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Show BEAR RIVER VALLEY LEADER Spain Could Not Be Allies' Friend OUR COMIC SECTION D Events in the Lives of Little Men " No one could be surprised that Spain preserved a strict neutrality u ma great struggle of Armageddon. The historical, barriers between Spain and the allied and associated powers were not to be surmounted.' The deepest bitter memory of the Spaniard Is the Napoleonic Invasion na me agony of the Tenlnsular war. Eren after a hundred years there could be no unity of sentiment be-uucB nua opain. uioraltar, mougn a raded cause of irritation, till plays a part In Spanish thought cur me real hatred was for the United States, and the final loss of the last remnants of the Spanish wioniai empire left an aching void "i we oreasts of a proud race. The arlstocracT wer The middle classes As the king said, "Only I and the mob Je for the Allies." The best that coma be hoped for was that Spain should be neutral In the string. and certainly she prospered by her 0 nrn-norm- anti-Frenc- h. umenuon rrom m in corner's. It tfMBMuX-,..,- Winston Church- - number of tractors per 100,000 ere or crop land, California leads all States With 523. New Vnrfr 1.1 econd, with 492. Ellnols has the most tractors on farms, Kansas comes second, and California Is seventh on the list In value of all iarm machinery equipment, Iowa Is at the head of the list, Texas is second and California Is tenth. These ngures are drawn from the govern ment census report of 1930. Foreign Market BaiLot Europe is now eating American groceries at the rate of $280,000,000 year. American Magazine. - JkS zs - FINNEY OF THE FORCE j l It's poor seed that Isn't stronger un me sojl r- ' ., -' Gold insurance Tractor Statutici la . Bavei Aspirm will stop it. If his throat feels sore, he ne gargle made gd Sbleuf wS cv, the neglect of "a rnm1 wpKcaUoM .very ?f tonsiUtis began with "just a nS throatr It's a ise plan to take aspirin after dn,eP?ure 5 bad ?ather' or whenever there is an? If it's genuine aspirin it can tffl cteod, t you; and how it does banish and pains caused by colds, neuralgia, neuritis, the aches lumbago, and even rheumatism. !2if insure yw comfort through the ayertpirin season. The more susceptible you are to colds, the more you need it. Does not depress the heart. '''""1'1"'"" V- i """ IT"-- - - 'HI ToA It Is the old intelleehiBla found out that what the young intel IlliMniu I ,,,, 1 A lectuals are raisins a fuss about Is out worn During the Cops' Parade X B4ITH. ME DOGS AQ.E TDlGED rrS .ONLY NATURAL WELL. THEY THEV D WANT TO SEE J SAW ALMOST THEl WHUT THEIR POUCE ( WHOLE FORCE .PROTECTION LOOKS I TODAY AANY AFTER ALL THAT AAARCHINL. HOPE THE TAXPAVFDS AO. SATIS FOY ED WITH THE SHOWN' 01 WE MADE V LIKE! HOO! 7T V Y 3fc f I LVii? o V0 ' V trSS&r JL- - A WEVE" BEEN POBBEQf "Loan" and "Lend" The word "loan" has been used as a verb In a certain construction since approximately 1220. When money Is referred to 'It is correct to use the word "loan," otherwise lend is correct And Probably Win A Michigan professor asserts that only the mentally capable should be permitted to vote, but the other kind, of course, will continue to run for office. education and literature. THE FEATHERHEADS CAN I FEATHEPHEAO. WELL. ALL Dayton Dally News. WiUon Admitted to Bar Woodrow Wilson studied law at the University of Virginia, was admitted to the bar and practiced law in Atlanta, Ga., before entering the field of y WM Repeating Herself SAY. PELIK Change in History Now, we are told, Noah's flood last ed 160 days Instead of 40 ; and we expect to hear soon that Jonah's whale swallowed his family, too. Haverhill YOU HAVE TO COME TO A SWELL PLACE LIKE TUtS TO TOY AUO DCnvC DARUJIlOiS THEORY! YOU OUGHT TO RENT VOORSELF OUT TO A IS THAT YOU'VE MADS A PERFECT FOOL OP YOURSELF- - OURlNG OOP STAY HEC-Ef- "ZOO ! v- Evening Gazette. COHERE FOLKS ARE LOOKING Really Great It Is always a sign of poverty of mind, where men are ever aiming to appear great ; for they who are really great never seem to know It '- - "Tom Thumb" an American The real name of 'Tom Thumb" was Charles Sherwood Stratton. He was born In 1838 died In 1883. twenty-eight- s lipp W mill V f at Bridgeport, Conn. He Scriptural Foundation "Nearer, My God, to Thee" Is founded npon the story of Jacob's Journey as given In the chapter 5. h of Genesis. EVEN 4 SAAART MONKEY HAS SEKiSE EMOUGH