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Show CARRYING u H O Tmmy at the White HAVE YOD TRIED c If uot, We should like you to do so, for we think we have the finest in Tremonton. All prices, 13 to 40c. D HEADQUARTERS ii 0 FOR STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES, Hats, Caps, Shoes and Rubber Goods, n and Gent' Furnishings, which will be sold at L. P. D Prices. Live-nd-Let-Liv- e ; Jens At J. C. Gates's old stand. MAIN STREET TREMONTON. IL A Plow, a Harrow, or a Seed Drill, a Buggy--, Surrey, Carryall or Lumber Wagon, a dTHower, a Reaper or a Hay Rjake at the right price, CALL ON WATLAND - Tremonton, AM A. Q. LI Utah, LIQUOR STAR r I Woodward, Proprietor, Church Directory. Methodist. Lawyer, County Attorney. Practices in all the Courts. Office COTJBT House, Brigham, Utah. Both Phones. P. O. Box 972. : Aftbrxoos Srkyicm. Preaching every alternate Sunday 1 CO Sunday School p. m. 2:00 p. m Preaching ErKNi.to Skrvicks at 8:80 p.m. All aervices at the Methodiat church. You are invited. R. E. GILPIN", Pastor. dif-fikult- S. F. CHRISTENSEN Scientific Optician EYES TESTED FREE With L.C. Chrislensen and Sons Brigham City, Utah. Baptist. Mohnino Services: tmuuIhv School 11:00 A 12:00 A Preaching M 31 Hart Nebeker Lawyers Parsing Sei'.vickr: 8:30 Preaching Prayer Meeting PM Suite 5 and Commercial Block Logan Utah, P. O. Box Wednesday night at 7:30. Phone 70. All Services are held In the Baptint Church. You arc cordially invited. A. II. SHATTUCK. Pastor. BROTHERHOOD G OF Y0EMA AMERICAN 84 i jeb Bear River Valley Homestead No 49 meets the 2nd and 4th Saturday evening Profligacy. Tile other day one of the national of each month at 9 p. m., in the Prater M members, raw to London, was In- nal Hall, Tremonton. troduced to a party of ladles in the M. B. Hart of the house of comdining-rooForemaa At! he left he gravely mons. preE, P. Burns sented each lady with his card. Correspondent. friend ventured to hint V,nt this was carrying politeness too far for London customs. Not to Be Daunted. "Sure," was the reply. "It dldn'1 old gentleman greatly disapThe I had 200 of them printmatter. of the young man who was ed. I've changed my address, any- proved his daughter staying so late courting so way, they're no use tome!" Leeds every night, so he told him he really Mercury. couldn't have it. as it caused such a dreadful waste of gas. The next evenTREMONTON MARKETS ing the young man came triumphantly Corrected weekly by IL R. Hammond round to the house carrying a bull's-eyli'itern. A Company. Method in His e wheat per bu. .55 1.25 .90 .95 Oats per 100 lbs. Feed barley per 100 lbs Brewers barley .21-- 2 Beef cattle per lb. .071-- 2 Pork dressed .051-- 2 Pork alive lb. .20&.25 Butter per . 15 Eggs per doz. .08 Chickens .80 Potatoes per 100 MADE TO IB mm , ii ii ww mm No Opiated, Conform to National i jr Food and Drug Law. ORDER SUITS I hav just got back hoam from the sitty ov washintun whare i hav bin to see Teddy and giv him sum advice on the subjeck ov how to mannidge a nashun, and i had quite a time ov it, i swun to man. Arrivin to the itty at 298 g m (vvhitch is latten for good morn-il- ) i sot down on the steps ov the white house and wated for the dawn. Bimeby thay wuz red an w hite streeks cum into the sky like the leen meet and the fatt ov a hog and when the sun riz up in splender behoald it wuz day- lite. I nockt onto the doar and wuz admitted into the aunty room towunst. I heerd noizes cummin from tuther room and smelt the fragrunts ov ham naig3, it made me feal onkommon hungrey. I heerd Teddy sayin to the "hay, hoald on thare, dont stuff yure mouth so full ov them titers" "No, yu cant hav ihat uther aig, ime the biggest and i ve got to wurk. Eet a lemmun" and a hull lot moar ov the same kind. Pritty soon he cum out and wuz turrable glad to see me. After asking how Mandy and Dry wuz gittin along, he sez. ' 'Tommy, i doant no hardley wot t) do, i cant make up my mind hoo to hav for the next prezidunt and i hav vowd a vow by the long horn spoon that i wunt take the nommynashun again, and hoo in the wurld can thay git whitch will carry out