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Gordon has . WASHINGTON. New Year's day, according to an WITCH HUNT: ring and turns on the light phone In here. to Not down 7 ' nails his chewed :m OF MALE AmerEMPLOYMENT Dr( at if the tion , was shown to doctors encyclopedia which I once remember consulting, is cele- Pumpkin, Too only because of recent flops; he WAR II VETERANS association pan Medical Follow meeting WORLD ican the brated in the western world by merrymaking and, theoretalso reportedly turned down the Like a delayed Halloween epirections on timi.. "acer..i in St. Louis. SEPTEMBER 198 ically at least, in the meeting of old friends. no when hit, "Goodbye, My Fancy.". . . M. used allowed to simmer . be with could husode, ear macabre The than rather I remember when we took the idea of New Year's "calls" seriously. a so that the befcl one is at home to turn on the light Todd's "As the Girls Go" claims serving, That was back in western New York. I also remember later, when I was morous undertones, was the revival . . "Real of the spy hunt in Washington. AH outside the front door. When the $500,000 advance sale. . blended, it will k. "rs a student in Europe, three of us living in the same "pension" (a word has proved. rei the ingredients were there the householder got ready to go home, Gone Gal" Nellie Lutcher "folwhich Americans abroad prefer to "boarding house"). We made our calls in a year, come a way the and long the his cornfield, house, call and the he could pumpkin, consecutively so that the one pair of gloves and one silk hat, which we EMPLOYED respecter of Stalin hovering over the ear would turn on the light. No lowing the Winchellectricity," possessed collectively, could serve for all. In that day and place both a critic. . . . Cole Porter'a ports whole. the answer unsavory phone. need one Dutch Elm nio.. were essential. chune for his "Kiss Me, But there was nothing funny in THE ROBOT is a box on which brand-neDead elms should be J 32 UNfMPU3S. the situation to the house burned before next the telephone sets. When the phone Kate" show is tagged "Bianca." Today I have been meeting someSthe activities committee or to a ?m rinac tho noise of the bell vibrates Backstagers predict it'll rock eliminate th rt old "dates of 1948." clever speech without revealing federal to rush in the box. The vi- - nation. . . . Remember showgal jury a seeking Dutch grand ? salt The first I have to record Is Janelm diSM.crystal that she and her husband are going indictments against suspected trainow has is insufficient. Most im? bration makes electricity flow in Gay Orlova? Broadway uary 6 . . . "Baukhage talking . . . to plump for Vandenberg later. tors 1 . . . Having Doit. Ila one and named is current ampliespionage agents. and the the salt from the radio Television is most unkind to what the b,rk ,t THE PROBE committee declared fled to turn on the light switch, trouble getting tix to hits? Then it in the woodshed for gallery of the should have been a most telegenic it had "definite which proof of one of the ter is not rem; . ?"0tht house of repreThe box and phone are set in the try the midweek matinees, . subject. . . . most extensive espionage rings in circuit with the light to be turned are slim even for smash-clixFor it is in the b sentatives after the history of the United Stated." on. In this way, the ear could be In Playbill (theater program) EuJUNE 23. A heavy mist hung diseased elm wood that the having watched war the Three after years Bolstering this assertion was discovto light any lamp in the house, gene Burr writes about show folk over the city of brotherly love tus the opening of the used bark beetles winter over most and veterans, large, by tv ery of microfilm documents, termed superstitions. The reason, he says. on the day of the convention's second session of or outside. beetles will f,rr .... . civilin established are firmly above the be of committee "tremendous by shoes shouldn't wartime placed from comes crucial session. I had left the the historic 80th device The fection next spring to other!.' ian employment, according to importance," which had been rehall at 4 o'clock that morning. submarine and surface ship detec- - you is "they could easily fall and and along in late june congress." Note statistics compiled by the