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Show BEAR RIVER VALLEY LEADER SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS V r Ai. 7 ': x Junior Frock Has Brief Sleeves Smart I? Go-Everywh- - 4 4. Tats Two-Piec- ere er of the Totvn: In the Astor the other midnight Romo Vincent got a big laugh tell ing pals about the drunk who zigzagged into a bar and ordered a triple martini. . . . After swallowing two of them he decided the bartender was his friend. Headline: into his coat pocket he brought forth a live lobster and offered it to the bartender, who tried refusing it several times. . . . Finally, the bartender decided it would be better to take the damb thing than argue about it "Okay," he said, gripping the lob-te- r, r : rSl jTx jm "I'll take it home for dinner." "Oh, no, don't do that!" cried the lush. "He's already had dinner-ta- ke him to the movies 1" ml An b 1386 V 'MX 1 HVA j 11 A war correspondent back from Tokyo brought this. You may re call that when Tojo shot himself, an American commentator in Japan flashed: "Tojo has killed himself 1" . . . When the reporter returned to ENEMY A "Long Tom," made of rubber, weighing only 250 and regist- Tojo's house be learned the old JIBBER G.I. FOOLS pounds ., of pneumatic gun, M.I., is an example of deception and camouflage was still alive. . . . "Oh, ered under the nomenclature in World War shows S. II. Insert a rubber soldier, attired In G.I. clothing, as he stands damn it!" shrieked the broadcastU. army jsed by the er. "I just told CBS listeners that , guard. The army also used rubber decoy LCT boats, rubber jeeps and tanks to draw enemy fire. he killed himself!" Tojo was lying on his back and , blood was flowing. . , . One G.l. the H ::--::X looked at another. Someone sudA a, denly broke the hush and said: 3 "What the hell? He's gonna die anyway and good riddance. Let's turn the over on his belly so the blood will run more freely!" '! 4 . . . And they did so. . . . Pretty Well-Fittin- g t soon the doctor arrived and exam- Frock ined Tojo. . . . Turning to the G.I.s JUNIORS love it the gay cap-an- d sleeved frock that fits like a correspondents the doctor in- d quired: "Who turned him over?" dream. This version . . . "We did!" they all yelled. y has soft waistline gathers to ac- "Well," sighed the doc, "you!cent a tiny midriff and a flatter-save- d his life." ling sweetheart neck. Make it in ... 155-mm- 8901 li'u:--- tf i long-waiste- a pretty floral print for all-ov- er date. Shirley Temple's book, "My that "most-importanLife" Young (her autobiography),! which was written by a New York Pattern N. 8901 comes In sizes 11. 12, . Made- -' 13, 14, 18 and 18. Size 12 needs 3 yards girl at a weekly wage. teriaL Iis ol leine Carroll spurning all sceeni0' 39"incb or and stage offers to continue serving the Red Cross. . . . Dinah Shore copping every popularity poll this year for gal thrushes. . . . The way Pres. Truman has "aged" in his first season at the White House. Not physically but over his unhap-pines- s at the way "my old friends If grease spills on a wooden in the Senate have let me down." t" r I .. iA I '4 floor, pour cold water over it at Earl Browder (former chief of the once. This hardens the grease eo Americommies) is being investigat- it may be scraped off before it ed by a special board of the Nat'l penetrates the wood. Then scrub Committee of the Communist Party. floor with hot, soapy water. They suspect him of organizing an Hickory nuts placed in boiling opposing faction within the party, . . . June Haver has called off her water and let stand for an hour romance with Vic Mature. He's so will crack easier and come out in d The busy squiring Cleatus Caldwell, any- larger pieces. how. . . . Ruth Hogg, who vocals kind require less time. on some Harry James recordings, When roast chicken is half done, is Betty Grable. . . . Wm. Eythe is Whitto sprinkle here visit lightly and restrainedly coming Margaret ing, which debunks the tritems of with nutmeg, finish baking and hear the praises of the diners. a parting. fMBTiifafe'iiBfiri SESSIONS AT "OLD MEN'S TOWN" . . . Disraeli pithily summed it a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret." The state of Maine up man's life cycle thus: "Youth has taken a mighty step towards eliminating the regret from old age with the establishment of the community for old men outside the town f Jefferson, near statesmen are prepared to give opinions on everything from Augusta. The rocking-chai- r OPA to the atomic bomb and many verbal battles result nightly. BULL wvv:wv::- aa;. wvimwwTOJww , - X ii ; If-,"- I 1A r--" lit " . ":7v "" k i f 't iM xv r f Simple PASY to make and a Joy to wear, this simple yet sophistt. e costume will sea cated you through many a busy day. Dainty gathers at sleeves and waistline give a gentle feminina look. And for trimming, use und usual buttons. Twa-Piec- er two-piec- flower-shape- Pattern No. 1388 is designed for slzei 18. 20; 48 and 42. Size 14, s sleeves, takes 3Vi yards of 12, 14. 18, shart material; three-quarte- Send your r rder t: sleeves, 33fc SEWING CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. 