my pollasys?" Wot's thtm sez i, whare be thay, in the bedroom? Maby i cood carry 'em out if yutell me whare to throw 'em. "O Tommy" sez 'e, "Yu doant understan my meenin, i meen my idees whitch i hav exprest so menny times in my messidges and publick uttranses. Now them pollasys is the oanly hoap o this nashun; to wit, the and trusts must be s.tairt by viggerus lejjislashun a id made to beleev thayre o.in t ) be smasht flattern a busted bladder, but ov coarse noboddy h lint got no noshun ov reely du-i- n ov it, for that wood paralise kommurse and fetch on hard times. Now yu can see the how be i agoin to keep 'em skairt when i doant du no smashin? That's the sticker. Thayre gittin sassy allreddy, Ed Hariyman has become a undezira-bl- e sittyzun by givvin me back tawk, so wot be i agoin to do?" Wal sez i, Teddy, that is a pritty dum bad perdickamunt to be into, i swow, its a mitey hard p'.ase to put a new man, and doant yu suppoas yu wood be justfide in under the sirkumstances t) be electid agin sos to carry out them pqlyer pollasys? He sed he'd thawt ovthat vary thing & maby he'd hafto do in spite ov his sollem vow, ruthern to se the kuntrey ruined. Then i ast him wotabowtthe 5 millyun doller konspirasy i had heerd abowt, and he called a feller with a red noas, and sez, "Se hear Boys, show Tommy the konspirasy, so Bws he wunk at me and led the way to anuther room, and pullin oat a 2 quart pale ov licker out 0 his hipp pockit he drunk a good big haff ov it, sayin he cood ent newer see the dum thing he wuz 2 thurds shott. Then he ninted to a not hoal in the per tishun & sez "look in thare" I triiie to look in, but mv eves croBtt cleer around my neck fc focust onto that pale. Sez i, i cant see imthin neetheri getM i te-till t my eyesite on the inside ov yure tinwear. lie laft and handed it over, and when i sot it down it rattled like n, kor-p.'rashu- ns CORINNE, UTAH. We keep the Choicest Wines, Liquors, Tobacco and Cigars. B. C. CALL, , y, on-le- st umthin eirty. Then i glude my optic agin that not hoal, and i cood see all kindHof kon Hpirasys. Behoald! hcz i, i she oan sphear dont no his-h- ic bruz.her, hoi on shay, i tdie 1 sphears dont no oan I she big npir-as7 ov 4, 2, 'em, 5 millvn dol'r 'spir'svs. Yep, whoop! i the men carv'n 'em polshys, t i out to dump t i bruz-bic-bruzzhc- will ml the famous Chi rag" Garden City Tayloring Co Suits, cheaper Hum yon can buy elsewhere. I ,M. r. mCHARF DeweyvlHe, 1'tah y vrnp containing opUtu comti-pat- e Cough Syrup the bowrlt. Bet's mores the towcli and contain so opiaUi. All cotieh For Sale By Treraont iV e wan-til- Co, 1 Cole Banking Company, Corinne, Utah. - -- j - ml nicup-practickl- House. chil-dar- Want If You Can she evryshing thru thigh nosh hoal. Me'n vu luaektioe men, Boi.-h- . lesh hav nuzzer drink. Boys sed, "Lesh me she 'gin ')., evrvehinsr j same sewer oanley diffrnt, oadarble Eitsns all thare. havin helVa time Paid up Capital !K),fK0. Personal $50,000. (Ite'n polshys. Shay Tom Rosh, lesh ovwiuiw aim vutlnuuuucubc uuikivvui go sleep. awlHe sez he & we tired, All business with as will receive prompt an(l hugged eeeh uther and rcaled careful attention. on the Hoar a little while and went to aleap for a good long Interest paid on time deposits, knapp. When i woak up it S. X. D. R. OEfelSON, COLE, was nite agin; and my mowth 'resident. Cashier. taisted like a poll.isy wot had bin carryd out and sozzled in a I Our Coffees? n OUT POLICIES. " i CUSspidoar after a lumberger eheaze baniiit. and thenfeeht in and roaled as a sweet mor-ll- EXPERIENCED i e Rock, Brick under mv tang. y ROTT. TOMM ROOSEVELT'S C& SAYINGS, 1 This great republic of ours shall never become the govern- Cement Block WORKMAN. All work guaranteed Taemonton, Utah. ('interns a specialty RICHARD SCHWAB, ment of a plutocracy, and it shall never become the government of a mob. The world has moved so far that it is no longer necessary to believe that one nation can rise F. E. GALPIN. CHAS. McCLURE. GALPIN McCLURE, DEALERS IN only by thrusting another down. We cannot afford to forget the - ines, Liquors, Cigars, Elc, maxim upon which Washington