Re. . You moved . from vithe state the on conk noggin." you department We had witnessed a stirring and the word "histortion by sound. Nothing but the their leaves will begin to flas search Council for Economic for transmission to Russian agents. a pathetic scene when the blind ic." No one guessed of a phone bell affects this ain't hep to the jive, Jackson. On bration show signs of the disease I e Eighty-ninChicago. Security, Bi The microfilm was revealed by the noggin is redundant. When then that other veteran, Marfan Kelly, nomear the dead bark now will of the estimated 14.9 million Whitaker edion a senior the Chambers, hit men have conked, you're FBI inated General MacArlhur in a you're Besides doctors, these adjectives applied beetles before they ha., living veterans of World War II tor of Time magazine, who admit-- i to that legislative been getting these ears because noggin. . . . Dig it? . . . (Jes call clear, unhesitating voice which advantage of another sprir.g were employed as of last SepAl-its ted declared and ) j me possession a held in it the ring of a true day. perfesser! body were to help they are on call 24 hours tember. Of these, about 900.000 ger Hiss, president of the Carnegie cause one of the devotee. Earlier, there had been Undertakers are getting them be 0 on another were farms and Foundation for International Peace, The First Nights: The week's the longest demonstration so far, cause more people seem to die at BAUKHAGE Departm great "upset" in school. About 450,000 had given it to him for transmis-- j election victories for Taft. Stasscn's had been the initialer, baptized "The Young and adnight. an were ..'hile de-- I unemployed, sion to Russia. Hiss of American history. promptly most vigorous. Fair," was dunked in lukewarm ditional 300,000 were "resting" AUTOS, TRlCKS&ACCESs nied the charge. RAIN-MAKEOn January 7 (my birthday) notices. Dealing with life in a to work. or unable I 24. PLACED was over ON the JUNE the witness stand. looking there was "a bright sun shining femme boarding school, it was In the Bag down on the Capitol but," I broad- public opinion polls and mentioned Chambers said he had not had poswhacked across the girdle for its it was in the bag. but dramaturgic flaws but the capable cast, "the shadows beneath it are that qualities the voters said they session of the film during the years FINE USED Perhaps DEAD END: would prefer in a presidential canafter 1937, until recently, and deFranklin Fenenga, an archeologist cast copped caresses. Reviewers deep and dark." didate were those of "the human- clined to name the persons in whose Reds Block of California university wasn't saygenerally regretted that every act Way On that day the President deLiberal Credit Term itarian, the protector of the weak, hands the film rested before being All he would say was that he wasn't as compelling as some of its ing. The a for livered his message and the Berlin peace struggle the benevolent guardian of the chil- turned up in a pumpkin on Cham mithe have did Wm. Hawkins' bag. Critic episodes. next day the Associated Press dragged wearily on, extended by dren, of the common man." Per- bers' farm. g THE BAG was a complete nority report: "There is power and said: "Most of President Truthat was a better guide to Meanwhile, Sumner Welles, for- Russian establishment of a Comhaps outfit he had acquired from provocative good sense in this 1948 in man's the Reich JESSE M. CHASE, INC legislative proposwhat the choice was to be than the mer undersecretary of state, studied munist "government" an Indian whose grandfather was a play." . . . The next entry was als, particularly his tax reduccapital. the us. the microfilm documents, evaluated figures pollsters provided man. medicine the Thittir Guild's second contrib tion and plans It was late in the evening when their contents, but declined to di Buy Sell Trade Demanding elections be held on and its potentialities The of the season, "The Silver Whistle." appeared headed today for a a "city-wid- e candidate Dewey, accepting the vulge their importance. basis." the United came tobag when Kern county, in Main of 4th So. Sail Uk, Q, It had the aislemen blowing horns light congressional waste basket." nomination, raised his hand and Chambers, an admitted member States, Britain and France