149 New Montgomery SL San Francisco, Calif. Enclose 25 cents In coins tor osch pattern desired, Size Patters No Nam Address Ever Try Making Cough Syrup In Your Kitchen? Quick Relief. No Cooking. Easy! If you've never tried mixing; your own cough medicine, you've missed a lot It's no trouble needs no cooking and rives you about four tlmeo a much cough syrup for your money. You'll say it beats anything; you erer tried for coughs due to colds Aad here's how it's done: Make a plain syrup by stlrrtnr S cups of granulated sugar and on cup of water a few moments, until It is dissolved. Or you can use corn syrup or liquid honey. Instead of susar syrup. Get 2 ounces of Plnex from your druggist. Put this Into a pint bottle and All up with your syrup. Thla makes a pint a family supply. Tastes fine and never spoils. Children lovo It. And as for results, you've never seen anything; better. It goes right to work on the coush, loosonlng the phlegm, Boothlnj the Irritation, and helping clear the air passages. You will like it for its results, and not merely for tho money It saver. Pmex is a special compound of proven Ingredients, in concentrated form, a most reliable soothing agent for throat and bronchial Irritations. Money refunded if It doesn't please-yoin every way. Adv. Bitz is back ' v j . 'i .". - 'I - V ' ' ' ' '; - ' 1 , 4 i - s - " ? ' ' - 4 - i F E DAYS . . . Homecoming at Flora McDonald N- - c- Sprin8:s' featured the costumes of other days, as well i 1 ln niodern sties. A riding skirt, built for side-sadd3din 4.8 amonS the creations. The tennis scores must have been tcr-fl- c w'th the skirts. Uet m th rS v le i .- .."V ": i ' Fiddle-Fadd- v t - jer BY-G0N- le Nee-ds- 7 Talk about gall! In an Interview with an American newsboy, Mussolini's spouse defended the policies g and the Romeoing of her hubby. She then added that she wished to come to America to give '.rr - h two-timin- lectures. What! fin. , FR0M MOUSE . . . rrlie winner In the 34th annual Cat CIub of America, Chicago, proves that she can 'fore th. l l"0Use ntll by majestically walking away. Lady Arls Is so that Sh mouse tnrns s ,ow,y a entl hcr back on nth,n CitUa,,y the Bhow by Mr' Sldney F Gray' CnlraK' nd was of the u of ,he Srca feline ? noo i.,.! exposiilon. Trlie cats from all parts of B I uJ competed in thow. And give Liz Dilling Chorus girls, believe It or not, often discuss politics. At Nicky Blair's Carnival the other night one asked: "Why ate there two political parties? Is it that there art two sides to every question?" "No," observed Jayne Westbrook, "it's because there are two sides to every political office outside and Inside." Af '0W yards. Cook meat at a low temperaintermediary Irving ture to keep essential juices, for for an eve'g working and to make the proflavor better paper. . . . Norma Richter, one of the three top models (making $1,000 tein more tender. weekly), has chucked it all to marIt's handier to pour waffle batter , ry Chas. Rose, coast gem merchant. ' . . . "Oklahoma Gin" is the rage. from a pitcher than to spoon it " Players get ten cards each the from a bowl. ' next card is turned up. Players Water used in cooking rice may knock with less than ten points A"- - can't be used to starch small items such of than the card. value that the It's 1 VA'( VS5 newest short cut to ruin. . . .. Art- - as bits of lace and crochet craft Hosiery (one of the biggest To make a new hole in a sew- firms) will bet anv amount that nv- r Ions will not be available (in retail ' ing machine belt, pierce with a PACKAGE SOAP i stores) until some time In 1947. Use in Hard or Soft Water. hatpin heated very hot. Case 72 lie pkes. 87 .50 o After twenty-fou- r Case 72 2Hc pkea. 818 years' service to IMITATION PEPPER If sandpaper is placed over a Hooour country, underpaid Five 23c packages 81.00. I I ver is broke. small flat block, more surface can Minimum order 3 cases shipped prepaid be covered in a short time. if cash in full with order; or C.O.D. plul aU charges for 1 or more cases. and Piffle: Willkie DEALERS A AGENTS WANTED Brooms and brushes: Wash aftwill be on a stamp soon. . . . James v HOUSEHOLD SALES CO.. INC. ' o I and er store. ALBANY. GEORGIA. f use, Melton may get the role of "Curly" . . the in . film of version "Okla." ' I ? I John Roosevelt, recently libeled in a .. ,3 syndicated col'm (from Washington) 4 as a "conchie," will be interested to ' EXTRA GOOD BREAD! learn that the author has since been fired. . . . John W. Raper, the ageIIKAVXWklUMl BAIJX . , . ur. H. less Cleveland philosopher, has put B. Fraley, physician of Ashland, Ky., his . It pepigrams between son to! made delivery of a This Wor,d me&. .. Mr. and Mrs. John Castle, Decern . . - Joseph E. Davies may auth ber 9. He stated that it was the another book to clear up matters largest baby he had ever seen. since Potsdam. . . . John Gunther has visited 47 states to compile data for his next book, "Inside U.S.A." He will visit Delaware as soon as he is completely mended from the flu. He Is sunning at the Roney- Pleasure Cabana Club. Lindbergh ' y-- f .k v A ,1 thin-shelle- iwu....ul ,L h i z i - -- ,, h i - Al FOREIGN LANGUAGES fhonirh (hrv sneak different IanToll! On Broad Broadway Wiseguy: guages, Inseparable pals are ter ennnbv. narrot and Boston way an Honest Guy Is the On Who You Exactly tha rier pets of Mr. and Mrs. Elliot E.j Double-Crosse- s Way You Expected Htm To. Simpson, New York City. They to wrestle each other. I , J ... .? A egey i THERE'S NO LOST ACTION WITH FRESH YEASTI And Fleischmann'fl fresh Yeast goes right to work because it's actively fresh. 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