insisted, that the surest way to avert war is to be prepared to meet it. St., The wrongdoer, the man who swindles and cheats, whether on a big scale or a little one, shall receive at our hands mercy as scant as if he committed crimes of violence or brutality. We show ourselves the truest VERY friends of prosperity when we make it evident that we will not tolerate the abuses of property. We must strive continually to e Good Rigs and Careful Drivers furnished at any time cure for every man such equality in the strife at reawuiable rates. Will Buy, Sell or Exchange Driving or of opportunity that of life he may have a fair chance Work Horses. All stock Your guaranteed as represented. to show the stuff that is in him. W. T. solicited. Main Near Railroad Station, TREMONTON. UTAH. ani FEED SALE STABLE Main Street, Tremonton. E HUDSON, Proprietor. patronage FIRST TOOL WAS THE HAMMER. Also Used in the Earliest PEARL SALOON Aj;e3 as a Weapon. a. The hammer, besides being a tool of universal use, is probably the oldest representative of a mechanic's tool kit. The hammer was originally a stone fastened to a handle with thongs, and It wa3 as useful as a weapon as a tool. Hammers are represented on the left monuments of Egypt 20 centuries before our era. They greatly resemble the hammer now In use, save that there were no claws on the back for the extraction of nails. Claw hammers were invented some time durIlluminated ing the Middle Ages. manuscripts of the eleventh century represent carpenters with claw hammers. Hammers are of all sizos, from the dainty instruments used by the jeweler, which weigh less than half an hammer ounce, to the gigantic for shipbuilding establishments, some of which have a falling force of from 90 to 100 tons. Every trade has its own hammer and its own way of using Liquor and Cigars. Pool and Billards Choice Wines, Manausa Proprietor. A. B. Garland, Utah, a 50-to- Do Yon Use a Phone? it. Object Was Not Purchase. Managers and clerks In large department stores of necessity have to deal with al classes of people, and they often have most amusing experi ences, owing to the peculiarities of their customers, says the Philadelphia Record. While waiting for an exchange at the silk counter iu a Market street establishment a clerk told a West Philadelphia shopper a story which she has since been circulating among her circle of friends. "An uptown customer," the clerk said, "last week had Bix yards of a most expensive silk sent C. O. D. The next day the package was returned to us and upon it was written'. 'Returned. I was only teaching my daughter hovr to shop.' " Florida Shark Story. larpon pursued by a shark near Garden Key. California, in one of its tremendous leaps fell across a skiff containing two fishermen who were bo busily engaged with a net they did not notice i's approach. The skiff broke In two, the fishermen became entangled in the net and the shark took ,i huge bite out , of the side of one of them. Helton two in his body nearly cutting s It is thought the iharh mil took body for the tarpon it was in pursuit of, for sharks in thosf waters have never been known to attack a man. If not, you are missing one of the necessities of modern life. LET US SHOW YOU. BEAR RIVER TELEPHONE COMPANY, JOHN SOMMER, O. S. L. A TIME TABLE. MA LAI) VALLEY BRANCH. DEPART ARRIVE NO 33. No. No. 82. 31 II. No 34. II K 9 ? B A. M. 9:90 P. M. A. M. P. M. Lar-kin- Lar-kin'- Home Lemonade. Put In a Jug one pound of granulated sugar, one ounce tartaric acid; add few drops of MtOOOfl of lemon and pour about a pint and a half of boiling water over the mixture. Stand In a cool place. A very little ot the sirup Is required to make a glass of lemonade Manager, Tremonton, Utah. 10:10 fllO 10:27 io :u 'J .2 I 3ft n 3m lo:t? 6:44 10 6:46 55 7:07 7:10 lOJI v 20 11:82 11 11:35 1142 12:01 1:00 7 20 7:3 H 30 Tfcl mixed (rain BrifkMl Corinne WankatM Emm Boatta Central TREMONTON OHrlsml RivanMt KiHrliiij,' Plymouth W i rn rkI.hI... MaUd t)ii Hnjirh is Hnilv (xcrpl Sunday. W 9M 4:55 4:30 1:1 ,n M :,:5H 8:06 8:8S 8:46 8:98 2:81 8:40 W 8t8 8:tl 15 7:52 7:15 !." 1 3:2ft 1:26 |