told the the southern part of California's jubilantly, the loudest toots for the Alto locations How true that was and how it la swore that he had made no comSoviet union that there could be no central of a Communist spy ring which opvalley, had its first rainfall expert performance of Jose Ferrer. BOISE him. In his anPOCATEUO helped unBUCXFOOT to Berlin mitments to any man. solution the impasse erated here a decade ago, was in eight months not long ago. FenReviewer Chapman nual message he Is to present trumpeted: JUNE 2ft The Berlin airlift, slated for further witness stand ap- til the Russians disown the enga vas right there in the middle "Charming fable, captivatingly actmost of them again, more hopewhich with the Marshall plan pearances, as was Hiss, who mainThe Berlin government. of the downpour. And, when he reed by Ferrer.' FARMS AND RANCHES fully. achieved the two greatest victories tains he was never a Russian agent. terms were clearly expressed in a to Berkeley, the rain came turned in cold note a the Soviet list of war, in 12 begins. a was cold accompanying day January down there in torrents. Between the Acts: Broadway-H- e CANADIAN JULY 12. The other side: a le- HIGHER TAXES: violations of the Berlin constituNew York which had Just emerged FORMATION on firm lettltmtnt opponnlit, s were gabbing about the exarose NATURALLY, speculation convention Democratic tion subthat the three powers had Fsitlls loilt. Bcsiomblj priced. Clin from a blizzard. I was there cov- thargic Some Frightened wsll. Csnsdlsn I'sclflc Billjr. Vuewn citing doughmance of Indian concerning the properties of the demit mitted for guidance. ering the assembly of the United woke to life with a g outAli Kahn millionaire when the Rita and bag, for, Some business men and indus Nations and that day the Palestine onstration for keynoter Barkley ALTHOUGH FORMALLY the tail of a beaver, Hayworth. . . . "Do you think," commission was preparing its pro- which "had more real feeling and trialists, who feared a Truman victo a United Nations com afit, including MISCELLANEOUS wmeone asked, "she would of snapdragon seeds, a bag I broadcast at tory might result in a new in bag of to was be it," which spontaneity note gram partition mittee, the obviously was of JUMPING JACK. A proven of his care to a fossil fish vertebra be another down, just which eagle the "than shivered tax time, anything and tender for baby. No wooi-- : program, meant as a strongly worded warncompleted with bayonets and wives?" . . . "It's better," d safely Wide, heavy web even the anew as they read a statement by ing to Moscow. It indicated that if and various charm stones and pebRepubback erect. Baby cannot fill shrugged Arthur Murray, "than bles, was brought out of storage, one of the leading proponents of what it termed the JANUARY 23. At 11:30 a. m. a licans produced. contented. It's an ideal Cira baby Keeps "illegal body" the rain started. mas Rift. Price S4.95. Write for literatat being just one of Orson's fans!" JULY 13. This was a day of the President Truman's in the Soviet sector were not dismessage came over the news tickSHURTI.IFFVVIANLr ACTIEING 25 South loth Avenue Pocaiellt, lu Fenenga had the bag with him er, and such a sigh of relief went battle of the extremes against the plea to impose a modified form of banded, the western powers would The Cinemagicians: Betty Grable up from the White House and from middle. The Negro attacking the the wartime excess profits tax. take a series of measures required when he entered Berkeley in a THE SPEAKER was Wyoming's by the fact, in their storm. It is now in possession of is again putting her best limbs forboth Republican and Democratic Dixiecrats; Southerners begging for opinion, that BUY U. S. SAVINGS BONDS ward in a rollicky musical called headquarters that the trees on Con- a candidate acceptable to the South. Senator O'Mahoney, Democrat, who the "legal, unified administration" the university. "When My Baby Smiles at Me." necticut avenue bent nearly dou- So heated were the arguments on cited the 1929 financial crash as an of Berlin had ceased to exist. Dan Dailey makes a fine partner HELP WANTED MEN, WOMEN ble. "I am not available for and the floor that policemen walked argument for boosting taxes on The western powers placed no for the Grable-bodieAGENTS