I heard Doctor fore, and I don't like him," confessed Dog with Ice Appetite. the child. There is a little brlndle bull terrier "Oh, Charles, that's a wicked thing to say," gasped the mother. "Tell not more than three blocks from the Post building which has developed an mother why." "Well," said Charles, "he preaches unwonted, appetite for tee. Each morn so long that I can't keep awake and he ing as the wagon with the congenleu preaches so loud that 1 can't go tc fluid arrives Pansy may be seen at the door In an attitude of expectancy. D! sleep." rectly that the small chunks begin t, fall Pansy gets busy chewing Ice and Ancient English Inns. keeps the game up until the wagon The village inn at Addington, in rolls away. the county of Surrey, has been tenThe driver said the other morning: anted by the members of one family "That's the only dog I ever ran across since the reign of Henry VII. On the with a thirst for Ice. They tell me It death of the mother of the parent doesn't drink, so I'm Inclined to behostess she left no son, but only three lieve It's a real Eskimo strayed from s daughters to survive her. The home. The owner tells me that one In turn took possession, and morning lately, when I was held up the present hostess Is the last of and didn't get here on time, that , them. The Jolly Millers inn, at darned dog howled two solid hours for Cambridgeshire, has been kept Ice." Washington Post. BEAR COMPANY, by a family of the name of Musk for 400 Idea. In Bell's is It last Prof. the recorded years. Prof. Alexander Graham Bell of JOHN SOMMER, Manager, Tremonton, Utah, Cambridge annals that Queen Elizabeth onco stopped here and drank a telephone fame the other day was In quart of "Ye Olde English Avle" Washington, where, as he strolled without getting down from her horse. along Pennsylvania avenue, his snow white hair and beard, ruddy face and Stay carriage attracted much atten Skillfu) Woman Chess Player. A newspaper lion. correspondent, Mrs. lialrd, who has been called "the long known to the professor, joined MALAD VALLEY BRANCH. Queen of Chess," has published 1,200 him and in the course of their chat DEPART ARRIVE chess problems and no woman has asked Mr. Bell's opinion of newspaper the which holds ehe position eclipsed "You know, professor," said men. No 34. No. 82. No. 31 in the chess world! She possesses the correspondent, "but, for us you NO 88. about 50 prizes seemed 1n open com- great inventors would not be so wide petitions. Mrs. Haird's father, mother If known.'' "That's very true," coinand two brothers share her enthusiasm cided Prof. Bell, who added, dryly: ? for chess. She has other recreations, "And do you know I sometimes think Including archery, tennis and cyellne, JTDtl newspaper men are, the grea'est while she has always been very fond Inventors in the world." of designing illuminations. St Ijuls A M P M Senatcr Warner's Heavy Mail. Republic. P. M. A. M. Misf 4 Vi Senator William Warner lt:40 (1:10 9:.V Brigham 30 souri probably gets the largest mall 4:i Corinie 10:10 8:80 Bird Is Giraffe's Companion. 4:1 Mr7 f the United States G:'i 10:22 Waukegan Tho red billed weaver bird is a of any member U:01 4r. Is not unusual tor him to Evans HI 21 It 6:83 senate. constant companion of the (jlrnffe, 3aVi 8:W P.onita 100 letters a day 10:31 M more than raanrive Siffli BM perching Itself upon the Withers and and some Central 10:37 6:44 dojm the number In nearer - 1.1 Salt flying along when Its host lakes tc 200. TREMONTON 6 48 10:52 Mr. for two reasons are These H m SM Osrland flight and immediately alljtlitlng again 6:56 11:80 Warner's large m.tll. In the Hist plaeo :66 H:B on Its back at tho first opportunity. Riverside 7:07 11;32 be la the first Republican senator Mis8:62 :9I 11:36 7:10 Fielding AS, 16 souri has had in more than 30 yearf. Plvmeulli 11:42 7:30 2:86 7:62 Besides that, Mr. Warner has served Rich Production of Silver Mines. Wluhakie 7.SK 1201 i as 7:15 of tho Grand Malad as commander-in-chie- f 1:00 p.m. The Polos! sliver mine, m Bolivia 8J0 a now Is have been worked since 1345, and Army of the Republic and The mired trail! on thi Ursiu h i dallv rxront SuodST have produced NM90,9M (rOftt 0i member of tbe board of manscc s of l'-- oNstfosal noro?!. A lib-era- iJJIJJIP III. Do You Use a Phone? If not, you are missing one of the necessities of modern life. LET US SHOW YOU. three-sister- New-ham- RIVER TELEPHONE O. S. L. i j TIME TABLE. i |
