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Show t THE BEAVER PRESS, BEAVER, UTAH Reputation 66 A reputation is a personal possession frequently not discovered MAHONEY until lost. Shalran Wit married man can do anything he likes if his wife doesn't mind; a widower can't be too careful. Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world. Success covers a multitude of blunders. There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. A OL' ACHES AND BWNS'OF THE CHICAGO WHITE SOK,UKE OLO MAN RIVER, JUST KEEPS ROLLING ALONG. BBOUGHT LP TO ; THE SOX IN W3I, HE BOASTS A LIFE- 7 .. e .... ...... ... ( ! in . I jS. &Y.- -- IP ' - TIME BATTING 'AVERAGE OF .311 AND THE: SHORTSTOP CAN STILL OtTHIT AND GlIT HUSTLED KIDS WHO WERE NOT EVEN BORN WHEN HE BROKE INTO BASEBALL. Right as Rain There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst. The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe. are the greatest They camel riders in the world and their mounts the fastest thinas in the ! desert. Every animal must ,.3 be healthy and stronq iU and every member of the !! V nir. Hi Egypt's famous Camel Corps, the hard riding Haganah, are called the "Mounties" of North Africa. The group (above) moves on the double. f N U L is iiuyuiiuii for his ilN UNKNOWN POX PLATJJ IN LajlSVILLE,AIMED BALL JUMPED THE RAIL, BOUNCED OUT THE DOOR, TRAVELLED 200 FEET AND SMASHED A STOPE- WINDOW TO THE TUNE OF 75 fV CKS? Al A (.UMMLW WCKtT..JVSbED...THE THE AMERlCAN-ARAblACO. MAINTAINS A GOLF PLAYERS USE COUKE M RID GOLF BALLS AS ORDINARY ONES ABE APT TO GET LOST IN THE" SAND. OIL respunsiDie At left -- inspects . H v SPORTLIGHT- j II -- THIS irvij. . b.5! rTr,4i .1sr?",I' 7 it . Q Inspection (above) of a company of the Haganah is strict. The Corps, numbering more than 1,003 men and 2,000 white camels from the Egyptian Sudan, patrols y'OS 5; 9 the almost In Egypt's 3,000 mile border Two of E g y p t' s line. "Mounties" are pictured at left and right. The vertical cuts on their faces were carved there by their mothers when they were five years old. They are very proud of them, because they tell the men are from the i W,:?::!"7 lower Sudan. e impass-tijl- wastes of the where soft sands Sa-lar- o, fake . automobiles use- the camel is still K '"9 of (Ay Haganah, 7 gives new recruits demonstration in track- - (right) down -- a smuggler. the Corps' main tracking down Cne of bbs is vf greatest of the '"9 , transportation. Mohammed, GRANTLAND GALA SEASON of 1950, in ways at least, is still adding to its comeback record. It began with Ben Hogan and almost registered 1 with Citation who ran swiftly but not quite fast enough. I I Hogan was away I 11 months and Cita- tion 14 months. Another arrival r:n c..4U f j was omy ouuuiworth who had to Grantland Rlceretire last summer. More than a few thought the Braves manager would never report again. He not only reported but he has his ball club in the frontline trenches with a good chance to win again. Southworth has done one of his best jobs after almost a complete collapse last summer. The Cubs and Frank Frisch looked to be sunk again at the start of the season. Frank bad been away from the game for some time when he took over the Cubs. He couldn't help them much In 1919 but he has a different club working In 1950 and ' he will have a better club ready .7 I By thieves. - fj for 1951. Then there is a young fellow by the name of Johnny Mize. Johnny was on the raw edge of falling over the precipice. He w a s rated all through. His own league let him go when the Yankees took a last stand. Then Georgia Johnny was sent to Kansas City. His big league Jays were over. But further Yank ees injuries gave Johnny another chance. The famous hitter came oack to life again, using a piece of ish for this purpose. In the Yankee irive recently with such stars as DiMaggio and Henrich out of action, it was Big John who resumed his old habit. He was the star hitter S v.(,t,t!uri HtfHKt E. PINKHAM'S ...1.... LVD1A OVERJOYED! YEARS OF LAXATIVE DOSING ENDED! After 25 years of dosing for constipation, I started to cat N for breakfast. The re sults are wondprfull Andrew H. Truby, Box 42. Woodland, 1 Hi. Just one of hun- - i "I had to write! ALL-BIIA- vr? I drtds of unsolieited httern from ALL-BHA- ounce of - . htiih-atrun- g. 1 N ous results can be yours, too. if you sut ler from constipation due to lack of dietary bulk. Kat an This Is a Season of Comebacks i so you suffer from hot flashes, feel do tired? Then ncrtiou, PlnklmnVa Vegetable try LydlH E. Compound to relieve such symptoms! Plnkham'a Compound use of Regular heUs build up resistance against thla users. Marvel- Ll mount. tne commander a camel. Are you going throui?h the functional 'mlddle-g- " period peculiar to women (38-S- 2 yemn)? Dot thla make WNU RICE- - one can buy a pennant. Tom Yawkey has proved that. The Red Sox owner has spent at least $5,000,000 in the last few years to get the best talent, but this talent has won only one pennant since 1918. That was in 1946 making it a little matter of 28 years between championships. The wealthy Mr. Wrlgley haiw n't been able to buy a pennant for his Cubs since 1945. They have been settling for la? place in 1948 and 1919 but shoulu fare better this season. The latest case is the Pirate's new ownership. They raised enough money to invest as much as $5,000,-00- 0 in new talent. They even turned loose $100,000 for an star who has yet to prove he is worth $18. The $5,000,000 at the end of three years has left the Pirates in a desperate struggle to finish out of the cellar. The cellar is where they'll probably finish. In manager Meyers the Pirates have one of the smartest leaders in baseball. That didn't help either. It was certainly not Meyers' fault. It wasn't the owners' fault. They spent their cash lavishly. In 1948 it began to look as if the Pirate owners were going to buy a flag. They made a strong showing. They looked so good in 1948 that many picked them to finish 2 in 1949. The owners spent new money for 1949 but the Pirates took a dizzy dip. They spent more money for 1950 and took an even deeper slide. No wonder owner Frank McKin-ne- y decided to bolt the scene. When you buy a pretty fair club and put $5,000,000 extra into it and drop from the first division to last place, it is about time to retire. Which goes to prove you can't buy a pennant. 3450 W tasty Kellogg's ALL-BRA- N daily, drink plenty of waterl If not completely satisfied after 10 days, return empty carton to Kellopg's, Battle Creek, Mich. GET DOUBLE YOUK MONEY BACK. 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He But you can't start as fast." can also handle his share of punishBut with arms and legs fading ment. away the batting eye retains its It would be difficult to rank the The hitters good glow. 10 fighters of all time. greatest keep on hitting long after the pitchwould be in such a ers and fielders wear out. This has Jack Dempsey So would Joe Cans. So would list. comeall the the one best of of been Gene Tunney and Joe back seasons. There may be other Jim Corbett, Then there are Harry Greb, athletes to report on before the Louis. Stanley Ketchel, Benny Leonard, first snow falls. Jim Jeffries and Sam Langford. But what about Bob Fitzsimmons, Jack You Can't Buy Pennants Walker, Jack Johnson, Mickey Blackburn and the original One of the major faculties in baseball's stability is the fact that no of all-tim- e Q With their er, (left) the recruits follow the trail and trot up a hill near the pyramids. 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