WANTED gal. . . . could not accept nomination to high into the aisles several times. The business profits. time limit for the Soviet union "Miss Tatlock's Millions" is a hihad corher senator Democrats' The "if declared tir' that glamour office." girl political Insurance aeents wanted, full or part Ax Signed General to make a decision on whether to 1 larious motion-pixie- . Utah and Nevada. A full line of Life, x Woolley Monty chance, and Helen Gahagan Doug- porate profits of 1929 had been adDwight D. Eisenhower. or dent and Health policies, individual continue collaboration. However, and John Lund are among the talJANUARY 30. Gandhi Is dead. las, for some reason or other more equately taxed, this government group to meet the public's needs. hf the tone of the note, as informed and pension plan, ented inmates of this padded-celluloi- compensations The priest and prophet of Indian telegenic than her Republican rival, would have been in a much better sources of the to the opportunities with oneWest stressed, indicated that un. . . "Blanche Fury" is in the fiscal position to meet the depres companies growing independence was shot to death at emerged equally triumphant, less the normal administrative cona British immigrant with million-dolla- r GREAT MUTUAL LIFE INSURANT! his prayer meeting on the lawn of sion." ditions were reestablished "pretty 606 Beason Kuildinr g Technicolor and a He pointed out that corporate JULY 14. The President finally is the estate where he lived. Salt Lake City, ttak soon," a new policy would be "A Southern YanMARCH 9. Truman announces nominated and makes his accepttale. earnings now are piling up at the hiuh ACCIDENT ance in the small hours, offering same rate as in 1929, although the adopted. kee" is a rattle-brainerefiesta with LIFE his candidacy; MacArthur FROM BEGINNING to end the a to of come was forth So the what Civil War playing straight for nounces his. V'V sample companies are bigger. earnings note ' gave what the western powers . w if in the campaign. Many had already Red Skelton's hoke and joke rouM ARCH 10. Jan Masaryk is dead. are greater than ever before. ; as detailed the regard proof that left the hall. He called for the spetines. . . . "Hills of Home" is as Much died with that name. HOWEVER, industrialists, lead Soviets have pursued in Berlin a wholesome From the house radio gallery cial turnip day session of congress. ers of the big labor unions, account as milk, and the playA "I have run into perhaps four or ants and economists have been re policy of systematic violation of all ing of Janet Leigh and Edmund again on March 17 I report the Gwenn is warm and human. . . . by the President of five people," I commented next quested to give their views on what, quadripartite agreements. "Behind Locked Doors" is one what was then called the "Truman day, "who venture the assertion if anything, congress should do about that perhaps he might still win." profits, estimated at a record 20 POTATOES: Doctrine." sleeping pill you can take without MARCH 19. Wallace attacks the But everyone else laughs at the billion dollars this year. a medico's prescription. No More Doubt VI F """SisuJsV President's foreign policy. thought. The calling of the congress It that "little proposed O'Mahoney was no There say many ell doubt. longer any Memos: Edgar A. Poe: One-haproved good strategy. I.inda of San Anthe Brown, 4, business." or small, independent It was no April Fool's day Farmers, at last, had a about mi W pleasure experienced at a theater arises tonio, Tex., has been selected F Joke when the Russians stopped Thousands of people braved corporations be given special exportrait of the American housefrom the spectator's sympathy with the the poster girl for the 1949 EWIISCI excess the trains in Berlin. under 19 to of any profits emptions SCOTT'S deS. heat wife's ideal U. The Washington's July potato. rest of the audience. . . . Schopenhauer: March of Dimes, January 14 to The next day, April 2, our tax plan. line the long, slow march of the Not to partment of agriculture even sugtheater the to is like go making 31. Stricken with polio two and jounter move: Congress passes caisson bearing the General of one's toilet without a mirror. . . . DuThousnd of gested that farmers tack it up in a half years ago, Linda was GOLDEN