TO TDV AND fMITATE HIT BETTER S'.JYOoW JOST SUCCEEDED M IMITATING4 AN IDIOT MONKEY!... AND VOO DID THAT VERY WELt! ( V ALL SHE CAM SAY! Many Feed on Acorn The acorn crop is appreciated not only by small animals but by bears and deer as well. Is MA From Byron' Vera The expression, "On with the dance" a line from "Childe Harold," by Lord Byron. High Arabia Title The word "admiral" came from the Arabic "Emll el Eagh," or lord of the sea. Don't In a Nutihell rest on your laurels .make a poor mnttress. C Wsstsrn Nswspaptr Union tt ta. w. ' f Ioiy Soap . pat. err. The soap that mates 50 more euds-ric- her, longer-lastin- g suds that $oak clothes white without rubbing, without harm to snowy hands or dainty things. Never balls up, rinses clean, eoftena water. Great for dishes, too. MICHAEL.'.... FER A COUPLE AM HOURS NAP BEFORE 01 GO ON DJOOTY, - AGIN MOW KTJV ft Madebytlw Maker l .0 c Summing It Up chip on the shoulder spoils many promising career. A t they Can't Blame Her It Isn't fair to charge a wife with lacking a sense of humor merely be cause she gets In bad humor every time her fool husband tries to be the comedian at a party. Cincinnati En qulrer. Mutt Finish in a Hurry "Pardon me," said the golfer, as he caught up to the members playing ahead of him. "Would you mind if I played through? I've Just heard that my house Is on fire." Kansas City Star. , Proper Ventilation xne Dest way to ventilate a room Is to open a window top and bottom or one window at the top and another on the opposite side of the room at the bottom. Cheese Long Popular Cheese is the form in which milk can be preserved for years. It is of ancient lineage. There are 350 varieties of it known to be made In the world. But He Doe That Well Once in a while von meet, a man whose only function apparently Is to serve as a mooring mast for a nickel cigar. Lafayette Journal and Courier. Still in Force The law of compensation never falls. The less important you are the more Important a kind nature enables yon to feel. San Francisco Chronicle. On Musia "Music Is the most aristocratic nf all the arts, Inasmuch as it Is the greatest refiner of human emotions." Walter J. Damrosch, conductor. Sugar in Daily Food of the dally food reonlr- ments of the American is estimated by oacterlologlsts to be supplied by re One-fift- h fined sugar. Aurora Close to Earth Measurements of the aurora horpnlla show that these northern lights are usually not more than 100 miles from the earth. An old married voman's advice t girls Is that when they are going tc get a new name to be sure and pick! one that is of some use when written at the bottom of a check. Cincinnati Enquirer. Protection From Radium Radium Is kept in boxes and persons who work with radium work behind lead screens in order ta protect themselves from the radiation AH radium is handled with forceps. lead-line- d Don't Do Sonny's Job a child dull and lazy not M have small responsibilities that can only be done by him. Let him alon and don't help him and see how ha gets along. Grit It makes Old English Industry Among the many old firms in London Is one which has been making tooth brushes for more than 150 years, when they were first invented by the foundet of the business. Such Is Life Life is Just a continual business of losing sleep over matters that yon won't be able to remember next yea& San Francisco Chronicle. Overlooked by the Record Some astounding Jumps, not down In the record books, have been made from the frying Times-Unio- Desirable Qualities A man should endeavor to be as ant as a reed, yet as hard as fire. ilortdn to Collect owes you a world that the Feeling living is not a pleasant sensation when It comes to making collections. To ledo Blade. Too Expensive Many an enthusiast has momenta when be wishes he had budgeted his blah. Lafayette Journal and Courier, The Talent Excelling Nothing exceeds the human capacity for getting up to Its ears In debt- -" Ohio State Journal Whose Isn't? girl's idea of a perfect man la subject to frequent revision. BloSton A r. Land ef Little Rain Twenty minutes of rain In a year Is sometimes all that southern Egypt gets. Pli cedar-woo- Talmud. nto the Problem I News-Banne- First Cremation With modern methods, the first cre mation took place In the crematory at Woking, near London, in 1885. pu n. According to Inclination Men's thoughts are much according to their Inclination. Bacon. |