FLEECE: the European recovery promas: One the Armies, John J. Pershing, should folks know tfcul the barn for quick reference. never take one's treated at the Robert B. Greene ...ti sitt's Eml r to his last rest in Arlington. gram. daughter to a theater. Not only are The department found, after a Vane Jason hospital in San Antonio with till ps ron wrd off coldi-house the immoral: plays is itself -gThe gay green of leaf and lawn well fstr-.n-d neip. The "golden fleece," subject of survey among 3.300 housewives, funds derived from the March On the afternoon of Friday, the our IH im on this 12th day of April are not 13th of that farmers and shippers should strong whenViuminsl of Dimes. She now walks withoing August, as we were leaving one of mythology's most romantic, mors natural A4D enough to dispel Washington's con- the White House press and radio colorful stories, crashed the world see to its that potatoes prepared for The Airlstocrats: The 20th CentuTO out braces an? has only a slight HIGH ENERGY FOOD cern over the revolution in Bogota. conference, market are: ry-Fox a a of the American result of Kasenkina press by proxy as " . rich In natural limp. Stephanove purchase CLEAN, of medium size, marked (Remember? A Communist-directef and of over its from namesake. network row of the window the couldn't have custody jumped pleased '" affair. Secretary of State Marshall Soviet consulate in Now York City. oil. try It Be. b. RANKIN: Guess Who The fleece, symbol of one of the by few "eyes," light in color, unmore. Let's hope EMy WUk.a feel was there.) of such that quality She lived to become the symbol of world's most exclusive orders of damagedand Darryl F. Zanuck doesn't change Economical. BujtodMtr At 10 30 in the morning of April the they will cook up soft, mealy and Outward Bound? the key station letters WJZ to which so many human nobility not even the king of Engescape (tor I drug 19, Justice T. Allen Goldsborough evenly throughout, without falling " Rep. John E. Rankin (D., Miss.) DFZ. . . . Why isn't the Mr. nnri ir! beings, suffocating behind the iron land is a knight may be ruled John Lewis guilty of crimMORE than jurt one of the foremost house o po- - Mrs. North comedy-mysterapart. by the city of Dijon, curtain, have sought before and stanza inal contempt. Housewives like medium sized nents of President Truman's civil televised? It'd make of which THE GOLDEN tleece powerful noyriti"" since. swellevision. On April 27 come the rumors of AUGUST 16. The diamond's small replicas were awarded the potatoes because they rate them rights program, faces a strong Gabe Heatter is this kind of guy: war from Palestine. easiest to peel and handle, and best fight by northern Democrats in He patty-cake- s beloved Babe Ruth, dies. knights was kept in Dijon. France, competitors' scoops. The Moscow newspapers of May SEPTEMBER 17. Tragic end of after the order was founded by for judging individual portions the congress to force him off the house Imagine! . . . Geo. Gallup (he con11 pre bought out Ambassador a man who had lived and died for Philip the Good, Duke of Burgunpotato, they say. activities committee ducted the straw vote that broke Bedell Smith is conferring with The survey showed more than a UNDER THE seniority system, the elephant's back) guested on a dy, In 1429, for several generations peace. Count Bernadotte. Molotov. Rankm is slated to become chairSEPTEMBER 20. A stormy ses- until Mary of Burgundy took it with fourth of the householders disMutual newscast. The commentator sion of the United Nations begins. her to Austria when she married turbed by "mechanical and han- man of the house veterans' affairs comforted George by ackchelly tell-inThe birthday of a state. May Its deliberations all but forgotten in Maximilian the Fair, Said committee The attempt to oust him Sarah Bernhardt never dling injuries" to potatoes 14 Israel Is born. the heat of the presidential camhim from the un American investiThe fleece remained in Vienna the department: acted better than after she had a "IT IS PRETTY good evidence gating group will be based on the leg amputated! . . Dewey wins the primary in Oreuntil the French army recaptured paign. Sacasas (a gon on May 24. Later he won the NOVEMBER 2. The election of a the city during the last war and that too many potatoes are being general house rule that the chairgrand rhumband) recorded a numstate. President who nobody believed when returned the fleece to Dijon. Now. dug and handled with improper maman of a committee may hold only ber titled "The Mambo" for Victor A veteran steps down. Prime Minhe went to bed that night or even Austria is asking for it back. But one committee post. in 1945 and Music Business chinery and tools, and that the pomag Clunrrricn Kidney ister Smuts of South Africa is de- In the early hours of the next day the good Burgundians of Dijnn tatoes are not properly culled beThe northern Democrats will credited him (in 1916) with introe feated on May 28. had won. have petitioned the city council to fore being sent to market." that if Rankin accepts the vet- ducing the new rhythm, which othOf DOUBLl luun Immediate question to arise: Will erans' affairs committee chairmanOregon in the news again, tragNOVEMBER 3. A little before urge the French government to re-- j ers have Cerfd. . Norman Cor-wiically. The little town of Vanport noon in a New York hotel Gover- fuse the Austrian bid and to re-- I potato growers and shippers do ship, he should be restricted to complains that Hooperatings WNU-- W is inundated. May 31. nor Dewey announced one of the tain the fleece in Dijon. that. anything about it? "perpetuate sameness and mediTragedy for a neighbor state on greatest upsets in American po ocrity." Mr. Corwin, they Just June 10. Secretary of Labor Schwel-lenbac- litical history when he conceded measure what Americans listen to BIKINI: ALMANAC of Washington state dies his defeat and congratulated "the POOR RICHARDS most. Still Echoes at the age of 53. champ " Outdoors, Philadelphia was cloudy NOVEMBER 14. A male heir pr Bikini's atomic blast was still The Intelligentsia: Time me and gray on June 21. Inside Repub- sumptive to the British throne Matthews will take a year to re echoing lican headquarters it was rowdy and born the almanac hangs on a peg in Poor Richard's anniversary, Jan President Truman denied a view the mag's long range editorial h ghlights the in gay. Dewey starts his shock and living room Or kitchen There, al- charge that the White House DECEMBER 13. Raukhage re- uary 17, 1949. had planning. Exec ed Roy Alexander 1949 blitz tactics against the field. Cor- turns from his vacation with a lot fluence of the almanac on Amerialmanac has begun ready, the acsuppressed a final report on the will edit it starting Jan. 1. aiv jwu"mldd aits rvT. It respondents discuss the mystery of of lies about the fish he caught. can life. Poor Richard v, as the to hide the 1948 and earlier editions tional atomic tests off the atoll. L'fe'i big competish (say insiders) to ?JIf hot women (38 to Frankthe vacant teats In the gallery. The of it nom slmanac de I hope my readers will understand Benjamin plume many things to will be Carousel The President's statement, ed made (Did this foreshadow the absence that the last hectic days of the year lin, whose Poor Richard Almanac many people It carries an annivcrCarroll and at a news conference, was In ed Julian anof the Dewey voters from the polls have been recorded In the of this the type Then do try LT' astronomical calendar, popularity d.nly began Bach. Jr., are its Brains swer to an assertion by a Mr Compound Wpo on election day?) The attractive press and are fresh in Dept. data, information on how to get rid your mem of publication O' the 100 treasures the N Y Pub Doctors In hundreds of thousands of of rats, raise healthy chicks, how to Bradley Dewey that the White lie Republican glamour lady, Clare cries Hence I think they can b what lao bu Libe now exhibits (via its 100th House had clamped the lid on Booth Luce, hurls her barb, in a safely omitted. the homes, rural households especially. itay awake In church Rikini flndini ann'yi the Joseph Penso book LYDIALPINKHAM'S should interest colvumists Baukhage Finds Old Dates Of Interest in Year 1948 Hungar. I bl l iTr V Tax Hike Bugaboo Frightens Some; Berlin Red Vote Tightens Issue AlVJJ atti ? tl n man4 ! r. tfrSs. - w J J 15. : Mi J Classified 900,-00- rain-makin- anti-Inflati- d newly-installe- rain-makin- "sock-the-ric- andufia-ercise- hand-grenade- body-ban- super-confide- twice-rejecte- d CO. 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